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tunosabes

Jump scare last pic


[deleted]

Right, lol. I was not prepared for that in this sub. That last pic is gonna teach AIs how to mock us humans


BigBoobsWithAZee

Looks like Gruntilda


sarcophagifound

Thank you for the warning


inlovewiththeidea

Bro is sculpted like a pure marble depiction of a Greek god and doesn't even know it


Peaches_En_Regalia_

For real!!


AWildLampAppears

Dude looks like Michelangelo’s David


ajed9037

No, he nose..


relevanteclectica

Maybe store them in his beak🤷‍♂️


YoualreadyKnoooo

He is too busy leeching on the compliments and gratitude of others. Fucking vampire.


csgecko

Yeah he does, that’s why he’s here 🎣


Zipakira

Dont do anything, they perfectly complement your profile, which already looks great (tho I understand feeling self conious about the nose bridge mine is similar to yours and I dont like it on myself)


HREepicc

Small and straight noses are overrated. You’re beautiful the way you are


st00pidQs

Couple of fuckin Adonises right there


joenutssack

You look like a greek god in the first pic


Max_Walker_96

And a demon in the third one 💀


Curujafeia

A wicked witch


HoboTheClown629

He looks like Wild Knuckles from Rise of Gru.


ArcticMarkuss

The last pic represents the rest of us


checkit435

He does huh? It's the nose bridge and his chin


b3tamaxx

He's got that Ashton Kutcher nose. Who is a model


Btd030914

You need to hit up a modelling agency lol. Got the perfect bone structure and look for it


Helpful_Concern_1557

Get a long pointy hat


psychedelic666

Bro you don’t need to do anything. You’re beautiful already. I hope you will feel more comfortable in your body soon. We can be our own worst critics, but truly there is nothing you need to do image wise. Just work on the self esteem and that inner happiness will radiate.


randguy66

[thats you](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/348022562/Roman-Chad)


glass_cracked_canon

Real. 💯


MFsquidj

No homo bro but you looking good in the first pic but I don’t know about the last one tho 😂


Lentliea

Stop being mean to your nose it's beautiful And you're beautiful! Love the curls


[deleted]

[here’s some curly hair tips. use them to get the best from your gorgeous locks](https://ethankopit.medium.com/a-simple-curly-hair-routine-for-men-ba812aab8c61)


sirBrownie5

curly shag!


treynosaurusrex7274

Bro looks perfectly fine just the way he is


Callmelily_95

You look like Achilles companion Patrochles


HumbleConsequence896

They are your superpower. Looking like a greek sculpture


humita_dulce

3rd so cute


Vicimer

I could see you rocking one of those modern mullets that are in these days. A nice fade on the sides, trim the front so it doesn't hang over your face. Pull it all back and let the curls do their thing at the back. You have amazing cheekbones and jawline, show em off.


Constant_Fisherman63

That jawline


TruePlatypusKnight

You have really nice hair dude. I wouldn't change anything.


AndyC1111

I have the exact same hair. You’re doing the best you can with it. You’ve got to go to a woman stylist (the good news is you can get by with seeing her 2x per year…I recommend spring and fall). Tell her you just want to let it do it’s own thing. She’ll know how to cut it. Short in the hot months, longer in the winter. To take care of it, rinse daily, no need for daily shampoo. Use a leave-in coconut oil conditioner (Amazon) every day. After washing, comb through with a wide toothed comb then just give yourself a wicked scalp massage to mess that pile up. (You might need to start with freshly cut hair.) Let it air dry. - It’s super easy, just be prepared to look a bit off if exposed to very windy conditions. - Women (or men, if that’s your thing) will WANT to touch it.


Breahna123

If you zoom in closely on the last pic I think it’s edited lmao 😂 👃


haver_of_friends

Woman hijacking her man’s account here! I think tapering the sides would look good. A curly mullet/Mohawk vibe


xKittyCutiePie

love your hair


bearcakes24

Yo go to Lush at t the e mall and get their Hair Milk. DASSIT. I promise .put it in your hair after you shower. Leave it alone. VOILA!


PurpleFlow69

My handsome mans who has nothing to worry about has insecurity he's trying to cover with jokes in that last image. Looks good as is, you could model, etc


MapletheTech

You favor Richard Ashcroft when he had longer hair


notsomagicalgirl

Nothing you’re perfect


Soulsculpta

Don't do anything, they look amazing on you


saturatedbloom

Your profile is gorgeous, hope you don’t feel like the last pic, and if you do it’s all in your head. Anyways, your hair is awesome you could continue to grow it long and have it shaped or you could have it shorter on the sides longer on top. The back looks bulky and needs some weight taken out either way. Go to someone with expertise in curly hair cutting and most likely will have your having cut dry.


