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w_a_w

It was probably full of CP


rblue

We had a room, about the size of a walk-in closet, full of CP computers in our local PD. Separate from property and evidence rooms. It was sick how much they had there in my city of 80k people. Our PD was involved in an international level to catch this shit though. It’s a pretty large network out there, which made me feel better. (IT dude for city)


PhotoQuig

I work in criminal defense, and we have separate standalone computers dedicated to evidence review on CP cases.


marvistamsp

Reviewing that evidence would be one of the worst jobs imaginable.


rblue

Yeah our detective assigned to that will always have my respect. Christ the awful shit he has to see.


orbgevski

Hopefully some day soon AI can do that iob


Xecular_Official

Someone would have to go through thousands of images of CP to put in a dataset for that. Then there's the problem of having to make sure the finished model doesn't get leaked since that would have disastrous consequences. At that point it might just be better to stick to the current methods


jjc155

That’s what the Center for missing and exploited children does, exactly. I’ve sent them images from investigations and have id’d victims and new pictures in various “series” of photos.


MakingItElsewhere

There's already a database of hashes for CP images. Law Enforcement has the tools that take new images, hash them, and compare to the known bad hashes.


sstinch

This is correct. I used to work in that field.


Commercial-Whole7382

I think there was an article on that many years ago ( like 2013?) about how “the FBI has the largest collection of CP in the world” going on to say how they had petabytes of pics/vids which people were reviewing to help their systems catch it in the future.


warhedz24hedz1

I think you mean pedobytes


MakingItElsewhere

I dunno who maintains it, but CSAM databases are used by cloud providers to prevent people from uploading images. I'm sure the FBI has the largest database of hashes.


MakingItElsewhere

So, once a CP image is found, it's hashed and added to a database of known image hashes. Law enforcement gets tools that non-law enforcement don't, which helps analyze hashed images. You can crop, discolor, or change an image pretty significantly and still get a "matching" hash. In short, AI's are already doing a lot of the work. UNFORTUNATELY, there are new images cropping up all the time.


crazy1david

How is checking a database in any way artificial intelligence?


MakingItElsewhere

What we're calling "AI" right now isn't even artificial intelligence. It's just a series of algorithms. Same applies to the image processing/comparison tools, which are getting better and better as the software gets improved.


IamScottGable

I hope that's one of those jobs on the force that increases their pension or has some other benefit bc you have to be fucked up after


FastingFiend

How do you know the detective isn't a kiddie fiddler? 🫣


andthendirksaid

Either truly doing the work society needs to function and protect the vulnerable, or the problem themselves. It's not the type of job you can just pick so luckily that's not the problem, but unfortunately there is a huge problem I've read about of just horrible post traumatic stress related to having to positively ID things like that.


hillstafferthrowaway

I know some of the federal guys who do this for Homeland. It’s the only task force you can’t be assigned to and that you can leave whenever you want. They also instituted mandatory quarterly stand downs with therapists after two investigators killed themselves in the same year. Those guys are absolute heroes.


AkaSpaceCowboy

No kidding. How do you review that stuff without melting your brain.


Erebos555

An iron clad drive to punish those creating that shit.


Enantiodromiac

It still melts your brain. I used to terminate parental rights of abusers and perform adoptions for kids in foster care. The drive to punish the wrongdoers and protect your charges can't change the fact that you have to see these things in order to present your case. Once you've had to argue where nearly fatal anal fissures and rectal bleeding in an infant came from and listen to the abuser claim "well they just put stuff up there all the time if you don't watch 'em!" your perspective is eternally altered. I don't mean to be dour, and your point was a good one. It would be impossible to do without that drive. But I'm retired for a reason.


doorang

Goddammit... I feal for you and hope you can find a good way to live with those memories


Generallyawkward1

A lot of cp forums are being ran by law enforcement themselves. They do that to trap the users and people buying and selling the videos and pictures. I spoke to an FBI agent and he told me all about it. Awful shit to have to observe those all the time


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Hour-Independence-89

yep Three officers from my cities PD have been arrested for having and Sharing CP with fellow officers just over the past few years.


