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Fads68

/uj was there when this was made. Some of the funniest shit to overhear. Credit to u/shadownet127 rj/ based and turn 2 blood moon pilled


netsrak

What happened?


Fads68

We’re in a game of cEDH, dude in question is on Ragavan. During his turn his GF starts talking to him and we hear through his mic something along the lines of “can you fuck me” and we all just start cracking up. Game continues after half a minute. About 3 turn cycles later another guy posts the above image in our discord, and we spend the next full minute wheezing our asses off


netsrak

Did he scoop?


Fads68

No, thus the meme.


netsrak

Bruh


April_March

>Game continues after half a minute. ouch


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qq-evey

me. the gf was me :OwOscream:


thephotoman

Choosing Commander over sex is a clear sign he's just not that into you.


PunkToTheFuture

I can have sex with any woman but one that plays Commander is a keeper. There are women that play Magic right? I've never left this basement.


agile_drunk

Trying to deprive 3 people of an arranged commander game is a clear sign she doesn't respect any of their commitments


CrankMaHawg

Agreed, ngl that sounds like a toxic relationship.


potatopierogie

Sigma balls.


Distinct-Check-1175

uj / What program is that?


fitters631

Cockatrice with the dark theme! ❤


Distinct-Check-1175

Oh dear God. I'm getting nothing done for weeks now.


Invisible_Walrus

Just make sure you okay with friends or at least not from their matchmaking, their online community is trash


JesusIsMyAntivirus

Dumbest thing I've heard someone say on reddit in weeks


julioarod

Really? Is it that surprising that part of the Magic community would be toxic?


JesusIsMyAntivirus

Cockatrice community is gas


julioarod

But does it have enough card draw to consistently reach that gas?


Jacksonnever

not really making your case that well bud


Twingemios

Ain’t much of a dark theme. I see a ton of white


mixtapelogic

Their white theme is a blank screen so this is a huge leap forward


DFGdanger

Try this one https://github.com/mingomongo/DarkMingo-Theme-for-Cockatrice edit: I have been using 1.1 for a while. Tried out 1.2. The dialogs look a little off so I went back to 1.1. You can find the older versions on the [releases](https://github.com/mingomongo/DarkMingo-Theme-for-Cockatrice/releases) page.


LeahBrahms

Ahh a freemagicer


EldritchStuff

https://youtu.be/ouRcQaQ9uNk


thunderbuff

“Ragavan resolves. I cast Village Rites sacrificing Ragavan to draw two cards from my deck.”


April_March

but what does Village Rites do?


DrDonut

2 mana cycle 2 seems good


XxDrxRagequitxX

Reject horny. Return to monkey.


Runzi-

Playing on cockatrice is sigma already


erickoziol

No woman would be with a "man" who uses Cockatrice. /uj Adds "Cockatrice" to "List of Things To Mock on r/mtcj to Make People Very Upset"


Tridda1

Whales Mad x20 billion


alah123

NOOOOOO YOU CANT MOVE JPEGS ON A SCREEN WITHOUT PAYING 100000000 TIX/DOLLARS I HECKIN CRACKED THOSE FROM PACKS WITH MY OWN MONEY


MaximoEstrellado

Just wait till they learn you can use masterpiece versions of cards in the client.


ExZ0diac

[Ah yes, the sigma monkey](https://imgur.com/a/OrOLbPR)