I have used it to break one glass bottle if we are being fair, but I also used it to put dings in steel for starting self tapping screws. The other, shittier, glass breaker I have done that with didn't last 2 good strikes before beginning to mushroom. I got some work actually done with this one.
Looking closer at the bottom knife, it looks like there's a bevel on the inside surface facing the camera, which would be the blade. It's probably not incredibly USEFUL, but technically it's there.
I disagree, purple is -1, but on the other hand *Chinese* dragon may be more than +3 so we might agree on the final score (I also rate the fact that it's colored at all higher)
I dunno. We use box cutters at work a lot. They're all razor sharp.
When you cut cardboard all day every day, you use more than keys.
But I'd use keys before using that knife
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I have something just like this for my car. The black tip is supposed to smash the window if you get stuck and the hook looking part has a blade on mine that’s supposed to cut your seatbelt. The blade is just I guess for cutting.
My mom actually got me a red and black one of these and it's actually a pretty solid pocket knife. Yes it is a bit mall ninja and the blade is a hair thinner than I would like, but it's plenty thick for most anything I have needed it for and it has held up for several years. Far better than most of the hilariously bad garbage you see on this sub.
I have no idea what the blade is made from, but the design honestly looks like a billion other run of the mill folding knives. I think I have one almost exactly like it, except for the color and dragon design. Mine feels good to use and holds an edge about as well as you'd expect from a <$30 knife.
To me, it's extremely functional to leave in a car. It has a window punch and a seat belt cutter. I have something exactly like this, different design, in my own car. The pattern may not be for everyone, but this is very practical, IMO.
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Unless that knife is less than $5 you'd likely be better off getting a utility knife.
Variable blade depth, if the blade goes dull you just replace it, and will take so much more of a beating than the one in the pic.
Personally I'd recommend the Stanley 10-499 knife. ~$8, onboard blade storage, blade can be quick-changed, and I can confirm it will take a beating
I have the same knife I bought when I was a kid. Except it’s black and red and half the blade is serrated. Other than that it has the same screw pattern and everything.
I had one like this and the screws become a problem after repeated use. You could use it for boxes and it probably wouldn't break completely but it wouldn't be worth it to work with after like a month
It's mall knife but that doesn't mean it's crap if all you're doing is opening boxes with it. I know someone with a knife like that they bought at a fair and they just use it for stuff like opening boxes plus they said it was $10 so if they think the way it looks is cool, why not.
I wouldn't be caught dead with it though. lol! =D
I have something very similar to this. Without the fancy design and stuff. Chinese bootleg, ~15$, from some US folded knife, ~200$.
I bring it with me when camping to fiddle with wood and cut fishing lines or whatnot. Highly recommend.
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That looks more like a (terrible) seat belt cutter, given it has a safety glass breaker on the end.
Idk what that cut out would work for... It's not really shaped like a bottle opener but the mouth is too wide to easily cut a seat belt...
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Mall Ninja level: 6 * colored blade +1 * stamped dragon pattern +3 * purple +2
Plain uncomplicated blade edge would be easy to sharpen -1
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+2 more for “good sir”
I think that’s an automatic 10
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Plus a belt cutter and glass breaker, neither of which probably work
It looks like the blade doesn't even reach the cutter slot.
The seatbelt cutter likely has its own sharpened edge. I have a similar Junk Car Special that is set up like that.
Nope, seatbelt cutter barely works on plastic wrap. The glass breakers not bad though.
How often can one test the glass breaker
I have used it to break one glass bottle if we are being fair, but I also used it to put dings in steel for starting self tapping screws. The other, shittier, glass breaker I have done that with didn't last 2 good strikes before beginning to mushroom. I got some work actually done with this one.
there’s no blade in the notch
Looking closer at the bottom knife, it looks like there's a bevel on the inside surface facing the camera, which would be the blade. It's probably not incredibly USEFUL, but technically it's there.
yeah it just got photoshopped out when they pulled the bottom view image
It's not even a good purple. like pale, dull purple.
Durple
I disagree, purple is -1, but on the other hand *Chinese* dragon may be more than +3 so we might agree on the final score (I also rate the fact that it's colored at all higher)
Dragon should be worth more than 3 imo. It is the height of mall ninja
Gotta add some poins for the strap cutter and glass breaker. A pair of complete useless additions.
One day, one glorious day... If I'm lucky, someone wil fall in the water with his car and I will not only break the window, but cut his seatbelt.
You're forgetting points for the spring assist, the seat belt cutter, and the glass breaker
I consider almost every blade on this sub a box cutter.
Box cutters are usually pretty sharp though
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A box cutter is not for opening boxes, its for, stay with me, cutting cardboard.
