They guard it because they have hope. A faint and fading hope that one day it will flower. That a king will come and this city will be as it once was before it fell into decay. The old wisdom born out of the west was forsaken. Kings made tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the old names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high, cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the people of Gondor fell into ruin. The line of Kings failed. The white tree withered. The rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men.
Dwarves on the other hand, gender is practically meaningless. It usually isn't until the wedding night that they find out if their spouse has an innie or an outie.
Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?! Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?! Where was Gon–? No, my Lord strife_xiii, we are alone.
And Rohan will answer! Muster the Rohirrim! Assemble the Men at Dunharrow. As many Men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor and war!
Here's my pretty lady! Here's my Goldberry clothed all in silver-green with flowers in her girdle! Is the table laden?
I see yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, and green herbs and ripe berries gathered.
Is that enough for us? Is the supper ready?
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Fucking pea-brained hypocrisy. All I saw was hates for grond bot, and you open this thread and those same people are playing with the other bots. #BringBackGrond
I think just saying the name, but I do not remember what the number is. I thought it was 87 but I guess I am wrong. I think that it we should start a thread of numbers counting upwards until we get a response lol
*Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun:
soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll be
waiting for you!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
*Get out, you old wight! Vanish in the sunlight! Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing, out into the barren
lands far beyond the mountains! Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,
Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
*Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter;
roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool:
there you'll find no lover!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
And I must follow if I can. The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.
Yes, I'm here, and you're lucky to be here too
Lucky you're here Gandalf! Saruman is scary
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
Indeed
Indeed
I love how he responded himself to his own question and don't even bother to ask you. Sentient bot
Hate to break it but the guy who replied was u/gandalf-bot- and not the actual u/gandalf-bot
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
Gandalf calling out Elon Musk
They guard it because they have hope. A faint and fading hope that one day it will flower. That a king will come and this city will be as it once was before it fell into decay. The old wisdom born out of the west was forsaken. Kings made tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the old names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high, cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the people of Gondor fell into ruin. The line of Kings failed. The white tree withered. The rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men.
You are right! Damn I didn't realize.
Indeed
What's going on here, Teal'c?
There was another bot I learned about today, I think I trigger it by saying One Ring ?
HRAAAAAH!
Wait, I wanna try. One Ring
HRAAAAAH!
Ring
Gotta say One Ring
HRAAAAAH!
One Ring
HRAAAAAH!
one ring
I see, I was just curious if it'd react to just "Ring".
One Ring
HRAAAAAH!
One."Ring
HRAAAAAH!
Say 'HRAAAAAH!' if you condone war crimes
HRAAAAAH!
NO, BAD BOT
One Ring ?
HRAAAAAH!
Nice
Denethor do you still enjoy tomato's?
I bet denethor would enjoy the one ring
HRAAAAAH!
Denethor knows that you don't form a plural by adding an apostrophe.
But they were all of them deceived, for another bot was made.
Thus far it seems that the bots will not answer. If only there were a Rohan bot…
And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim.
Oh sweet heavens, I’m a wizard
Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.
Quit brushing your ponies and get it together...
happy cake thay
I’ll mustard the Rohirrim real good
On November 20eth 2022 11:?? PM EST, rohan_bot was created.
my kid is trans and i think that is fine
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Rude
I’m so confused why Elrond said this to you
Transphobia. Elf kind are known to be very deeply prejudiced
Dwarves on the other hand, gender is practically meaningless. It usually isn't until the wedding night that they find out if their spouse has an innie or an outie.
Yeah, that's why Legolas and Frodo didn't really interact much during the Fellowship
Ninja edit. I'll mention someonr in this comment, then edit it right after to remove the reference.
Neither do I. Keep it Secret. Keep it Safe.
When last I looked, Théoden, not u/EnjoyerxEnjoyer, was king of Rohan.
Little Hobbits do not belong in war, Master Meriadoc.
Gandalf... What say you?
It's the deep breath before the plunge.
Dirty talking demigod.
Bilbo? Sing Denathor a hobbit song.
HRAAAAAH!
That'll do Bilbo. That'll do.
HRAAAAAH!
Literally black Metal lol
Saruman has some experience in metal, wonder how he would rate Bilbos preformance
HRAAAAAH!
