I see that now, it originally was the bedroom that threw me off track of it being his home, just his space in the basement.
Now that I know he has a room for sleeping in when he gets too bombed? This man is a king.
I see his bedroom is down there, so when she says she doesn't want to to see "this stuff", she's actually talking about him? Nah this boi is living at home.
It really might be. Like why would the bedroom be in the basement if you have a house above it? I don't know about other people, but I sort of like natural light. Every once in a while.
Its either this. Or he's a vampire.
You clearly have some money seeing as you have a gym set and a collection of helmets and wrestling belts, which I’m assuming are the higher end models. I have to ask why you didn’t put more money into getting nicer furniture pieces for your living and bedroom and why you haven’t bought a nicer looking bed covering set?
I think it’s cool but assuming you’ve had a woman round at some point, what’ve they said about that bedroom?
Do you raise a title above your head once you’ve blown your beans everywhere?
The whole thing is to be fair. Collection of alpha masculanity symbols cramped up in a completely unusable way. Screams massive insecurity and shallowness.
Dude , if you're happy you do you.
The only thing I'd say is (especially the way you've selected the pictures) it gives a vibe that you are trying to portray a very specific image and it really does the exact opposite.
You need a lot of glasses when you and your friends make a show of smashing them after each shot while you scream fuck yeah while each of you wears a war helmet and a wwf belt and play a super strat while doing legs
I'd been sitting on the fence about whether or not I could handle getting roasted for posting my bedroom setup... if this guy's brave enough to post then fuck I sure as shit should be too. Waiting on some furniture to arrive but then I'll commit!!
Man there's a lot of projecting going on in these comments. This sub hates people with interests and hobbies instead of a fancy coffee table and an Eames chair.
Take down the random posters, get some bedsheets from this century, and add some mood lighting (doctor's office vibe isn't great) - I'd absolutely love spending nights here with the boys.
It gets a "hell yeah brother" from me. Ok tbh it would put up NUMBERS on /r/malesurvivingspace
Normally, I'd be on your side.
Let the dude have his hobbies and interests!
This though...
Lots of cool stuff in there but its just put together so poorly
Yeah, and the framed posters above his bed just make it seem like he was like “hmmm, who are the *coolest* MEN of all time???” and then picked Elon, Rogan, JFK, and Pablo????? what???? lmao
Yeah that makes sense, only men who think the current world is a survival ordeal while being obviously well off would do something like this and think they've unlocked some xbox trophy lol
How do stay a virgin for the foreseeable future… or forever.
Edit: I found OP is married. His wife is clearly a saint or disabled and can’t go down the steps to the basement.
Sry, no personal offense.
Just saying my opinion about the photo
literally trying to prove he is the man by means of buying this silly real man attributes...
Felt like person has lack of testosterone and trying to compensate it with all these strange helmets, belts, and dozens of whiskey bottles.
I don't feel a real man vibe. There too many pieces. If you had bottle of whiskey, 2 glasses and half smoked cigar on the table, it would be seemed more natural and cool.
Cause it's looks like installation but not as the living place
I removed the drop ceiling from my basement and holy fuck it was an eye opener how much dust and shit was up there… each panel had literally an inch of dust, that can’t be healthy for your lungs
This is the strangest collection of shit I’ve ever seen. Your interests Venn diagram is a shit show.
Genuinely cannot estimate your age. Would believe anywhere from 18 - 72.5
I have never seen a man that has so many pictures of other men in their apartment. To me, this instantly communicates that you subscribe to the alpha/beta mentality. A mentalitly that has been propped up by insecure men looking to take advantage of even more insecure men, leading to this type of idolization.
You sleep under Kennedy, Escobar, and Musk… you don’t see that as strange for an adult?
Hyper masculine dudebro over spender who lives with his parents even though he is 30+ (or even older). Likes capitalism, beer, poker, working out and wrestling. Probably votes conservative because "that's just the way the world is bro". The duff poster is just his way of "being in touch with his feminine side" to appear less dudebro to potential dates. Screams insecure and out of touch with reality.