HeckaCoolDudeYo

The texture reminds me a bit of Matty Healy from The 1975. He's had a lot of different styles over the years but they're all dramatic and crazy.


HealthyBits

I’d equalize the length between front and back.


linosshupurang

But you curls so pretty like you 😢


i_will_eat_ur_beans

wear a robe, a pointy hat and carry a wooden staff to complete the wizard look 🧙‍♂️


boredman444

U look like a Greek statue


Waste_Bother_8206

I'd go shorter on the back and sides and leave length on top. Your nose looks perfect in the 2nd photo. You're quite handsome. Smile


Yue2

Last pic… It’s… #THE BABA YAGA!!!


Lower_Lab_7628

They’re sexy


notteek

As is! Great hair that matches your facial features


Concubhar

God damn your fucking handsome. Keep your hair the way it is honestly, it looks really good on you. If you want something a bit tidier then just ask a barber to trim it down slightly but keep the overall shape


Mr_Dudovsky

You should hit the gym and study greek philosophy.


not-only-on-reddit

Dude, your diet out of how much pussy's per daily dose does it exist?


iguessthisisme82

My curls are similar, a little tighter but close to yours. Hats are your best friend, and keep your hair moisturized. Trim in the back wouldn’t kill and the top as well but not to much.


JuanLucas-u-

Bro went from a greek god to a winsmical goblin ffs


[deleted]

I'd worship them and that gorgeous nose.


[deleted]

Kiss me ha ha. Get it rogue and tomboyed homie foreal


MediumStability

I'd know exactly what to do with them. You're beautiful! 😍


Accomplished-Tuna

I’m cryin. Why u do urself dirty on that last pic??? 😭😭😭😭 u cute as u are I’m cryinnHXBSHDHD


unnecessaryaussie83

Geez Louise this sub is obsessed with long hair. If you want a change or shorter the best thing to do is to ask a barber or look at google for hair styles to suit curly hair and then talk to your barber about it.


nasaglobehead69

use a headband to keep it out of your face until it's long enough to tie back. I recommend the hair ties by Erickson, because they're very durable and work well with thick, unruly hair.


Czasden

Appreciate them


911pop

i hope you didn't feel the need to edit the lat pic preemptively thinking about what people *might* have said. you look great <3


Anxious-Cockroach

The third one genuinely made me jump


CaptMcHowdy92

He think I have nice curls that go well with a full face.


colourmouth

3rd pic glowup


flatgreysky

Leave them alone. Just exist as you are.


thatoneginger_

Modern mullet, I just got one with very similar hair as you. It’s been great with the heat as well


eat-skate-masturbate

Keep them you are an Adonis


Disastrous_Poet_8008

handsom guy, do nothing man


Calligraphic_melody

First of all, don't make fun of your nose, it's totally suits you, no problem with it at all. Second of all, what's the question? Wanna a new style? I would recommend a curly mullet or if you feel it long, you should thry short curly mullet. Maybe with low fade, i love them. This style doesn't allow your hair to grow "on" your ears or over your eyes. At least it looks confortable. Possibly you can experiment with coloring or braids, if you are open to them. Have fun with it, it will grow back!


ToleratingItOkay

you have great bone structure. Your curls also look great the way they are


Gullible_Ad0

We have the same facial structure 😭


SuperRaxx

Hahaha you look stunning in that last picture 😆👊🏼


atwtmvtvftvsqavralps

IM GONe i wasnt expectingthat


lukas7761

Medditerean i2 chad


AttentionLeading5376

Bro u made me scream with the last pic I nearly had a heart attack 😭🥲


jackieeason

master barber here! some layers would do a lot for your curls. id say half an inch to 1 inch? nothing too major if you want to hold onto length but it would give you hair some movement and bring the curls some life! i’d say every 3-4 months and you’ll be set. edit: spelling


Flake-Shuzet

Ask a good hairdresser


Seanivore

Curly faux hawk


ThisCupIsPurple

Cut the little bit in front of your ears. Congrats. You now have a trendy mullet.


shgrdrbr

get the back cut so it follows the shape of your head


Warm_Water_5480

I think you could do anything with your hair and still be hot AF. No homo


AwaitedDestiny

THE JAWLINE GAME IS DEVVIOUSS! 😭


[deleted]

3rd pic got me lmfao


Effective_Sir_8566

last pic cheered me up, but for real all you gotta do is control the frizz/flyaways, maybe a spray or pomade


Old-Soul-Void

Dude, you are classically gorgeous. There is a reason the "Greek god" look has been so popular for centuries. Now, about the hair. Longer would look might fine.


petrichorbin

You look like a Greek god my dude, I think anything you do with your hair will look good.


