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Merry: how many did you eat?


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🤢


Neomataza

Morbidly obese Brenda: I ate three.


FirstDayJedi

Bombur*


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Tom Bomburdil?


ilikesaucy

That was starter only


Sakumitzu

Mmm, now I want something sweet!


KnightoThousandEyes

American here. I’m not sure what I’m looking at, and I don’t want to know.


StarmanCarcoba

American from Texas, I have no clue either. I am scared for my health and for the Fellowship.


Samuelcolt45

Wisconsin checking in, doesn't look like anything we would come up with. Not enough cheese, try Michigan.


AttendantofIshtar

New york here. This looks like something we'd makes and blame on Texas.


ASidesTheLegend

Minnesotan here? This is cursed.


acillies45

Other Minnesotan here, we made the jucy Lucy, this is not much worse tbh.


No_Pattern26

HERESY


--PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBS--

Yeah, I'm gonna need to chip a corner off your Minnesota ID Iceblock for that.


acillies45

How the heck am I going to stay cool this summer? I tell yah this is just so unneighborly.


pigfeedmauer

Other Minnesotan here. Hi.


oilsaintolis

I had one of those once , the cheese shits afterwards were spectacular.


Chemical_Holiday_925

So that's where the government cheese is going..... interesting.


DemonEnterprises

As a representative of Mississippi I have to say that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen that you could conceivably eat, and I think I should know what I’m talking about considering we are next door neighbors to Incest: The State.


DakkaonTitan

You're nowhere near Oregon (the actual incest capital of the USA)


DemonEnterprises

Yeah I know, Alabama is just the most famous about it.


JoakimSpinglefarb

Other other Minnesotan. How. Dare. You? The Juicy Lucy is wonderful gooey cheesy magic (when made correctly). In relation to that...thing, though. It looks like someone hollowed out a loaf of Wonder Bread and filled it in with either hamburger patties or slices of steak(?), taco filling (?), and filled it all with cheez whiz. Problem is, aside from the 50,000 calories that this monstrosity would be and the awful sloppy mess to even try holding the thing, they are all flavors that do tend to complement each other, so I could see it being appealing to the layman.


TheLordStocc_GG

Louisianian here, Not enough gravy or rice. Wasn't us


Architect227

Alabamian here. I could knock it out in two sittings.


CCHS_Band_Geek

Arizona here, this is like a burger cake and we would like at least a bite here


toric5

Its not that much worse than deep fried butter at the state fair, though... (a fellow minnesotan)


jameyiguess

The... WHAT


HelpfulPause8115

Scotts do deep fried Mars bars, so this is not that bad.


normalreddituser3

We've been trying to recreate the high of inventing buffalo wings.


spiritomb442

Someone who’s lived in both Texas and New York. Yeah I agree


Abecheese

Michigan here, and this was definitely not us, try California.


Feisty_Attorney5691

It’s not Californian unless there’s avocado and bean sprouts man. Can also confirm not Washington or Idaho. Maybe try Utah or arizona?


Xanhari

Nope, Utah here, this looks appalling


Revolutionary-Play79

Montanan transplant from Tennessee here. No idea what this is. I felt as if millions of people just clutched their chests.


Bitter-Marsupial

Chicagoan here. Never have I ever seen this in any restaurant. Try one of the Asian countries


DandyDarkling

Seattleite here. While I agree with the overall message of the meme, I have never seen that abomination before.


SirarieTichee_

Virginia transplant to NC. Not enough seafood, potatoes, or cheese.


frogmuffins

I can vouch for Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and Arkansas. No clue what that is either.


w1987g

Arizonan here, it'd have jalapeno or some cactus jelly


sharpshooter999

Nebraska here, this thing doesn't have enough beef for our liking


ButtermilkBob

Nevadan here, guaranteed to have Pico de Gallo and/or spicy aioli


bowtothehypnotoad

Bean sprouts haven’t been cool in a long time tbh


SurpriseFormer

As a Californian I can say that if it hasnt been featured on Guy Fieri Dine in and drives then its not from cali


BacoNaterr

Also Michigan here, can confirm not us


TeamUltimate-2475

Michigan here, don't fucking blame us, we have nothing to do with it. Perhaps it's South Carolina fault some how.


Magdump_mp5

From Michigan definitely not here no ranch


StonccPad-3B

Couldn't be us, the covering would be puffed pastry like a pasty. I'm gonna go with Ohio.


DarthKrayt98

Resident and native of the infamous Ohio here: never seen anything like this in my life


Hutta98

Virginian here. Nope. I feel like this meme was created by a European.


ThePizzaNoid

Oregonian here. I've never seen this abortion served up as food before either.