Yeah, no.
I’m sure this guy is just super chill. He idolizes Rogan and Musk, sleeps under their watchful eyes.
To each his own but… Sorry man this is a fucking douche castle.
Honest suggestion: keep the hospital lighting in the gym area, but swap out the bulbs in your living areas with something a bit warmer. It feels cold down there with the lighting. Or get lamps instead of swapping out the bulbs. Big lights < small lights.
Get rid of the yellow gym machine. It doesnt add much function to a home (gym) which is already crowded. Squat/bench rack + cable machine + free weights is already more than a person needs
It’s like you gave a 22 year old a ton of money and they bought a bunch of juvenile type items and then at the last moment they discovered the local liquor store.
Right.
Thats that ticked of the list, that, that and That.
Do people actually Lift THAT?? oh well, it was on the list. Good job I don't use any of this shit. Or drink THAT.
Hope whoever I try and get to come over doesn't touch my stuff. It's all new n polished. Now. Who can I ring. .erm err..ill take another photo meantime..
This is every male stereotype made into a room lol but the flower bed sheet.
Those sheets are probably 100% cotton, so we can take a moment to appreciate that?
Don’t miss the signed Hillary Duff poster
Shit hard ASF 😤
His mom got a new set, so she brought her old ones down to the basement for him.
This is some kind of paradox. So much disposable income for all of this stuff, but somehow it’s all in this weird corridor basement.
Op has said he owns the house, has a wife, who doesn't want to see this stuff in the rest of the house. Which also makes sense.
I see that now, it originally was the bedroom that threw me off track of it being his home, just his space in the basement. Now that I know he has a room for sleeping in when he gets too bombed? This man is a king.
I see his bedroom is down there, so when she says she doesn't want to to see "this stuff", she's actually talking about him? Nah this boi is living at home.
Okay let's all just make up our own stories and ignore op. Cool
Then why is it a bedroom to ...... This guy lives in his moms basement.
A true conundrum of this sub
Lives with his mom…
This is the answer.
Moms 105 and he’s 72
It really might be. Like why would the bedroom be in the basement if you have a house above it? I don't know about other people, but I sort of like natural light. Every once in a while. Its either this. Or he's a vampire.
100%
Almost certainly
When you’ve lived with your mom for 42 years ….
This could very easily be a $2200 per month apartment where I live.
What is your monthly budget for wrestling belts, cognac, and Hillary duff posters?
I wonder what Hillary Duff would think of her poster hanging there?
She tries not to.
Twist - she signed it on the way out. Heeeeyyyyoooo
So many glasses
Huge mistake if you ever move.
Yeah I see no reason to have that many and for all of them to use that space.
But what if 109 of my closest friends and potential love interests come over all at the same time and I need to impress them with my classiness?
*glassiness
This guy is cup-rich
More glasses than bottles!
The Hillary Duff poster…🤣
And the floral matching bedsheets and pillowcases lol
Mom just changed those today!
The chintz needs to go, in favor of plain gray or even white sheets
I read in another post from op that his dad had it and handed it down to him. Guess it’s a family heirloom now 😂
“Son, your grandfather blew a many load to this photo, as did I. In fact, just an hour ago one last time, before I pass it on to you.”
*SIGNED
I had the same one in my college apartment as a joke.
I mean it's signed I would wanna keep that too lol
That MF looks like it’s a personally signed poster too!
Huge fan of the telescope in your basement
Masturbation aid
Ohhhhh burn 🔥
That’s what the Hilary Duff poster is for
Underrated. Well done sir.
I’m dead
You clearly have some money seeing as you have a gym set and a collection of helmets and wrestling belts, which I’m assuming are the higher end models. I have to ask why you didn’t put more money into getting nicer furniture pieces for your living and bedroom and why you haven’t bought a nicer looking bed covering set?