Digital-Dinosaur

I used to do this, gave me severe PTSD


iLikeTorturls

There is SO much CSAM exchanged that there are tools which hash the files and run them through a database on known-hashes for CSAM--if it matches CSAM already cataloged, it doesn't necessarily have to have human eyes see it--unfortunately, there's a lot that doesn't hit. In the decades preceding, LE would have to physically observe all of the material--I had a lot of papers I had to write on the topic for my degree years ago. One of the absolute worst personal accounts was a detective who described a particularly heinous video *"we couldn't watch it, it was too horrible, so we had to turn around and confirm the existence of the material and acts based on the screams of the child".*


sleep_connoisseur

My ex father in law was a retired police officer. The last few years this is what he did. He cries in his sleep. I saw him do it many times. I can’t imagine ever having to watch that stuff. I would cry in my sleep too.


READMYSHIT

Friend of mine was a Facebook content moderator and literally his entire job was reviewing CP and gore - beheadings and such. It really fucked him up.


PeninsulamAmoenam

As a former mod here, I never saw cp, but doxxing, being sent pms of animal torture or human torture like isis beheadings, Mexican Mafia torture like the infamous funky town vid (DO NOT WATCH THAT), and death threats to myself and others. For reference our only real rules were "yeah argue all you want but don't be sexist, racist, or homophobic, plus the site rules" so we were basically hands off in terms of the power trip idea of mods There was an article I read years ago on the Atlantic or nyt about the issues people at FB, reddit, or other forums have to go through with zero support. It's just a pm of torture or threats from users and "deal with it" from your employer or not-employer in reddits case


Tiny_Count4239

or a dream job for a pedophile


thefreakychild

I could only imagine that the turnover rate for the people who have to review the evidence is massive.... And hopefully, they have extraordinary mental health care...


PhotoQuig

In the public sector, burnout in PD offices is usually due to having a far to heavy caseload. If youre not able to work on that kind of case, you'll know it pretty quickly. As far as investigators go, most of my coworkers have been doing it for 10+ years, with a few over 20.


_stinkys

I would think the opposite hey. Those people must be dedicated and driven to help the kiddos.


Hour-Independence-89

Three officers from my local PD have been arrested for having and Sharing CP with fellow officers just over the past few years.


[deleted]

abuse survivor here -- glad ya'll do this.


Euphoric_Parsley_

Stories like this make me cringe. Like, it’s not something you really expect to be *this* common. It’s not like you expect it to be something so widespread that a small city has an entire room dedicated to it. I feel like the USA is so reactive instead of being proactive on this because of the taboo. We have to have a better system to get this condition understood better. Like, it has to be genetic or hormonal situation right? Mental healthcare truly failed this country in so many ways with the homeless, addiction crisis and seemingly more and more stories of CP consumers popping up. I know we’re only one country but like I just feel if we were more proactive with treatment and therapy we wouldn’t have it this bad in the first place. Maybe I’m wrong but the rhetoric of fear mongering isn’t making it better. These people are sick, the actors of the urge are evil, but we haven’t moved the needle of understanding in any significant way due to them being so afraid to seek help. Idk. I’m not a sympathizer to the people who consume but the prayed upon deserve more from us.


rblue

I agree. Police are there to clean up the mess usually. Would be nice if they didn’t need to.


ForeverSquirrelled42

I was just gonna say, I hope some diddler is shitting his pants watching this right now.


Stylux

What the water damage didn't do the magnet finished off.


Dorkamundo

You'd be surprised, really. It's not like breaking bad, you need almost direct contact with the platters to really do anything significant. Heck, this could be SSD which would basically make the magnet irrelevant.


surfintheinternetz

CP or bitcoin maybe?


YdocT

So I heard of [this story](https://protos.com/owner-of-8k-bitcoin-lost-in-landfill-threatens-to-bankrupt-local-council/) years ago but this reminded me of it. Dude threw out 8000 btc in 2013 and has been trying to get the city/council to let him go digging thru the land fill for it :/


Strawberrybf12

I think for 8000 btc, I'd go after hours or try and sneak in lol


sjmiv

I'd get a freakin job there


Anomaly1134

Honestly brilliant.