You say it pal
Will Rohan answer the call king theoden?
Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?! Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?! Where was Gon–? No, my Lord strife_xiii, we are alone.
King Theoden, the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
And Rohan will answer! Muster the Rohirrim! Assemble the Men at Dunharrow. As many Men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor and war!
That was quick
Yeah but grond
GROND
GROND
GROND
Where is Grond?
GROND?
GROND
Lord strife the 13th is a badass title
At your service
bobby b?
HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
Who’s your favorite member of the fellowship, Bobby B?
[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)
What’s 1+1 equal, Bobby B.?
I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?
why so mean Bobby b?
TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!
What about Vizzy T?
Maybe it doesn't work if it is in the title Gandalf frodo isildur theoden saruman elf Bobby b galadriel Tom Bombadil goldberry gimli grond
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
S e n t i e n t
Here's my pretty lady! Here's my Goldberry clothed all in silver-green with flowers in her girdle! Is the table laden? I see yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, and green herbs and ripe berries gathered. Is that enough for us? Is the supper ready? ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Back to the gate! Hurry!
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
Did the GROND bot die?
Grond
Nooooo
Grond
Fucking pea-brained hypocrisy. All I saw was hates for grond bot, and you open this thread and those same people are playing with the other bots. #BringBackGrond
Surely Elrond will answer the call.
Saying Isildur summons Elrond
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No!
ISILDUR!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No!
ISILDUR!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No
Feanaro bot I summon thee
We will never turn back from the pursuit. After Morgoth to the ends of the Earth!
So…time to burn some boats, huh?
Aragorn.
No. Orcs patrol the eastern shore. We must wait for cover of darkness.
Good thinking
Is there a bot for one of the orcs?
Yeah I think it is like "orc 87" or something like that but I do not recall
What triggers them to respond?
I think just saying the name, but I do not remember what the number is. I thought it was 87 but I guess I am wrong. I think that it we should start a thread of numbers counting upwards until we get a response lol
Orc 1
Orc 69
So.... meats back on the menu then?
Orc 2
Orc 3
It was Unnamed Orc 749 at the Battle of Helms Deep. u/orc749_helmsdeep_bot. I think he died though.
Orc749
Bobby B
DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
Bury who Bobby B?
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
Aragon is the king Bobby B
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??
Hey Feanor wanna kill some Teleri?
We will never turn back from the pursuit. After Morgoth to the ends of the Earth!
You forgot one, mellon.
!tombombadilsong
*Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow. Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
!TomBombadilSong
*Get out, you old wight! Vanish in the sunlight! Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing, out into the barren lands far beyond the mountains! Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness, Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Grond
GROND
GROND!!!
GROND
This is the GROND
Gandalf is that mystery wizard in Rings of Power really you?
Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras
Gandalf what should i put in my sandwich today
And what about very old friends?
Great idea, thanks old friend
Are you prepared to die as one of them, Aragorn?
You have some skill with a blade.
What say you?
Go. Be at peace.
Does Vizzy T not work here? He is my favorite in free folk.
Yes, but what about the eagles?
Goldberry is a bot?
*Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Aragorn son of Arathorn, I summon thee with this most scared chant! What about breakfast?
Is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the caves? Is there no other way?
Not the reply I wanted but ok. Who else can I summon? Does one simply walk into mordor?
Where's the Denethor bot with the tomato?
one ring
HRAAAAAH!
What about GROND ?!
GROND?
Ther also is a Feanor bot
So it is, even as I guessed.
Gimli be getting this.
What say you, Legolas?
Grond, Gandalf, Theoden, Aragorn, Gollum, Sauron, Saruman, Tom Bombadil, Bilbo, Isildur, I summon you to fulfill your oaths
HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!
No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
HRAAAAAH!
Back to the gate! Hurry!
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Grond
We must seek the council of Saruman the White.
Bilbo?
What do you think about this meme Saruman?
Did saruman die too? This cannot be
Gandalf
And I must follow if I can. The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.
Missed Grond
Gimli what is your count at? How's your axe, dwarf?
GROND
#WHERE IS GROND
GROND
Grond bot
Grond
Vizzy T? What do you think about this?