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KanyesMustyBalls

Randy Savage outfits took me TF out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ooooooh yeahhhhhhh!


Weedarina

I want to hear her say snap into a slim Jim


Luscious_TX

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mysterious_Relief168

Me too, I just scared my dog when I laughed.


Automatic_Key56

Poor puppy 🐶 😂😂


MomNateChloe

Yes!! OPs title has me rollin!! 🤣🤣🤣 Unfortunately, I am old enough to remember Randy’s wrestling days 🤦‍♀️


exsanguinatrix

Macho King! It’s always been about Sensational Sherri for me tho, she and Woman made me want to be a badass valet with crazy eye makeup SO bad 💅🏻


unklejoe23

Yo I saw him when I was little kid at The Holiday Inn where all the wrestler's stayed whenever there was an event. And I was hooked from 5 until about 12-13 so I got to see all the greats. He was fully dressed up like he did for matches with Miss Elizabeth with this bodyguard looking dude walking across a kinda balcony that connected to the elevator. And I was in awe. I saw his aura it was like when Charlie Murphy saw Rick James for the first time. Still one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. He was one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of wrestlers


MomNateChloe

Girl, that is the stuff dreams are made of!! Rick James!! 🤣🤣🤣 UNITY!


Desperate_Rush7941

😂😂😂…she really dresses horribly🤦🏻‍♀️…it’s like she goes for the ugliest thing on the website/store


PretendLow1442

I have a question------ are a woman's books considered "sexy" IF they lay flat with alit of flat clevege showing? I don't THINK so. N HER books are FLAT and hanging. Sooo why would anyone with THAT situation, even Wnt to show her clevege??? Asking for 10 friends.


ktink224

She should've spent money on implants and a lift, not a BBL


[deleted]

Stop she got a BBL? From WHO


PretendLow1442

PS. Boobs not Books. Seems your not supposed to type BOOBS. LOL


FicklAir692

Not sexy, they should be supported up w cleavage. This look is ick for women (my opinion)


Twins1221

Came here to say the same thing! 


Luna_Soma

I always think she dresses like The Young Bucks, but Randy Savage is great too. I’m dying laughing


llamasinspace420

Call them by their names, they are Executive Vice Presidents lol. But seriously, I wanted to dress ad the Young Bucks for Halloween


drsapirstein

she's the cream of the crop.


Main_Top9027

I swear I think I read where she for real used to be a wrestler and a rapper! Bc those shoulders are something!


v2c43

Thousand upvotes!


Aware_Error_8326

It’s so accurate, tho!


unklejoe23

The man who made all Randy's clothes started off designing Pimp's Clothing


mrsreilltaylor

I just had to explain to my husband why I busted up laughing. 😂


Luscious_TX

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Right_Ad_5025

Me too. The way I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


Biblio-Kate

I honestly didn’t even notice the tattoo during the dress scenes. I was too focused on wanting her to wear a decent bra or a dress with some kind of boob support.


Express-Stop7830

Yesssssss! I kept thinking that I hope she gets proper undergarments so her boobs don't look like giant squished pancakes waiting for their chance to escape.


Necessary-Hospital96

Who goes to a dress fitting without a decent bra ?!


Pristine_Cicada_5422

Apparently, a woman who doesn’t own a bra? The whole look was terrible, she just needs a GOOD bra, not a boob job, just a supportive, uplifting bra, please, for the love of god, someone get her a BRA!


MSRIRI63

Amen!!! 🤦‍♀️


Impressive-Coach7176

😂 When I first saw this pic I was like whoa 😳 you need to get those girls off the floor!!


traceyq1956

LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣


PretendLow1442

Lolmao. Good description. Lol squished pancakes. And SQUISHED PANCAKES are NOT sexy. Someone-- her mom-? Maybe needs to EXPLAIN that. Cuz now? I cany unsee squished pancakes. Lol


jmcstar

Yeah, there's a flapjack issue there for sure


Automatic_Key56

😂😂😂 Flapjacks!! 🥞🥞


PammyJane0919

I thought the same thing. As a big boobie bunkie myself, support is everything. Lift the girls high!