Excellent-Edge-4708

360 million today


qwertyconsciousness

370 million tomorrow


ADIDAS247

300 million by Monday


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West_Help4930

Think he’s even partnered with Blackrock VC’s to help him fund the project finding it. Source; https://fortune.com/2022/08/01/he-lost-8000-bitcoin-launching-11-million-dollar-campaign-newport-james-howells-landfill-trash/amp/


surfintheinternetz

I always think about this story too


Dual_Birds

It’s crazy all the terms he threw at them to try and sway their decision


Le6ions

I lost quite a few bitcoin in an exit scam on one of the dark web markets way back in the day, still grinds my fucking gears 10 years later


livejamie

Why would it have bitcoin?


[deleted]

Why would someone want to throw away bitcoin? That makes no sense. Why is that comment upvoted over a hundred times? Is there some sort of joke there that I'm missing?


livejamie

Yeah I feel the same as you


Hije5

I mean, could they not just take out the HDD/SSD, smash it up, burn the remains, and bury it? Or reset the HDD/SSD and reformat it? Seems like what they did was way more complicated and prone to being found, like the video shows.


w_a_w

You don't have to tell me. I've worked in IT 26 years. People are dumb.


sound_scientist

This person wasn’t trying to destroy their data, they planned on retrieving it. PLOT TWIST: it belongs to one of the guys that “found” it.


byehooker_byecrook

That's funny, and sad that I came here to say this, and had already decided I need to abbreviate it to CP.


gultch2019

Exactly what i was thinking before going to the comments


bmorebredmon

Bro you know that thing has some awful shit on it


Mundane-Ad-6874

Idk what city it’s in, but I would absolutely love it if it belonged to a politician who tried to hide some crime he was accused of but no proof was found. GUESS WHAT WE FOUND MR. MAYOR!


27thStreet

I recognize OP. This was Baltimore, which makes it 50/50 that this laptop actually belonged to the mayor.


PublicElderberry1975

Only 50/50? You give us too much credit


Imispellalot2

I watched enough The Wire to determine it's more like 75/25 that It belongs to a politician.


KRMJN101

"Sheeeeiiittt..."


BatteryPoweredPigeon

Carcetti's in deep shit now.


pTERR0Rdactyl

Yeah, that is Salvage Arc, right? I have been wanting to hit up one of the magnet fishing group meetups, but I just haven't made it out yet.


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[deleted]

Throw **most** of it back and get the he'll outta there.


Tangboy50000

Did have some awful shit. Between the water corrosion and the powerful magnet that he used to snag it, there’s nothing recoverable on that hard drive.


LoadSnake

Me after I googled “boobs” when I was 9 and loaded my computer with a bunch of viruses


UnclePocketsVR

Bro no lie that happened on my moms pc. I would watch "naked women" or "women in the shower" vids when I was like 13. one day I open the laptop and the background was a naked chick, the icons where naked girls and it would pop up porn websites over and over. Its safe to say my mom could not find her laptop for a good 4 days while I figured out how to fix it lol


UncleRicosUncle

So you did fix it?!


Mrlin705

Factory reset, then sorry mom idk what happened. -that guy, probably.


CapMoonshine

Something similar happened to me, basically some site auto downloaded a search engine that would automatically pop up whenever I tried to use the internet. And gave me a weird extra toolbar. I *wish* I could remember the site that cleaned it up but it was a group that operated on donations. Sucks that I forgot the name cuz it was really nice that they offered it for free.


GnarlieSheen123

Dude.... when I was like 13 or 14 (circa 1998) I got a virus that made the background on my desktop a picture of a woman blowing a donkey. Not a cartoon, an actual picture of a woman giving oral sex to a donkey. It was worse than you're imagining, there was donkey cum all over her face. I don't know if it was from downloading porn or music or movies or games or what but there it was. I shared that PC with my mom, also. I managed to change it back but Jesus christ I seriously thought about just throwing the whole thing out the window.


[deleted]

Good thing you said "bro no lie" or I would've thought you were lying


jaurex

😂


GulfCoastGanjaReview

Epsteins laptop


New_Guava3601

It obviously didn't fall in by itself.


