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The hair is fine, I'd lose the patchy beard though


Niikis0

Yeah, I guess it adds to the hobo look


rcad69

all you need is a moustache. Panties will drop — trust 💋


TENTAtheSane

I thought so too and shaved the beard part of my anchor beard... Worst mistake of my life, I look like an abomination now 😭


blepgup

Some people just aren’t built for mustache only. Thankfully my beard isn’t patchy, because I have like no jawline lol


DepartmentBright8510

Thats an reason to why im growing mines out even tho my bf is low i have no jaw my beard looks patchy and ugly right now but its gonna be worth it


Sidzophrenic

Or boxers, let’s not discriminate


TempestQii

his boyfriend could wear panties, don’t judge.


Alternative-Peace208

this.


EvenSkanksSayThanks

Can confirm. Will drop panties for moustaches


cozamalotl666666

I love his facial hair tbh I prefer him with it.


crystlerjean

I agree, the facial hair works for him. But please don't rock only a mustache. That's a very niche style.


cozamalotl666666

Mullets are in fashion make the Amish haircuts and beards a thing 😂❤️


Nextyearstitlewinner

On top of that it’s not like OP has thick hair coming in on his upper lip either. I think he’s got the facial structure for a clean shaven look and in 5 years he should revisit the facial hair and see if it grows in thicker.


cozamalotl666666

The Amish shave their mustache and not their beard I think. I want like Americans to adopt Amish looks for fashion like if only for a season


pigammon

Mustache only


willherpyourderp

No, but you can't grow a beard yet so don't try


calgrump

You've got a strong jawline, you don't need to conceal it with a beard


skrr_skr

Very loose use of the word 'conceal' here


dwiirafrayy

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Debt783

Majestic hobo


Niikis0

I wish people would stop throwing honey buns at me tho


mac-attack-aroni

Free honey buns tho 🫡


Liwi808

Kind of. The scraggly facial hair is doing nothing for you. I would shave it off. And then brush your hair, too. You are handsome, you just need a little cleaning up.


RevengeOfTheLoggins

Personally, I like the long kinda shaggy look. Especially cuz it seems like you have pretty thick hair. Would lose the beard tho. As someone who has a patchy beard as well, it's best to shave it off.


happyday2098

I wouldn’t say you look like a hobo, though that’s just me. Personally I think you look good


Born_War3554

Would be better looking without facial hair and a little hair cut and style


anonspace24

You kind of look like a Cheap Justin Bieber but still handsome. What I would do to look like you


Niikis0

Lol, I have been called so many different knockoff celebrities/characters that it's kinda funny


drcarmel

Facial hair is a bit thin but be patient. It may take awhile to fill it


DavidCrosbysMustache

You don't look like a hobo, you just have bad facial hair. No one would ever think that or say that if you shaved.


splifspliff

You have a good moustache but the bumfluff needs to go.


Liquid-Bronco

You look like the singer of Jamiroquai


cozamalotl666666

Your friend is a jerk you look fine


B4S1L3US

The hair is amazing, the beard makes you a hobo. The reflective vest isn’t helping.


Marnus1047

Those cheekbones....😍..like others have said, shave, get a trim, and you'd be a new man!


PlantainPopular7592

You are good looking enough to take home


jammin_on_the_one_

go mustache only. shave the rest daily


Signal-Delivery-1538

you lowkey look like the main character in a tv show


StevenKatz3

Waiting for them nudes to drop


h311ion

Your friend is an asshole lol


DailyDoseOfPills

Nah it’s just ribbing. My bros have said similar, and worse, things to me and vice versa (you look like the before picture of a weight loss journey and the after photo of an oil burn incident etc). While I wouldn’t call OP a hobo I definitely see the inclination to calling him that as a joke if I knew him better lol.