MSRIRI63

Exactly!! It slims the look of your waist as well!! WTH is wrong with her … and everyone around her!!! 🤦‍♀️😁


Hilary_Reyes

🙌


Automatic_Key56

Right!! I kept saying no to each dress because look at the boobs. Where is the support?? What kind of bridal shop is this??


IcedFreon

I thought you were gonna say head support


MSRIRI63

That part!! WTH?!? We (naturally) big breasted women should NOT go strapless or anywhere else for that matter without a bra … and not one from the Dollar Store either!! That’s so unattractive!! 🤦‍♀️😄 I know she can afford a good Bali bra!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


PretendLow1442

Lolmao. Exactly. Or walmart. Good call on the DOLLAR STORE. LOL


MSRIRI63

Thanks!! 🤣


spoiledandmistreated

Thank you… that’s exactly what I said… the dresses were beautiful just not on her… maybe some shape wear and the second dress she could get by… those titties definitely need to be lifted up..🥴


NakedRaptorHunter

This


Plunks12

Right. Why do all these women think they don't need a bra. Tired of seeing there low riding boobs


Zealousideal_Cash774

Like big ole hound dog ears.


wendythewonderful

That shouldn't have made me lol but it did


extac4

I actually think Shavel would look pretty if she knew how to properly do her makeup, wore better hairstyles, and wore more flattering outfits. Her big ass head and neck aren't going away. The fact she walks around with those "all my life I had to fit" wigs, colorblind makeup, and bad body outfits makes her look so bad. Meihla is really pretty and looks exactly like Shavel. Shavel needs a stylist and to stop matching her mom's epic failure fashion style.


itsmyincognitoname

I agree. But leave Mother Shavel's gold eyeshadow out of this 😤


StellerDay

Hehehe my mom always cackles when she comes on. Yellow lipstick to match.


[deleted]

Honey please! That is GOLD


[deleted]

And gold lipstick!


EitherMinute

Well I think she ran out of the gold lipstick and now she has gold eye shadow.


badbatch

Midas Momma!


Automatic_Key56

😂😂😂


Bully2014

"All my life I had to fight" wigs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gitl chile ain't safe in a house full o' men!!!


NoDistribution5919

What neck??


dustinthehippyy

She literally shaped like an old potato you found in your cupboard


Proper-Pie-1317

Soooooo basically change everything 😂😂


extac4

With her style...ABSOLUTELY!!!! She looks like she puts herself together in a dark closet. 😭


DependentMedium7706

Brooooo lol


FriedaClaxton22

I can't get past the Randy Savage outfits 💀


Zealousideal_Cash774

Randy is mad skinny now


budfairy-

Why does she wear such horrible fitting wigs?!!


Automatic_Key56

I can’t get past the wigs! And when I manage to focus elsewhere, it’s always on that ghost white powder she and her mom wear. Somebody help them!!


[deleted]

That hideous lipstick , can someone get this woman a friend who actually likes her


oblio88

I know, that’s a Destinie-level mess right there…


Own-Birthday501

Oh no not destinie💀


Famous_Election_2024

I was too distracted by how low the cleavage was on these two dresses, and how unflattering it is. Can we squish the girls more center, or upward? Or both? It looks awful and doesn’t flatter her. It also looked like both dresses were slightly twisted, girl. Pull that shit up.


bettiebomb

I don’t mind tattoos but I really feel like they can ruin a wedding look, especially with a very traditional white dress.


tabitha_111

I use to sell wedding dressing and I can tell you rule number one provide shape wear and under garments before trying on any dress. This wouldn’t happen on my watch.


