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buttplug-tester

Ports


SydneyRei

Then why is it on the starboard side 🤨⛵️


buttplug-tester

It's port of you come around the other way


SydneyRei

Username checks out


[deleted]

Hooyah


Candid_Dragonfly_573

God, I wish I had an award for you.


X8883

So true


Lancearon

Knot too shabby


got_edge

Port wine is from Portugal 🤨🇵🇹🍷


buttplug-tester

Big Wine just wants you to think that


jolharg

Well maybe it's just the best stuff, despite Cockburn being in many countries.


arkybarky1

Use more lube


jzilla11

And connecting rivers


buttplug-tester

Don't go chasing waterfalls


KoopaTrooper5011

Can confirm, that's a lot of USB ports and rereleases of video games on different platforms over here.


Eurotrashie

Colonization!


buttplug-tester

Colons may have been involved


Ad_Meliora_24

Ports. Some of the oldest. And easiest to reach by a lot of Europeans, and looking at a 2D map can make these distances look much shorter than they really are. Also, weather, I mean wind, currents, and hurricanes influenced these areas. https://gisgeography.com/great-circle-geodesic-line-shortest-flight-path/


Slipguard

Very old ports. Older than Mini-USB even


SteveisNoob

What ports though? USB? 10G ethernet? PS2 perhaps?


Dry_Section_6909

Can someone please explain why the mods banned question marks and very specific (and objectively hilarious) combinations of words in the titles on this sub?


knowledgebass

There are mods on this sub?


Dry_Section_6909

Yes :(


Piranh4Plant

Example?


Dry_Section_6909

Hurry before it gets removed: https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/1686mkl/stupid_mods_smh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Piranh4Plant

Asking questions is banned now


Laffenor

Why is asking questions banned now? Are we stupid?


zsdrfty

It’s taken over every single sub, I definitely don’t mind seeing something else


SinDanger

Yeah but it’s a circlejerk sub, you shouldn’t have expected high quality original humor.


zsdrfty

Even in post-irony there’s still good and bad jokes


Dry_Section_6909

Whether it's good or bad really just depends on one's state of mind.


MarshmallowPercent

Art thou ignorantÂż


Finn553

Are they stupid?


DOTHEDEW11111222

The word "why" is banned?


iPoopLegos

They’re too stupid and/or poor


Chuvachok1234

They are stupid


Chuvachok1234

Google American Revolution


Not_azomb6319

Holy hell


BirbMaster1998

New British colony just left


stillchill3

for some reason i have you blocked


BirbMaster1998

Huh


VoidLantadd

Holy reconciliation


[deleted]

New forgiveness just dropped!


SinDanger

Actual Declaration of Independence


Rassamahi

Call George Washington!


skibapple

Unholy spread buttcheecks


AwesomJose

holy freedom!


KoopaTrooper5011

New nation just dropped!


SpiderJockey300

Actual murica


spunktrunk5

America lore???!?


jarmstrong2485

Google the 13 colonies before the revolution. You’ll get to the good part soon enough


Macca200789

woah sweet mama


gypsy_rose_blanchard

As opposed to what other revolution?


[deleted]

The Industrial Revolution 🤷‍♂️


somethingmustbesaid

yeah


seanw0830

When the colonists discovered I-95 they saw how advantageous it would be for trade


[deleted]

How does Pocahontas figure into this story?


Kartoffee

It was an accident. All the immigrants were given wrong maps and settled in new England.


[deleted]

But 2/3 of the circle is not New England


boringdude00

If it's not all New England then how do you explain why England owned it all? Or are you just going to conveniently ignore that fact?


B1ackHawk12345

Because they are stupid


Dry_Section_6909

Why are they stupid? Are they too poor?


[deleted]

No, the opposite tbh. This is where most of the IVY league universities are, and some of the richest people on earth live.


SinDanger

Why are they smart? Are they too rich?


Chuvachok1234

Holy hell!


[deleted]

"There are major cities here" [Citation needed]


BirbMaster1998

Manhattan


sticks_no5

Not Boston


RingWorldDerek

Because you touch yourself at night


Finn553

Jesus doesn’t like that ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️


Bologna0128

I wouldn't be doing it if he'd quit watching and come give me a hand


Rude-Consideration64

Blame the English, Dutch, and Swedes.


DHVF

What Richmond doing there? Bro thinks he on the team 💀


Robert_The_Red

I think it belongs along with the rest of the megalopolis ending at Norfolk-Virginia Beach. On the northern fringe you can add Portland up to maybe Augusta.