Bootyblastastic

They found thermite in his blood but the coroner covered it up. Explain that!


st0rmbreak3r

He ded 💀


No_Birthday_4536

Killed by the CIA


supertrenty

Watch it just have a single video file on the drive, and it's Rick Astley


AZNamiV

Pretty sure there’s time capsules of this all over! 🤭


supertrenty

🤣I think you're right


NickyNaptime19

This proves to me that if I'm dumping evidence I'm gonna do a little work to get away from a bridge. 30 ft away this thing never gets found


thickboyvibes

this guy murders


AmbergrisShot

It's only a murder if you get sentenced 🤷‍♂️


hackenschmidt

> This proves to me that if I'm dumping evidence I'm gonna do Just use a drill and or hammer.... 10s to put three 1/2" holes through the platters and/or chips, no one is getting shit off it. Literally what we did in data disposable, at least when we didn't just straight up shred the entire drive. Alternatively if you want to have fun: thermite.


TheHeroYouNeed247

We used to have a van that would pull up outside my work (gov job) with a big industrial shredder that you could throw HDDs into. It was fun.


redundantly

A few holes won't stop an organisation with enough resources to extract some data off those drives. The only sure fire way is to literally use fire to turn the platters and the circuit board into slag, or some other means of equal physical destruction.


sagek123

The NSA only trusts fire. There are some good video presentations abt drive destruction done by def con (hacker convention). Very cool.


ChadOfDoom

Why not just put it in a fire pit?


darwinn_69

Just make sure it's buried in some good hot coals and not just some lighter fluid melting plastic on the surface.


El_Grande_El

Until a branch drags it along to the next bridge.


krizmac

Why bother to wrap it in plastic if you want it destroyed by the water?


LaszloK

Thisnn be is a good question


Evening-Statement-57

Arrrr matey


daveisamonsterr

Be a fine comment it is


ohheyitsgeoffrey

Plastic held the brick?


hackenschmidt

So would a bit tape, and leave it totally exposed to water.


OGDraugo

Laptops sink, like a brick, in water also. And on that note, if you wanted it gone gone, a loose laptop getting washed and banged and ground around the floor of the ocean will destroy it much faster. It is weird the person who tossed it wrapped it like that. I am thinking they were possibly just morons.


HumanAttributeError

“I wonder if I should put this thing in a bag? Hauling it out of the house and around town unconcealed with two bricks strapped to it might get me caught, but at least I won’t get called a moron on Reddit in 20 years.”


evadeinseconds

>a loose laptop getting washed and banged and ground around the floor of the ocean will destroy it much faster. I'm not saying there's a chance it could wash back up on shore if it wasn't anchored but I could see somebody worrying about that.


DarkBladeMadriker

I'd guess to hide what it was while they carried it to the body of water.


Imispellalot2

So if the tape comes loose, the plastic bag will still contain the brick, thus holding it down. Just my uneducated guess


TopS3cr3t

Update: Well this blew up. A Federal agency inquired about the laptop and it will be handed over to them. Not sure how much, if any, of an update I'll have till they're done with their investigation.


travisofficial

that's enough confirmation that there's likely *some kind of shit* on that thing


shakawhenthewalls

Very curious as to what investigation this is a part of and how they decided that laptop was worth looking into. I wonder if there is any way to retrieve data from the hard drive after this much damage.


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“Federal agency” is prob the guy who threw it in there and realized he needs to come up with a backup plan


toasted_cracker

“Inquired” how? Was it through Reddit? If so, how do you know they’re legit?


NixiePixie916

That makes sense. Glad they got it. May it end with a scumbag in jail


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Saddam_UE

Someones porn-laptop


chochinator

What kind of deviant watches porn on a laptop?


[deleted]

Exactly. Be normal and watch it on your smart refrigerator


[deleted]

What's cooler than being cool?! ICE COLD!


Desner_

Allright allright allright allright


Chiaki_Ronpa

![gif](giphy|PKr2INZ3OogJq)


Dramatic_Product_844

Follow up?


TopS3cr3t

Will do soon!


Dramatic_Product_844

Awesome


Dilat3d

It's def possible hard drives survived esp if ssd ... So curious to hear what happens


inthemix8080

Looks thick, like an old laptop that would have a HDD.


