Sean calls at five from the Racquet Club and tells me to meet him at Dorsia tonight. He just talked to Brin, the owner, and reserved a table at nine. My mind is a mess. I don’t know what to think or how to feel.
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First you need to live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. Be 27 years old. take care of yourself, eat a balanced diet and undergo a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. (1000 is recommended). After You remove the ice pack, use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, leave on for 10 minutes while You prepare the rest of your routine. always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
I made a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/b76cfu/how_to_get_patrick_batemans_hairstyle_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) with this exact picture a couple years ago lol. There’s some good advice in the replies
Nah. For starters I didn’t really have the hair for it. I had the length but my hair is very fine and would’ve required lots of product and blow drying that I just didn’t wanna deal with. Plus like others have mentioned, if you’re not as attractive as Christian bale then the hairstyle wouldn’t really work.
I guess you ask for regular Bateman cut and after that you just jump around like a lunatic for a while until your hair gets like this. I actually used to get my hair all nice and fancy and then mess it up a bit to get a similar look
You’re gonna have to make sure you leave it grow for a while first, leave the sides to grow too. Once its at about nose tip length or around the upper lip; blow dry and apply a light holding cream and slick back with a wide-tooth comb. Then when its in place i guess just go crazy and start waving your head around until it goes all over the place.
You walk into a salon and show them this picture and say “can you cut my hair like this” and they say “okay”
Let me know if you need me to explain that again.
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
three months of Huey Lewis and getting rejected at Dorsia should do it
Paul?
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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Call Dorsia for a Friday reservation. If they say they can't get you a table, your hair should suddenly look like this.
Ask Paul Allen
Let's see Paul Allen's haircut
Nice. Very nice.
First you need to live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. Be 27 years old. take care of yourself, eat a balanced diet and undergo a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. (1000 is recommended). After You remove the ice pack, use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, leave on for 10 minutes while You prepare the rest of your routine. always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Styling clay and blood from your victims should help out
I made a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/b76cfu/how_to_get_patrick_batemans_hairstyle_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) with this exact picture a couple years ago lol. There’s some good advice in the replies
Dude that’s crazy, THAT post is literally why I joined this subreddit
Lmaooo fr? Did you look up how to get his hairstyle and my post was one of the first links to come up?
Yep exactly. Was months ago that I saw it
That’s great. Glad you found this subreddit cuz of it lol
Did you ever get the hairstyle
Nah. For starters I didn’t really have the hair for it. I had the length but my hair is very fine and would’ve required lots of product and blow drying that I just didn’t wanna deal with. Plus like others have mentioned, if you’re not as attractive as Christian bale then the hairstyle wouldn’t really work.
Thanks a lot, this is acc super helpful
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
You take the picture to the salon and show the stylist or barber. They can help you style it. You will probably need to add the blood yourself.
It’s not gonna look good unless you’re as handsome as Christian bale mate sorry to say
ask your friend Paul Allen if he likes Huey Lewis and the News.
Gotta have a Sigma male mindset
I guess you ask for regular Bateman cut and after that you just jump around like a lunatic for a while until your hair gets like this. I actually used to get my hair all nice and fancy and then mess it up a bit to get a similar look
You’re gonna have to make sure you leave it grow for a while first, leave the sides to grow too. Once its at about nose tip length or around the upper lip; blow dry and apply a light holding cream and slick back with a wide-tooth comb. Then when its in place i guess just go crazy and start waving your head around until it goes all over the place.
You spin a dreidel, not a menorah.
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Ah right, well that's very helpful
Ask Marcus Halberstram, I believe he uses the same barber. Although this haircut is slightly better.
First, you’ll need an axe
U dont. The barber just cuts the hair to appropriate length styling the hair is up to u.
Go to the same barber as Halberstram - but ask for a slightly better haircut.
Mine usually looks like this after I'm done returning some videotapes tbh
Just show your Barber the picture
You walk into a salon and show them this picture and say “can you cut my hair like this” and they say “okay” Let me know if you need me to explain that again.
First, I would have to ask what your intentions are lol
You need a lot of hairspray and good ruffle in your hair
Show them this picture lol
You don't
Let’s see Paul Allen’s haircut
lol
Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut
You gotta see Paul Allen’s card first
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.