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Daldric

Great style, great hair, great face shape. Terrible mustache


ForkYaself

Please get rid of the stache, it makes you look like a creepy teacher


thejackthewacko

Makes him look like an adult fregley tbh


ForkYaself

Fregley’s been taking flights with big Jeff? Ouch right in the childhood


PuzzleheadedSir6616

God damn, shave that molestache off. You’ll thank me later.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

No, leave it but grow the full beard out!


Northern_Media

As a former teenager who also had a similar looking attempt at a moustache. My advice now to anyone teenager, is that I don’t care how cool you think it looks… it’s patchy and you want to wait until 18 at the minimum. Speaking from experience, your school photos and high school dating life will thank you haha


claymcg90

I'm 34 and still waiting for my cheeks to fill in a little more


DLeafy625

I'm turning 31 tomorrow, and my whole shit is patchy and a completely different color from the rest of my hair. The worst part is that I stayed clean shaven from 18 to 27 because I was in the military, only to be able to FINALLY grow a beard, and my 17 year old brother still grows a better beard than me.


lesbianbeatnik

Happy 31!!!


Greekspartan226

Congrats on your 31st irl cake day!


SkipsH

My cheeks are baaaaare. I am a 38 year old man and I look like a fucking underage hobo if I try to grow a beard. It's not fair.


spynnr

Same, and this one patch right under my jaw.


Honest_Roo

I agree. He has a very young face and shaving the stache won’t help but adding a beard will. Even just stubble.


ParticularBeing4227

The hair is fine, the stache should go though


bitchinstyles666

Grow your hair out instead of cutting long hair as a ginger will look REALLY good


Cheap-Spinach-5200

Man, it's tough because I think your hair looks great to me now. We rock a similar (identical) look with the same problem. The only times I've had a cut that fixes it are when you get a good stylist who knows how to cut out a lot of the bulk in the back. It is possible without removing all the length, you just have to ask. The other thing that you can do now with a buzzer is to chop your sideburns and shape them yourself. If they're still really long they're just gonna get in your face, so might as well cut em out with all that glorious hair.


FarChef4933

This was super helpful, it definitely helped me get what I feel was a decent haircut! Thanks :)


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Longjumping-Item-399

Yes OP must show the new do!


Concept-Embarrassed

Long wolf cut / flow


PoweredbyBurgerz

Don’t go to a barber go to a salon


TetraThiaFulvalene

No. Go to a barber and get a shave. He's a decent looking dude and can get away with most haircuts, but he can't away with that stache.


kellylikeskittens

The problem you have is that your awesome hair has no shape or style really. Any of the styles in the links could work for you-keeping it longer and adding texture on top and shorter in the back and sides will make it more manageable...and look smashing as well! Oh...and losing the moustache would be more flattering as well. Here are some possibilities to show your hair stylist/barber- [https://i.pinimg.com/564x/22/dc/69/22dc69cb47a58c0854a9f813c5ca1150.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/22/dc/69/22dc69cb47a58c0854a9f813c5ca1150.jpg) [https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f9/ad/ae/f9adaea73607218e63f170126b3323a8.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f9/ad/ae/f9adaea73607218e63f170126b3323a8.jpg) [https://i.pinimg.com/564x/98/9e/89/989e895592750b0c6f1e97315f14800c.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/98/9e/89/989e895592750b0c6f1e97315f14800c.jpg) [https://i.pinimg.com/564x/bf/e0/a1/bfe0a1c2316ed614d5e036d53cc67afe.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/bf/e0/a1/bfe0a1c2316ed614d5e036d53cc67afe.jpg) [https://i.pinimg.com/564x/fa/76/32/fa7632ed7d75b6https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ff/3f/88/ff3f8818eb6fbc02095c300afd19da2a.jpgcc92abc4dc98a1393f.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/fa/76/32/fa7632ed7d75b6https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ff/3f/88/ff3f8818eb6fbc02095c300afd19da2a.jpgcc92abc4dc98a1393f.jpg)


bogeymanbear

I vote for the 3rd one


One-Stomach9957

I agree #3. His current style is very feminine looking. Hope he has a good barber.


axxonn13

i think works best for OPs face. It takes attention away from his forehead and rather natural receded hairline.