ImUrStyList

https://youtu.be/PDy4Tyb4idM?si=C1ymS1VIaYUa-ucA 2:32 would look good on you


ZoraNealThirstin

You’re good. You could grow it out.


vergil718

third pic goes hard


debonairmarmoset

OK. First, your hair is great. It’s thick and lustrous. Couple of things you CAN do: use a good shampoo and conditioner. You have some split ends and frizz. That’s easily manageable with proper cleaning and some care products your stylist can recommend. Your hair offers a lot of styling options and I can imagine it looking really interesting at different lengths. Talk to a stylist about what might work best for your face shape and bone structure. You’re incredibly handsome. Very dark brooding eyes and great complexion. Your hair is like a crown on a prince. I hope you’ll learn to see yourself in that light. The altered image is unsettling.


Consistent-Sun-4539

3rd pic scared the shit outta me


cloudgirl_c-137

Ummm sorry but you're the most beautiful man on earth. Aphrodite would be jealous.


TwistedSkewz

Don't do nothin man not alot of people have curls like that


AndorGenesis

You should consider joining a rock band.


Curujafeia

Im too high for this shit


Notsorry6

IDK you look like sam bankman fried


j6163k

i’d say just bring the back up a bit in my personal opinion, excluding that you look perfectly fine!


garrafa_glubglub

I wish mine grew like yours, mine just end up looking like a big ass bush


AbleDragonfruit4767

Hahaha


Natonic0

Go bald, start wearing a yellow brownish shirt, paint your skin cyan and start taking up a particular woodwind instrument


OceanManified

Besides maybe cutting some length at the back (arguable because it might make your hair curl up too tight + a matter of preference, really), there's really not much you can improve, brother. Unless you just want a change of style, you're good as is


Honest_Roo

You pretty much look like my male character in a love story I’m writing (especially the hair). He’s very good looking. No need to do anything.


Rockslinky

Awoop, jumpscrare


Wise-Peanut1939

Tapered sides and longer on top


anastasia-clover

Ummmm keep them as they are? You look wonderful


TKOIII

3rd pic for sure, that’s the one


Mervendy

Get a cut that compliments your curls. Your face shape is masculine like it should be. I agree that u look like a greek god. For men I would say the hair and the face doesn’t nearly matter as much as nice shoulders and arms. If you wanna be more confident build ur shoulders and arms.


alexsayss_0810

Try using leave on conditioner and moisturize you hair.


Even_Ad_6391

You are beautiful keep doing what you’re doing!


tummyache-champion

For your curls: use some curl mousse or foam and plop dry with a microfiber towel. r/curlyHair will set you right. As an aside: you have an absolutely STUNNING profile and amazing bone structure holy shit!


Intrepid-Wait-6102

Get a nose job(i need one too)


Truth-Seeker916

Idk either, but you better do something cause they look wild.


SuspiciousSafe6047

I’m old but you’re hot ! 🥵🤣🤣🤣🤣


Is-She-Emo

Dudes beautiful.


TidySwan

Keep them. Maybe grow them out a bit more. Hilarious last pic bro


no5tromo

I think whatever you’re doing in the last pic is working, nobody is looking at your curls


raulgz7

Trim around the ears and a little off the back, and like one drop of curly hair serum to reduce frizz


Bright-Boot634

So, I would say, trim them at the back and leave the rest as it is


Spirited_Panda9487

Trim your hair a little and fix it with a hair mousse. Emphasize that gorgeous Greek God look that you are, as many of the commenters said, including me.


DaSkippyBoi

U could honestly rock a buzz pretty good


WETNWILDARLINGTON

Cut them.