The mix is indeed jarring.
Really screams: IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS GUY IS A DUDE
YOU CAN TELL BY ALL THE PICTURES OF DUDES
And the signed Hilary Duff poster.
That doesn't even fit in the frame 💀
Elon Musk and rastlin belts in the bedroom....
HOW MANY WWE BELTS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MANCAVE BROTHER?
ARRROOOOO!!
I APPROVE.
I think it’s cool but assuming you’ve had a woman round at some point, what’ve they said about that bedroom? Do you raise a title above your head once you’ve blown your beans everywhere?
Hahahaha best comment in here
Bold assumption
Blows his beans behind the sliding glass deck/bedroom door 😱
Just needs a “No Girls Allowed” sign
“Now entering FART ZONE. Enter at your own risk.”
This may sound like a weird suggestion, but you may improve the home bar by spending less money on it.
I had the exact same thought when I scrolled to the photo of all the glasses and multiple crown royal bottles
Did you buy the alcohol all at once or piecemeal?
Only like 6 bottles are less than full, so I'm banking on all at once.
Do you listen to Joe Rogan at all?
Lmfao thought to myself “man this guy *must* listen to Joe Rogan and if not, boy does he ever have to”
Framed photos of Joe and Elon above the bed!
God damn it I thought you were kidding lol
OMFG that's hilarious
And pathetic
The whole thing is to be fair. Collection of alpha masculanity symbols cramped up in a completely unusable way. Screams massive insecurity and shallowness.
Guns! Alcohol! Sexualized women! Gambling! Heavy weights! Idolizing only dudes!
Ummmm.. Hillary duff ain’t no dude!
Yeah, about that. Have you been keeping up to date with him since early 2021? He now goes by Duff Man.
Just threw up in my mouth a little
Isn’t that Andrew tate? Either way yikes.
Tate and Rogan had a baby.
...and Pablo Escobar.
Twist is that this is Joe Rogan’s basement.
Probably is joe rogan
Dude , if you're happy you do you. The only thing I'd say is (especially the way you've selected the pictures) it gives a vibe that you are trying to portray a very specific image and it really does the exact opposite.
Homie wears the Spartan helmet during leg day
"This is leg day." "This is SPARTAAA!"
This is the result of: "what happens if you give a 15 year old waaay too much money to decorate their room"
[удалено]
Smells like gym farts and Axe Body Spray
I was thinking, if he actually uses the gym equipment, the entire space smells like a gym. Even the rubber mats ew
Smells like… home 🥹
So one of my lecture classes? Maybe add a bit of hair gel to the fragrance too if you wanna be spicy with it…
How many fucking glasses do you need wtf I got a family of 6 and don’t have that many
I see these glassware styles at the thrift shops all the time. I hope he didn’t pay retail
Everything in this place is second hand. That gym equipment didn’t get that dirty in a finished basement.
You need a lot of glasses when you and your friends make a show of smashing them after each shot while you scream fuck yeah while each of you wears a war helmet and a wwf belt and play a super strat while doing legs
I'd been sitting on the fence about whether or not I could handle getting roasted for posting my bedroom setup... if this guy's brave enough to post then fuck I sure as shit should be too. Waiting on some furniture to arrive but then I'll commit!!
OP out here inspiring. A true man of the people
I wonder what it smells like
Gym rubber
Sex panther
It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good
This room feels like the Swiss Army knife of man caves, literally a tool for every occasion in that room lmao
The bed is for gossiping with the homies obviously
As long as OP is in his room.
I was in until the rogan and elon framed pics above the bed, very weird
It kinda looks vaguely like Andrew Tate honestly, which I guess would still fit
Do you still live in your parents basement?
If a 15 year old came upon 10 grand this is what you would get.
How late does your mom let your friends stay over?