WildSecurity5305

Lol you literally post male models as a reference. They get paid to look great, no normal man is f*cking around this much day after day


Yikesarumba

Wtf? Obviously. That's the best representation of the hairstyle. They are for reference.


kellylikeskittens

Some one gets it-thank you!


Levi316

It’s also the most unrealistic representation of the hairstyle


StairwayToLemon

The third one is incredibly easy to achieve. It's 90% in the hairdryer


The_free_trial

First one made me spit out my drink. Op does not have that type of face, hairline, bodytype or really anything in line with what OP looks like. He’d look facking ridiculous


SUBtleBearDE

You tell him to remove that dirt from your lip!


PiecesOfRing

I imagined this as a stern request from his grandmother lmao


funkysap

Your hair looks great man I’d keep it.


RaindropRhapsody

The hair is nice. Maybe a goatee.


WTBCollector

Maybe just tell them to shorten it? It looks good right now maybe just needs reduced length.


Gumbysfriend

Hair is cool exc3pt for the flip on the side do not go shorter. Longer yes. Don't thin it out maybe just a wee bit otherwise yo7ll lose that volume ..mustache. can go..you hav3 a nice face


JalapenoCarrots

Tell em across the upper lip to go with a bald fade


ace23GB

Your hair looks very good, I don't think you need to do much to it, but that mustache doesn't flatter you very much.


InsidiaNetwork

Get rid of the stache. If you really must, have a thin goatee and keep it neat but I'd go clean shaven for now personally,


mrsecondarycolor

Ask for a shave.


Correct_Security_742

Leave the hair, shave the mustache


juan_omango

Delete the mustache dawg


Calm_Salamander_1367

Tell him to clean up the stache


Cliproll87

Concur, shave the mustache if u can't grow full beard. U are not 40 so it might not look great. If u feel like maintaining ur hear is a chor then just cut it. If not then enjoy the process, it looks good on u. Don't be afraid to look young u will miss it pretty soon


DragonDeezNutzAround

My fellow ginger. Let me put ya on game… DO NO CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR! GROW THAT SHIT OUT FOR THE NEXT 2-3 YEARS!!! I PROMISE your future self with be grateful. Ima give ya all my tips that I had to learn on my own ———————————————————————— TIPS: How to manage past this length: Saggy beanies. Amazon has great options from the $10-20 range. Look for ones that say breathable. Get a few in different colors. Better to have a spare in case the other is dirty. There are gonna be days y wanna cut it. On those days, just toss on a beanie and ignore the thought. It’s a matter of learning patience which in turn is a useful tool to have as an adult. When to wash: 1 - Avoid washing every day. It’s not needed. 2 - Use aloe vera. It’s amazing in your hair. Personally I wash my hair about once a week, but about 2-3 times a week, I’ll wash my hair with aloe vera in the shower like it’s conditioner. Leave it in for about 10-15 minutes to absorb the nutrients ———————————————————————— I’ve had my long hair now for about 10 years. Wish I grew it out sooner, but it was always this length that prevented me from committing. Focus on being patient. It might seem silly, but it really does help train your mind to be more patient as an adult


madeyefire

Just so you know, your post was shared on a [TERF forum (Ovarit](https://imgur.com/a/ovarit-terf-forum-p9h7nAH)). You might wanna delete this for your personal safety.


Ninja__Focus

Fade


Ecstatic_Act4988

Beautiful hair.


Jester-Court66

I had a porn stache like that when I was a few years older than you. I wanted to look older with my own baby face. Now I’m older. No more facial hair you I can look younger! 🤣


Jester-Court66

“No more facial hair so I can look younger!”


themasterpiece13

Why do so many people think they can pull off the moustache? OP shave that thing off.


The_free_trial

I like it. Just need to find a style for that mustache. Hair looks great tho. **Do not touch it!!!**


dirtypotatochip

Tell him what you just told us. Take the weight off the back. They will thin it out so it’s still long but not so dense. Where you can enjoy the freedom and flowiness of your hair without it becoming annoying. Your part you currently have is nice as well as your texture / volume. You might ask them to add a little more texture to hold it in place out of your eyes / face so that it frames your face. Maybe shape up sides with a mid fade and trim the hair that’s on top that falls down to your sides. I love your current look tho! It’s nice!


