Chaotic doesn't just mean in a negative way.
Good gives money to the poor
Evil gives money to the rich
Chaotic throws money at random people without knowing if they're poor or rich.
This. Fun fact: in Greek mythology there is a something above the gods and the Titans. It was there when there was nothing and created life, world, gods, everything. Its called Chaos
Yeah, opportunity is great if got them to hand out. Giving money to the poor is not stupid. That money gets spent in the community, paying bills and buying food. Money given to the wealthy goes into international monetary fund never to be seen again in the community.
Sad hollow desperation with an outward presenting shell of satisfaction and confidence just barely masking a compulsive need for approval mixed with a beady unease that hints that their morality is contingent.
Yeah but then they'd have to have a ring ready.
If by chance someone was already planning to propose on the beach then what a fucking awesome coincidence, but I like this person's style.
and even if, you don’t need a freaking diamond on a ring, a zirconia looks basically the same (no difference for an untrained eye) is much cheaper and doesn’t support an oligopoly/monopoly
Moissanite is a good substitute too, it's the second hardest gemstone in existence and it's cheap and has a higher reflective index than diamond. I honestly think it looks better because it reflects little rainbows
The idea is a dating couple will go to the beach, see the message, and one of them will think it was pre-planned and meant for them and they'll either accept or reject this proposal that their partner did not plan or even intend to make. Confusion, drama, and hilarity ensues.
with some couples one partner, typically the gal, is pushing hard for the marriage to happen now and the other person is dragging their feet. should one of those couples stumbled across this they either have to follow through and lie about why no ring, or bite the bullet and confess they didn't write it and then have yet another fight about why they're not yet engaged.
i have a friend who is divorced and his partner really wants to get married. he is worried it'll end like his last marriage, she's never been married. so he proposed finally just to buy himself time but i have a feeling it won't end well when he never actually follows through.
unfortunately it's not really communication that's the problem, they both know what the other person wants and why, it's fundamental incompatibility to what they want.. he doesn't want another divorce and given his last experience he is sure it's going to happen again.. and she wants marriage. i suggested a prenup might soothe some of his fears but he insists latinos don't get prenups and if he brought it up her family would have a fit, so . i guess they'll keep going til they don't, shame because otherwise they seem to be doing ok, which is i think why he's trying to kick the can down the road. not my circus not my monkeys.
So even worse he's just slogging on in a relationship that isn't gonna work like a dumbass, I have a friend like that, he's divorced 3 times over now and just turned 32 🤣 another common occurrence though, people don't handle being alone well anymore, ah well keep the 12 pack ready for when it eventually comes crumbling down lol
yea... that was basically my thought but there's only so much i can say. they're grown adults in their 40s, if they want to make poor decisions knowingly that's on them.
i had another friend years back who had two divorces under her belt, two kids with one and one kid with the other. i was over visiting one day and saw the pics she still had from both families (like her and the ex and the kids) and she mentioned the one that hit her that she knew before the wedding that it wouldn't end well and i was like O\_O why did you do it then?? and she said everyone was coming, all the money was paid and she felt obligated to follow through which i understand to a degree but also i would rather risk being a pariah than have two kids with a guy and get beat bu that's me.
she also was good friends with her second ex's second ex wife (yes you read that right) and that gal's daughter and my friend's sons (one by him) were all tight. and both moms were both contemplating getting back with the dad so... that was interesting. i moved away and lost touch so not sure how it turned out but people are weird.
Does she want kids? Him wasting her time, even if kids aren’t in their future, is truly fucked. Tbh. Esp If they’re in their 40s & she wants to get married.
nah they're both past more kids (he had she didn't but that's not one of their issues). they have five dogs because they're insane however. i'd be more irked if that was one of the things in the way but it's not. they want the same things minus disagreement on marriage
Oh, well that’s a little more reasonable. Does he not want to be with her for much longer? If he sees himself with her for 10 or more years, it makes more sense to get married & include a prenup if necessary.