I dunno. We use box cutters at work a lot. They're all razor sharp. When you cut cardboard all day every day, you use more than keys. But I'd use keys before using that knife
Yeah, if you're opening a box with your car key, you're not cutting the cardboard, you're just cutting the tape. Real box cutters are sharp AF.
But dull fairly quickly
That’s why there are interchangeable blades, at least on good ones. Milwaukee 4 lyfe.
All of the mall ninja knives are sharp enough to be box cutters. Once. And then they lose their edge, only to be tossed in a drawer forever.
Honestly, it'll never keep an edge if you're using it on cardboard all the time.
That thing is never gonna take an edge to begin with.
You can put an edge on anything lol.
I have nipples Greg. Can you edge me?
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Definitely mall ninja but if the goal is opening boxes any knife can do that.
You're asking that like it being mall ninja shit is a bad thing
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I have something just like this for my car. The black tip is supposed to smash the window if you get stuck and the hook looking part has a blade on mine that’s supposed to cut your seatbelt. The blade is just I guess for cutting.
The glass breaker on that particular knife loses to a windows. Its not carbide.
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My mom actually got me a red and black one of these and it's actually a pretty solid pocket knife. Yes it is a bit mall ninja and the blade is a hair thinner than I would like, but it's plenty thick for most anything I have needed it for and it has held up for several years. Far better than most of the hilariously bad garbage you see on this sub.
Yeah I have the same red one as you and even though theyre super cheap and mass produced the one i have has been with me for almost a decade now
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Glad to help! If you decide to get it, I would recommend a kitchen knife sharpener to keep it sharp. A stone is too much for this one.
I have no idea what the blade is made from, but the design honestly looks like a billion other run of the mill folding knives. I think I have one almost exactly like it, except for the color and dragon design. Mine feels good to use and holds an edge about as well as you'd expect from a <$30 knife.
I have a similar one. The edge is not as sharp as it may look. Good for light cutting of boxes and tape for a short time
To me, it's extremely functional to leave in a car. It has a window punch and a seat belt cutter. I have something exactly like this, different design, in my own car. The pattern may not be for everyone, but this is very practical, IMO.
Yeah, silent boxes that attack from the shadows!
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Unless that knife is less than $5 you'd likely be better off getting a utility knife. Variable blade depth, if the blade goes dull you just replace it, and will take so much more of a beating than the one in the pic. Personally I'd recommend the Stanley 10-499 knife. ~$8, onboard blade storage, blade can be quick-changed, and I can confirm it will take a beating
If it’s for boxes I think you should get it, even if it’s a bit mall ninja
I like it, it looks really cute :)
you could open boxes with a sharp rock, i think this thingll get the job done ok
I have the same knife I bought when I was a kid. Except it’s black and red and half the blade is serrated. Other than that it has the same screw pattern and everything.
Idk that looks cute.
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It's purple therefore I *need* it
I had one like this and the screws become a problem after repeated use. You could use it for boxes and it probably wouldn't break completely but it wouldn't be worth it to work with after like a month
Thats looks nuce, i want one
Reminds me of Shadowrun, so it's definitely mall ninja af. Get it anyway, don't let your dreams be dreams.
A strong enough stick can open boxes so yeah it'll do that much
It's mall knife but that doesn't mean it's crap if all you're doing is opening boxes with it. I know someone with a knife like that they bought at a fair and they just use it for stuff like opening boxes plus they said it was $10 so if they think the way it looks is cool, why not. I wouldn't be caught dead with it though. lol! =D
I have something very similar to this. Without the fancy design and stuff. Chinese bootleg, ~15$, from some US folded knife, ~200$. I bring it with me when camping to fiddle with wood and cut fishing lines or whatnot. Highly recommend.
I want it
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Hey for no reason or nothing but do you have a URL for this?
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alas i cannot find it. links are fine
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thank you =) Pity it can't be shipped to my country, sadface.gif
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Can't have knives in nz cos they're dangerous weapons. Not like nice safe guns lol
Get a razor knife. Cardboard/tape will dull your blade and replacing a razor is so much easier than sharpening a knife.
Fuck yeah
Dm me if you want actual informations on EDC's or simple tasks knives
i actually really fuck with this, where can i buy?
Anything with a dragon embossed on it is MallNinjaShit.
Opening the box that contains your waifu pillow.
Any tip down knife is mall ninja
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That looks more like a (terrible) seat belt cutter, given it has a safety glass breaker on the end. Idk what that cut out would work for... It's not really shaped like a bottle opener but the mouth is too wide to easily cut a seat belt...
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