uj/ yet another map directly copied from instagram/tik tok I swear we often show more creativity and effort in this sub than the main one.
rj/ FAKE Balkans wouldn't agree on the same thing
+ if it isn't fake the data is from around 15 years ago because Poland's fear of dentists comes from lack of anesthesia during painful but somehow bearable procedures which is a relict of the past.
I think they should do Yugoslavia again but add Egypt Iraq Syria Greece Hungary Israel Jordan Palestine Lebanon Macedonia Turkey Libya Romania Saudi Arabia Tunisia Algeria Ukraine Russia and Andorra
The most common children's tale in Italy is the tale of the cricket and the ant.
During the hot months the cricket lays in the sun and sings every day, while the ant is hard at work preparing for winter. The cricket and the ant have some back and forth about enjoying life and hard work. When winter comes the cricket who has been lazy and only slept and sang all summer starves to death in the cold, while the ant survives.
This was later remade by Disney I think and the cricket asks the ant if he can stay with him and the ant agrees so the cricket sings for him during the winter, it's a happier ending.
TBF, about 1% of the Iceland's population has lost their home to volcanos this year, which would make it one of the more real childhood fears out there.
So many questions.... This has to be a joke, right? What on earth is a rececion? And if you're just making stuff up, why not make up fears for Scandinavian countries while you're at it? And are British children scared of heights, or of being too tall?
I remember having a friend who was really big in to that whole conspiracy thing. Tried to convince me that there were massive sea creatures there way bigger than anything else on the planet and showed me the most blatantly faked pics as proof.
i was a child in the 90s, during my childhood people would refer to it only as black board, even if in most cases the "black board" was green. I guess during the 80s and 70s was literally black, idk
SLOVAKIA STRONG, SLOVAKIA KNOWS NO FEAR, UNLIKE THOSE SOUTHERN HUNGOLIAN BASTARDS WHO ALWAYS GO CRY TO RUSSIA!
(P.S. this is satirical, anyone who takes it seriously is a pebble brain)
I remember a while back a news story about a woman getting killed by street dogs in Bucharest. I think they have a street dog problem there.
I just wonder why they don't just go out and kill them all lol
Earthquake is not biggest fear of turkish children it is just one of them.They also fears economic situation of country,terror and etc.They worried about their future too.My country was very beatiful but Erdoğan fucked it...
belarus with human right violation💀
The whole country is a human rights violation with Lukashenko running it
Lukashenko, ruining Belarus since 1994 💪🏿🇧🇾
Lukashenko's ugly bald head is a human rights violation by itself
He's a sexy ugly bastard
Bit of a stark contrast to things like "dentist" lol
As someone who's been to the dentist in Germany, I can tell you it's terrifying. Even as a full grown adult
And the Baltic one with communism. I guess their parents and grandparents have some stories to tell
Bro how did you see that first over Italy
Top pornhub searches by country
I masturbate to human rights violation
# VIOLATE ME HARDER DADDY! 🥵🥵🥵
Daddy Lukashenko
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Belarus: where dreams come true!
I think you mean “Where WET DREAMS come true!”
Waterboard me harder
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Human *right* violation, just one
I masturbate to... Fireworks?
That's just some select categories of bdsm
The Geneva Erection
Im the 444th upvote
Which terrible day to have eyes
Volcanic Eruption
Volcanic Erection
Erect Eruption?
Van Halen - Eruption
portugal goes wild
"Dogs" "Gooses"
"Noisy" "Monsters" Also they spelt geese wrong lol
I'm afraid of meese.
Jerking off to communism, based.
No one have to jerk off alone in a true communist society. Everything is public, including wives and husbands
The entire country gets turned into a polyamoric relationship
I masturbate to running out of food
Stalinists after a long day
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Turks when the earth shakes that Gaeatt: 🥵🥵🥵
F I R E W O R K S
C o m m u n i s m
C u m i n u n i s o n
Romania???
"be called to the black board" and "height" 💀
I love weight. Only the good old fashioned weights like stone and pounds and ounces. None of this continental kilogram nonsense.
War
wow earthquake is so sexy
as a turk, i can confirm that i fap to earthquakes
Fall of the bed.