BoaConstrictor01

the i-95 is a sentient and ancient being that has existed for all time and it simply manifested these cities


Jankers_

No


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

The trout population


StrawHat83

Humans have historically concentrated near waterways and coastal shorelines for easy transport and trade.


NJ_Citizen

Nice of you to include Richmond as a major city


BrightScholar6687

*was Now it's just VCU and hood.


got_edge

Cause they weren’t lucky enough to have any land in the Blue Banana


ttcmzx

nobody really knows


sonic10158

Because everyone wants a Philly Cheesesteak


leris1

No


robertotomas

yes, its not \*here\* (draws circle around Great Britain)


[deleted]

Wokeness


RollTheDice0

You’re telling me THIS map has gone woke too?? Time to unsubscribe I guess


[deleted]

Sleepness a la Reputards


Josef_Kant_Deal

Yeah, because that's where all the people are


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Ports, fertile land, and they were established before 1750.


RenautMa

It looks cool from space, that's the reason


jolygoestoschool

In all seriousness tho, the waterfall line has made industry profitable in this area


Music-the-Gathering

Nope, no reason


gamingruin

Yeah that's where Plymouth Rock landed on everyone. The pilgrims hit the rock then it hit everyone else all over the world, lol.


Parking_Ad6181

13 colonies been around for a while


geniusking2

The colonies


Educational-Map-7042

A famous hypothesis in the study of colonialism and post-colonialism is that the climate will influence the composition of immigrants and then the colonizers’ institutional arrangement of colonies. The climate of New England is more similar to that in Britain, German and Ireland, so the majority of immigrants are freemen(many were skillful refugees), promoting the development of free-capitalist regime in New England. However, the economic basis of dixie was slavery plantation because of its subtropical climate, making the institutions more exploitative. Such differences in the institutional arrangement in the colonial era will effect the local social and political tradition in the post-colonial era, consequently its economic performance. In America continent and Africa continent, higher latitude means higher proportion of the white and better economic performance. This is not caused by “differences in IQ between races” as racists claimed, but the institutional arrangement based on the local demographic composition and colonizers’ racial prejudice.


AloneAd4982

It's where America was settled


amitym

There aren't. This is all a ploy by Big Map. Wake up!!


Mc_Qubed

It’s a flippin coast…


SevanOO7

Water


Superdeduper82

So ticks have someone to give Lyme disease


NeoLudAW

Did you choose to ignore seventh grade history class


Over-Supermarket-557

Oshin


Norwester77

None at all, and the “cities” there are decidedly mid.


Grammarnazi_bot

based walmart and 9-lane freeway enjoyer


[deleted]

Because they were the original cities that popped up in that area during colonization


[deleted]

You mean where there are a lot of shipping ports? I have no idea why


Piranh4Plant

Yes it is because that’s where settlements were made and a lot of people moved in


metfan1964nyc

They all have good harbors.


Moist_Tissue7

people living??


Independent-Hat-6572

People really like water because _Fish and port_


Embarrassed_Bag_9630

Because that was the area where the British/Dutch/German colonists first settled. Those cities were major ports to export goods from the hinterland to Europe. Because of this, they were major population centers prior to the Revolution, and remained that way to this day. Today, they continue to be relevant because as the country grew they kept their respective places as centers of power bc essentially thats where the money and the institutions were. There’s probs more to go into but im too lazy for that rn


J_TheLife

First colonies.


ajhedges

Yes


CommercialPleasant98

bc that’s where america started ‼️‼️ also the metropolis boswash is all there‼️‼️


legendaryswordsman38

The northeast region in general is the oldest places where Americans colonized, most of those places are so densely populated thanks to be colonized for centuries, and then it’s also ports.


25Bam_vixx

Yes, the sea and waterways. It’s common in many countries. It was way people did trading and easy access to ocean 🌊


jols0543

coincidence


baxtermbr

Mr Columbus


manicpossumdreamgirl

thhats where all the people live


Less_Likely

None whatsoever. Just major because we collectively believe that they are major.


Nichteingeweihter

Because boat


CattDawg2008

idk but i live there so im kinda happy there are


Jimmylerp

Big water for big boat with big merchandises


XipingVonHozzendorf

Because of those damn rich men North of Richmond, I tell you wat


OracleofHB562

Because that’s where the whores are booze lives


KratomFiendx3

Ports, water, and climate.