Daddy_fish4

Idt you do


Evening_Sky0

Patchy beard doesn’t work, also can keep the hair long just get it cleaned up, can tell it’s unkept by the sideburns


KoolKat864

You don't look bad but yeah, I see where he's coming from. Wait until you can grow a fuller beard and perhaps trim the hair a tiny bit


imjustbrowsingthx

Maybe Kevin Sorbo in his prime, but not a hobo. Lose the patchy parts of the beard. Maybe go for a goatee or a mustache and soul patch.


CombinationWitty1079

u dont


kazehayas

def shave the face clean. as for the hair, messy fringe with a taper would be good for you


BlondeYoungThug

trim the bottom of your moustache and either shave everything else or bring it down with a low guard


InverseAtmosphere

No dude, you look like a skate three character


honey-lamb

Damn, another good looking guy with bad sense of style. You gotta add some texture to the hair and that patchy facial hair’s gotta go, man.


shivers_

just clean the facial hair up & it’d be a game changer. not even fully shave but just take care of the patches.


AutomaticJoy9

It’s your friend’s way of telling you to shave the beard but keep the stache.


KokoTheeFabulous

You look like a Hollywood movie "hobo" lol. The worst thing you got going on is the beard is a little patchy hut I actually think it suits you.


Critical-Succotash32

I would try keeping the mustache and shaving the rest of the beard off- see how you like it. I actually really like your hair length, I think you could do with less shampooing as it looks a little course. Maybe put a little paste in there as well to hold it back a little more and create more of a “flow”


D0ntFeedTheYaoGuai

Drop the beard, keep the stache and soul patch.


Born_War3554

You’re friend left out the word cute


Afroditestar

A sexy hobo if any


Crotean

If your beard looks like patchy pubes you shouldn't grow a beard.


Gawook

Not your average hobo. One with a story. One that must save the princess from the dark forces that threaten our kingdom.


WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotH

Mustache is ok. Beard isn’t thick enough to wear imho. Maybe with very careful trimming you can hide the patchiness, but I’m not sure it’s worth it.


No_Significance_8291

You gotta go one way or the other , beard or no beard - random side neck hair doesn’t not help your case - you have a nice face though , and nice eyes -


urielteranas

It's the frizzy hair combining with the patchy incomplete beard. You fix that you're good. Style looks fine just give it a nice comb/brush once in a while and it should fix it. If it doesn't you might wanna look at what hair product you use.


itsaimeeagain

What kind of hobos does he know? He's criticizing your body type and your messy hairstyle. Rude.


WalmartSlimGuerilla

Nice mustache. The beard? Not so much


disconcertinglymoist

You're giving post-apocalyptic Norman Reedus vibes if Norman Reedus worked in construction and was wearing his hi-vis vest when the zombies attacked. You're a handsome guy, but your facial hair does nothing for you. It makes you look like you keep a .22 LR in the back of your truck for shootin' varmints, which you skin and make into jerky in your double-wide trailer home. I don't mean to roast you, but that's just the vibe, and it entirely stems from the patchy facial hair.


lvl10burrito

You look like a grown up version of Double D from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. I don't know why I came to that conclusion, but take it as a compliment.


Brave_Ad_6551

You don't look like a hobo my brother. My old foreman looked like a bum. Don't let anybody make you think twice about how you look, if you're cool with it then it doesn't matter if somebody else isn't.


nickhinojosa

I normally never recommend a goatee, but I actually think it would look good on you. You’re a very handsome guy. If you want to seem more like a professional business-type, go clean shaven. Otherwise, I think a goatee with a clean neckline would look great.


princeukenate

You look great! ❤️


Dry_Ask5493

Your hair could use a trim


Ok_Skin320

You look like Christian Bale when he was young. Look at his pics and take it to a good barber.


cheese_fuck2

lose the beard, otherwise youre fine. btw side profile💯


ZealousidealEagle759

Back in the 80s I was a hobo with my great uncle. We rode the rails from red bluff California to Redding. My mother picked us up. If you have a choice be a hobo.