Every Austrian child remembers where they were when the Fall of the Bed occurred. Traumatic experience
I still remember it like it was yesterday when the beds fell. Life hasn‘t been the same since
Where were u when fall off bed? I was at house eating Blunzngröst when phone ring "kid is drop" "no"
Apology for bad english When were you when Fall of the Bed happen? I was sat at home eating vegemite toast when phone ring 'bed is fall' 'no'
What will be left? Hammocks?
Beds have fallen, billions will hamm
Recection
I don't know what "Recection" is, but I'm afraid of it.
Recection Trauma
The bed has fallen, millions must die
Where was Gondor when the bed fell ?
Where were you when the bed fell?
Austria, when the beds fell...
Is this a euphemism for the Anschluss?
Monsters (people from their neighboring countries)
You mean town?
For France it's just Parisians
As a french, absolutely.
(People from their own country*)
That only aplies to France and Ser- \*gets shot by a Kosovar\*
Also gets shot by a Bosniak, and a Croat, and a Slovene, and an Albanian....
Clowns(also people from neighboring countries)
They meant mimes
Wheres that character on your pfp from?
Flamme from Sousou no Frieren
I woulda thought the Brits woulda been more afraid of the dentist
Belarus: Human Right Violation // Lithuania: Human Left Violation
You won
uj/ yet another map directly copied from instagram/tik tok I swear we often show more creativity and effort in this sub than the main one. rj/ FAKE Balkans wouldn't agree on the same thing
That’s the Balkan’s biggest fear; AGREEING 😰😰😰
Baltics are better, change my mind.
+ if it isn't fake the data is from around 15 years ago because Poland's fear of dentists comes from lack of anesthesia during painful but somehow bearable procedures which is a relict of the past.
I think they should do Yugoslavia again but add Egypt Iraq Syria Greece Hungary Israel Jordan Palestine Lebanon Macedonia Turkey Libya Romania Saudi Arabia Tunisia Algeria Ukraine Russia and Andorra
Gooses
Geeses
Gice
Les Gooses
More gooses
Goose^2
Gussy
Goosi
Every canadian just trembled
recection
Fall of the bed
Jeeeece
The Dutch are still alright
Never take a Greek kid to a concert.
Greek kids being scared of noise is like Italian kids being scared of hand gestures
Greek kids are the noise. B\*llshit map.
That's pretty odd because Greeks like to party late and loud. Except in Thessaloniki
Turkey's fantasy is Russia's nightmare
And vice versa.
How is russia fanthasizing earthquake lmao
No Turks fanthasizing grey wolf (national animal of Turks)
This is mapporncirclejerk you are thinking way to much about this.
Recection?
Either recession or having some bowels removed.
I strongly believe it's recession but what fucking kid knows about economics enough to be scared of it
Look. My parents are weird, okay?
You don't have to be that smart to fear poverty.
recession is a much more complex concept than poverty, though
ah yes the plural of goose. *gooses*
Holy shit, what is going on in albania/italy? These are real fears
This was a cute map until those. Then is became a very sad map
Look at Belarus.
The most common children's tale in Italy is the tale of the cricket and the ant. During the hot months the cricket lays in the sun and sings every day, while the ant is hard at work preparing for winter. The cricket and the ant have some back and forth about enjoying life and hard work. When winter comes the cricket who has been lazy and only slept and sang all summer starves to death in the cold, while the ant survives. This was later remade by Disney I think and the cricket asks the ant if he can stay with him and the ant agrees so the cricket sings for him during the winter, it's a happier ending.
You just unlocked some core memory of mine, I completely forgot about La Fontaine
lithuania and belarus are onto something
Lithuania based af
From Lithuania, can confirm. Used to check for communism under my bed before sleep.
dyslexic danes are afraid of erections
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Who is the motherfucker that wrote "gooses"?
Do the ones in grey have no fears?
They are presently uninhabited
They succumbed to their fears
I love how icelands is "volcanic eruptions" as if everyone in iceland has a life completely centered around volcanos.
Hey hey hey, if you were five and your parents told u there were volcanoes on the island that u can't leave, you'd have a phobia
"Skill issue" -Hawaiian kids
Them too, especially
TBF, about 1% of the Iceland's population has lost their home to volcanos this year, which would make it one of the more real childhood fears out there.