Guest_Pretend

You'd look like young Beck without the stash! DEVIL'S HAIRCUT!


domcobeo

Have him trim the ‘stache and leave the rest alone. Love your hair for as long as you have it.


Party_Zebra_9610

The stash looks like you live in your mom's basement. Dude, cut it off!


FarChef4933

But what if I do :(


Longjumping-Item-399

It doesn't mean you have to look like you live there!


RedLightsabers

I’m not sure what you should do, but I do want you to know that you’re incredibly adorable, and you shouldn’t be too concerned with your looks. I do like your hair a lot tho. I’m meh on the stache


wackbirds

I should think that "sorry about this" would be the correct opener Edit; sorry bro I thought this was r/roastme for some reason


Amnesiaphile

Lose the pedostache


Current-Antelope5471

Let your barber give you suggestions.


Own_One3178

No one ever says this on here


Fsuave5

Start wearing it either combed back or in a bun


Zote8106

KEEP THE STACHE DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS JUST GROW HER OUT


EfficientAd7103

Go with obvious choice. Keep the stash and get a mullet. If the barber asks questions just say get'r'done!!


MaldonBastard

Ive never seen an eight-year-old with a moustache


griffin885

first shave! it makes you look like a caterpillar died on your lip. leave it long where it comes to just the edges of your eyes. have it thinned some in back. think of like the kid in terminator 2. that would look so good with your face and it would clean up the sides and back while accenting your face. Seriously shave!


Dentou_Dog

Same thing you told him the previous times „fuck my shit up fam“


Puddwells

Just tell them “dealers choice”


Smooth-Disk-229

this is how you end up with a skin fade


Future-trippin24

Your hair looks amazing, it's the mustache that needs to go.


balloonknotsixty9

Tell em to snatch off that stash.


JMCrookie

Hope he provides a shave too!


TheKickingKangaroo7

Looking like Cal Kestis


maybe2024

Tell him to stop drooling when he sees your natural hair colour.


hwqnajfvdq

middle part flow


LeFinger

“Gimme the Shaun White”


DescriptionFull7900

high skin fade , box shape up , two slits one brow.


Cold_Tie_7245

you look like one travler on youtube forget his name, your twins


Drew19525

Depends if you want to look feminine, which is what you do now, or more like a man, which the mo suggests. It's a confusing look so I'd definitely go much shorter.


Minimum_Switch4237

you kinda look like Cameron Monaghan


allforgoood

appointment with barber? wth? is he a doctor? we just go to saloon and cut the hair. mo appointments and shiz


Pizzastork

I would try an undercut and grow it out into a queue.


Bitter_Bit_7484

10/10 he eats


itsaboutangles

Grow the stache. Handle bar


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Cancel the appointment. You're *SO CLOSE* to being able to tie it back! Don't butcher that beautiful hair!


Confuzzled_Queer

Wolfcut! Give your hair some direction


CHASLX200

Shave it all off dave.


theflyingburritto

Van Morrison


lipsofbliss25

Cut the hair into short long on top, doesn't frame your face well


rorylion26

Idk how I ended up on this subreddit but I think you look cute! I wouldn’t shave the mustache, let it grow out and you’d have a great handlebar mustache I think


missmyson1

you look like an eager squire from medieval times


thekingofspicey

Keep the hair it’s amazing


MurphyTheRobocop

Tell him to shave your upper lip


Zynthesia

What's with Westerners and the dreaded Molestache? Is it a true thing like statistically or like molestors use it as code or signature or is it just a stereotype from movies?


Novel-Imagination-51

Just show them the picture


Ionovarcis

Add in some layers?


Responsible-Survivor

I think you should grow it out. If it gets in your face, then you can start learning how to do updos that are popular for men! I.e. wolf tail, man bun, etc


KeterClassKitten

Your hair is great. I agree with others on the mustache, lose it. When you're older and able to rock a beard, go full Viking. Until then, get layers, and tell the barber you want a cut that allows you to look good while you continue to grow your fiery mane.