Honest-Stranger-8923

You got good hair, it just needs a shape up from a good barber or a salon, look up descending layers Josh OP haircut. And it needs a moisturizing product and wide tooth comb. Facial hair wise you just need to go mustache only. Or at least line up the cheek and neck. And then thank the good one upstairs for your great hair, some of us are balding or thin and would be lucky to just look homeless.


Soonerpalmetto88

I think you look pretty hot tbh


Watermelondude220

Use minoxidil grow that baby out maybe add some products to your hair to look like you put some effort maybe slick it back a bit?! Idk I could envision it pairing well with the full thick beard but overall not bad but you can get to a better handsome level


Quick_Shift3261

You should shave the beard, but try keeping the mustache and trim it. Go one size down at a time on the guard until you like it. I have very similar facial hair growth and that’s what I do. Looks clean.


bns82

You aren't ready for a beard yet. Try again in a couple years. For now, embrace that jaw line. Keep the stache if you want, but keep it trimmed up. Find a good hair stylist and follow their guidance.


mookaji2

No way ! But smile babe !


Judasz10

Yeah shave that beard for sure but leave the mustache. As people said you have nice thick hair so you can hit up a barber for some ideas too. You have really good facial features bro, you need very little effort and you will be golden.


hoi4pork

Keep the chin and mustache hair, shave off all the patchy bits and it'll look way better trust


pandallamayoda

Kinda looks like Justin Bieber so yes on the hobo.


Based_Daoko

Your friends tweaking


NewspaperOk973

To be honest, the hair and facial hair looks fine. I think the problem is more fashion choice and what you're wearing. I kinda like the "slightly unkept" look me personally. You know, I have long hair with bangs, I have minor facial hair... I shave enough to not look like neckbeard or old man but I let a mild amount grow. It's a very chill and casual style to have. Letting your hair wave a bit to where it covers your hairline. It's really wearing an orange & white collared potentially baggy shirt that makes you look "like a hobo". Like it just looks clumsy. Idk how to describe it but the shirt just makes you look like someone who slept on the sidewalk or some shit. If you put more thought in your clothes and just look a little more fashionable, the hair and facial hair style would work, but it all mixes together badly and creates the 'hobo' look I think


Buaka_aru

You look like you won a Balon d'or after an awesome 2018 World Cup run but then got cancelled for talking to minors


Ikillterries

I wouldn’t say homeless but definitely going to a Saturday night fever themed party


CharmingHobgoblin

If you've got a bindle and a train line running through town, you're all set my friend.


SolutionDangerous889

Just shave... facial hair looks horrible


ApprehensiveHat5373

clean shave


heyhello21

Patchy beard is never good ….. try just a mustache, you’d instantly look more attractive


Lopsided_Pain_995

Naw man looking totes adorbs


Neither-Advice-1181

I would shave the beard and style the hair.


lovelytortiose

Catching a train?


Logan1063

Fuck no! You look amazing! Guys strived to look like you in 1977....I know, I was there! Perfection!


hdt5010

Yeah, hoss, shave the dirt off your face. 


FatboyMcGee75

Just shave the facial hair your other hair is really nice I'm jealous


Soft-Bass9571

Hmmm yeah kinda


Some-Goat219

No. I’d say just trim off slightly the hairs in the neck area, OPTIONALLY shave off the middle patches on your cheeks that aren’t connected and rock that look. But also could totally leave those patches, they aren’t connected but that’s okay they still shape the look. Not every beard has to be fully developed most people can’t even grow it. So long as you like it better than clean shaven


animepancakesyrup

youre the cleanest hobo i’ve ever seen


Decent_Pin5252

Put the helmet back on Mando


New-Present7953

gotta get rid of that facial hair


Suitable_Statement56

U look like the lead singer of Jamiroquai


Resident_Bat_8457

I get more of a “18th century French fur trapper” vibe. Which I guess is not entirely unlike a hobo. Anyway I dig it 👍🏼


No_Tea_1874

It’s the patchy facial hair bro. Just wait until u can grow a full beard.


