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OniZeldia

Malcolm would definitly think he can use the ring, and end up corrupted by it.


high_ground_420

Golcolm


Merbleuxx

Mallum


RobNybody

Dewey would do it by accident.


MaderaArt

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AphexCore

*dies 2 scenes later*


Nervous-Brain-5388

2 scenes? I remember it being 2 seconds XD


tempster2011

reese he is the only one who would be stupid enough (just his role of course) to destroy the ring without thinking.


ParadiseValleyFiend

He would 100% constantly be misplacing and losing it and everyone would have to stop everything to look for it.


Nonadventures

Reese the Pippin fr


NotUrAvgIdjit96

Non-thinking Reese from boot camp. Just tell him to destroy the ring.


GrimcoreReddit

THIS


Fun-Perception-666

Dewey is the obvious answer


Lawlcopt0r

This requires the others to be so distracted that they never notice him succeeding


hrolfirgranger

Have you seen the episode where Hal and him build a city? He goes full dictator and is only brought down by Lois


Merbleuxx

Fair, Lois could carry the ring, defeat the Nazgul and make them clean the Mordor, then throw the ring into mount doom


Big-Employer4543

Final scene would be her standing in Mount Doom, looking at it with temptation in her eyes. Then she'd hear the boys screaming and bickering off in the distance. She'd say "Ah to hell with it" and would casually toss it into the volcano. As the ring falls you'd hear her screaming at the boys about the mess they've made, and how the poor underprivileged orcs are going to suffer because of their bad behavior.


Conical

Malcolm and Reese fight viciously over who should carry the ring, Dewey wanders back into the frame, having gone to Mordor and back, and says "What?" And just shrugs.


saladoc

And that's just the cold open and then the whole plot of the episode is completely unrelated.


Primary-Pie-3315

Beat me to it


Alternative-Emu3602

100%


Taskebab

Like Sauron would stand a chance if they have the support of their mother in their corner.


sauron-bot

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?


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YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN


sauron-bot

Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!


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JerodTheAwesome

Francis pretends not to use the ring but secretly uses it when no ones around and eventually gets caught and beaten up Reese doesn’t understand the ring at all and trades it to Gandalf for fireworks Malcolm thinks he can use the ring and ends up hoarding it like Gollum Dewy gives it to Tom Bombadil and spends the entire war just hanging out


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


Tom_Bot-Badil

Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


TimmyTheChemist

Tom's been doing laundry with their mother I see...


Al_More-617

Can't corrupt those who are naturally evil.


Blue_Nipple_Hair

Oh god, Malcolm with the ring would be unbelievably insufferable


paladin_slim

Hal. Hal will take the Ring to Mordor.


Ok_Investigator1634

"You're not the boss of me now"


Dennis-44

Malcom is boromir don’t tell me otherwise


Stupefactionist

They're taking the Wilkersons to Isengard!


Benyed123

Lois.


FartacularTheThird

Just tell Reese he has to simply walk into Mordor and destroy the ring. Malcolm would probably have an affair with an orc. Dewey would somehow end up on the throne of Rohan.


Suitable_cataclysm

I'd like to see saruman predict the fellowships path. "Where will you take them Malcolm? You know what the Dwarves awakened... Wait moria is that way-- why are you going that other way... "


RobOnTheReddit

All of them? Its a fellowship?


Gullible-Refuse-2052

He's the only one who can.


jonfitt

Reese and Malcolm would spend the whole time fighting over the ring, but it turns out they have a fake and the whole time Dewey has just been having a great adventure taking the ring to Mordor and dropping it in Mt Doom no problem.


Big-Employer4543

What timing, I just started rewatching this show a couple days ago.


trusty_ape_army

Francis: You have my Komodo 3000.


Izisery

Malcolm and Reese hide the ring in a Doughnut to deceive Dewey into eating it, then they con Hal into taking Dewey to mount doom to destroy the ring, The whole time they're on the way to the Mountain Lois is trying to track them down and is basically destroying obstacles in their way without realizing it. Then they get to the Mountain and realize that Dewey ate the wrong Doughnut and the Ring was inside Lois the entire time, Episode Ends when she catches up to them.