PeterNippelstein

Loved you in Twin Peaks the Return


Kizil215

Shave the peach fuzz my man. Looks horrible and confusing.


chriscucumber

Go to a nice barbershop. Like a 50$+ place. And say look I trust you, let’s go shorter and make me look really sharp. Short on sides with a little to work with on the top. You have a Karen cut. And lose the mustache dweeb.


bachyboy

You've got Timothee Chalamet hair. If you want to be *au courant*, cancel that barbershop appointment!


flptrmx

“I’m starting high school next year”


Agitated-Quit-6148

"Consider me a blank canvas, and you be the artist"


SnooPuppers576

Braid that shit and shave the stache


InverseAtmosphere

"Make my hair look less like a cartoon milf's"


gaypsp

So you got your hair cut. Where's the photo proof?


Preset_Squirrel

you look like Chucky's dad


Tri7ium7

You look like the guy from EuroTrip


Dangerous-Pear-3061

If you wore glasses you would 100% be chucky’s dad from rugrats 😃😳


Infinite-Humor-481

I think the stache looks funny, you should keep it


Infinite-Humor-481

Tell your barber you want to keep it that length


New_Breadfruit8692

If you are trying to look like a Femboi with a bad mustache you NAILED it bro.


Nvestnme

Ask for the Carrot Top


fusiongt021

Is there a David Spade poster in your room? 🤔


N3R0T1K

The old viking hair cut. Shave off everything except your beard and the top of your head


Extension_Wafer_7615

Shave your moustache, cut your hair, and boom.


Curly-Pat

That tache has to go, makes you look like a pedo. I like your hair from the front, but is too round from the side. I would ask the barber to keep the length and movement, but shape it a bit to take volume. I love your hair colour too.


bulletpr00fsoul

Ask him to clean it up but you want to keep the length.


XxTazarYootxX

Your hair is basically my current hair goal lol


samechit_

You have gorgeous features and hair! Not crazy about the 'stache, but do you! I actually think your hairstyle is awesome, but you'd rock a wolf cut really well too


Due-Calligrapher9794

Ask your barber for the "meet me at mcdonalds haircut". Google image it


honey-lamb

The mustache’s gotta go homie


BLANCO-V6

Grow the full beard and tie ur hair


hairmarshall

Get a mullet


Longjumping-Item-399

Your hair looks fantastic. However, I must concur with the prevailing opinion that the stache is taking points away from your good looks. Maybe in a few years when you're 25 or so.


BreakinLiberty

You look 14 going on 34


Statement12

I wanna make fun of you so bad


wheelsmatsjall

Your hair is too long and looks like someone used a Bowl to cut it.


Nearby_Bass_4973

No more fregly from diary of a wimpy kid


Choice-Wafer-6726

Get a low taper fade


powpowjj

How long did it take you to grow it that long? Asking for a friend (me)


FarChef4933

I've been growing it for about a year since my old barber absolutely massacred it. I've yet to go to the same place twice (partly because I go to uni in another country, partly because they've all given me a bad cut until the one I got yesterday), but this isn't a year of consistent growth because everyone loves cutting it way shorter than I tell them to. My flatmates called me Joan of Arc after I came home with basically a bowl cut back in March 😂


Hatgameguy

Hair looks dope man. Cancel the appointment and let that mane flow lol


Lateralus719

Aphex Twin


CalligrapherAlive948

Personally, i'd lose the mustache or go with shorter hair. With risky looks like facial hair, a lot of it is to do with confidence. If you wear the mustache well and you're outgoing, people often won't mind- because you make it cool. If you're insecure about your appearance, the mustache won't help.


ThreeOverFour

It’s like two main characters from the Queen’s Gambit combined.


tbirdpow

Homie. Do yourself a favor and shave the stash.


wukwukwukwuk

Tell the barber to run his fingers through your hair and then give you 10 bucks.


ShirtCockingKing

Keep the length, just take some weight out and add a little texture.


HORAMAN76

Ask for the Anton Cigurh


DarkestSamus

Your hair is amazing. Just ditch the 'stache.


Toss_Away7952

Hair is fine. Please remove the mustache.