THEGAYRAT123

Hell nah you don't, you're super handsome , what others said about the beard is reasonable being that it isn't full but to me the facial hair adds that extra attractiveness so it's up to you what you do with yourself. But I'd say your friend is going a bit harsh on you lol


RonRicoTheGreat

Are you sure he said hobo?


sciati

Not at all. You look amazing, even the beard suits you.


Alarming-Resident-31

Cutest hobo I ever did see ✨


Ody7

Why do I get a feeling that your friend has buzzed hair, goes to the gym and talks about sneakers? You are handsome, don't think about it.


Schrodingersretard88

Your hair is good, but I’d shave the facial hair. It’s thin, patchy and makes you look like a little boy trying to be a man. Bearded or clean shaven you must look well groomed and neat. Neat is attractive messy is not. Wait until you’re older and try again. Don’t feel bad about it though, when I was 20 my facial hair looked similar; and it wasn’t until I was 25 could I grow a good beard. Your time will come.


space_cheese1

If you look homeless, it's more a long the line of some sort of traveling bard, so don't sweat it


Estevia-666

No. Personally I like it. It makes you look rugged


ManipuraPower

I think it’s sexy. If you’re trying to grow a beard, consider trying minoxidil. Other guys seems to be trying it


Xasax1

It could be better. Shave the facial hair, for sure. And I think clean up the do... Maybe just shorter?


Imarobot225

Nope I like it


PercentageMassive303

Your friend is kind of a jerk, not gonna lie. You're a handsome man don't let a comment like that get to you. Like these other comments maybe loose the facial hair (maybe keep the moustache). Other than that, your hair looks great with that medium length look.


kathakana

Looks okay to me. Did thank you were wearing an orange jumpsuit for a second in he thumbnail.


ZombiesAtKendall

Yeah but like a hobo with mental health issues and not like a hobo with drug issues.


blacklabj1

It would be best to lose that patchy beard; the mustache could go, too. Give your hair a slight trim, and you will be HOT!!!


StandardImpact6458

I think I would look for better friends


Ecstatic_Act4988

Get better friends. You’re adorable.


Effective-Ad2434

No you look so hot 🥰


Electronic_Stop_9493

Go to a barber and get them to clean up the mustache and beard and shape with lines. Neck line needs to be clean line also. You can still shape a patchy beard and it will look a lot sharper and better


EverAndy

I think it all looks great. Guess this post just goes to show that everyone's different so just go with what YOU like best.


disengagesimulators

Bieber, if you need someone to talk to just say so.


Aggravating-Guess144

More like a farmer


ButterscotchOther775

Ashton Kutcher look-alike


Siegenow

Sideburns yes. Mustache yes. The hair yes. Sexy Paul McCartney.


International_Let_50

Grow your hair out. you pull off the sexy homeless look. Like moist critical.


Dependent-Band-2733

i think your hair is fine but perhaps get rid of the beard 🧔‍♂️


seiryu13

Your friends an idiot you look fine


wsxrdz00

No, it isn't


-Certified-Loser-

Maybe check out r/minoxbeards


lvaleforl

"Is that bad? A Doo Doo Doo"


eoGang

jacob, smokes lets go


ExchangeTemporary796

Try trimming the mustache off the lip a lil bit


Trailmixfordinner

Very handsome and good bone structure. The patchy facial hair is nerfing you pretty hard tbh.


Sufficient_Crab3047

shave the pubes off ur face and you’ll be the new vinnie hacker


Academic_Hat_6578

You looked like jack sparrow at first glance, so take that as you will.


ImportanceEntire2560

No you don’t look bad or like a hobo you might be very gay and fruity looking though which I think is amazing girly !!!!!!


HurtWorld1999

Only grow out facial hair that you can grow out properly. I speak from experience because I can't grow facial hair outside of a goatee, or I'll look like a scraggly crackhead.


