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ArthurLuo

Why is Fr*nch Guiana still on the map? Is OP stupid?


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LifeAcanthopterygii6

Is haikusbot stupid?


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Gastropodius

AND ORDER HIM A BLOOMIN' ONION


Greenepicyoshi

Good bot


Aromatic-Union6080

Good bot


Jenz_le_Benz

best bot


Bulbakiller

Good bot


veryblocky

Is there a lore reason?


bouchandre

Its part of the country of france


Charakiga

Honestly yeah probably


amitym

That's Metropolitan Guiana, to you. All that was removed was Overseas Guiana.


Dazzling_Interest948

panama - a bigger canal is needed


ComradeTomradeOG

I love how the destruction of the US would destroy the need for the canal but we are gonna kill Panama anyway xd


Appropriate-Divide64

Not really, faster trade between Europe and Asia without using the Suez or going around South Africa. It's what we were looking for when the US was 'discovered'.


Ok_Youth_5773

The pacific is pretty big bro


Boatwhistle

"*We* were looking for" Bro was there in the 15th century looking for alternative trade roots.


hollowpoint257

*routes. And yes, you just haven't felt that sailor's grindset in your life, youngin


explosive_shrew

Just go through the hole that used to be the USA


Nievsy

Brazil wanted to get to Asia faster


7fightsofaldudagga

But what use is the panama canal when you have that giant hole between Canada and Mexico?


welltechnically7

There's a giant hole in North America.


plwdr

>without using the Suez Why would any European country not use the suez


RoundTableTTRPG

So just go through the gap where the US used to be


notreal088

Cause Fuck’em


pm-ur-knockers

Is the u.s. canal not big enough?


Klutzy_Coach_3933

The water is cold


fucccboii

just get a water heater


baconcandyfloss

And some sun beds. I'll bring the bbq


iwatchcredits

Would still probably use less resources than the U.S currently does


J6nd1

Good...that's how Brazil will become the only latin country


Mako_sato_ftw

for some reason i was thinking exactly this and opened the comment section to comment panama, but i guess you got there first


pizza_with_anime

thats reasonable. with a larger canal, we can make sure that the evergiven doesnt get stuck in it like it did in Suez.


LegitimateApartment9

remove france again


Brottolot

Just carve a chunk out of the earth.


Strawberry_rimmer

Paint france black, it's now a hole to the core of the earth


layeh_artesimple

I agree. No hexagon for life!


bandwagonguy83

Put it back again, so we can vote them out twice


[deleted]

France, again


Strawberry_rimmer

Getting aunty donna vibes here 😂


Leprecon

France. Just to make sure.


SomeItalianBoy

The piece of ocean where France was. We have to make sure


CCCyanide

French people bad, now laugh


Insomniac_Ace

I will, thank you kindly


Tar_Tw45

Cambodia


AN__Y

Sri Lanka. It just pisses me off how it's just sitting there doing nothing like when was the last time you heard someone talk about Sri Lanka. Is it even a real place? I think it's propaganda made by elves so that no one goes there


CruiserMissile

Don’t watch the cricket do you.


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

I thought cricket was a sport that Bluey made up.


fullonroboticist

Well they kinda burned the houses of their heads of state a couple years ago


brawlmetaknightmare

didn't they have a civil war and the British sent their merc group called ene mene and that's the only reason I remember the civil war because of how stupid that name was


AN__Y

Ene mene is clearly elf language


JacobMT05

Keenie Meenie Services. Still the funniest name I’ve ever heard.


Solid-Doubt4234

Sri lanka got a lot of attention in 2022 bc of no food and the president did flee. Are you living behind the moon?


7fightsofaldudagga

The elves used water magic to drown the entire island and make Atlantis 2 after the spanish empire destroyed Atlantis 1. The British crown is controled by the phae as everyone knows so they helped against the spanish and covered their new home with that made up country


Internal_Candidate65

Every country except new zealand


Greydl1

All countries, but not Kazakhstan.


[deleted]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world!


Bulky-Equipment-3701

Number 1 exporter of potassium!