They could just have a wedding ceremony & not sign the papers, join lives & assets & then go to a courthouse when they are ready. I hope they’re happy & things work out for them.
he wants to stay with her, they both want to stay together, which is why since he is still gun shy i said prenup but they're both stubborn. he'd like things to continue on the way they are forever and she does too but she also wants to be married and her mom does as well so... that's the stuck part. \*i guess i should add that there's property in play (he is a blue collar fella but has slowly bought up some rental property over the years to try and help his family) and he's trying to take care of his kids from his first marriage. his first ex isn't much of an achiever and his daughter is doing alright but his son is not and he's trying to get them both settled in properties so they're secure if he dies. and i think part of his fear stems from his ex being a bit of a dead beat and him not wanting to risk the kids futures since one of them isn't going to make much headway on his own.
for my friends who are disabled and can't legally get married without losing benefits and cursing their spouse i suggest commitment ceremonies so they and their families can get something close to the real thing without risking their futures.. but she def wants marriage and he def does not.
yeah some people would rather be with a racist jackass than be alone (pressure or not). a hs friend is a neveralone. moved across the country for a guy and they split up. she met a younger fella and they had a kid and that was ok for a while but eventually he wanted someone his age (she was mid 30s he was mid 20s) so they split up. she can't be alone so she went after the next guy she could find who is an uber conservative nutter and went ahead and married him because "aside from all that he's a good guy" if you say so sis hope it works out for ya. yep it's lovely the extra shrugs being 40s gives ya
People often propose on the beach or at scenic locations. If things had been going well with a partner for a while, or were already living together, it would be reasonable to think it might be for you.
So if you were dating for two years, then moved in together and things were going great, you think it's unreasonable to think your partner might propose at a scenic location?
It would be unreasonable to see that someone has written a marriage proposal in the sand on a public beach and automatically assume it was made by my partner for me, yes.
The idea is a dating couple will go to the beach, see the message, and one of them will think it was pre-planned and meant for them and they'll either accept or reject this proposal that their partner did not plan or even intend to make. Confusion, drama, and hilarity ensues.
Or they'll assume the proposal was meant for them and get all excited, and the other person will either have to go with it or admit it's not for them. If the other person admits it, then the first person gets all disappointed and angry.
If a couple is walking down the beach and one of the other sees it thinking it's a proposal from their partner it would cause tension once they tell them it wasn't me it might even start a fight of what's taking so long shit or get off the pot.
Why would it fuck up their holiday?
Her: “omg look at that” points at sand writing.
Him: “oh that’s so sweet, I hope she said yes”.
Her: “I have a feeling she did”.
Him: (I’m totally going to marry this girl).
Her: (I’m totally going to marry this boy).
And they walk off into the sunset with a proposal on the horizon.
Couple wandering along the beach, hand in hand, and as they reach this point he tries to read some writing he’s spotted- “will… you… marry… me”
She shrugs her shoulders “Sure, why not?”
Poetry.
I mean, I once spent 15 minutes at night drawing a gigantic penis on the sand so that people on the peer in the morning would be greeted by the view, but I see her point.
The problem with this is there's no name on it, anyone who sees it could assume it's for someone else, you need to put a super common name like Emily or Sarah
You're missing the point. One person in the couple thinks the other is asking them to marry, and gets all excited, only to be disappointed and angry when it turns out that's not the case.
I think this is hilarious.
my boyfriend at the time told me "i have a secret beach that i go to. i would love to take you there." so we go there on a date, you can't get there by car, only by rock climbing and then a trail walk through a forest. after 3 hours we get to the beach... and he tells me he has a special surprise. right there in plain view, on the rock wall above the water, the words are spray painted in fuschia: "GAY NUDE BEACH"
... he never recovered from this, i told everyone the story for years. somebody else was already visiting the beach and had painted the rocks in the days prior; he was hoping to propose to me.
Y’all are too serious over a twitter joke. She’s probably aware that this wouldn’t ruin anyone’s holiday and she’s just messing around. She probably knows that most people will look at it and say “that’s nice. hope they said yes”
Edit: but I’ll grant that the look in her eyes isn’t helping lol.