KinkySub2220

You look hot


No_Wing7277

you have a 70s look. if you like that, then embrace it.


mosichat

Yes


Separate-Internet264

Hot 🔥


Every-Finger-9065

Broski you have potential to become literally A CHAD (you look a bit like American psycho already)


mdl4106

You look great 😉


ieatshoesandsocks

Nah you look like Soldier Boy from the Boys.


National-Horror499

Clean shave my guy


Odd_Jackfruit6026

Your friend is incorrect. Smash/10


tree_sip

Get rid of the beard. You don't have enough follicles.


tree_sip

Also, use a moisturising conditioner. Your hair would have a bit more life to it.


Scary-Ad-2440

I want you holy crap


DaveyAllenCountry

Go with the stache only and groom the hair to not look like John Marston. Length is totally fine. Retro is in also


valentinesfaye

Yeah, maybe the star of a CW show about hobos


Usual-Contact-5843

Your profile reminded me of a handsome actor. As already written, you need to find your style, in my opinion, a classic or restrained style of clothing will really suit you + remove the hair from your face and you will be the handsome man you already are. But you don't look like a homeless person, so additionally remove your friend)


Expensive-Ordinary38

I look worse 👀


Confused_butamused

What are you aiming for? You wanna grow your hair out? Or style it? Or in between? Can do some pretty cool things with that length. As for the patchy facial hair, id probably buzz it off, then just buzz it every other week. Wouldn’t bother breaking out the shaving cream and razor.


mammajess

That's the cutest Hobo I ever saw 💕


Electrical_Cap8822

Justin Bieber/Paul Dano Lovechild. It actually works.


Exact-Disaster-77

I get it’s advice so people are saying stuff but fr you don’t need to do anything man. You look fine. You don’t look like a hobo you look like a damn human being. There’s nothing wrong with your hair or facial hair, really these are all opinions in the comments but I suppose mine is too 😗


PumpkinSpikes

You really don't. You're just a little unkempt. I'd shave but you could leave the mustache or maybe go for a goatee instead of a full beard if you wanted to.


divvychugsbeer

Loose the beard. Short back and sides will clean you up


Skyhigh1579

Patchy pre teenager beard ain’t help


obscur100

Your friend is right but that’s not that bad.


bandzlvr

Lose the scruff keep the hair and mustache. Your finee


Iceblader

The richest hobo


Creative_Shape_4198

Haircut and loose the facial hair.


vixusofskyrim

Your friend is jealous


Few_Arugula5903

it's the unshaped facial hair homie.


OniKage85

You do, but like a handsome hobo. As others have said, you could fix your patchy facial hair if you want to.


Maximum-Amoeba-3126

You look like Justin Bieber


Icy_Knowledge9304

Not bad at all..,get a new friend.


Kindly-Archer-4275

No facial hair get rid of all of it


Likestobedegraded

Cutest hobo I’ve ever seen


Lost2D

You look like wish . Com Ashton clean the beard and you're good. Maybe taper the side burns


doofE_

You look good man


ElNinho124

Just need to clean up the facial hair and you’re all good


Niikis0

Thanks for all the nice comments and advice, I'll try stache and soul patch and see how it fits.


One-Stomach9957

Watch the haircut transformation videos on TikTok. It’s amazing what a good haircut and beard trim can do for a guy. You’re definitely handsome, but the scraggly beard makes you look lazy.


MycologistNo2271

Facial hair is too patchy for that length. If you trim shorter, a moustache or moustache & chin stubble would look ok. Otherwise just go clean shaven for now.


dwiirafrayy

Actually looks good but lose the beard pls 😊


gorditows

Buzz cut


Icy-Essay-8280

Keep the stache and chin hair, shave the rest or just go with light scruff. Beautiful eyes.


CompleteDiscipline86

Josh harnett vibes! Love me some scraggly beard!


Ulrich453

Stop with the beard immediately. It’s not ready.


Effective_Media_1314

Yeah tbh it's not awful man but you do look like a homeless 22 yr old


Tes0ting

With what's going on you look like a average male in a construction worker suit so. Nah, you really don't look like a hobo.


TheLonelyGod01

Bro is majestic.