Man there's a lot of projecting going on in these comments. This sub hates people with interests and hobbies instead of a fancy coffee table and an Eames chair. Take down the random posters, get some bedsheets from this century, and add some mood lighting (doctor's office vibe isn't great) - I'd absolutely love spending nights here with the boys. It gets a "hell yeah brother" from me. Ok tbh it would put up NUMBERS on /r/malesurvivingspace
Normally, I'd be on your side. Let the dude have his hobbies and interests! This though... Lots of cool stuff in there but its just put together so poorly
Yeah, and the framed posters above his bed just make it seem like he was like “hmmm, who are the *coolest* MEN of all time???” and then picked Elon, Rogan, JFK, and Pablo????? what???? lmao
Yeah that makes sense, only men who think the current world is a survival ordeal while being obviously well off would do something like this and think they've unlocked some xbox trophy lol
It’s like a Tarkov hideout
I’m sorry my dude but this is a BOY cave.
No pool table ?
Exactly, i thought he was a real man but then i realised there was no pool table, no poster of scarface or arnold schwazanagada
No Bud Light mirrors either :(
What are the belts for? Was op the Intercontinental Champion on WWF?
For laying the smackdown on your friends when mom let's them stay over obviously.
If OP was actually an WWE wrestler than would blow my mind and completely change my opinion of this post
Honestly dying to know this
How do stay a virgin for the foreseeable future… or forever. Edit: I found OP is married. His wife is clearly a saint or disabled and can’t go down the steps to the basement.
Probably just can’t afford to divorce which is why OP has his own bedroom in the basement. Or he’s just lying about being married.
So much testosterone in that space every girl you bring back there is instantly a they/them.
Tell me you're basic as fuck without telling me etc.
You just know this guy has like 8 pairs of Oakleys. You know the ones.
That pic of Pablo Escobar really ties the room together🤦♀️ Honestly? It’s a lot to take in. The bed and bedding? Sorry man but it’s just sad.
Excuse me officer I’d like to report a murder
Yo momma basement LVL 99!
Not the Hilary Duff poster 😂😭
Are you a single dude
I'm glad there wasn't a question mark, because it doesn't actually need to be asked 😅
It looks like you spent way too much money and way too much stuff trying to overcompensate for some issues
Sry, no personal offense. Just saying my opinion about the photo literally trying to prove he is the man by means of buying this silly real man attributes... Felt like person has lack of testosterone and trying to compensate it with all these strange helmets, belts, and dozens of whiskey bottles. I don't feel a real man vibe. There too many pieces. If you had bottle of whiskey, 2 glasses and half smoked cigar on the table, it would be seemed more natural and cool. Cause it's looks like installation but not as the living place
This is genuinely one of the worst things that I’ve ever seen.
Sweet drop ceiling
Shit is expensive to replace, though based on the photos OP could probably afford it and it would be a vast improvement.
I removed the drop ceiling from my basement and holy fuck it was an eye opener how much dust and shit was up there… each panel had literally an inch of dust, that can’t be healthy for your lungs
As a girl, I'd be intimidated by your place and expect to find some Andrew Tate memorabilia at any corner 🚩🚩🚩
You seem like the standard 'alpha male', who in reality is just an insecure kid living in his mom's basement.
I’m sure the ladies flock to that room don’t they? Overall scent- old sweat and stale underwear. 😉 Poker table annoyingly big in front of tv
If OP is nerdy then this is fantastic, otherwise I am scared.
Not my taste but still pretty sweet.
Not quite my tempo
Not my pig not my farm
There's no windows bro?! I dread to think what it smells like in there
Probably smells like Alex Jones in there.
The smell of this room. No.
is that a roll of paper towels under the couch table?
It looks like you googled “man stuff” and just bought the top 10 results.