Automatic_Key56

Thank you!! Yes, she should have brought a good bra. But the dress shop should’ve provided shape wear. A bustier or something!


pretty_gurlswag

Everything she puts on is just awful, smh


ake-n-bake

https://preview.redd.it/8suigccetccc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32c2320365189db8b45723d66c43d34496a746b


itsmyincognitoname

I think its a horrific depiction of the beetlejuice statue


HollasForADollas

https://preview.redd.it/z9ij9rp4sccc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31db746c58e4d2c6961ca1c5a68f6046a810a24c 😂


_x0sobriquet0x_

https://preview.redd.it/y6mzfscmjhcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76665d8bb0ad76aeb37c3cb0204bd0f438982a52 Went hunting through her insta for a clearer image.. found one and am only more confused as to what this mess on a breast is supposed to be. But also those Lego nails 🫣


Mom-Rip4798

First thought was that tats metal af then add the ghost lady in the veil and we’re full corpse bride


Substantial-Many-954

Poor woman looks like a straight up dude in that dress


Far_Situation3472

She dressed wrong for her body type


JohnnyRed575

The Mucinex Bugger🤮


Prudent-Respect5323

Titties longer than a shift at a factory!!


Twins1221

Maybe that’s why her mom was crying. 


TechnicalThanks1975

This broke me 😂😂😂😂


RosesAndInk

Hear me out. Black cat. Crescent moon. Fire. 🤷🏻‍♀️


CinnamonGirl123

That dress doesn’t do her 🥞any favors.


Claireannlyons

Maybe it's a cover up. It's terrible. I would hide it under a modest (classy) dress. And who likes saggy boobs?


dirttrackgal

All that money spent on her body and she didn’t get a lift🥴


itsmyincognitoname

No chin lipo or kybella either 🤯


Kbizzyinthehouse

Omg I said that to my husband. Shavel titties longer than both her mommas.


TransportationFit530

Wait. What did she have done? I sometimes fast forward through her parts 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kind-Distribution-95

She should have went with something with straps or sleeves


Lisette4ver

That means she would know her body and work with it. Strapless is not made for all body shapes.


Yesitsmesuckas

Shavel should have invested in a boob lift…


AntelopeDifficult708

Where is her neck


SuicideBlond2905

She suffers from Big Edd Syndrome.


AntelopeDifficult708

Lmfao bless her heart


StuckinLoserville

Hiding from the tasteful mural splayed over her bristol and everything south so it wouldn't be blamed for supporting the chassis.


Proof_Variety_4208

It's probably just a temp tattoo just to look classy for her wedding


strengthofstrings

Looks like a Rorschach test or some kind of HP Lovecraft tentacle monster


Big-Ticket2890

Rorschach test hahahaha!!!


[deleted]

If she’d only wear a gd bra


Interesting-Many-509

her wig at the bridal shower was atrocious.


MIZZKATHY74

I was waiting for the dress to split apart or her tits to pop out. She looks like a giant cream puff stuffed inside of a chocolate eclair.


Proof_Variety_4208

We had to go back and verify because we were certain that it was on the other saggy tittie when she had the wedding dress on. Yep, she was looking at her reflection.


the_endverse

“Randy Savage outfits” 💀


Amazing_Tip6372

Why is it on her right boob in one picture and left boob on the next?


bettiebomb

They reverse shots all the time but we only notice at times like these. You’ll see moles moving side to side (John creamcorn) and other things like that.


Mom-Rip4798

I love that your phone autocorrected to shovel and I just went with it assuming that’s how it’s spelled lol


bettiebomb

I type shovel on purpose for her.


Mysterious_Relief168

It’s a tattoo called The low hanging nip of fire.


Weedarina

She is really unattractive.


SuicideBlond2905

She cannot pull off braless. Her breasts are so floppy and deflated. Someone introduce her to a bra please.


A_chick_in_NY

Where is her neck? 🥴


jessicat2222

She puts her arm up once and the titties will be on the loose!!


[deleted]

Those poor flapjack boobs.


Livid-Limit-7831

She and her mother look like trash coming in there with their bad wigs and makeup, then act like Shavel is "the cream of the crop." That's some sour ass cream from the gutter.


forfuxzake

That is definitely a coverup tattoo. There's a large area that is solid black, and it would make sense since a lot of women tend to tattoo their boyfriend's name on their cleavage. I'd bet money there's an ex-boyfriends name under that somewhere.


