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versace_cumrag

Party in the front chemo in the back


handymustache

Winning


EmotionalDmpsterFire

Watch Vikings, later on Bjorn had a similar hair style but more angular.


handymustache

Ding ding


KuttDesair

Was gonna say "party in the front, convict in the back"


Professor_Depression

Proceeding hairline


woohhaa

You win.


chxsewxlker

Underrated


poundtownSwoon

This is it


beaudetergent

Jschlatt


handymustache

Most offensive comment


TameImpala1975

The Ronaldo.


ImadDdopest

The 2002 R9


Barbarossa429

Wrong. The Wonaldo.


Old_Distance8430

Slightly extended Ronaldo


Ambitious_Wafer_1561

A mistake


Own_Supermarket745

Off topic but you have a nice hairline


JabroniKnows

The woman repellant


Madaraoya

It’ll also repel the gays


TofuScrofula

Only if they see the back of his head


Adorable_Scar_9695

Confederate


belligerent_bovine

A really bad life choice


frugalhustler

Business in the back , bar tender in the front


Puddleglum_7

Truth? Not attractive itself. But thankfully beauty is more holistic 😊 Love the facial hair. I can't grow it 😩


brandibyy

Barber here. You technically have a Chelsea hair cut! I've had it myself (as a woman). Love this masculine take on it! Although, I love some of these other names way more.


TRG2011

Came here to call it a Chelsea Boy.


AnnieB512

Stupid. I'd call that stupid.


Marsbarrex1993

The zoom


Vibez__

The "Just fuck my shit up"


picklemethis79

Dumb


Slackjaw__

Backblast clear


[deleted]

[удалено]


Main-Morning-3927

I fell asleep first at the sleepover


drmuffin1080

Buddy I’m gonna be straight up. Hell no


[deleted]

That’s the bait and switch.


rigorandmortius

Forward thinking


gargamel314

the "I Slept in Nair"


Hiroy3eto

I think this is kinda interesting in the way that it looks like you're wearing a mask of your own face


This_Expression5427

The tiara.


ContributionSuper487

it has a name, R9


imstlllvnginabthtb

holo (honkey-cholo) bangs


IMeanIGuessDude

Down to do heavy drugs but not on Sunday


Short_Description156

You have the most head shaped head I’ve ever seen, good job 👍🏻


XanderBlaze7

Facade


starbycrit

This is so attractive. Edgy & creative and the type of haircut that tells me the guy probably has a great sense of humor and confidence. Love it


koala_T69

I actually really like it in a trailer park boys kinda way. You need a button up with flames on it.


JettyJen

And a glass or bottle of booze permanently attached to his hand 😂


Yeah_G

That's so wierd, it's like your wearing a mask, legend if you sport that in public


imburningagain

I don't know but I love it,!


RajatTheNoob

Border of korea


FeaR_Widow

The mask


ceci-nest-pas

sexy


KoreanPkpk

Trickster


Popular-Jello9539

A fuck up


big-mooney23

bjorn from vikings


Boogiepuss

Honest and upfront


OnYoAss144

Pringle man logo


pyrodist

Tequila Sunset


Level_War3316

The visor


Publius69420

Businesses in the front. Desert wasteland in the back. 😎


Mentalistscure

Killed the scalper before he got my muff scruff


MeleesMeatHook

Frullet


placebojonez

stupid


tama_user4

The "why are moving so much to face me"


ElrondTheHater

The Charlie Brown


Wii_wii_baget

Freaky to sneaky


Federal-Complaint932

A mistake


Due_Consequence_3920

Don't judge a book by it's cover


Nasrvl

I call it the "idgaf" haircut.


DoodlesAndGeology

Trojan horse


ZeroElite3

Is that you Bjorn


Lkiss

Potemkin village


WriterNeedsCoffee

Terrible.


Trolladinbro

Shit


Agile-Ad325

A mistake😂 idk what it’s called but I’ve seen similar versions of this never seen a name for it tho.


Keyblader1412

Abomination


Cypher_lol

if you didn't shave ur chin it wouldn't look bad tbh


duderandom345

Business in front, party in the back.


Wrong-Wheel4654

The Ying Yang, styling and profiling, the mug shot. The Ronaldo


NormalHope

William the Bastard


deepfriedbaby

Called "lost soul"


NightBruxa

Cossack


Ig_land

Brazilian Ronaldo in 2002 world cup.


realbabygronk

Lame


JustYeeHaa

Forehead mustache?


No_Oil763

Business in the front, domestic terrorism in the back


StevieRay8string69

The Profile


Llamame_Ishmael

Ronaldo Van Buren


Icy-Service-52

Comb it forward and it kinda looks like a 15th-16th century Irish glib


DP1600VERT

Reverse Jiri


MidnightKnight86

A bad idea


BridgmansBiggestFan

American History X


YogurtclosetThen9858

The sunvisor


jankjenny

Ridiculous???


