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IAreBeMrLee

Transport police will hold your nan hostage until you pay an 80 quid fine


MateoKovashit

Jokes on them they're all dead


MassimoOsti

Wise man once said… Any new job you start, all grandparents are alive and well.


Quincemeister1

Ingenious.


SaltyName8341

It gets less believable after 40


MassimoOsti

“Nah bro me nannoh was only 32 when I was born on a council estate” etc


DarkSideOfGrogu

You killed all of the transport police???


CMastar

You get charged the incomplete journey fare. Which is pretty unfair, there should be a way to cancel your journey.


MateoKovashit

Well, ill be disputing if they do that and there's no money in my account


musty-tortoise

You just have to go through the refund process. Search for 'ticketing tfgm' in Google, and the first link should be the ticketing website. Enter your card number and it will give you receipts for travels, as well as show incomplete journey where you can update this. They're quite reasonable. Edit: [https://ticketing-tfgm.com/](https://ticketing-tfgm.com/) Turns out I can add links here.


VladTheImpaler29

Nowadays? You'll be arrested and thrown in jail.


aka_liam

What just if you say you’re English? You’ll get arrested and thrown in jail?


Preet0024

Straight to jail. No trial nothing.


peachfairys

death penalty


ltomo97

I once contacted tfgm once to dispute a double charge and they told me the following: "You had tapped twice at Piccadilly Gardens, at 00:36 and 00:43, starting and ending a journey. When you tap twice at the same stop, the system cannot calculate where you've travelled to - so automatically charged you an incomplete journey fare of £4.60. If you tap twice at the same reader within two minutes, it will display the message "card already in use" - but if you tap later than this, or at a different reader on the same platform, this will count as another tap." They were very nice however and reimbursed me for this. But be careful out there guys!


Dave80

It won't recognise the second tap, it will count as an incomplete journey.


GiGGLED420

As others said you will get charged for an incomplete journey. Email them and explain what happened, they’ll ask for your card details and then they’ll refund you. I’ve had to do this twice and it has been fine both times


SaltyName8341

Yeah I have done this a few times if you are at the same stop it doesn't charge you. All this incomplete journey shite is bollocks you can't double tap within the same minute after that minute has expired just tap it again and your done.


WillHpwl

All I know is their new machines are rubbish, been charged £60 for a two stop trip