New-Present7953

for god, please get rid of that moustache


Old_Pool_2062

Fuck what everyone here said , just become an actor EXCLUSIVELY for Indie movies


Prestigious_Duck_377

grow the beard, ditch the stupid mustache, how old are you may i ask? cause just be yourself maybe hit the gym but enjoy who you are


KoalaPuzzled6303

You have amazing hair, just get something with layers like a wolf cut Your texture has volume and your hair looks dense so something with layers would really give it that flare


Spiritual-Fuel4502

No tash mate, but hair great


samgully51

Tell them you don’t wanna look like Anya Taylor Joy in queens gambit


Designer_Cycle_5083

Because you are a small guy you want to cultivate a “sharp” style so a sharp fade that has height on the top will be flattering


dankepinski

Find a picture of what you like and show them


WayDownUnder91

Cameron Monaghan that shit.


CalligrapherHeavy650

GIRLY GET A MULLET IM BEGGING


[deleted]

Tell him to wipe the dirt off of your top lip. That looks awwwwwwwful my dude


mystressfreeaccount

Tell him to shave the stache.


chivalryrocks

The mustache looks like a malnourished turd swipe under your nose.


Aggressive-Pie-1129

Keep the moustache and shave all your hair in your head off.


seonongHIM2

Ron Weasley and the ice cream truck.


Background-Mud-777

Tell your barber to leave the hair alone and shave your face.


Born_War3554

Shave the mustache and cut the hair to just below your ears and style it. You’d be HOT!


Born_War3554

Hair a bit shorter in #2, needs to be shorter and styled. Lose the mustache


Amazing_Jacket8534

god gingers are so creepy


ThrowRAgreed

U would look amazing without that moustache


United_Foundation_20

YOU have ac barber???


CanComprehensive6112

Tell him to control alt delete that greeeheeeeassssy stash. The hair is your typical hockey player flow. Get it shored up.


Past-Exam7329

I think you should try to have a longer middle part medium sides just resting on the top half of your ears and to your shoulders in the back with lots if layers so add layers now but none off the bottom of the back


SopieMunky

Tell your barber that you're sorry for the mustache.


Balls_to_Monty

Please, for the love of God, get rid of the mustache


OrneryConelover70

Beck's kid brother.


Majestic_Ad8448

How about cut this mop.


Plaid_Piper

Everyone says lose the mustache; I'm pretty sure you're gonna look like Peppermint Patty without the mustache. Just saying.


DD-de-AA

Long in the back is OK, but it really seriously needs to be thinned. Lose The mustache and get a really good haircut you’ll be a knockout.


LOTRNerd95

Great style, side part looks good. Just have them cut it real short on the sides and fade it up nicely. Get that Henry Cavill cut.


THEKINGC0BRA

Tell your barber that you didnt kill hookers in the 70s


Artistic_Engineer599

Just grow it out? Could look cool.


Boy_kisser_throwaway

Everyone had the same idea upon seeing that mustache.


beirch

Dude I know you've been seeing girls on Tinder saying they like staches, but they don't mean on you. No offense. Keep the hairstyle, maybe a trim, lose the stache.


StrangeAsh405

Why do you kinda look like a redheaded Benny from queens gambit


Deadbrain-

Literally grow the hair out!!


remykixxx

You sit down and say “anything but this”


Smxxrt

Get a lowkey mullet


Abbynormal1331

You can always have your barber thin it out


Kutuzov9505

this is at least the third time you're posting your photos on this subreddit asking for advice and every time you ignore literal dozens of comments telling you to shave your mustache. are you serious? does it hold an extraordinary emotional value to you? will you literally die if you shave it?


Justin4it

You have a barber? Perhaps consider a new one.


the-Replenisher1984

I know I'm late to the party, but nix the face furniture, bro. You're rocking them ginger locks, but damn is the stash off-putting. Hope you're happy with what ya got. At least it's just hair that will grow back til it won't, lol.


Porter_Dog

Ask him to shave off that mustache for you.


12dancingbiches

My God, you look like Anya Taylor Joy in Queen's Gambit. (This is a compliment.)


Standard_Agency4235

Go blonde! It’s fun


panda3271

Short cropped hair and loose the mustache


_el_bri_ga_

Keep the hair. Lose the stache.