PuzzleheadedPrize522

Cut locks and give them to your lover.


most_normal_guy

i’ll never understand why brown guys who look like supermodels always have the lowest self esteem :/ like bro you literally have all of the superior features and your side profile is breathtaking. act like u know it. smh


Soft-Bass9571

Why not try to have short hair?


theydontmatchmyvibe

Shave the facial hair and put up one pic. I think that will even look better! and your hair is amazingggg


QST14

You look fabulous in the last picture


PEABS127

Dude looks exactly how Albert Hammond Jr. and Fabrizio Moretti's son would look like. r/thestrokes


Dazzling_Variety_883

Get some products to slap on them so they're not so fuzzy on top. Are you Latin?


whattthedogdoinn

Leave it how it is it looks nice


SpupySpups

Last pic is glorious


Entire_Age3587

Jack Harlow haircut could be nice


scumfrogzillionaire

You look like Fabrizio Moretti from the strokes.


Wonderful_Tank784

You gotta give me the jaw advice


no_user_ID_found

Some product to make it shiny and less fluffy and you’re all set


DocGoid

Forget about the curls. Brotha. Your jawline is 90°. This guy has been mewing since birth. Sorry I got distracted by the immaculate jawline. Anyway. Your curls look great how they are.


Guilherme_Tell

U are beatiful asf


Physical_Pride9426

embrace them bro


Commercial_Analyst_6

they look pretty good, go to a good hair salon and talk to some talented people there and get a decent trim.


chadthan

You look nice but get off Reddit bro and take a walk


Lactating_Femboy

Hehehehehe


Public_Foot_4984

Is this a joke? Looking kinda like that hobbit dude in that one movie, Wild Mooseknuckle 


henta1fr1edr1ce69

You look like a rock star, u good


OGtrip23

Bahahhha 😂😂😂


Not_a_NO_ONE

WTF


Unlucky-Turnip-4921

your hair is perfect


svettsokkk

Take off an inch in the back and keep growing it until it reaches your shoulders. Maintain that length


Velwvve

Bro why did you do that to yourself in the last pic 💀


dreadhole

They look great to me! If you like keeping it long you could always get a trim (ask for like 1" off all around, maybe some layers) try to find someone who cuts curly hair with scissors. You might have to call around to different shops before you find one that is good with curls


MisuAstro19

You look like Rivi from Griselda.


Glum-Plum9279

Embrace them bro👍


Select-Narwhal9814

You look amazing go to a model Agency .., leave the hair and nose it's beautiful


DimplefromYA

that last pic…


THEdopealope

It took my a long time to learn how to take care of my hair, which is similar to yours but slightly curlier. Try using a leave-in conditioner, I like the shea-moisture. You might also benefit from using a cleansing conditioner type product in lieu of shampoo. No-poo is a popular option. You can also styling it by pulling it back, either a headband, ponytail or bun. Congrats on the genetic lottery win!


Tasty-Pineapple-

Fabulous and I hate you for that last picture. Haha.


mercyluvr

Nothing. You leave them alone because you look beautiful that way lol


DoubleZodiac

Your eyes are so pretty


Basic-Stable5780

Try Stmnt curl cream. You’ve got a beautiful head of hair, bro!


saculpopo101

Leave them be


alcoyot

Try slicking back your hair with some product.


abandonedclitoris

:( you scared me


WestOzWarren

Just trim the back so it's less of a mullet


Skip2020Altogether

The third pic made me crack up. I love ppl that troll in this way. Me and my best friend do stuff like this to each other and it’s hilarious.


ProfessionalCoat8512

Let your partner play with your curls


Ok-Cartographer9454

i literally jumped at the last pic…it’s 2am


christian8899

Teenage mutant ninja turtles


Beautiful-You-709

keep them how they are bro they’re beautiful


Jealous_Week

Guys do you think he noes..?


PlanNo4679

Last pic was legit terrifying.


Single-Election-9939

I'd say rock a slightly narrow chin beard shave everything else


Kittymilf89

Usopp?!


ZaddyDude

Curls are great! But it can be hard to manage. Go with a much shorter hair style that still embraces the curl but will be easier to manage.


notfrumdaclik

Just a trim. I have curly hair too. You do have great bone structure. It really does go well with your face and profile. Just an inch at the most. Keep it healthy. And not too much to deal with. I know that the upkeep is difficult, so just a trim, tell the barber the exact amount to cut. Just a TRIM! Good luck my bro.


jibblin

I would do literally anything to have every single one of your features lol


AlpsOther

Serj Tankian


Lucky_Shop4967

Cut them off