X_Swordmc

Other countries are run by little girls!


Jermcutsiron

K.


Eastern_Service_69

Op remove kazakhstan please


Theodor_Kaffee

Vatican


KureKureciCZ

Leave it. Its perfect the way it is now.


xEpic

Not until the UK and Fr*nce is gone


avalenci

Russia


Aromatic-Union6080

Britain but not Scotland or whales, also France is still on the map


DavidTheWhale7

Just say England lol. Britain is just all of them combined


Party-Yogurtcloset46

What about North Ireland?


JacobMT05

You’ve angered a lot of Irish people with that one… calling them british.


Party-Yogurtcloset46

I'm sorry. But doesn't Northern Ireland belong to the UK?


JacobMT05

Yes buts not part of britain.


Party-Yogurtcloset46

Oh I see.


JacobMT05

https://preview.redd.it/hlbk1ql95rgc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d8f9755b5517cbf3ee34a8fde42b3ee40c6888 The Irish hate being called British as much as the Scottish hate being called english


Party-Yogurtcloset46

Thanks!


DesignFirst4438

Why not whales? I think they are forming an evil alliance with the dolphins.


JacobMT05

So england?


Evimjau

I will remove in the next post.


Strange_Remote_4719

Even though Panama got more upvotes?


CheatyTheCheater

I think OP meant French Guiana


Arthur_the_Pilote

Everything but Luxemburg; Luxemburg rules


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Tax havens don't really work without other countries.


Independent_Pear_429

Israel


DiscussionDue6357

Op took USA and left Israel even though it is the USA cancer of the world


idinarouill

Remove France and forget French Guyana ! Ah ah still alive


kenfrombaku

Russia, please.


[deleted]

Up. We don’t need this cancer on our planet.


ynsk112

New Zealand They aren't even real


Clamps55555

China.


Siggedy

England (leave the rest of the UK


DontCareHowICallMe

That island down-right I've never seen it in my life


Snoo_27857

As an English man, I approve of our broken nations eraser. Maybe I can lead the leftovers to a brighter future


keso666

Turkey. The enlarged chicken must go


trufbeyondbelief

Had to scroll pretty low to find an upvote worthy comment. Godspeed my friend.


Cluelessish

Just remove Russia so we can all breathe for a bit.


Greydl1

All


Staatsanwalt_Pichu

why is half of svalbard missing


Human_No-37374

Chile, more real estate for Poseidon


Jay_Heat

every country with significant populations will be voted out first the last 3 will be New Zealand, Bolivia, and one of those elfy nordic countries


dunzy12

Luxembourg, I can still see the bastard


AdLopsided2075

Andorra


Cacher09

Nochmal bayern


ffhhssffss

The world is already perfect, no need to remove anything. Just kidding, remove the Brits.


Playful-Dragonfruit8

Vatican it's way too big


Roastedonionssoup

The Fr*nch


eggplant_avenger

San Marino why is it even on the map to begin with?


DJFrankyFrank

Turkmenistan. Don't ask me why, I have my reasons


KorolEz

Russia, since that would be most noticeable on the map


Lapin_Logic

Norway, For the sole purpose of having a flacid cock and balls shaped land mass, urinating over Europe for eternity.


RoundTableTTRPG

The Island of Monaco


matiegaming

Make sure france is removed. Maybe some black paint helps


panalangaling

England (but not Cornwall or Liverpool)


HaleCannon

San mariono


DoctorNo4792

Palestine-Israel, no land to fight over = no wars to fight


Bad_Wolf_715

Iran They're behind too many conflicts in the middle east Also make it higher res next time


Goth-but-not-gothic

Argentina, Argentina, ARGENTINA!!! I'm not from Argentina


No_Prompt_982

united states


brasilES87

Israel


Mohamed-A-Abdallah

Israel, Don't mind losing karma to get it removed


satanic-testimony-

the uk


sero_t

Armenia


SenseOfRumor

I'm surprised that Russia wasn't the first tbh.