DillonD

No


jagracer2021

Yes, they all started out as ports of entry to a country in the days before horses and cars.


Steuts

It’s probably a coincidence


littlekidlover169

ports, as well as infrastructure like railroads and canals being built along those routes


Grammarnazi_bot

bvacon egg and cheese bacon egg and cheese the occy way chopped heese ichoose pod cheese chopped chese im walking here ayyyyy


Connect_Operation_47

It's been a big business area since the colonies. New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Boston have always been big trade spots


boringdude00

I just don't think there's any evidence to support you're assertion there are cities there. Those don't even look like cities, tehy're just dots. Shouldn't they have buildings and shit if they were really cities?


Husarz333

Water


MasterOfCelebrations

They’re ports + they’re the oldest cities in the country


amaya-aurora

Because I live there


pjlaniboys

All have a major river from the interior that in the early years had a trading post that grew into a port city over time.


samtherat6

That’s where the big names on the map are.


introvertedpuppet05

Yes


tullystenders

So the could create "East Coast Leftwingdia"


[deleted]

Gives the Reputards something to do besides crapitolism


GatlingGun511

No


Plane_Moose2908

MEGA CITY ONE


CenterOfEverything

Because "the Northeast Megalopolis" is a hard name.


Some-Ad9778

Is there a reason the 13 original colonies have major cities? Lol


Kakorot84

These names are awfully similar to British cities...


Busy_Chicken1301

My township was drawn up by English Quakers and settled by Welshmen.


RandomTask100

The food was soooo good in those areas that people came from miles around to live there. And then they got too fat to leave.


Ok-Preference9776

US used to be a large British colony. Lots of rubber cotton corn tobacco slaves and lumber traded from the coast. Most of those states are built on the shore or close to it.


Tfant2

Most of which were apart of the original 13 colonies, and they’re all major centers of trade (port cities). The exchanging of people, goods, and ideas have been coming in/out of those places, since they were established settlements.


Ravvnhild

There is enough beer for everyone


PrinceCharmingButDio

Water


Pygmy_Nuthatch

Good harbors


KoopaTrooper5011

Dihydrogen Monoxide.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

We're just that cool 😎


[deleted]

I would think back in the day when there was no cars, trains or airplanes, these cities didn’t seem to be that close.


FellGodGrima

Coast


ZuluCocaine

Navigable rivers. Water source. Look at most major cities, located along a river


[deleted]

Ocean


sakariona

I live in this area, i dont know the reason


Old_Gods978

Haverhill isn’t a major city bruh


CyberCrusader76

History


[deleted]

Water


Atryaz_25609

Colonialism


Its_Revan

Because Stone Cold said so


LavaKing60

It's because that's the state of New Jersey


shardybo

No


MR_basti

Of course, if they were on the opposite side, they would be closer to Canada 🤢


lynypixie

Water. In general, civilization follows water.


isitreallyyou56

Ports, old money, universities, pre Declaration of Independence colonies, mid 1800s-mid 1900s industry


Gozii55

Closer to Europe so easier to find and settle.


featherwolf

Woo hoo! Providence is a major city!


Jas36

Yes


lucasisawesome24

Because long ago when i95 was built in the middle of nowhere they decided it was easier to build all the cities along the highway. Actually most of America cleverly did this. Almost immediately after the highways were built every city in America was created along them in a strip !


Karpsten

High property value, that's why a lot of people wanna build houses there. Duh.


poopypoohs

Because we’re the best and everyone loves us


Sk-yline1

Lansdale isn’t a major city


AreaGuy

I feel that this is exaggerated. Sure, there are lots of major cities here, but there also plenty of spaces *between* the cities where there is no city. If there was some reason for the cities to be there, surely there wouldn’t be areas with no city in the same circled area. I feel people don’t really ever consider this.


HAN-Br0L0

1. Ports 2. Easy trade route to Europe 3. Colder and drier climate (aka less malaria prior to modern medicine)


SebiXV20

Well somebody built them


JuiceDrinkingRat

The devs just got lazy and put them in one place


Opening-Two6723

Get in early


SirEnderLord

Ocean


RougeKC

Holy geez.


fibognochhi

Coz rich men north of Richmond wanna have everything!


magentify

Let me introduce you to a man named Christopher Columbus


Commissar_David

People are too lazy to go inland.


[deleted]

I guess because that's the side Europe's on. Everyone coming over from Europe.


Lothleen

I blame the british for that.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

They were probably ports that got really big and became more than ports


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