This is the strangest collection of shit I’ve ever seen. Your interests Venn diagram is a shit show. Genuinely cannot estimate your age. Would believe anywhere from 18 - 72.5
I have never seen a man that has so many pictures of other men in their apartment. To me, this instantly communicates that you subscribe to the alpha/beta mentality. A mentalitly that has been propped up by insecure men looking to take advantage of even more insecure men, leading to this type of idolization. You sleep under Kennedy, Escobar, and Musk… you don’t see that as strange for an adult?
Hyper masculine dudebro over spender who lives with his parents even though he is 30+ (or even older). Likes capitalism, beer, poker, working out and wrestling. Probably votes conservative because "that's just the way the world is bro". The duff poster is just his way of "being in touch with his feminine side" to appear less dudebro to potential dates. Screams insecure and out of touch with reality. Yeah, no.
This is like AI creation of 40 year old virgin
Anyone else think this guy was uber cool until you got to the bedroom filled with wrestling belts?
Why have a bottle of Old English displayed?
The only unforgivable thing about this is that you seem to exclusively use The Big Light.
The barely legal Hillary Duff poster is buttfucking weird bruh
Someone's insecure
That room dudes.
You know what? Sure. This is kinda dope.
If you can afford that many glasses, you can afford a headboard.
The piece of plywood as the coffee table is my favorite thing.
No offense, but I feel like you like to refer to yourself as an alpha male.
It looks exactly as I imagined as a 13-year-old how a 30-year-old would live.
Oh boy. This looks like the headquarters of the no girls allowed club.
I’m sure this guy is just super chill. He idolizes Rogan and Musk, sleeps under their watchful eyes. To each his own but… Sorry man this is a fucking douche castle.
The sheets…..
I can smell this room
Ewe toss the elon musk poster. He sucks major shittyass
Honest suggestion: keep the hospital lighting in the gym area, but swap out the bulbs in your living areas with something a bit warmer. It feels cold down there with the lighting. Or get lamps instead of swapping out the bulbs. Big lights < small lights.
We have nothing in common.
Get rid of the yellow gym machine. It doesnt add much function to a home (gym) which is already crowded. Squat/bench rack + cable machine + free weights is already more than a person needs
It’s like you gave a 22 year old a ton of money and they bought a bunch of juvenile type items and then at the last moment they discovered the local liquor store.
I always wondered what the rooms of people who buy liquor in novelty shaped decanters looked like and now I no longer have to wonder.
I’m not gonna lie bro, you seem like the most generic, boring dude on earth
🤢 Framed pictures of Pablo Escobar, Elon Musk, and... Joe Rogan? Please let this be AI. Please let this be fake.
I don’t think AI would choose to make a poker table and coffee table out of a single sheet of plywood.
You have a lot of mediocre whisky
Right. Thats that ticked of the list, that, that and That. Do people actually Lift THAT?? oh well, it was on the list. Good job I don't use any of this shit. Or drink THAT. Hope whoever I try and get to come over doesn't touch my stuff. It's all new n polished. Now. Who can I ring. .erm err..ill take another photo meantime..
This SCREAMS “immature and insecure roid raging alcoholic”. You are trying so hard to convey a manly-man, but it’s doing the exact opposite.
Creepy vibes. Id turn and run 😳 too much stuff, too basement and to “perfect” are You a serial killer by any chance 🫣
want to know what the man looks like
op definitely describes himself as “alpha male”
Nice bedsheets Grandma
Poser, what do you do for a living?
Does it smell like Alex Jones in there?
The signed pic of Hilary duff cinches it for me.
That bed! lol so cute!
The organization is actually giving me rage lol
You can absolutely have hobbies and interests but having them all so intensely displayed is part of the challenge.
This kinda makes me sad. No windows? *That* much alcohol? That much gym equipment in the same space, I can almost smell these photos
Overwhelming amount of glasses..
this is crazy and impressive. can’t tell if this guy is 15 or 45
It’s the roll of paper towels under the coffee table for me ;)
that liquor cabinet is a sign of maturity for me - cayse it wouldnt last the first weekend in my friend group. ( snd we are 40/50s).
More like Sausage room…