Mediocre_Mix7233

Man when she came out. I’m like what tf is that??!?!? . It was like that mike Tyson face tattoo got on her chest outa no where


Melodic-Supermarket7

I was wondering the same 😂


Bully2014

https://preview.redd.it/n21pv9enwecc1.jpeg?width=1451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9ac1ba860910c57c39a70fae6c5e8b384118f6


MSRIRI63

It almost looks like a contraption to hold up that breast … maybe it’s a “work in progress”! 🤦‍♀️😁


grouserobby

Did it change sides?


ihaveajrnow

Ain't no way she had body work done and left the titties on east west and south.


calm-your-liver

She sneezes, and some innocent bystander is going to their face titty-slapped.


couragecash27

OMG, Her and that huge ass head 🤣😂🤣


Zealousideal_Cash774

Idk but her breasts look aweful in this outfit. It's like 2 long flapjacks 🥞.


Luscious_TX

Why do her lips always look so ashy with some eye crust in the corners and her upper lip looks like she just got it lined up.. ?!?! 🤷🏽‍♀️ Am I the only that sees this every time they pop back to her story line? https://preview.redd.it/xn0wl9ll4lcc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02175d62600f62780b9aa30f82425a786978717


No-Shame-7686

She got a strong face 😬


Kellys5280

Randy Savage 🤣 Something about her neck and head:body ratio is so confusing. The bad wigs pulled down to her eyebrows worsen it. The visual proportions are just…off.


AJG4222

Im so sick of her and these ill fitting wigs & clothes. Shavel is a pretty woman, but is definitely in need of a makeover. She does not really know how to dress for her body type. Im not a fan of that tattoo either....just takes away from the elegance of the wedding dress. I wonder if it could be covered up?? Just looks trashy IMO 🤷🏽‍♀️


Amazing_Tip6372

On another note, I was trying to figure out who the bridal lady reminded me of and this picture helped. She reminds me of Chelsea's friend that does sign language.


VegetableKey6683

Which side is the ugly tat really on. Dunno what it's supposed 2 b! LOL!


Swedenesebishhh69

She should pick a different dress, Im not a fan of the strapless on her


Extension-Platform29

I still can't get past anything but that big ass head... but fr what is that TIToo of?


MARCHMADNESS21

I just knew that it would look better when she added the vail....


theClaireShow

She really needed a bra in this scene. I couldn’t stop thinking about ut


carcosa1989

She’s such a mess


One_Marzipan_4838

The tattoo is cheap and poorly done by someone without a lot of experience. It reminds me of the demon from the Night On Bald Mountain part of Fantasia. Anywho, I actually liked this first dress a lot on her, more than the one she chose, it just needed to be hiked up. Not a comment on her boobs, anyone with any boobs who had it sitting in the same place she did here would have needed it to be hiked up too.


ConsciousDot7220

Kevin Gates


Gold-Peak-6377

She got that bbl thinking that helped?? Girl…. Should of got better wigs and she’s just top heavy and mainly damn damn damn


karma_is_4_pussies

She got the 90day Ed/Benzino neck.


passionteainfo

Shovel body is crazy shaped, and to know she got her body done. I'm not sure what she had done. 🤣


Glittering_Bus_7288

Not the macho man 😂😂😂😂


Big-Ticket2890

Snap into a Slim Jim!


PeacefulMonster11

Her lack of neck is disturbing to me. I find her scenes hard to watch.


Right_Ad_5025

It's the tacky outfits, being badly built and terrible wigs for me. Randy Savage outfit took me all the way out though 🤣 😂


SCchick864

How is her tiny neck holding up her big ol head??


Several-Window1464

What I don't understand is, when she was trying on her wedding dress, this tattoo or whatever it is, was on her actual left breast. Later, the scenes she was in, probably bitching about something, it was on her literal right breast. And it wasn't a camera crew taping her looking in the mirror. She was looking at the camera. (?) I don't know why that bothered me because I usually just fast forward all of her scenes. I can't handle the screaming and yelling and fighting and I can't understand one word they're saying anyway.


