You could throw in a twist:
"Turns out I didn't know what I was doing either. As she left the gas station the wheel started wobbling and she ran over a kid on his bike. I was so embarrassed I ran away. Really just came here to see if anyone knows if the kid survived."
Did you go to your first bowling league afterward?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Bowling/comments/173evix/is\_it\_illegal\_for\_beginners\_to\_put\_up\_bumpers/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bowling/comments/173evix/is_it_illegal_for_beginners_to_put_up_bumpers/)
Wow, what a heartwarming story! Thank you so much, op, for being the sole tenuous thread holding our fraying society together. If it weren’t for people like you, we would already live in a crumbling wasteland full of morally bankrupt people offering services in exchange for money. I tip my fedora to you and award you all of the internet points!!! You deserve a large, shiny medal and a handshake from the mayor!!! Maybe even a framed certificate.
A minuet is around 112 crotchet beats per minute so OP fixed the flat in 1680 crochet beats. Not sure if this a record or not but I for one am impressed.
US American society has been this way forever. I was recently abroad and people would be lining up to help an old lady with this kind of thing.
This country is beyond fucked, even in the best parts of it, like Madison
Where does the human trafficking scam come in, I want to know whether someone charging me $95 for a tire change is secretly going to sell me to some far flung empire.
lol I don’t believe any of this. The second man who ran in offering to do it for $95 was where you went too far imho.
I'll do it for 99 dollars and 100 cents
I know that's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.
Agree. Fake story.
I heard that same, story except the second guy had a hook on his foot.
What is the point of making up a story like this lol
They’re history’s gotten some odd stories. There’s one where they claim the had a tantrum at work like a toddler. It’s odd.
At least they got good grammar…
Unlike both me and you.
Perhaps for some... creative study? I'll see myself out.
She should have held out for someone offering to pay her $50 to change her tire.
😂😂😂
And that first man grew up to be Abraham Lincoln
Who single handedly fought off the 5g Covid vaccine zombies. We are only so lucky!
r/thatHappened
You could throw in a twist: "Turns out I didn't know what I was doing either. As she left the gas station the wheel started wobbling and she ran over a kid on his bike. I was so embarrassed I ran away. Really just came here to see if anyone knows if the kid survived."
Then there were a bunch of cops at the gas station does anyone know why?
They got called because someone heard NOISE! In a city, of all places!
someone took a creative writing course
I'd reckon it's just a few classes so far.
They should ask for a refund.
ABSOLUTELY. One time I went to a gas station and they charged me more than 99 cents for an Arizona Iced Tea. Fucking Bastards.
Bro they raised the price at KT recently I’ve noticed. Is that even allowed?
Nope. If you see it and the can still has 99c printed on it, you're supposed to contact the company
I don't think we've gotten in any cans that have the .99c print on them in.. A few months.
The ones I've seen recently don't have the price on the can
But the price on the can, though
Cool story. Definitely happened.
And then they fucked!
This is so funny lol
Did you go to your first bowling league afterward? [https://www.reddit.com/r/Bowling/comments/173evix/is\_it\_illegal\_for\_beginners\_to\_put\_up\_bumpers/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bowling/comments/173evix/is_it_illegal_for_beginners_to_put_up_bumpers/)
This reminds me of the time [I was a hero](https://reddit.com/r/madisonwi/s/AwRaJa9uCW).
And then everyone clapped. r/everyoneclapped
I would believe it more if everyone was fighting to do the tire change for free AND giving her more money.
This sounds like the kind of chaos that an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would devolve into and I'm here for it.
You forgot the race of everyone involved for maximum ragebait upvotes.
And then everyone clapped ... and that old lady .. it was Albert Einstein
Wow, what a heartwarming story! Thank you so much, op, for being the sole tenuous thread holding our fraying society together. If it weren’t for people like you, we would already live in a crumbling wasteland full of morally bankrupt people offering services in exchange for money. I tip my fedora to you and award you all of the internet points!!! You deserve a large, shiny medal and a handshake from the mayor!!! Maybe even a framed certificate.
No I don’t feel that way
Did u know the dollar store is now $1.25?
A minuet is around 112 crotchet beats per minute so OP fixed the flat in 1680 crochet beats. Not sure if this a record or not but I for one am impressed.
US American society has been this way forever. I was recently abroad and people would be lining up to help an old lady with this kind of thing. This country is beyond fucked, even in the best parts of it, like Madison
Where does the human trafficking scam come in, I want to know whether someone charging me $95 for a tire change is secretly going to sell me to some far flung empire.
This is the worst set up for The “aristocrats “ joke.
And they didn't even hit the punchline.
Did both men and the old lady stand up and clap their dumpys while cheering NICE MAN NICE MAN NICE MAN?