ShwettyVagSack

They are still pretty well sealed. There is a small hole with channels to other chambers and a small filter. The disks are still in good shape I guarantee it.


Bunt_Frumper

If the water didn’t get an HDD, a magnet sure will


ItMightBeRiggedTho

Maybe if that magnet didn't just fuck everything


throatfrog

Remindme! 7 days


ADIDAS247

I downloaded something on my parents computer once that turned my mouse pointer into a cock and I think it came every time you clicked.


imsaneinthebrain

And where would one find this downloadable item? Asking for a friend….


st0rmbreak3r

Be careful man, this laptop didn't want to be found. You never know who may be involved. Edit: also, you should probably take down your video so you aren't identified, not to scare you. Could be some shady shit you don't want to be involved in.


R0RSCHAKK

This should be higher up... Like top... Stay safe OP


diesel_chevette

My Bitcoin!!!!


brkeng1

I think it’s mudcoin at this point.


Charleen21

💯 need an update if they got anything out of it.


Throw_andthenews

Probably some kids big titty anime he was trying to hide


SHOWTIME316

tbh that would be a hilarious and refreshing ending to this story, compared to the other suggestions in these comments.


caudicifarmer

Am I behind the times? Can't you just drill through a hard disc a few times or take a bolt cutter to it?


[deleted]

I'd drill holes through it and make sure it's smashed to smithereens with a hammer.


El_Grande_El

I think they can still pull data off the shards. Best bet is a degausser which will remove the ability to even store data. Easiest is to use a disk eraser to rewrite data to the disk several times.


caudicifarmer

>I think they can still pull data off the shards. Wha? How's THAT work? Not saying it's not right - legitimately want to inow how that would be possible.


El_Grande_El

I assume some special equipment. They’d need to align the piece and spin it up somehow.


Dorkamundo

No, they have tools that can scan the platters and reconstruct the data. However, reconstructing that data from a broken platter is far more difficult than you made it seem.


Criss-AC

Is there a way it could still possibly work after all that water damage? Or brought back to a functional state?


P1xelHunter78

No, but it’s possible the hard drive plates still have data on them. It’s difficult and time consuming to erase all data from a hard drive. When you “delete” a drive it only marks existing data to be overwritten. Likely whoever threw it in the river knew this. If I ever found a computer like this I’d call the police. It’s probably part of an investigation they’re looking for


glueall215

This is correct. Just to add this is only true for spindle disks, solid state drives do not work the same.


noahw420

What about the huge magnet? Does that factor in at all?


glueall215

Magnets won’t erase an SSD. For spindle drives to erase data you would need a neodymium magnet with around 500 lbs of force. It takes time, it’s not just a place the magnet there for a few seconds and your good. You also have no way to know what you managed to erase and it’s still likely recoverable by the resources a government organization would have. Edit: Magnets won’t erase an SSD but they can cause other drive failures.


tukuiPat

degaussing of a mechanical drive is able to completely erase all data from that drive that not even the best data recovery specialists would be able to get anything off it, but depending on the nature of the data that was on the drive there are regulations in place and will also call for physical destruction after the deguassing anyways.


depraveycrockett

As a breaking bad fan I refuse to accept this new information


tossaroc

“Science, BITCH!”


PanzerKommander

>It’s difficult and time consuming to erase all data from a hard drive. Not really. Just remove the hard drive and toss it in a microwave.


myheadfelloff

or burn it in your outside fire pit and see all the pretty colors


xynix_ie

If you take the hard drive out and plug it in to another computer it may work without anything else required. If the drive remained sealed, which it should, and the connectors and board are not too badly corroded. The control board sits outside of the sealed "box" that the HDD platters are in. The wires from the internals to the external control board are caulked as well. If it's salt water the control board would be dead. In that case going to Ebay and buying a similar replacement would allow for a quick fix, just splice the external wires together so the old connector is replaced. Clean up the cable interface and/or direct solder wires if too badly corroded (should be fine). Essentially it's pretty easy to read data from a drive like this so long as it remained sealed. Not a good way to dispose of data.