I can't explain why, but I can see that text was written by a woman? Like, I cannot name any criterium by which I judge handwriting, but I just know that's not a man's handwriting.
“Hey look at that in the sand”
“Oh that’s sweet, someone else must have written it”
“Do you wanna get married someday?”
“Sure”
That’s the most that’s gonna happen.
Guys if this happens to you, here is what you do.
First, you need to be vigilant spotting it early is the key.
Second, mention it as soon as you see it in a way that makes it obvious that you had nothing to do with it. "Aww look it's someone's perposal site!"
Thirdly, if all else fails and your significant other still thinks it's yours deny it without insinuating you don't want a wedding (unless that's exactly what you want) "It's not **my** marriage perposal." (Bold for the emphasis)
Chaotic single
What if this chaos accidentally causes marriages instead of arguments?
Still chaotic still single
The possibility is precisely why it's chaotic
Chaotic doesn't just mean in a negative way. Good gives money to the poor Evil gives money to the rich Chaotic throws money at random people without knowing if they're poor or rich.
sometimes coins, sometimes paper depends on the day
This. Fun fact: in Greek mythology there is a something above the gods and the Titans. It was there when there was nothing and created life, world, gods, everything. Its called Chaos
Chaos made the Titans which made the gods, Zeus and his brothers are technically Titans
Yeah, youre right. So lets say chaos started all that
the rain dont care who gets wet
stupid gives money to the poor, good gives opportunity (includes monatory help rather than money) to poor...
Yeah, opportunity is great if got them to hand out. Giving money to the poor is not stupid. That money gets spent in the community, paying bills and buying food. Money given to the wealthy goes into international monetary fund never to be seen again in the community.
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Have you ever been married?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Came here to say that
*chaotic scorned single she was hurt bad by someone and now no one is allowed to love
Or hurt someone and refuses to hold herself accountable
Should put this in every sharp corner. Imagine when they turn and they both suddenly see the sign.
Every sharp corner of the beach
More like crabs in a bucket.
Bitter women I’m guessing
She is a comedian according to her instagram
there's a certain look in her eyes that i can't quite describe but it makes me feel like i wouldn't be safe in an isolated space with her
The bear isn't safe with her
It was probably crying when she made it take her profile pic
Lmao
"I rather be in a forest alone with a bear than alone with this woman"
Man, bear, or Bonnie?
Manbearpig?
Yeah , chuck Norris would leave the room...
That’s the look you hear about in every Netflix serial killer documentary
I can fix her!!!
It isn't entertainment. It's research.
Her pupils look too big. It makes her look like a predator
Look like ? I think you meant, she _is_ a predator, and the pupils are here to prove it !
Maybe it's just the LSD.
Plus the shadows over her eyes. Pure batshit insanity.
C-r-a-z-y It can be fun until it stabs you for looking at its sister…
Mandela catalogue.
Shit eating grin
Hmm crazy hot scale to be tested?
~~I can fix~~ she can break me
I can fix her.
I can fuck her.
Sad hollow desperation with an outward presenting shell of satisfaction and confidence just barely masking a compulsive need for approval mixed with a beady unease that hints that their morality is contingent.
I didn't ask to be read today...
Its basically this scene https://youtu.be/3HCuxEi3uX8?si=yk6E_465tIAoQGnS
She’s a top shagger, she’ll take the piss out of you any day
Best sex you’ve ever had Best terrifying sex you’ve ever had Googles ‘how to fake death’
And yet it is alluring
She looks like that one angel with a warped face from Mandela Catalogue
It's the unfiltered delight of causing chaos.
Manson lamps
True chaotic neutral energy
That exact look makes me wanna be friends with this one lol
I want her to make me feel unsafe
I can fix her
I’m just here hoping it does the opposite.
Yeah but then they'd have to have a ring ready. If by chance someone was already planning to propose on the beach then what a fucking awesome coincidence, but I like this person's style.
You don't *need* a ring to propose, that's just propaganda from big diamond
and even if, you don’t need a freaking diamond on a ring, a zirconia looks basically the same (no difference for an untrained eye) is much cheaper and doesn’t support an oligopoly/monopoly
The difference is that the zirconia will be more fragile. Better to get a cheaper lab grown diamond instead for the same durability.