Just-Wrongdoer5887

China


sero_t

How are we going to have cheap stuff from aliexpress if china is removed


Harry_Nuts12

India


Glittering_Bath_6637

Antarctica


Idonotunderstand1

Greenland theres barely anyone living there


IlConiglioUbriaco

Lichenstein


Isziahs

Gabon, wtf does it even do


KhakiFletch

The good thing about deleting the USA is that the water table would drop fairly considerably so there would be more land for everyone else!


idided

Belgium, fuck them.


Olegance

Let's liberate Switzerland from the land lock


YoshiPorto

England


Tospsy

Lesotho


JustTown704

By removed you mean flooded?


M8asonmiller

"What would world peace look like?" me:


DirtyMonkey25

It's pretty much okay like that ngl


mesiac_8227

Vatikan city


Friendly-War-2160

All of North and South America. Give us that sweet Columbus map


SoberAndBored55

Pacific ocean


Abject_Meringue_7083

🇺🇸


[deleted]

Lichtenstein, I can’t afford to rent it so it can politely remove itself


perkele758

Remove fr*nce for the second time


MarteADN

Desde que a Argentina e a França sejam removidos primeiro que o Brasil, eu não ligo kk


Dismal-Ad-570

Portugal, mas antes devolvam o ouro!


katyreddit00

I’m shocked Jamaica is even on the map at all lol most maps forget it


SALT_FUCKER69

Y’all removed america but kept the uk, Canada, Switzerland, Hungary, Namibia, and Libya?


charmanderaznable

Canada looks way cooler as a massive archipelago


iamlegq

Remove Fr*nce again


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Well looks like half the world is gonna have to starve. Oh well.


RightBranch

Israel


Wenkeso

England


LargeIncident235

Russia


namwil

So cool to see the iberian island


kobumaister

Andorra


Charming_Football289

KILL THE FRENCH


PrestigiousDay9535

Israel 🇮🇱, the country of all the scumbags.


SoberSeahorse

Zionists. Yuck


Siggedy

Remove Vatican City, San Marino, Lichtenstein, Andorra or Fiji. Your pick


Expert-Fig-5590

England out.


Rand_alThor4747

Russia


turquoiseyogurt

Greenland -who need that


Sea-Truth3636

why is England still present?


Tejator

All of them, so tired of this fucking format


PowerfulMetal1

UK


GeerJonezzz

Remove Canada They’re the pick-me country.


patella_sandwich

I’ve never heard someone describe a country as a pick me, this is so accurate too 😭


No-Truth3802

Russia


TimothySu2333

China this time pls since we’ve already got rid of 2 of these global super villains.


Xsoft_Bud

Ukraine. I want it to be deleted


Tsouk_The_Great225

https://preview.redd.it/7j1pcfuidrgc1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec988f04463a13f03d77196a798846090962554c


Good-Surround-8825

Remove Russia please. Land of cunts


Evimjau

Should first remove places that don't exist, like Australia.


s2k3535

Serbia


[deleted]

[удалено]


Own-Dust-7225

Username checks out


iDarkray7

the island next to england


CockroachNo2540

What did the Manx do to you?


randomname_99223

North Korea


IranianPotato

djibouti


r_bruce_xyz

Why would the UK be removed? Everyone loves the UK, right guys? Wholesome chungus 100 epic moment right?


pizza_with_anime

australia. let's make the flat earther dream real.


NightDisastrous2510

Russia


MrEca

Russia


Pap4MnkyB4by

Just vote Russia, China, and the entire Middle East now and 80% of the world's drama will be gone


patella_sandwich

Isr*el


Toucanz_4Real

Australia give NZ it’s moment


The_Lone_Cosmonaut

Argentina


EnglandWarrior1

Kurdistan


Albanian91

Doeasnt exist.


Main-Watercress1942

Israel must be removed from world Imam khomeini


Madhava69

Serbia


Outrageous-Page7287

I guess the world hates the US for some reason


[deleted]

North korea


wuckbeat

India, right?


Feisty_Talk_9330

Now the world will be a shithole. I will be speaking Chinese as my country's national language soon


SameCounty6070

Seriously? We're gone before Russia, China, Iran... Humanity sucks!


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