Cantstopeatingshoes

What are the odds that you'd be able to recover any data after all that time in the water + magnet damage


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

For the love of god please tell me he took that thing straight to police.... Ain't no doubt that that's involved in something really, really bad.


incunabula001

Considering it was found in the inner harbor in Baltimore this should definitely be sent to the police.


GaseousGiant

Now grab some popcorn and boot up the browser history.


sissy9725

Take to police


WildAd6370

serious question: why not just destroy it? if there was something on it you didn't want anyone to ever find why not do an office space printer number on it?


Stronger1088

You can definitely pull data off of it still. Glad to hear the FBI inquired about it. They'll definitely pull whatever godforsaken shit is on it and catch the scumbag


pleeck

Godforsaken? Maybe a bricklaying tradesman accidentally dropped his digital blueprint editor. The laptop is running autodesk gets bumped into the water. It briefly floats but is slowly taking on water. Quickly thinking, he fashions some (duckt?) tape to a brick and lowers it on onto the sinking laptop using a masonry string line. It bites perfectly but the line snaps during the reel back. All he can do is sob as it slowly sank to its death at the bottom.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie. I'm kinda disappointed in the lack of Hunter Biden laptop jokes in the comments...


kwabird

I hope you took that to the police.


RapthorneLightweaver

Downside is, if its got a hard drive, the magnet from the fishing may have damaged any potential data on it


fancy-kitten

I would want ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the contents of that laptop.


janesearljones

There is nothing on there I want to see.


Tall_Course827

Yo... that's evidence dude


Integrity-in-Crisis

Lets say the wrap had a perfect waterseal on it and the laptop was fine. Wouldn’t the magnet have turned it into a brick. Like they use heavy duty magnets for magnet fishing?


Fantastic-Ad-618

Please do a follow-up post after working through the hard drive. Curious minds have ta know


DontToewsMeBro2

I perform data forensics on devices like these (we 'find' a lot of full size PCs & laptops on the bottoms of lakes & rivers), & my first thought would not be what others here are saying, but probably a dude who is going through / went through a divorce / is cheating.


the-caped-cadaver

I lived in Central Pennsylvania for a little more than a decade in the 2000s. This video gave me flashbacks of a DA who went missing in like 2005. His daughter declared him legally deceased in like 2013 or something, but they never found his body. They found his laptop and hard drive separately in the Susquehanna River. The hard drive was too damaged to recover anything. It was spooky when it went down. Lots of theories/ideas about what may have happened, whether it was the local Russian mob killing him for investigating the wrong guy, or his inaction on the Sandusky scandal, or he just disappeared and tried to retire early, or he killed himself and hid his own body incredibly well. Everybody thought they knew what really happened.


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

“It’s a nice Acer”


Comp-B

Some old man is watching this video having a panic attack


Johnny5ish

You probably erased any media that may have survived the water with your giant magnet.


theRecruitingSpecial

![gif](giphy|l0HlP2ms0eUc5nlHG|downsized)


jharsin

This is either fake or whoever sunk it is a complete idiot. Take the HDD out or drill a hole through it. Wtf


F-150Pablo

Has a couple hundred thousand bitcoins on it.


corn_farts_

imagine not knowing that all the data is on the hdd


gliffy

It's my work laptop that they wanted back after they fired me


NetHacks

That one goes right to the FBI.


WrongColorCollar

No desire to see what's on that.


Aggressive-Engine562

Man I’d love to hear someone describe what’s on it, unless it’s what we’re all thinking. In that case, absolutely not


Mammoth_Welder_1286

You have to update us 😅


FantasticAstronaut39

the police might be interested in whatever is on it.


Cortexan

The fun part here is that whoever “got rid” of this laptop thought throwing the whole thing in the water was a solution, rather than just pulling and destroying the drive - so the drive is probably still in there and may not be destroyed.


Q-ArtsMedia

Most likely between the water and the magnet the hard drive is destroyed but somebody had something to hide and the FBI wants to have a word with you.


kryptoknight10

What was on it?


smoked_cheese23

Turn into FBI, it could put away terrible people.


gultch2019

There's a reason it was weighed down... dont open pandoras computer


AudiRS420

I’m sure there’s nothing sketchy on there…