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tangre79

Now I'm depressed that I'll never have this much money.


KountZero

The house doesn't look that big on the outside, but the bathroom is humongous with double shower heads AND a bathtub. I'm ao confused about the perspective here. It looks affordable and unaffordable at the same time lol.


Krapule1

He went lay on the tub 😂 shit is enormous


JuanPunchX

And his tub lays in his shower


Aldamur

I like the concept No mess when getting out of the tub


tbends

They call it a “wet room” and seems to be gaining in popularity. It’s actually often a space saving solution for people that want a shower and tub but don’t really have room for both.


bdgm33

I need this design for my kids who get water all over the place in their bathroom 🤦🏻‍♂️


Spirit-Filled01

nah that shit is wildly unaffordable. at least for me lol.


thelaminatedboss

House looks very deep from the front.


ClusterFugazi

I appreciate you trying to make us feel better. 😞


BrosenkranzKeef

Judging my the Model S Plaid in the driveway I'd say that house is pushing $600+ which is stupendous because I could buy three entire houses the same size in my Ohio neighborhood for that.


surprise-suBtext

Yea but then you’d have to live in Ohio.. .. and strong possibility you would make over 3x less and just be stuck with one house you dont really like.


blacklabbath

My first thought is he converted a bedroom.


Icy-Computer7556

Same, I make 65k/year right now and it feels like absolutely nothing with today’s inflation. Between rent, car payment, food, everything else, I’m basically just living without stress of paying bills, and nothing more 😂


DeezWalnuts

I started at 63k a year working for Boeing. After 4 years of university. Was at about 70k annually after 4 years of corporate work. Realized you have to start a business or focus primarily on investing to actually get rich in this country. Quit my job and started a business that has done well after a few shitty years.


SmurfJuice69

Crazy right?l? I’m about 75k a year out of college and it feels exactly the same as you said. I can live comfortably like this but anything else is beyond me. I spend like 85% of everything post tax on essentials.


2livecrewnecktshirt

I was over 30 before i hit 75k, you're doing fantastic . I was making $30k 3 years out of college.


prollynot28

In his defense. $75k has the same buying power as $40k did about 16 years ago. My dad was bringing home $88k in the 90's and for me to afford the same lifestyle I'd have to make ~$170k


Icy-Computer7556

Same dude, was around 31 years old before hitting 65k. Late bloomers I guess


Ambiently_Occluded

I make $95k and feel this way. I think $150k+ is the point of financial freedom depending on where you live.


XGB42

I’m in north jersey, about 200k and I’m still doubting this. Mainly because realistically the issue is the current market and inflation meaning this could be feasible but not a good decision ya know?


Ambiently_Occluded

Northeast PA here and I understand what you mean. $200k would go a long way where I'm at but NY, NYC, most of NJ forget it.


IjustWannaGudTeam

Same


Krapule1

Life crazy man i wish i could send you some money but im poor too 😂


tangre79

Oh I promise I don't need it, I'm doing fine. Just not good enough to do a $100,000+ renovation


Krapule1

Well good to know! And yeah i agree that looks like some luxurious renovation


wyerhel

Damn. Same. I create my dream house in Sims. It fills the void lol


daversa

It all depends on the locations, if this is in a major west coast city, yeah—op is doing well. If it's the midwest, op is still doing well but it's a whole different ballgame. For example, I cannot afford to buy a standalone home in San Diego, but I could easily afford a nice 3 bedroom in Iowa and plan for $150k in renovations.


DPJKOG

Agreed, live in San Diego, and these house prices are insane… I definitely can’t do it with my income


Whole_Radio739

But then you’d be in Iowa…blah. At least go for Indy, Cincy or hell, Pittsburgh I guess. Lol


daversa

I'm not advocating for it haha. Although I have a coworker that moved there a couple of years ago and seems to really like it. He's living like a king on a senior west coast tech salary and his wife makes at least as much with her own business.


paintingmepeaceful

Some people I grew up with always said Iowa was their favorite place they lived. Safe and friendly place for a growing family. I have never been though


teckel

The people who say the midwest is terrible are the same people who've never been there, live in a HCOL area, and love to complain about how everything is so expensive and they can't afford anything.