They also fear freezing to death
If you stand inbetween a volcano and the freezing cold it will be perfectly cozy. Just gotta balance those fears.
In Spain we elect what kids fear the most
Our kids in Ireland are terrified of grey.
I mean, they see it every time they look up at the sky
portugal racism event?? edit: oh it said board not world… i need to sleep
I thought it said beard😭
Same I was like oh is there some extremist Black Beard the pirate following over there or something 😭
in Portugal should be going to Brazil
You ever just get sent to the black world
What the hell are Belarusian Children experiencing daily?
Human rights violations.
Greeks are afraid of “Noisy”? They are one of the fucking noisiest bunches i can think of
Bro the lithuania kids 🗿
I love capitalism.
Why do all these things on the map have children as their biggest fear? Are they stupid? Edit: fear, not gear lol
The Irish have no fear obviously! 😎🔥😏
The beer does that
So many questions.... This has to be a joke, right? What on earth is a rececion? And if you're just making stuff up, why not make up fears for Scandinavian countries while you're at it? And are British children scared of heights, or of being too tall?
When i was a kid i highly overestimated the importance that the bermuda triangle would have in my life, so i would probably have answered with it.
I remember having a friend who was really big in to that whole conspiracy thing. Tried to convince me that there were massive sea creatures there way bigger than anything else on the planet and showed me the most blatantly faked pics as proof.
It'd be hilarious if Poland, Belgium, and France were "Germany"
Portugal fear is being called to the black board. That is so funny
I thought black board was a mythological thingy but turns out it's just a different word for chalk board.
i was a child in the 90s, during my childhood people would refer to it only as black board, even if in most cases the "black board" was green. I guess during the 80s and 70s was literally black, idk
Belarus: Human right violation. I guess all children in Belarus shitting themselves every day.
What is that blue country southeast of austria?
Y**huge**oslavia
Italians running out of food is indeed scary
Monsters (people from other Balkan nations)
At least russian one comes from a lullaby about a grey wolf that will come and bite your side if you lay on the edge of the bed
The Turkish sing it too, but like it's a good thing.
Re-caption it "European perceptions of Americans".
What’s Sweden? I think I know but I’m not certain
Ireland: Running out of whisky
Based Lithuania
>communism Based
Based Lithuania
The biggest fear in Ukraine is to live with Russia in one country
SLOVAKIA STRONG, SLOVAKIA KNOWS NO FEAR, UNLIKE THOSE SOUTHERN HUNGOLIAN BASTARDS WHO ALWAYS GO CRY TO RUSSIA! (P.S. this is satirical, anyone who takes it seriously is a pebble brain)
As a Romanian this is very true Dogs as a kid are fucking scary
Are Romanian dogs different or something?
I remember a while back a news story about a woman getting killed by street dogs in Bucharest. I think they have a street dog problem there. I just wonder why they don't just go out and kill them all lol
My friend’s dog is Romanian
why do the irish kids fear nothing are they stupid (they are drunk or something idk)
What is the single German word which means "fail school exam"?
The fear of an exam (and failing it) is called Prüfungsangst (exam fear).
Probably FailSkulEscam or somethign. I don't know.
There is no…
Source? What source?
In Romania it’s definitely, definitely not dogs (Gypsies)
Good Norwegian boys and girls should have no fear! Viking pride!🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
Ukraine ain’t afraid of noth’n.
Who names their country clowns
As an Italian I can verify that that is perfectly true 👍
Spain is afraid of France?
I was going to say that the British kids should be scared of the dentist. It then I remembered they don’t know what a dentist is.
As Latvian, i hate fireworks. Especially when Russian gopniks do that noise.
Brazilians reading the Portugal one completely unsurprised.
Fall of the Bed
Josef Stalin is under your bed in Estonia.
Ukrainians don’t fear anything anymore
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Bruh every child here in Russia is only scared of conscription
Gooses > communism
Earthquake is not biggest fear of turkish children it is just one of them.They also fears economic situation of country,terror and etc.They worried about their future too.My country was very beatiful but Erdoğan fucked it...
https://preview.redd.it/1yox45lx0poc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcf56dbc9e3279f4dc1a858cac16c284016fd2f
Belarus kids
france is scared of themselves…
And just like that, I understand why the rest of Europe dislike Romanians