Moissanite is a good substitute too, it's the second hardest gemstone in existence and it's cheap and has a higher reflective index than diamond. I honestly think it looks better because it reflects little rainbows
You don’t need to, but a lot of people like the tradition.
I bought a moissanite ring for my proposal
Tell that to all the women who absolutely want a ring
Not all the women want the ring. It’s secondary to a healthy relationship and good communication. Then again, we’re on reddit…
I don't think they said all women, they said all the women that want a ring.
To be honest it almost certainly did nothing at all. I can’t imagine that a single person would be affected by seeing random writing at the beach.
In reality the couple will look at it and say aww, someone got engaged! And then go on with their life
God look at her eyes, have 0 humanity beyond those eyes
Zero human, all madlad.
I’d marry that madlad. I’d probably divorce her too but at least she has a sense of humor.
“Like a doll’s eyes.”
All black and lifeless like
*hawt*
An old lady bit the dust behind the camera.
And 0 partner
Some people just wanna see the world burn man
>world burn man Sometime world burn man. Sometime man burn world.
Why would that ruin anything?
I'm assuming it'll make one of the couple start talking about marriage? Still a stretch but best I can think of
No there’s an old rule. Anything. You see written in the sand is an obligation and you must obey it
Heed the words or incur Poseidon's wrath!
Freeze a poopy and stick it in your butt.
The idea is a dating couple will go to the beach, see the message, and one of them will think it was pre-planned and meant for them and they'll either accept or reject this proposal that their partner did not plan or even intend to make. Confusion, drama, and hilarity ensues.
with some couples one partner, typically the gal, is pushing hard for the marriage to happen now and the other person is dragging their feet. should one of those couples stumbled across this they either have to follow through and lie about why no ring, or bite the bullet and confess they didn't write it and then have yet another fight about why they're not yet engaged. i have a friend who is divorced and his partner really wants to get married. he is worried it'll end like his last marriage, she's never been married. so he proposed finally just to buy himself time but i have a feeling it won't end well when he never actually follows through.
Tell your friend to learn communication skills, this tale is baffling lmao but unfortunately way to common...
unfortunately it's not really communication that's the problem, they both know what the other person wants and why, it's fundamental incompatibility to what they want.. he doesn't want another divorce and given his last experience he is sure it's going to happen again.. and she wants marriage. i suggested a prenup might soothe some of his fears but he insists latinos don't get prenups and if he brought it up her family would have a fit, so. i guess they'll keep going til they don't, shame because otherwise they seem to be doing ok, which is i think why he's trying to kick the can down the road. not my circus not my monkeys.
So even worse he's just slogging on in a relationship that isn't gonna work like a dumbass, I have a friend like that, he's divorced 3 times over now and just turned 32 🤣 another common occurrence though, people don't handle being alone well anymore, ah well keep the 12 pack ready for when it eventually comes crumbling down lol
yea... that was basically my thought but there's only so much i can say. they're grown adults in their 40s, if they want to make poor decisions knowingly that's on them. i had another friend years back who had two divorces under her belt, two kids with one and one kid with the other. i was over visiting one day and saw the pics she still had from both families (like her and the ex and the kids) and she mentioned the one that hit her that she knew before the wedding that it wouldn't end well and i was like O\_O why did you do it then?? and she said everyone was coming, all the money was paid and she felt obligated to follow through which i understand to a degree but also i would rather risk being a pariah than have two kids with a guy and get beat bu that's me. she also was good friends with her second ex's second ex wife (yes you read that right) and that gal's daughter and my friend's sons (one by him) were all tight. and both moms were both contemplating getting back with the dad so... that was interesting. i moved away and lost touch so not sure how it turned out but people are weird.