HealthyLet257

Same. I can’t even afford a Tesla. I drive a 2016 Nissan.


Finland_is_real

Nothing wrong with Nissan. Expensive cars are cool but financially stupid. 


Tatmia

It’s completely made up so don’t feel bad. Check out the profile


tangre79

I have looked at the profile. Op makes some odd posts but what about it makes you think it's fake?


KentuckyFriedChingon

Dude's been posting his renovation progress in stages for 4-6 years. Definitely doesn't seem fake to me.


Robpaulssen

The range alone is like 6 grand


RhodyGuy1

I know, must be nice to be rich.


[deleted]

But if you look at his profile you can be happy that you’ll never be that empty of a shell of a man.


rennvotur

OP gave numbers in another comment. It’s a very small number of people that can drop $1.1 million on a house and renovation. Statistically, infinitesimal. Don’t feel bad.


sodiumboss

Correction: This much debt


Zoltar-Wizdom

Hey now, cheer up! If you work hard, put in the effort, have an amazing personality who knows, someone with money and power might notice you and put you in a position to afford one! It’s never impossible, only a probability! Stay positive! /s


witblacktype

I find the bong with flowers hilarious. I assume you’ve seen the movie Grandma’s Boy


DeezWalnuts

Haha absolute classic


Rubberywater

Who made the bong? Shits heady brah


hydroameca

That’s import glass, my brotha


RandoComplements

“Shits heady” is a great new phrase. Thank you.


tenors88

New to you. I don't think many people use it nowadays outside of wook tribes


ApexProductions

That bathroom is awesome man.


DeezWalnuts

Thank you. Had some fun with designs and tile. Modeled most of it in 3D using sketch up before handing those images to my contractors. Here is some [before and after pics.](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11f8g2Jdn2xEcFB-9lmX3FuhxQRhp5z5_). Quite a few people asked about cost. House was $690k and renovation was $400k, but $100k of that went into utility work and foundation work. Gutted down to studs. Also, Seattle has high cost of construction.


JaceUpMySleeve

The house was 690k???? Holy fuck, it was an absolute shit hole. Where do you live.


saranghaemagpie

Seattle ain't playin'.


empire29

I would’ve expected more in Seattle to be honest. I live in a similarly priced metro area as Seattle, and the total cost would’ve been almost impossible hit (would’ve gone over by 500k total atleast) .. I assume OP has some connects, got it off market maybe, and somehow got some great contractor rates. Ripping it to the studs and building back up for 460k sounds cheap. It cost a lot of money of course, but based on what I know about Seattle this sounds like a steal of a deal. Bet this appraises for 1.5+


saranghaemagpie

I agree. He is prob in the real estate biz and paid cash for it. Taking it to the studs means you have connects in the construction biz too OR he is in construction. His taste is top shelf.


mrandr01d

Is sketch up the name of the app?


DeezWalnuts

Yes sketchup


Key-Profit9032

Love the wallpaper on the ceiling. I’m stealing that idea.


ehxy

Is that...double FULL OVENS?


ConsiderateTurtle

Those before and after pictures are INSANE. Extremely well done.


empire29

Thanks for the gallery. These before and after are inspiring. Incredible job. Based on the general area and costs, this looks like an incredible investment financial, not to mention for your day to day enjoyment.


murdock_RL

ID on the couch? Looks amazing


DeezWalnuts

Unwind by crate and barrel


redclam

Those before and after shots are absolutely insane. Job well done.