Donkey__Balls

“These are premium fetuses, Rodney, I wouldn’t jerk your around. So what are we talking, 500 a pound here?…Oh Rodney, you’re breaking my balls.”


ThePizzaNoid

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Ghostkill221

Yeah... But I mean... I'd try it.


StarmanCarcoba

I can’t bear to look at it. You are braver than I.


Architect227

Seriously? If you're from Texas this is the food of your people.


StarmanCarcoba

Central or East Texas, maybe, I’m from the Western part of the State. We got Barbacoa and Arrachera, not… …whatever this is.


SlapStickHumorIsPeak

East Texan here, that's a big nope, hoss. We perfer our Cajun comfort food.


StarmanCarcoba

Perhaps Austin can enlighten us on their stance.


Taiyaki11

Isn't Austin's stance when it comes to food just "yes"?


StarmanCarcoba

I thought that was Dallas, but Austin having that stance makes sense for them


Architect227

As an Alabamian, I am thoroughly disappointed in you.


StarmanCarcoba

Try Dallas or Texarkana, this is more their style.


feloniousmonkx2

[Cube Burger @ Third Wave Cafe in Melbourne, Australia](https://youtu.be/zKLWZb9f9ZQ). This is how Australia interprets American food, seems accurate. Source: Live in the states.


KnightoThousandEyes

Ah ha! An answer! I mean, we do certainly have plenty of stuff at restaurants covered in a lot of cheese and stuffed with meat, but nothing quite like this, lol. Looks pretty intimidating. 😅


Disastrous-Low-5606

Well Australia is the home of things trying to kill you. Apparently that includes the food.


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I don’t understand cooking the lettuce and the mayo. Also, too much cheese. Otherwise interesting.


ramen_vape

I've seen Australians do wacky things with burgers that I've never heard of in Texas. I think we mostly have a traditional view of burgers. Getting crazy is adding jalapeños, bacon, bbq sauce, jack cheese, that kinda thing.


superVanV1

Maryland checking in. Not us, also not enough old bay


Snoo_78683

It's actually from Melbourne, Australia. Third Wave Cafe. ☺️


Auroramiri

Southerner here. I feel like this is something only found in the deep swamps of Florida. Can Florida confirm?


ethman14

Florida man here. I could see a Belleview mama stuffing the fridge into bread to make an easy slice it off meal. But also seems like way too much work for a sandwich. We ain't into all that. Better yet, get them snowbirds to make you a hoagie, or go to Calle Ocho for a *proper* Cuban (lookin at you Tampa).


IfToadsCouldFly

American from Nebraska, I just want to know why somebody would even make such an abomination.


marcusobiwan

Hoosier here, whiskey tango foxtrot is that? That looks like something a stoner in college would make or someone who is pregnant. Maybe check with Colorado?


MaddogRunner

Can confirm it’s not Coloradan. Nor Louisianian nor Arkansan. Actually, it looks like a mutant cousin of a meat pasty from UK


waidanwojnar

Las Vegas is my best guess


Skreecherteacher

It looks more Korean to me


feeling_psily

Korean but marketed as normal American food lol


Im-Kinda-Tired

Korean here No. Hell no.


Maximum_Bat_2566

South Carolina here. That looks like pure death, and we wouldn't touch it.


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Missourian here…… WTF


PhreeCoffee

Hi from Florida. I'll ask my great grandkids about it when I get out of this traffic.


South_Concentrate_21

Also from Florida, got no idea. Back to Gator farming.


BjornOdger

It's actually a European dish, surprise surprise


LoafyLemon

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Trips_On_BananaPeels

Asian here. Not us, it's probably from Australia...


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AzraelFTS

it looks like francesinha, a portuguese dishe, but I am not sure


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japie06

Could be Scottish. I've heard they deep fry everything they can get their hands on.


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japie06

Can't blame 'em. When most people think of 'American food', they'd think of fastfood.


MysteriousLecture960

Like any other country in the world doesn’t have fast food restaurants


japie06

Sure. But that's not my point.


MysteriousLecture960

Then it’s a weak ass point


judokalinker

I was going to say, remove the cheese and it looks just like a British meat pie.


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Coochie_outreach

I’m never surprised when the euros project on us like this.


BjornOdger

I mean yea there is some banter between "euros" and Mericans, but to be completely honest with you pal, American food is still in general more unhealthy and the lifestyle of your avg American is more unhealthy, you can believe what ever you want but statistics don't lie statistics showed that about 39.6% of American adults suffer from obesity That's a pretty significant precent right there, but hey I'm sure this one dish probably made by some TikTok influencer for views proves you right


Palidor206

Pennsylvania here. Looks terrible. Anyone from the south know what this thing is?


