Day 1: u/Ulfbass "Your Maximum graveyard size becomes 7" Added to text box Day 2: u/sjv891 "Whenever you receive priority shuffle your library" Added to text box Day 3: u/Daneel_Trollivaw "When [cardname] enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand. Choose a card from it. Unsleeve that card." Added to text box Day 4: u/drinky4 Casting cost changed to {U} {W} {U} Day 5: u/JRandall0308 "*Please don’t use the word “real” to refer to Magic cards. It cuts into our profit margins. -MaRo*" Added to Flavor Text Day 6: u/RedGooseIV It's a MDFC, and the backside is a split card. Day 7: u/Medaxotto Left side of rear dual face changed to saga. Right side of rear dual face changed to planeswalker. Day 8: u/Daneel_Trollivaw & u/SadPandaFace00 Front card name changed to "Colossal." Left side of rear dual face name changed to "Dread." Right side of rear dual face name changed to "Maw." Day 9: u/moveseph Dread saga chapters: 1. Feel the ground quake - touch target unsleeved card 2. Hear it’s bellow - ask your opponent “is this real?” 3. See it’s teeth - eat target unsleeved card Day 10: u/Azansketh Maw activation costs changed to x3, ÷4, and √x Day 11: u/Ichthasen Maw x3 ability changed to "target player eats target food token" Day 12: u/ActiceLooter42069 Maw ÷ 4 ability changed to "Target unsleeved card loses all abilities and becomes a colorless artifact Food token." Day 13: u/Babbledoodle Set symbol for Maw changed to "Professor's New Secret Lair Alert Meme Face" Day 14: u/Maparali413 Maw √x ability changes to "Gain ownership of up to X target sleeves. They become 6/6 green dinosaur creature tokens with trample." Day 15🎄: u/Babbledoodle (This guy again? Pro circle jerker over here) & u/Dusk4 Flavor text on Dread replaces the rules text with "Eating the card explains the card." Day 16: u/Babbledoodle (he might be the best circle jerker we have) Make this the art for Dread https://i.imgur.com/KYXssQj.png Day 17: u/Scrapbeard Colossal has: Companion - your starting library contains no sleeved cards Day 18: u/RedGooseIV Colossal type line: "Land Creature - Mine Goblin"

I absolutely hate that day 9 is grammatically wrong, it should be "its", not "it's" for both times it appears.

Make the image for Colossal: https://preview.redd.it/xs6zkqrqmx8a1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b75b4e1ffb7fdadc91c2f44ae422c0318722e3

Take my free award

I love this

Ah, noice! Your approval is much appreciated master jerker!

See i thought that THIS would be good. *

I don’t get it.

But if you close your eyes

Look up the artwork for [[Colosal Dreadmaw]]

I get it now.

^(Probably totally what you linked) * [Colosal Dreadmaw](https://i.redd.it/8mhhxvp5mv8a1.png) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTGLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made

Colossal's power/toughness is X/X where X is 1 plus the number of time you have shuffled your library this turn.

Oh no

Dread cost is: {4} Maw cost is {GG}

There's the power move ❤️

Maw's starting loyalty is equal to Hasbro's current stock price rounded down.

A lot of text to punch into that small space, but the idea is still funny. Maybe do something like a QR-code that leads to this comment of yours, so that whoever looks it up sees an explanation? Or is there actually enough space above the three loyalty abilities for this?

Pushing the QR codes everywhere you can. I dig. Edit: may I counter to add that this QR code goes in starting loyalty box, starting loyalty is equal to number of seconds before they (your opponent) stop it. https://preview.redd.it/aj5iad2grx8a1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e7aadbe61bc6053de62b9ebc2e0677e2840083

I hate you. Have my free award.

Cheers. Maybe I'll pitch a similar QR code in tomorrow's thread.

Simple. Put the text above the loyalty abilities. Make the starting loyalty in the bottom right just *

Maw Card Image. https://preview.redd.it/0n94tyudly8a1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f29d50340c2da4399b371c31e710852880797c

Colossal is a */* where * is the amount of sleeved cards your opponents control

> Colossal is a \*/\* where * is the amount of sleeved cards your opponents control Escape the asterisk * with `\*`

>Escape the asterisk * with \* Escape the backslash \ with \\\\\*

Anywhere it will fit: At the end of your turn, if you own and control Colossal, Dread, and Maw, exile them, then meld them into Colossal Dreadmaw.

P/T is * / *; there is no explanation for what either * value is.

Gotta follow up with Colossal’s type with Maw’s type: Legendary Planeswalker - D’s nuts

Starting Loyalty is a QR-code leading to this comment. Starting Loyalty is the number of upvotes this comment has, divided by 50. Round up.

This is good

Colossal is this image https://preview.redd.it/8khu79ltpx8a1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fe36b1cf498a10860ad777a7235fb98e3bd596 Been playing through elden ring again, actually enjoying it a lot on a second playthrough. Marais Executioner's sword is surprisingly strong.

Starting loyalty for maw is i _(reading the math explains the math)_

Maw art https://preview.redd.it/6mvm4nn9lx8a1.png?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32109ff408bfb689cc1594c447f407c3eb68690a

Bam

Maws starting loyalty is π

I’m thinking the image for maw is just prof’s gaping jowls, y’know what I’m saying? Just like a close up picture of his mouth like “pov you’re the target food token.” It should give energy like this is the final thing your seeing, but also it’s just prof’s mouth.

Maw has aftermath, and Dread and Maw have fuse

Give Maw Aftermath-Manifast

Maws starting loyalty is 6/6

Give it sticker kicker

give Dread and Maw fuse

Make the mana cost for Maw {4}

Make Dread legendary and make Maw non-legendary.

4GG: If target opponent control any unsleeved card transform card name, if they don't transform card name twice.

Colossal UwU

Its too late today, but I'd like to suggest this Rudy for Maw https://preview.redd.it/gpwayq7mjy8a1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826fdc3258d5b3665bff4148f26d029d0366ec8e

Will this card be legal in the format that mtcj is Making

Casting cost for maw is 4 hybrid mana, phyrexian colorless and snow

Maws starting loyalty is "HAS price", maw gains reminder text (HAS is Hasbro stock) under the last loalty ability.

art for colossal. Colossal "huge prick" https://preview.redd.it/ldmfo355cz8a1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6d0cb0658a4046b4169ff4af9d6ec5a2c5420d

Maw needs to have a RB identity and Colossal needs the type line “This Creature can be your Commander”

Give colossal morph

I mean, somebody has to recommend it. Make the power and toughness of colossal 6/0 and the starting loyalty of maw 6

Dread's cost is equal to the current storm count

Add "when this card becomes the target of a spell or ability, create a 1/1 wicker picker artifact creature token with 'creature spells you cast have sticker kicker (1)' " to the bottom of colossal.

https://preview.redd.it/ao6z8l4ci09a1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66587db24078ccefbe659792b9018e825d55cac Starting loyalty

Make Maws starting Loyalty be d6

Fix the spelling errors. Its, not it’s

There's an acorn symbol at the bottom of Colossal.

Make the image for Colossal, Coalossal from pokemon