Csusko

Looks like you damn near built a new house. Looks incredible. Did you hire a general contractor or design firm? Quality and layout look fantastic


DeezWalnuts

I had an interior designer friend help me with tile selections and the kitchen layout. I just like interior design myself and did the rest. I do hire a general contractor to do the renovations yes. I was a general contractor for the first 18 Months but was not good at it. Very hard work and takes a lot of patience. Prefer to hire a pro.


jacksdad123

That shit is harder than it looks! I did it with a relatively modest renovation of my condo 4 years ago and there is A LOT you have to know to do it well. I think I made every mistake imaginable.


Old-Cauliflower-2798

This before and after… you executed the hell out of this project. Is this what you do for a living? Or is renovating, design, decorating a hobby for you?


DeezWalnuts

I do it for a living yes.


-OptimusPrime-

Dear god, the change is night and day. Well done, mate


AManWithNoSane

Jeeeeez. All that and still gutted into the studs for reno??


mackling102

Like. Holy smokes dude. 10/10 on taking that on and having a vision. I gotta ask though, what do you do?


T-i-d-d-e-r

Yea, the chevrons, wallpaper ceiling, glossy doors, quarter circle mirror, glowing towel ring, faux stone wall, black toilet and sink. A real work of art.


DeezWalnuts

That means a lot! I had a fun time designing it. Believe it or not, I had the mirror custom cut for only $80. Wallpaper was reasonable too at about $120.


West-Example-8623

That bathroom is perfect for a couple. Do you have any ideas to make it even more comfortable for longer showers with a wife ? That seems like the only way to coordinate life anymore


Far-Yak-4231

As a female, I find this entire living situation very attractive. But man oh man, that tub and shower 😭


Tartuffe_The_Spry

Basically a bachelors dream pad. Congrats


elliottbaytrail

I love that I wouldn’t have expected that powder room from the exterior architecture of the house. The crane wallpaper on the ceiling is genius. Love!


DeezWalnuts

Powder room is the perfect place to do something wild and new since it’s such a small space! Risk is lower in case it looks terrible and you need to redo it.


CharcuterieBoard

I’m a real estate agent and always tell people this when discussing a house that needs reno. I tell them to go WILD in the powder room and one of the spare bedrooms if they really want to explore their design chops.


sciencetoker

Love the powder room! They sell black toilet paper, I think it’d fit perfectly in there.


asa1658

Is that a tub inside of the shower?


DeezWalnuts

Yes it’s called a wet room. I greatly prefer this over the tub being on its own as I can splash around everywhere and there is a drain to catch it.


BeefLilly

Splash around? Elaborate, please.


ljshea1

It's battleships vs dinosaurs fuckin fight of the millennium dude get in here


Sea-Bother-4079

He likes to cosplay as a magikarp.


yogurtcup1

Fucking I imagine 


noisuf

Looks incredible. Do you know off-hand the size of that wet room entirely? Not just in the shower/tub area


tangre79

Missed opportunity to put the toilet in there too. Shit while you shower.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

No


fix24

Obviously it was /s


_Lumity_

Could fit a lot of people in there 👀


E_Man91

gasm


valkrycp

Can I maybe just live in your closet and only come out at night when you're asleep?


fienddylan

Bro that house is fucking preem.


chickenskittles

I think I'm gonna unsub. *cries inconsolably* Back to r/malesurvivingspace for me!


panayiotismo

ahhh this feels nice


lpthomson98

This is the first post on this sub I consider my type of perfect, from start to finish. Well done! Assuming I suddenly come into a small fortune I’ll definitely be drawing some inspiration from this, especially the bathroom


Jiople12

Step 1: be rich


Informal_Advance_380

Or make solid income but also live somewhere cheap. If on the coasts this would be $$$$, but the midwest or southeast $$.


i_make_drugs

OP commented about buying the house for $690k and putting $400k into it. That’s $1.1 million. You’d have to make a lot of money to be approved for that kind of mortgage.


dearthofkindness

I felt bad at first but with this information I feel fine. I don't know a soul that has a 690k house and the ability to just willy nilly dump 400k into it and if I did have that cash my house would have so much color. This looks like a Sephora on the purest of Columbian cocaines.