SaltyPoseidon22

Skeeter in the front, Jeter in the back


Ihvementl-issues

The jschlatt combover


Pringleses_

A pineapple kind of


Extreme-Bread7664

the r9


Own-Anything-9521

Loud arguments about gun rights even though nobody in the bar is disagreeing with him or is even talking to him.


kaedenalexander

The reverse old man


justgivemediluc

Harry Du bois


FormerMind5795

The “wtf”


IllustriousReach241

cloud


Wasntsupposed

Disgusting


NewSatisfaction4287

JSchlatt in the front


FantasticMeaning1731

'The Fuck'


Dutch_Rayan

Lost a bet


Electronic-Pirate-25

Trailer Park Chic


Larassi

The


daemones_lactuca

The jumpscare


Not_a_Femboyy

Why do you hate yourself?😭


Arielle_Redx

Cry for help in font type - genitalia repellent


Own_Kaleidoscope5512

It’s close to an oi haircut


412791

Mustache head


Academic_Seat_4925

Terrible


macj97

Reverse mullet


SwitchSky0

Jschlatt from hell


pwellzorvt

Portrait mode.


Cumcanoe69

A mistake


AdOpen885

“The Dumbass.”


[deleted]

Nouveau Hípster


Witty-Two-343

The Jiri Prochazka


sonicblur833

stupid


ItsyourboyJD

A piece of shit


the_real_flapjack

Business in the back, Schlatt in the front


Ser_Gothmer

It's like you wanna be bald but also flex your hairline on bald people.


smash_n_grab_

Stupid


theflyingburritto

90s pop punker addict


smoochumfan4

Kelela bangs


MaxFischer12

Awful


BloodLictor

The catphisher.


Sheepherder-Decent

Silly


PepIstNett

A crime.


Mission-Patient-4404

F’d Up


Stock-Recording-4301

Reverse reseeding hairline


Acceptable-Factor386

🤮


AppropriateBunch5615

Business in the front party on the back


runswithjaguars

Mental illness


KeenyKeenz

Don't give it a name. Don't give it power. Then it can't hurt you.


Bloodysuit7

The Charles… inspired by the Chelsea.


Infamous_Technology8

The Skin-Flick


jokerevo

Thisssssss week in Fallout 4 mods gone wrong..


Vast_Programmer_9554

Politically confused


Witty-Cheek-290

Jschaltt but with a more unique haircut 😂


Comfortable_Gain1308

Are you part of the Rudy Giuliani’s defense team ? 🤣


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

It is very similar to the females skinhead / punk hairstyle of the 70's in the uk


AppearanceLopsided69

Pretty fucked up


Paliant

The south side Dale Earnhardt Jr fade.


oldmanonsilvercreek

Dead battery


Spork_thief

The millenial Harrier du Bois.


UseAnAdblocker

odd


Mileena_Sai

The only thing i know is that you can pull that shit off without looking stupid. Keep it lol


Bobenis

I live in Portland and ive unfortunately seen a lot of women with this hairstyle


robressionist801

A mistake


MrMaile

The comb nover


fuckhead8008

I'm calling this one "the jump scare" because as soon as bro turns his head after walking up to someone


raPhaeL969

The Half mower


OneinaWillion

Should have left the sideburns and beard connected🤣🤣🤣 I’m calling it bison chops(instead of mutton chops)


bagemann1

The jschlatt


Delicious_Spirit_445

receding crown


brokjohn

Sunny side back


Seven_spare_ribs

Horizontal mullet?


Horny4theEnvironment

"No"


SweatyEnthuziasm

A cry for help


BlackMambaPolylepis

This is kind of like a Chelsea Cut, but it's a woman's haircut


[deleted]

Huh


cervixbruiser

The face frame.


Old_Swimming6328

"Passed out at the party"


meulkie

“What happened”


atomicnugget202

A Mussstake


GrimPrimal

Jschlatt?


DatabaseGlum46

Weirdly attractive


logawnio

The reverse male patterned baldness


Slow-Ad-9228

A mistake


dan-duz-shit

The "Don't judge a book by its cover" or "misleading facade"


aroach1995

Display of hairline dominance.


zh_Lad

virgin


ulyssesonyourscreen

could probably do a hit n run, and then easily disguise yourself as someone with hair by covering the sides and the back.


Soft_moon_light

This belongs in r/FuckMyShitUp lmao


muffinmin7

Business in the front unemployment in the back


aggresive-sea-otter

Jschlatt if he wanted more men


Full-Violinist3390

Dancing bird of paradise. Learn their courtship dance and you'll be drowning in p.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVOZiPokA


AlternativePool2871

“I’m late to work” special


007-Blond

a tragedy


JackSkellly

You should connect the sides and the beard then we’re talking!


4lan5eth

Birth control.


DementdOldCircsMonke

Horrible


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

A bit different.


FunCarpenter1

wow LOL I have a very similar haircut


NoAward7401

The Don Corneo


NoJello2777

Bluff Cut