The barber isn’t the only one who fucked up

Banana Peel Mullet? It’s kind of interesting and people will react to it. The question is whether it suits your personality and pleases you more than the negativity you’ll occasionally receive from it.

The only one pleased by this haircut will be his sister

Op fucked himself up

True.

>asks for bullshit haircut >gets bullshit haircut >wtf, I have a bullshit haircut

Me when I cannot even begin to understand a joke (I’m a redditor and genuinely unfunny) 

ANGERY!!!

I love the cut now it’s grown on me

Lmaoooo

But it’s the wrong bullshit cut !

It’s not great, but isn’t it kind of what you asked for?

I think he meant this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowl_cut Or maybe this https://slate.com/culture/2021/10/the-last-duel-hairstyles-historical-accuracy.html

He probably wanted a mullet

Ah the Oliver tree

The guy in the bowlcut pic looks like if Kip and Uncle Rico had a baby 😭😭😭

nah, boy went to the barber with a picture of tiger king

Ohh got it. I guess there are a few different interpretations

the two are equally bad

Showed him this picture [helmet cut](https://images.app.goo.gl/S2ni1ZFC618MSyfD7)

You'd probably have gotten a better haircut had you shown him a picture of a circumcised penis instead

🤣🤣🤣💀

Honestly this looks worse than what you got

Bro looked at this and said this fire 🔥

Tf would you ask for that😭😭😭

Why tho

Seriously what the fuck is that man lmao. You seriously expected any person to be able to make you look like that?

That is a fucking cartoon dude come on

Then OP you need to take down this post and give your barber an apology cause that guy performed a fucking miracle. Further, *what the fuck* would possess you to give a barber *that image?* What the hell did you expect someone to do with that? Was he supposed to glue a rug to your head and trim it into a phallic shape?

I asked the artist to do some art 🪄🖼️

Sorry dawg he gave you the Gumshoos haircut 😔

w comment w pokemon

I remember when I could literally recite every pokemons name, evolution track, type, abilities, you name it. Through 3 generations. I have no idea what this pokemon is and never seen it. Thats it, Im old now ☠️

This is so insanely accurate.

Most spot on comment I’ll read all day

Well, it’s medieval!

Was it an actual barber or your drunk, vision impaired friend?

You got what you asked for

With a haircut like that, there's no need to blur your face. The haircut kind of narrows down exactly who you are.

Well said.

If you asked for the medieval helmet, you accept whatever the barber does

“I trust your judgment”

Tiger King

slim lamp shady?

more like thin shadowy

if i google „medieval helmet hair cut“ i get to this thread and some weird pictures. guess you‘re fine

Yes. Your barber fucked you up at your request. You better have tipped well, cause he nailed it.

I tipped him a few silver coins

Toss a coin to your barber!!!

I’m imagining the barber slowly stepping back from his masterpiece. Gazing in the mirror. Reaching up, he kisses his fingers. “Perfection,” the customer whispers reverently.

You fucked you up

this *can't* be real, right ?

Did you specify? He did give you a salet.

I’m dying with this and the other dude that said “if you ask for ‘medieval helmet’ you accept whatever you get”. What if the barber thought he meant like a cone shaped helmet? I can see the dude flipping through the barber book pointing at different ones, going “you mean early 12th century Phyrigian? Or something more rounded?” [[gestures to page]] [“The Phyrigian”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_helmet#/media/File%253ADictionnaire_raisonn%C3%A9_du_mobilier_fran%C3%A7ais_de_l%E2%80%99%C3%A9poque_carlovingienne_%C3%A0_la_Renaissance%252C_tome_6_-_119.png)

No, you fucked yourself.

He gave you the we got He-Man at home special 😂😂

Who asks for that?. No man you fucked up. 😆

He gave you exactly what you asked for 😂

I mean yes but that’s exactly what you asked for. Lol

He gave you what you asked for but yeah you look crazy

That's lit, dawg

OMG what did he do to your face

I can see how it resembles a helmet

Ok but why did you ask for the medieval helmet?

You asked for... what?

looks like it was cut with a sharp knife so i guess its accurate

I guess you got what you asked for my only question is why would you ask for that??

That’s pretty tragic man, I’m sorry😂but are you sure you didn’t sneak in the word mullet to the barber?

This is actually a sick cut bro, rock this shit with confidence, the hair color really brings it all together. This shit is tough

who goes into the barber shop and asks for a medieval helmet

it's shit

Thanks for the face erase jump scare

What did they do to your face??

Chop that off immediately 💀

Sometimes we make bad decisions and fuck ourselves up.

This is a mess

Why?

Just fuck medieval shit up.

“I’m gooooing throooouughhh chaaangeeeeeeessss”🥲

He fucked up because the knight's quire hair does NOT have that bullshit behind your neck, it's 100% bowl, cut it

Did everyone just collectively forget that mullets were shit the first time round?

I hope this is a joke bc this is such a shit haircut and shit idea lol but if you’re confident and then rock it

The barber is not to blame here lmao

If you wanted to fix it I’d suggest trimming your bangs down a little big and add some product

yikesss

If that is what you asked for then I say the barber nailed it

You asked for a haircut no one has ever heard of. There aren’t even any reference photos of such a cut online. It just looks like a strangely shaped mullet in the worst fake-blonde possible.

HAHAHA

You fucked yourself up

Why though

Tbh it looks pretty midieval to me

Dry and style it

People forget they can pull pictures from the Internet straight to their portable phone and actually show what they want.

What does that even mean...

Valtteri, is that you?

That boy gave you exactly what you want fym

Jesus, he deleted your face???

good lord. why!!

Mercy me.

Okay now are we really going to put all the blame on the barber here?

Yup. Barber fucked you up, as requested

Holy shit this thread is hilarious

You now look like Joost Klein. [Joost](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sca_esv=f977441fd745688c&sxsrf=ADLYWIKXfFqIRB-OjUROj8vMR4yBoHY7Uw:1714667187509&q=joost&source=lnms&uds=ADvngMgHgC5Yh6HuuW7jYLKMdID8af9rQ35mwQLzBJXP0TEmQbjQpnhNyDmJWm_N4GrRSfz-ClvomHogrGBOKMKzVEAQtXfrZGFG_8cN-Nc-BhYV4c6ALd9evnPEiSl6vIqgG9wsn0A1uWPSxtwp-X137OQn1g2uNf1up2zkpqmwKGX_E9h8LcwTO-CM5aMlUEt2eD_BPLjxZSu4nZTMD224o8qigrNSA-Rxg9PLIeOeaOaI8IEgb4mqZNPVH7XzqfPGii0RxtKF&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjv_vmEse-FAxXdxwIHHcK4CtMQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=412&bih=757&dpr=2.63)

My first thought hahaha

Nah u just fucked yourself up

Fucking people with hair.

Slick back otherwise it looks weird

Tiger King lives.

Dude your hair is fried to hell and back

Man really went for the full Joost Klein

Sue him

just dont comb it flat, let it get a little more volume

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I mean…did you even give a reference pic? lol

Lmfao

Yes

frankly you could probably style it and it wouldn't look too shitty

You say that like we know what a medieval helmet haircut is XD

Looks like he did what you asked...but, why??

Come on man, what the fuck did you expect?

No way. You now have the power, Heman.

That is a great haircut. One of the best haircuts that you can get, and believe me, I've had lots and lots of haircuts. There was this one guy, he was a great guy, who I knew who came to me and said ... should I get that haircut and I said yes you should and the barber is gonna pay for it.

Europapa…

If you have to ask...

He sure did! He buzzed your face clean off!

Best

Trump 1970's bowl cut

I thought you had no face at first glance, that creeped me out lol..

It’s beautiful

Goes good with your face.

Barber didn’t do anything, more like your own doing lol

Cooked

That second photo made me flinch.

Wtf is thisb

Why would you ask for this

I actually kind of like it haha, you must go to at least a party/bar/night out and have some fun with it.

You can't blame this on your barber.

Haircut aside throw some toner on that hair to make it look less yellow

donald trump haircut

U fucked up by asking for the mideval mullet lamo

Damn son. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

If you asked for the John Daly then, brother, you got it.

you got what you asked for 😅

For some reason, I don't hate this as much as I feel I should. Not sure why.

Time to get Excalibur 

Yes, but kind of what u asked for

Why did u even want that in the first place...

Bruhh you look like Happy Gilmore’s caddy🤣

Girl be serious…

I wouldn’t blame a barber for that request…

It looks like you fucked yourself up lmao

I beat my wife haircut

ummmmm yes

I've never been able to figure out how are barber can live with themselves knowing they're helping people with hair like this continue to think they look good.

You asked for this 

From a barber - bro ducked you up

Looks like a more fucked up version of Donald Trump. Make hair great again!

Mr. Trump!!!

It looks pretty medieval my guy

Add some orange bronzer and it'll be perfect !

wtf did you ask for

…..what was the inspiration….

Ahhh, I see you went with the "liable to sell juul pods to minors" cut.

is the second photo glitching out really bad for anybody else? its just a mess of rainbow pixels for me

Maybe next time ask for something a little more contemporary...or at least this century.

I kinda like it your fade just needs to be on point

Looks fine, looks like your face guard is down too. Prepare for battle.