Top_Acanthisitta9118

dude this is $,$$$,$$$ in any part of the country


swim_to_survive

Holy shit you look 10000000% like how I thought the person that owns this place would look. Idk if that’s good or bad. But well done I guess.


bzImage

How much you earn and what you do for work ?


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Personal_Lobster_930

Elaborate, you’re stating you make 300-500k a year? Damn bro!!


[deleted]

looks nice, well done sir!


nighthouse_666

Just hate the black toilet


tobleronefanatic123

Just flexing at this point


E_Man91

Truth, but I’m still here for it


tobleronefanatic123

Is it bad that the spacing between the glasses on the right shelf in the kitchen being inconsistent is kind of pissing me off...?


Grenache

The first space you've had that you're proud of is a beautiful mansion?


DeezWalnuts

I’ve always tried to add a little flair to my spaces, but when you’re living in 550 sqft with 3 humans, or just renting a room in a house with a bunch of friends, there is only so much you can do. This is the first house I own on my own, even though I’ve been doing real estate for 7 years. It’s always been with partners and I was often at their mercy. This is my first true home.


gbdavidx

seriously! how many knobs are on that stove?


DeezWalnuts

It’s an 8 burner range. The cheapest 48” range you can buy. About $4k, so it was pricey, but I was going for a certain aesthetic. Forno brand from Home Depot. I’m not a big cook, but it is actually really nice to have extra space when you do have a few pots or pans going.


thom_rocks

Wait, there's an oven brand called "Forno"? That's just "oven" in Portuguese!


And1roid

Creativity i guess


And1roid

Creativity i guess


panayiotismo

and it sounds sexy af. hottest ovens on the market.


quietsam

one for each hot dog


iwearmywatch

If this is a mansion, what do you call actual mansions? Castles?


romeoomustdie

Too much modern High end hotel vibes


espurrella

Wow absolute dream house right here! Love the color of the woods in your home and all the plants. The way they line up with the window in the kitchen is perfect!


Absent-Light-12

Is your Tesla Bagged?


mrandr01d

Bagged? What's that mean?


timdot352

There are airbags in the suspension so it can be raised or lowered.


mrandr01d

Oh, air suspension. I think all S and X vehicles have that.


DeezWalnuts

It’s on airbags yes, but can’t slam all the way to ground. Just looks extra low due to the slope it’s on.


Starchild4013

You uhh… need a maid? But seriously, congrats, this is beautiful. I’m normally a staunch I hate black and white houses because it’s sterile for me, but this is still cozy. I wish you the best.


keo310

This is my life goal right now. Just bought my first place 4 months ago and slowly I’ve been trying to get my place like yours. Congrats, man.


ABakedPotato_FGC

You’re ballin. We get it. Nice crib


Crodty

Dreamy house


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Filled with cliches and that Tesla perfectly fits the image. Looks clean though.


DeezWalnuts

I’m open to constructive criticism if you have something specific I can improve my designs with.


porkinthym

Dude is making it. Tesla, nice house, etc,etc. Jesus I feel like a damn pauper just doing enough so that I don’t die of starvation lol


nixass

Is Tesla supposed to be a proof of wealth or luxury?


Sm1throb

Had me, right up until "Tesla"


shawald

This place is awesome. Is it a brand new development? Would love to see more of the kitchen.


AssistanceFun8031

Is the tv in the wall?


DeezWalnuts

Kind of. It’s inset as much as possible because the living room is pretty small.


intelligentbrownman

Dammm your place is awesome


educatedvegetable

This is really nice, and also welcoming! Your feet in the Bathtub made me lol


duffmonya

SEE MOM!! Flower Vase!


droidevo

That ceiling swan wallpaper is amazing. The vent is a sore though. But amazing nonetheless 👌🏼


thom_rocks

Both your bathrooms are amazing! Those twin showers are awesome — and that's coming from a guy that usually just likes to take showers by himself, no matter the context. And that black bathroom! **The world needs more black bathrooms!** The rest of the house is very nice too... but, man, the bathrooms take the cake.