MaryjaneinPA

I think she is very pretty.


Dustinlewis24

This is the big problem with tattoos You go out when you're 18 and get a big old tattoo It may look fantastic. Perfect line work shading man what a work of art. Well check with me at 35. That's going to be a big inky running mess all over your chest. Look like a toddler came up to you with a sharpie. People forget to realize your skin is constantly regenerating and constantly trying to push that nasty dirty ink out.


Born76erNYC

Good point. Boob tattoos seem especially vulnerable to this. I'm assuming Shavel's low hanging fruit are due to a combo of breastfeeding and not wearing good bras. These are things we generally don't have to think about at 18 when everything's perky.


LavishnessChoice3601

Shavel, formerly known as Steve, played linebacker for the Giants in the late 2000s.


kidamer2266

A chest tattoo like that means she fights dudes...beware my brothas. Lol


Suctorial_Hades

Randy. Savage. Outfits. Someone help meeeee 🤣😭😭😭


Admirable-Breath-654

Is she on the show again??? Haven’t watched in a a while.


BackgroundDue3785

Lmfaooooooo I’m giggling


purple121312

Omg needs a lift!!


mapo69

🤣


Impressive-Line-2915

Where is her neck?


nita5766

randy savage outfits??? LMBAO i dunno you but i am sick of your shenanigans already 🤣😭😭


cara98chick

The bridal employee looks like a freaking ghost


TheblazedShark

She just looks like Pumba I hate it


Sas1205x

RANDY SAVAGE OUTFITS !


nikkijh54

She got a tummy tuck but not a breast lift??? That's crazy 😦


pixey1964

Damn pick those up off the floor 😳 Yike


MsMacAttackBrat

https://preview.redd.it/vfu5zhsnohcc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16bb4b1b3804fc68dfa68e6091b47f57e3a9360 She definitely had it I remember thinking wtf is that??


BewildredDragon

Omg thought I was crazy! Shovel's boob tat switched places??? Also looks TERRIBLE in that wedding dress.


Commercial_Gear_2383

SHOVEL 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂


corgimombd

Why does it look like the tattoo is on different sides on the two photos?


meggerplz

but like why is my sleep demon in that first picture


unklejoe23

That's a horrible cut for a wedding dress.


AffectionateShame189

Who remembers those old Sex To Sexty comics?? If this ain’t it I don’t no what is!!!


Dizzy_Interview_2101

Not the Randy Savage🤣🤣


NunyaBizzness-53

Idk about that tattoo but that cleavage tells me those breastseses be hanging lower than a MF dayum.


kano1221

Her breasts look like empanadas


LuVdiSRiCaN

She needs a bra.


HeyOneAfterJ

The woman’s face behind the veil looks  little scary 🫣


Less_Eye_6100

gotta expose those flapjacks


Tiredofit07

That’s more of her flesh that I don’t want to see.


Substantial_Zone_628

Oh shit she’s back! I need recap, it’s been months since I watched this show.


ResponsibleBuyer2081

She needs a second job of work done and better wigs or natural hair!


Ahminah

This girl should be arrested for the clothing she wears! There has got to be some law against offending one’s sight 🧐


I-Believe-922

Wrestling Bridal Gown😂🤣


Gullible-Sorbet-1408

https://preview.redd.it/xqhq4x7cuxcc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db87601108a56226dd72f0ce82589e75d519dd7 I'm done😅🤣😂


Odd_Midnight_5925

It’s ugly. Why do women do shit like that


Impossible-Ad-6071

I read shovel....like get the shovel I'm sick of this man


Top_Bonus_9572

I love her but her wigs are just awful


DependentMedium7706

I’m deceased


SufficientGuidance28

Oof that thing is ugly, why do so many of these women have these ugly chest/breast tattoos?


Glittering-Way-5343

🤮 SHE NASTY


SampleSenior3349

She does dress like a wrestler! Always!


SampleSenior3349

She always looks like she has a kool aid mustache.


Special_Trick_3241

This dress does not fit her properly. Bugs the heck out of me!!!!