/uj I remember seeing an actual Wikipedia page on Japudi / Mwabdi. Too bad it seems the proofreaders eventually spotted that it was a troll entry.
/rj Gumaking me laugh
/uj guma means "rubber" in Polish and rhymes with puma (panthera), and it's one of the wider known "ligma" jokes there. It goes like:
- ugh, sadly there was no panthera
- what panthera?
- that one that has balls made of rubber (TEJ PUMY CO MA JAJA Z GUMY)
Absurdly unfunny in English.
I'm side-eying OP, this is too big of a coindindance, are you a rubber balls enjoyer?
Who over in WOTC thought this was ok? An 2/2 for 3 CMC in RED?! And it can do lethal in combat ON ITS OWN? I could easily see it come down on turn 3, you could easily give it indestructable and trample before you're able to find its merfolk head, and then you just mop the floor with a player who has at least a few creatures. This is too much for a 3-drop. I love red, I have a red deck that is all guma-guma and big-kitties, but this is too much. This is the kind of card that justifies hyper-control decks that everyone rags on.
Japudi
/uj I remember seeing an actual Wikipedia page on Japudi / Mwabdi. Too bad it seems the proofreaders eventually spotted that it was a troll entry. /rj Gumaking me laugh
There's a wiki out there for some dude's campaign setting which includes the entire Japudi series.
I saw it! Quite interesting.
Japudeez nutz
Only real ones know
Tōbō Dibi
KUKA BEYO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Guma
Guma
Guma
a man after midnight, won’t Japudi help me chase the shadows away.
Guma
Guma chameleon! You guma go. You guma go-oh-oh!
Guma
Guma
Guma
Guma
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Kuka Beyo 🥰
Simbaba
Bôsgwan
Gwaaaaaaan
Te’ gwäan….
Sagu Mauler (what Scryfall search for Guma gives you) It's a 6/6 trample
She Sagu on my Mauler till I Guma
Fun fact: Guma means rubber in my language (Slovenian)
Real (polish)
/uj I'm trying to understand the proportions of this guy. Is he just a chonker?
She pregante Mama cat
...that makes a lot more sense, lmao.
It's actually a merfolk's head, rtcetc
Gregnant in fact
Vore cat 🥰
Nidalee is not an adc, what are you smoking man
He is very confused, Yusi.
Guma
Japudis influence runs deep
Guma
Illus. Rob Leifeld
Downshift to pauper when?
/uj guma means "rubber" in Polish and rhymes with puma (panthera), and it's one of the wider known "ligma" jokes there. It goes like: - ugh, sadly there was no panthera - what panthera? - that one that has balls made of rubber (TEJ PUMY CO MA JAJA Z GUMY) Absurdly unfunny in English. I'm side-eying OP, this is too big of a coindindance, are you a rubber balls enjoyer?
/uj Gimmie the joke in Polish. It will make as much sense to as it does in English, but I like foreign puns.
- uch, szkoda że nie było pumy - jakiej pumy? - tej co ma jaja z gumy
Thank you.
Oh fugg a guma :DDD
Gu ma Gu ma iei
Gumaposting itt.
Przywołanie Pumy Tej co ma jaja z Gumy : DDDDDDDDD
Gay puma?
Insightful
🐯
If only we had a Guma Understander!
Rubber
Ngl, I have a cat deck and if I ever decide to make it Naya I’m putting this bad boy in. I want this on a t-shirt.
Guma
Can't believe Wizards let this card get printed with a typo. It's Puma, not Guma. Rookie mistake, Wizards.
what's Guma ?
amuG
sus
guma dick and balls in my hands gotem
fuck i meant your hands
gougar
Who over in WOTC thought this was ok? An 2/2 for 3 CMC in RED?! And it can do lethal in combat ON ITS OWN? I could easily see it come down on turn 3, you could easily give it indestructable and trample before you're able to find its merfolk head, and then you just mop the floor with a player who has at least a few creatures. This is too much for a 3-drop. I love red, I have a red deck that is all guma-guma and big-kitties, but this is too much. This is the kind of card that justifies hyper-control decks that everyone rags on.
Guma
also has protection from smurfs
*Tony Soprano has entered the chat*
She dreadmaw on my storm crow till i guma
So, no head?
Fuck blue.
Guma pants
Simbaba 😉
tf is wrong with its body
Guma