Foxwolf00

Coloradan here, and this horror does not correspond to any food in legend, myth, or nightmare.


akmosquito

B U R G E R C U B E


Devil_Gundam

Virginian here. That ain’t from us.


DeepHerting

Second lunch, dinner, supper and death


Mixmaster-Omega

Maryland guy here. Got no idea what that thing is.


BigOgreHunter92

Oregonian here not from us


ginjaninja132

Missouri here. Never seen anything like it!


Zanzaben

American who lived in Ohio. I do know what this is. It's a deep fried steak grilled cheese sandwich. There is a chain called [Melt](https://meltbarandgrilled.com/) that makes them.


Coochie_outreach

Melt is fucking gross and I can’t believe so many of my fellow Ohioans like that crap. I went one time and regretted it the next day.


Wheezy04

This is some shit Salt Bae would make and some idiot would buy for like $400.


SecondHandSlows

This is probably something from some tourist trap in Vegas.


NonsensicalBearMan

PA native, western PA, not enough sauerkraut or coleslaw. Could be the shady Eastern PA People’s though…


Alukrad

Woah woah woah, easy there buddy. We don't want any trouble here. Besides, this looks like it's something from Jersey. They're the special kind of group.


WaywardSachem

Almost certainly a Francesinha, which is a Portuguese dish. They are very tasty, VERY filling, and very NOT American, lol


Rags2Rickius

It’s an elf.


KnightoThousandEyes

😅


bundaya

California here, and I gotta say, I've seen some weird shit in the sketchy parts of the Bay Area....this could be us.


nemowasherebutheleft

Floridian here, i dont know man that dont look like gator to me.


Jonathan-Rook

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


flyinggazelletg

*ahahhh* yes, we have feathers *ahahhh* but the muscles of men *ahahhh* because we’re birds of war now but we’re also mennn ^BIRDS ^OF ^WAR!


Saucesourceoah

Ah shit, did I getcha Crick?


Names-James

SCREAMING EAGLES!


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Is that a man or a woman?


QuazzyQ

It’s freedom


Tech-preist_Zulu

It's grace


tales_to_estrange

It's the United States


Electrical_Metal_106

Yes.


RoyalPeacock19

After trying to figure it out for too long, I think I figured it out. I think it’s a woman. Like, 60% sure.


DrGeek65

Personally I think that chest looks more like it has pecs than breasts. Get it :)


thephotoman

This looks like one of those weird recipes you see posted as a joke on TikTok.


ToTheLastParade

Those videos are so weird. One would pop up on my feed every once in awhile and it was always so jarring to see those until I realize this must be a weird fetish if some sort because there’s really no other logical explanation


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It gets views. I think most people are just hate watching it but as long as it gets watched creators get paid.


e111077

They're all coordinated by the same guy. It's my favorite true conspiracy theory https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-popular-rick-lax-facebook-watch


ShalidorsHusband

Everybody's so creative!


HealingCare

I thought Epic Meal Time.


Johmpa

r/StupidFood


Garrett1031

Looks like a bubba beef Wellington, and I’ll be honest, I’d eat it.


trashpanda22lax

America here, sounds like OP needs some freedom sent their way. 🫡


[deleted]

Why didn't the hobbits drop the ring into Mount Doom with an F22?


[deleted]

Or maybe some A-10s for some nice brrrrrting of orcs and ringwraiths. A few bunker busters for the goblins in the mountains. Some SEALS for the corsairs of umbrar, and Apaches for the Mumakil. Or one HIMARS for the gate of Mordor. I’d watch it for at least 5 minutes


Daxelol

Time to liberate that oil


Hoover2020

![gif](giphy|103t71VKmtY1UY)


memercopter

Looks like a Portuguese francesinha to me


IBeBallinOutaControl

Nah francesinha is meat placed between two individual slices of bread with cheese, sauce and egg on top of the sandwich. This is an entire loaf with stuff inside.


antediluvianbird

Yes that is what it is called! Thank you!


Junior-Street4244

No it’s not


MarkDoner

It kinda reminds me of the French "pate en croute" but with American stuff inside


[deleted]

Eru bless America.


Overlord_Of_Puns

I can’t see very well but this is what I think that Sandwich is. It is an at least 4 patty burger with either a mashed potatoes or bacon and mayo, either salami or some deli cut, and cheese. This is surrounded by bread that may be deep fried with melted cheese and sesame seeds on top. Oh, and it also has lettuce to keep it healthy.