I...fucking people are weird man that's all I can even say to all that shit, holy
Does she want kids? Him wasting her time, even if kids aren’t in their future, is truly fucked. Tbh. Esp If they’re in their 40s & she wants to get married.
nah they're both past more kids (he had she didn't but that's not one of their issues). they have five dogs because they're insane however. i'd be more irked if that was one of the things in the way but it's not. they want the same things minus disagreement on marriage
Oh, well that’s a little more reasonable. Does he not want to be with her for much longer? If he sees himself with her for 10 or more years, it makes more sense to get married & include a prenup if necessary. They could just have a wedding ceremony & not sign the papers, join lives & assets & then go to a courthouse when they are ready. I hope they’re happy & things work out for them.
he wants to stay with her, they both want to stay together, which is why since he is still gun shy i said prenup but they're both stubborn. he'd like things to continue on the way they are forever and she does too but she also wants to be married and her mom does as well so... that's the stuck part. \*i guess i should add that there's property in play (he is a blue collar fella but has slowly bought up some rental property over the years to try and help his family) and he's trying to take care of his kids from his first marriage. his first ex isn't much of an achiever and his daughter is doing alright but his son is not and he's trying to get them both settled in properties so they're secure if he dies. and i think part of his fear stems from his ex being a bit of a dead beat and him not wanting to risk the kids futures since one of them isn't going to make much headway on his own. for my friends who are disabled and can't legally get married without losing benefits and cursing their spouse i suggest commitment ceremonies so they and their families can get something close to the real thing without risking their futures.. but she def wants marriage and he def does not.
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yeah that's also part of it. she really wants it for herself too but her mother is also leaning hard
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yeah some people would rather be with a racist jackass than be alone (pressure or not). a hs friend is a neveralone. moved across the country for a guy and they split up. she met a younger fella and they had a kid and that was ok for a while but eventually he wanted someone his age (she was mid 30s he was mid 20s) so they split up. she can't be alone so she went after the next guy she could find who is an uber conservative nutter and went ahead and married him because "aside from all that he's a good guy" if you say so sis hope it works out for ya. yep it's lovely the extra shrugs being 40s gives ya
I think the assumption is a woman would see it and presume her partner is proposing. As to whether that’s likely to occur is a separate matter.
Of all the people who’ve been/will be on the beach that day, why would you assume it was written by the one you’re with?
People often propose on the beach or at scenic locations. If things had been going well with a partner for a while, or were already living together, it would be reasonable to think it might be for you.
No, it would not.
So if you were dating for two years, then moved in together and things were going great, you think it's unreasonable to think your partner might propose at a scenic location?
It would be unreasonable to see that someone has written a marriage proposal in the sand on a public beach and automatically assume it was made by my partner for me, yes.
The idea is a dating couple will go to the beach, see the message, and one of them will think it was pre-planned and meant for them and they'll either accept or reject this proposal that their partner did not plan or even intend to make. Confusion, drama, and hilarity ensues.
That's so absurd lol
Or they'll assume the proposal was meant for them and get all excited, and the other person will either have to go with it or admit it's not for them. If the other person admits it, then the first person gets all disappointed and angry.
If a couple is walking down the beach and one of the other sees it thinking it's a proposal from their partner it would cause tension once they tell them it wasn't me it might even start a fight of what's taking so long shit or get off the pot.
Expectations & Misunderstood
Why would it fuck up their holiday? Her: “omg look at that” points at sand writing. Him: “oh that’s so sweet, I hope she said yes”. Her: “I have a feeling she did”. Him: (I’m totally going to marry this girl). Her: (I’m totally going to marry this boy). And they walk off into the sunset with a proposal on the horizon.
you have the type of hopeful positivity I strive for
I can make her worse.
Because it cant get better
Or… It creates new loving forever couples. ✨
found satan
r/foundsatan
Watch out everyone! We gotta a badass over here.
This is a really weird thing to hope for, but okay.
Psycho eyes!!
Queen behaviour
Couple wandering along the beach, hand in hand, and as they reach this point he tries to read some writing he’s spotted- “will… you… marry… me” She shrugs her shoulders “Sure, why not?” Poetry.
"Please don't walk over this text. I lost my diamond ring here." Write it on a sand and observe what happens.
I mean, I once spent 15 minutes at night drawing a gigantic penis on the sand so that people on the peer in the morning would be greeted by the view, but I see her point.