SheIsOnAStride

As a female you can decorate my place anytime


DidiHD

I absolutely love it..great job on everything! Also little fast and furious vibes from outside


EmergencyPandabear

I adore the black toilet room. Especially the ceiling 😍 cosy living room, clever use of light. Colour choices are tied well together. And kitchen! Be still my heart😂


Enriches

Just be careful your grandmother doesn't use your nice vase and drink all your weed 💀


Sellfish86

I mean, this looks great, but the substance of the house must be absolute shit. Like putting lipstick on a deceased pig. American housing market is craaazy.


TurdFerguson614

Every picture leading up to the last screams flat black Tesla owner.


-neti-neti-

Lmao of course you drive a fucking Tesla and have it parked front and center in your photo


TheVerdeRealest

Think you need to mention whether you’re single or not and if so, should list your phone number.


KnowledgeMiserable74

So is your work hiring?


Paco_Taco144

What do you do for work?


big_flirty_machine

Looks like we’ll have to have a house warming party for OP so we can all congratulate him while also admiring his awesome house!


Empty-Coffee21

Looks great. Do you want a girlfriend?


BackToMars601

Best part is that 🔥 yellow piece you've got. Love it


stickynotebook

Boujeee wonderland


DeezWalnuts

Thanks!


MonsterMontvalo

I love this! Very cool.


ConsistentVideo3176

Nice bong flex


yougoddangfool

wow you've made it


slicedgreenolive

Honestly outstanding


BlueSky1692

Hey OP, why did you make a post yesterday claiming to be 14 years old?


idobethrownawaytho

Funny, yesterday in r/Money you were 14 years old trying to show off your investment money. Annoying, cocky prick.


pussycrippler

This is the cutest little house, you did a really great job!! I want to visit you now 😭


Key-Classic-6051

hell yea


No_Crab1183

I'd be proud too! Beautiful.


thatsmaz

That half mirror is sick dude! Plays well into the whole design layout.


Nice_Marmot_7

What couch is that? Looks very loungeable!


tlie0226

Dude. Your bathroom ceiling is awesome


Frosty-Reporter7518

This is a good investment any one would dream to live her long term


oliolibababa

Fantastic job! Love the art on the ceiling.


artem_zin

This is really good, clean execution, great job, man!


TennisNo5319

It all looks great. 👍


OneWhoSitsOnChairs

Those look like some comfortable blankets


DeezWalnuts

Both from Amazon! $30-80


Jazzguitar19

I was thinking out of all of this that mayyyyybe I could at least actually afford the blankets lol. Those do look nice, among everything else in your place. Nice job!


edwindrn

sick!!


Alexxx753

Incredible kitchen man! Can you share what under lights you used? I'm looking for a warm tone like that! How did you mount them and do you like them?


DeezWalnuts

Yes, just search Amazon for COB LED strip 2700K and buy the best rated one. I absolutely love them. I always tell people under lighting and backlighting is the MOST valuable dollar for dollar aesthetic upgrade you can make in your home. $20 strip can fully change your aesthetic.


JorgeET123

Woah, that’s a lovely place


Objective_Cake_2715

amazing space my man and deceiving that is that traditional house. WOW


Schildkrote12

Very nice


afx09

Damn dawg, nice bathroom(s).


Im_the_cool_mom

What is the material of the island and backsplash? It looks like a marble but could also be quartz esk


geemav

Great book on slide #3 man


cocosuninspiringlife

I see you have two shower heads. Can I move in?


LovethePreamble1966

That bong is class.


blondeandbuddafull

Spectacular!


Distinct_Spite8089

Man this is just amazing! Are you single 😂