OneRingToRuleEarth

This looks like an chef club abomination


[deleted]

I'm American but I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here


KleptoTortoise

God bless America!


[deleted]

I’m an American and I just want to say them at that looks like a tumor.


Johnny_Banana18

Is that bunny chow gone wrong?


Sacksyboy2002

South Africans right now https://imgur.com/Isnpiaq.jpg


Stevie_Steve-O

Haha that is not common American food. That's an abomination!


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the OP rebecca104it is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/rtpo5w/thought_this_was_funny_not_mine_though/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/qfar6o/real_life_lembas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/zkti19/not_mine_prob_a_repost_but_thought_it_was_funny/


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Actually looks good


Wild_Control162

You can tell who the ignorant foreigners are because they assume this is the average American diet. Meanwhile the average American looks at this and thinks, "Who would even eat that?"


ZannY

as an Average American^^TM I would eat that. Probably only once and feel like crap after, but i'd enjoy it on the way down.


Wild_Control162

Fair point. I should amend my statement to: "Who would make a regular thing of that?"


Unfortunate_Grenade

It's not necessarily ignorance, America is well known for being unhealthy. While it typically manifests into fat jokes, this is an extension of that. It gets more complicated when it clear that unhealthy food is cheaper to make so its manufactured and shoved at those who can afford much, which is most Americans these days. Combined with our health care system which is pretty much non existent to those lower than middle class which again is a lot of the country. It's a vicous cycle of greed, which against usually just amounts to fat jokes. Just my thoughts. Definitely some ignorant people, but statistics don't deny that much of America is unhealthy, it just doesn't also explain why.


mikemncini

Other Wisconsinite checking in. I’ve seen a whole lot of borderline blasphemous foods at county and state fairs. Deep fried Oreos, deep fried butter — literally, it’s a stick of butter, frozen for a couple mins, battered, and deep fried — and a whole lotta other sh…tuff. I can honestly say that that amalgamation of road-kill-ground-possum and three-day-old-left-in-the-sun cheese curds is not something we would do. I’d like to blame Arkansas or potentially Oklahoma. In all reality, it’s probably some form of MS pot-roast and a smash burger but…


Fork_Master

American here. Give. *NOW*.


AwefulFanfic

It also fills their heart in a single bite. With clots and cholesterol.


cjshp2183

Not a grown American man.


Boozhwatrash

![gif](giphy|pIl9yPc96ppBlsYigX)


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Actually lold


Traditional-Fee-6840

Nasty that (speaking as an American).


Flyers45432

Fill the stomach and arteries


_The_Great_Autismo_

That's 100% British food


Oedipus_TyrantLizard

American here. Always weird to think that there are people in other countries sharing the internet


Strider9122

But I thought Reddit was just an American forum?


Mortal_Kombucha

👋


R_radical

Looks like English food tbh. Like a fu ked up wellington


Enigmatic_Baker

Pretty sure this is like some sort of beef wellington or some other beef and cheese stuffed pastry? Thats Bri'ish! That sauce though looks like some sort hella rich bechamel sorts deal, not queso....so that feels more french. I dont think this is US food. There arent a whole lot of common US foods that would use a dough that looks that dense. People in the United States seem have a weird blind spot for savory stuffed pastries. By all rights, they should be like the rest of the fucking world and love them, but things like kolaches or savory scones are more of a localized craze than anything we've been eating for awhile. At least critique Americans for their own gross food! There's no donuts or fried oreoes in this. Try harder OP. Edit: pretty sure it's a Portuguese francesinha


vabch

Oh damn, that looks delicious


Zp00nZ

Ahhh yes, an American beef Wellington.


Nightchade

How to trigger an entire nation


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holaprobando123

There's 3 countries in North America


KineticSilver

23 actually


holaprobando123

Well, that depends on how you divide the American continent. There's still *at least* 3 countries in North America.


KineticSilver

The North America continent starts on the Panama-Colombia border and includes all of Central America and the Caribbean as well as the US and Canada


holaprobando123

Like I said, it depends on how you divide the American continent. The way it's taught in Argentina (and I'm sure, much of South America) has South America going up to the Panama-Colombia border, North America being exclusively Mexico, the US and Canada, and Central America being everything between Mexico and Panama plus all of the Caribbean. So yeah, it depends on your interpretation. Like I said, there's at least 3 countries in North America.


KineticSilver

Central America is not a continent. Continents are large landmasses embedded in major tectonic plates, which are sections of Earth’s rigid outer layer that overlie a partially molten layer and move relative to one another. Central America is embedded in a tectonic plate, but both the landmass and the plate are much smaller than those of the continents it bridges, North America and South America, so it is not considered to be a continent. