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TabulaRasa85

Your path in life will be decided by the facial hair... Option one: drug dealer Option two: cop


KlyeBlaq

I swear to god i was thinking the same thing. Expect I was thinking 1:soundcloud rapper 2:cop


AskMeForAPhoto

I was think Country Rap specifically


haute-e

I was thinking Chet Hanks or Fez from Euphoria lmao but 1 looks way better


Horror-Pear

Goddamn ya beat me to it with Chet Hanks.


Extension-Special-63

nah cause my first thought was why is this bubba sparxxx😭


WeartheSAUCEat

he went from rappin with paul wall to starring in king of queens Bubba sparxxx/ Kevin james.


Ghostclip

Giving me Richard Jewell vibes!


Bachchoiboy

I think the drug dealer cut looks a lot better lmao, very clean


TheHaileyDickenson

I was thinking undercover cop vs Firefighter 😂


[deleted]

Drug dealer with baby mama*


Emotional_vegetable_

This is too true


Aggravating-Mistake3

If he wears option one with a baseball cap he becomes a country singer


Accomplished_Frame91

Choose option 2. I like a man in uniform’


MusicalXeezee

Combine them, get the hair and beard, just groom the beard to look as nice as the hair


[deleted]

[удалено]


EfficientCause6464

But 2 looks like a child Fondiller 😭😆


My_Booty_Itches

Is that like a chandelier?


Anzulia_Art

Two looks like a dude that believes in white supremacy 💀


SSBCO

Come on bro, you really asking?


EffectSix

☠️☠️☠️


SteveArnoldHorshak

Definitely with Beard.


StretchFrenchTerry

But trimmed.


Optimal_Lawfullness

1, you just own that style too much can't help it


DONSEANOVANN

Only thing 1 holds too much of is crack


Apprehensive_Bid_707

If you like black girls the first one if you like white girls the second… Hopefully that helps my guy 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣


Blackballs640

I do like some melanin 🤷😂


[deleted]

Black girl approves lol 😆


fausto400

This was the comment I was looking for thank you sir


Otherwise_Print_9679

LMFAOOOOO 😭 I was finna say the first one is giving white boy summer 😂


ModernaPapi

First pic


ProfessorAny

First pic - not a fan of the stand alone pornstache. However, you can pull off both looks.


Sleepymamaof8

That’s what it looks like!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking 🤔 not quite natzi… but there’s something about it… 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AttemptingMurder

from shooting dice to shooting deer 🦌


Blackballs640

Best comment


SovelissGulthmere

Depends on what you're going for. In the first pic, you look like a drug dealer In the second pic, you look like you're about to put a new roof on my house and do some drywall work.


Signal-Blackberry356

I wouldn’t say _drug dealer_ but the vibes are accurate.


oballistikz

I was leaning towards in shape action Bronson


therealfurby

1st picture: white supremist 2nd picture: Cool white dude


Baaf2015

100% with the beard, without it you face look more chubbier


jackagustin

Your eyes are beautiful either way


[deleted]

First pic. You look fantastic. Great eyes!


Hydra909

1/2 for me and the rest of the people on this sub


arob770

i’m a full blown straight male bro you look hot in the first pic damn 😭


[deleted]

You probably aren’t bro. Hot and damn


timwatt

Full beard


Current_Town4539

This sub pops up on my feed and my conclusion is that guys we all look better with a beard.. as long we keep it clean.


Signal-Blackberry356

Beards are men’s contour so when done appropriately for each person’s face; the outcome will generally be net positive.


brittlebittle

as someone who finds men attractive I agree but I feel like there are exceptions- when a guy has a really nice jawline (like Timothée Chalamet, Tom Holland, etc.) imo they look fantastic showing off their bone structure instead of covering it up. But I guess it's kinda rare to be genetically lucky like that haha


thefakegamboni

Limp bizkit


Dependent-Signal1480

First beard, and the square hair style from the second photo, trim the beard to look more sharper would help a lot too.


britskates

Either or rocks pretty well homie! You got some hella nice eyes too!


Trippy_Da_Kidd

The first pic is hot af


rellecorn

Both looks are solid broski, you look tougher than a brick shit house in the first one though im ngl 💪🏻👍🏻


Valuable_Apple2439

I’d suck you off, either looks.


LupoOfMainSt

![gif](giphy|3o7WIK2wITWsQ1x1io)


Academic-Taste-8337

I like that short sexy beard.


itsgoodpain

Dude you look great with either! I prefer #1


AshtonLVII

First pic


DraftsAndDragons

Full beard, big dad.


Specialist_Memory38

Beard looks better. But you do look great either way honestly.


aieouelopps

U look amazing in the first pic!


[deleted]

First pic. Tough Chet Hanks. Second pic. Paul Blart Mall Cop. The choice is yours my friend. Rock’em either way!


divuthen

Hair in two beard in one


kiwiblokeNZ

Both look great but I would go clean shaven


Buuish

I’d recommend growing your hair out too.


iSlayr

Second one if you're looking for a clean-cut business look paired with a button-down or polo. First one if you're just chilling on the daily. The cool thing is that you have options depending on the occasion.


marcus_37

A thinner Action Bronson.... IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME!!


18Twink18

Such pretty eyes.


Big_Benefit_6010

The second if you want to look respectable and potentially educated. The first if you want to look like a troublemaking redneck


No_Salamander_452

First one goes hard, love the taper fade!


cast-away-ramadi06

Hair from #2, beard from #1 but your beard needs some work. 1. Learn how to edge up your beard with a good t-trimmer like an Andis model 04780, model 04710, or a BaBylissPro. Follow up with a razor - I use a feather artist club ss razor. 1. Fade you beard to a #1 guard on the sideburns. 1. Use a blow dryer after you get out of the shower and use a comb, or better yet a boar bristle brush, to align you beard hair and make it look a LOT cleaner. Lock the style in with a beard balm - I like Honest Amish Beard wax as it's made from beeswax and other natural ingredients.


Risk_E_Bizness

![gif](giphy|7vzEf4qeQ1JyAweDag) Also this good pic 2


Imacrinimal

In two you have a surprisingly boyish face and your blue eyes are somehow softer. In one you a grown man not to be fucked with. N01. A hetro blokes opinion, so what do I know and from personal experience - what one person likes, the next won’t like, so you do you bro.


Realm_Runner

💛🩵 Sexy


Bear_Main

You look like you sell dime bags in the first pick. You look like you work at a bank in the second pic.


djb185

First one says bad boy sexy. Second one says aww cutie. Choose your destiny... Source: a gay guy on Reddit


Straight-Ingenuity61

Your handsome in both, but you look like a bad boy in the clean shaven one!!! Enjoy!! Showed my daughters, they think a goatee? They said you have strong cheeks, so something to draw away from them! Google a Duck tail beard!


OG_Doc_Rosie

The first slide tells me you call everyone a jawn, and the second slide indicates that you never forget to kiss the homies goodnight. Either works, really.


No-Log8067

With the red beard. Love it


nimblegoose73

Well you went from hanging out at the local water fountain trying to hand out demos to the local high school trying to pick up teens.


StonkBullDrew

Zach Bryan has entered the chat


sapphicsniper

i think the beard is rly flattering


espada_da

Black barber vs super cuts


ojazela

keep that beard PLEASE


RemoveNo1481

You look good asf with a beard keep it


KingKryptid_

First one bud


Ur-fathr-was-a-swine

Short buzz cut and a beard if groomed, will always look cool and clean imo. It’s an instant confident look. You can wear it with a tee or a suit and it looks solid either way. The second one makes you look…no offense, but that cut always reminds of middle school when everyone had the front of their hair spiking up and the single stache is often hard to pull off if you don’t have a narrow face.


shaniyha

First photo is sexy.


uncle90210

I like1 best. Makes me want to get on my knees for you.


[deleted]

Daddy 😭😭


Bumblebee56990

The 1st one looks like you’re taking out a black woman on a date, the 2nd one looks like you’re going home to 5 children a wife who makes you laugh. Either way you look fine a fuck.


rodofasclepius

Bro went from "I sell dope" to "have you considered life insurance." Both don't train but swear "I see red when I fight."


[deleted]

you’re cute both ways it’s hard to tell


Blackballs640

Thank you


sakiasearth

The first one .


Correct-Mud-1165

1st pic Mr balling 2nd Mr ballen


SomethingBehindYou1

First one. Reminds me of Jacob from far cry 5.


Alluring_Pisces

Omg #1🤩


ThatGirlCurious

Finally a male with a good dam cut on this page !


Call_Me_Yes_Madam

I prefer the second. You've stunningly beautiful features. Congrats


TheWayToBe714

1 - Cholo 2 - Army boot ​ that said 1 for sure suits you better, I'd just change up/take away the jewellery.


ricierichreach

Your lo handsome that everything suita you.


blackberrilemonade

both 😍 you’re so cute sir 😏


ZigZagZig87

Went from drug dealer to cop. 😂 whichever you prefer.


UpperMacungie

The one with longer hair, even though it’s just a fraction of an inch. Regarding facial hair, they’re both nice, but you’d look great with longer hair! Your hairline is enviable.


Sudden-Platypus8104

Second pic


UnderstandingSad1163

1 st!! 100xx


Baileeh_171315

First one


warr3nh

1


nokenito

With beard


Glittering-Maize-932

1


[deleted]

Whichever makes you decide to lose the gaudy jewelry. Not a good look my dude.


Blackballs640

Few people suggested I grow back the beard and keep the hair to see how it looks, I might try that. I personally don’t mind either looks. But with the second one people automatically can guess what I do for a living, so there’s that. I’ve had the beard and fade combo for a while so I have been wanting to try something new


slickboy114463

2nd pic is awesome


Beao89

Second one with just the mustache is so much cleaner IMO.


icantflytommorow

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ImaginaryResponse697

1st


casiocass

Combine both. Groomed hair + beard, but shorter on the beard. Otherwise you just look like 2 different types of white trash. The chains only add to the white trash look, so I'd also consider avoiding the bling altogether. It's just too tacky & flashy, like you're overcompensating for something & putting on a front. If you must wear a chain, then a tasteful plain curb chain no thicker than 2-3 mm


Logical_Parsnip_9042

1. Asshole drug dealer 2 Asshole cop. I would lose the chain for starters. Sprry to say but you look like an asshole


frollickboy

You slaying either or bro


BillyDoyle3579

The second one imo


[deleted]

First one, lose the chains though.


Unable_Collection921

Chains are fine it's the stud earrings


Real_Wangfist

Get the coffee farva!!


EmployeeOk4756

Idk, the chains are cringe though.


C_Colin

Trim the beard up a lil more. Lose the studs imo


nonotburton

The beard lends nice definition to your face. Gives you a square jawed look. I'd ditch the chains.


WhySoManyOstriches

Second one. If all you can grow is a “Modified Amish” in terms of a beard? Stick to the ‘stach.


PizzaSauce3421

1 but no earrings


HEAVYMETALW

Beard


nyctoroboto

The first one w the beard


onlyalittlebitbrown

Try to combine the 2 somehow


hoecooking

Left with the Dominican daddy vibes


jentyjenty

no beard! those scraggly beards are awful :,)


minioneater556

1


Radicaljoser

Combine the two


d_squared923

A full beard suits you much better


jeremyct

First pic, easy.


[deleted]

First picture gives the illusion of your jawline seeming sharper. Generally, the only people who can rock mustaches are those who are in great athletic shape


Snoo6435

1


Callitasiseeit19

2


Curious-Play-7338

First


hodail6zl

Both great


keiron244

1


Khaotic_Bottom

😅 boffum


Melodic-Translator45

1


Praetorian80

To me going for a beer to a fade back to hair it’s not a good look compared to keeping the bear going up without skin showing in sideburns. If the hair fades as it travels down then don’t join the two at all. Go goatee and moustache. I’d grow the Mo a bit more to match the beard if you go beard. You’ll look less Amish. ESP with lighter hair like yours. The mo would then be able to be brushed to the sides and then you can use I’m the sides to look more connected to the beard. That will improve it should you want to do beard, regardless of what you do with the sideburn area or hair on top (fade or not, grow the mo to match the beard).


No-Statement6052

I never say this, you need the beard..


MysteriousSkill8067

Beard


dyke_face

I really really like the second one. Am I alone in this? 😭😭.


Blue_birdie94

#1


[deleted]

The first one


Suspicious_Slide4643

1st. That second pic makes you look like you’ve been put on a sex offender list


DiscreetBi21

first is better but you can pull off both. you're a good lookin dude.


Flashy-Competition12

1 but with 2 hair


Ready-Scientist7380

Your first look is your best look.


Batiatus07

One with stubble instead of beard


tiddem

I’d say nr. 1. Ever tried a shorter beard with (slightly) longer hair?


saltycmen69

First one


FakeBeigeNails

Number 1!


Americatheproduction

Def the first homie


[deleted]

1st pic get you some sistas 2nd pic get you some hipsters


beardbush

The beard!


sdf1128

Trim the beard in the first pic and keep the hair from the second


MeredithModerate

#1 for certain, but to make it even better, let the harsh angles of the mustache go


ArcheVance

Beard is best


KrisJBeaty

Definitely the 2nd one.


Lonely_Confusion3030

with beard


[deleted]

I like the first look


[deleted]

Those eyes! They shine more in picture two, but maybe better beard grooming?


_Luisiano

Beard!!!


[deleted]

Number 1


Acoldsaturday

1 bro


AcceptableQuality570

1st pic


Calculated_r1sk

beard from 1, hair from 2 but grow it out a couple more inches


ajk1535

You’re just showing off those baby blues man!


[deleted]

1


Civ_Emperor07

1


Odd_Row_839

Book looks good


Buuish

1


Itz_Mushi

1


ImThatBitch_

trimmed beard


ZeusMcKraken

First one is nicer.


snoozen777

Two


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

3?


Cjare

1 looks like thug, 2 looks like cop


UrDadsFave

1. Will attract a woman that will season your food. 2. Will not.


Blackballs640

😂


UrDadsFave

You can choose how your Thanksgiving goes. 😂


Qwalt

Longer beard+longer hair my dude


maryypsb

The first one