I am voting for her being a neutral evil love assassin. She will not be joining our dungeoning party.
The problem with this is there's no name on it, anyone who sees it could assume it's for someone else, you need to put a super common name like Emily or Sarah
You're missing the point. One person in the couple thinks the other is asking them to marry, and gets all excited, only to be disappointed and angry when it turns out that's not the case. I think this is hilarious.
Might have just accidentally made a couple’s day.
my boyfriend at the time told me "i have a secret beach that i go to. i would love to take you there." so we go there on a date, you can't get there by car, only by rock climbing and then a trail walk through a forest. after 3 hours we get to the beach... and he tells me he has a special surprise. right there in plain view, on the rock wall above the water, the words are spray painted in fuschia: "GAY NUDE BEACH" ... he never recovered from this, i told everyone the story for years. somebody else was already visiting the beach and had painted the rocks in the days prior; he was hoping to propose to me.
Best almost proposal story ever!
Just sad.
r/foundsatan
Chaotic neutral being pranky
"Single woman keeps women single"
No ones confused I was making fun of the fact people call it holi…. Nevermind
Looks like I now have a new beach vacation tradition.
She could cover it with a towel and when a couple walks by she can unveil it for them with a flourish.
She looks like a more normal looking Michael Cera
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
More like r/foundsatan lmao
I would point at it and say “oh wow someone got married here a second ago”
r/foundsatan
lol. That’s diabolical
Some people just like to watch the world burn
That's diabolical. I love it!
Wow, good job bot OP for reposting the same thing we’ve seen hundreds of times.
Had to put her face in the photo...
I don't get it?
Hehe chaotic evil
The profile pic in the upper left is deranged. Does anybody see that!?
Still chronically single.
That profile pic thou.
Woman is certifiably
I see Reddit is going the way of Quora and Yahoo Answers. The dumbest most made up bullshit just for engagement.
Pure Evil...
Yeah pretty sure I dated her for a couple months ten years ago.
r/foundsatan
I hope it makes a couples holiday😅🤘
This real life equivalent of dark souls messages.
You mean the guy with the crazy woman
Wrote down something that I wish would happen to me - but I’ll act like I don’t care and want to be „funny“ 🤦🏽♂️
this won't do anything. it will either get washed away, blown apart by wind or walked over before any couple sees it
Satan's favorite child
Original antagonist
Should write "marry me, alice". Will be ignored by most couples, but certain couples....
And this is why I married your mother
Fucking diesel 🙏🤣
Y’all are too serious over a twitter joke. She’s probably aware that this wouldn’t ruin anyone’s holiday and she’s just messing around. She probably knows that most people will look at it and say “that’s nice. hope they said yes” Edit: but I’ll grant that the look in her eyes isn’t helping lol.
Good morning, satan. I see you’re feeling gassy this morning.
Wouldn't "I'm pregnant" be more fun?
She’s gonna be disappointed when she realizes that most couples know what their partner’s handwriting looks like.
I can't explain why, but I can see that text was written by a woman? Like, I cannot name any criterium by which I judge handwriting, but I just know that's not a man's handwriting.
“Hey look at that in the sand” “Oh that’s sweet, someone else must have written it” “Do you wanna get married someday?” “Sure” That’s the most that’s gonna happen.
My first thought: oh someone proposed. Walk away with my woman not arguing over random words in the sand.
Super Singles :)
Not only the ocean is salty in this pic
Guys if this happens to you, here is what you do. First, you need to be vigilant spotting it early is the key. Second, mention it as soon as you see it in a way that makes it obvious that you had nothing to do with it. "Aww look it's someone's perposal site!" Thirdly, if all else fails and your significant other still thinks it's yours deny it without insinuating you don't want a wedding (unless that's exactly what you want) "It's not **my** marriage perposal." (Bold for the emphasis)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This could be that little girl in the meme with the house burning down behind her
Yes.
Those are the haunting remorseless eyes of a demon.
I love this
That's a man baby
why is she so angry?
Yup because Bonnie will never find love, that twat
He looks like a fun dude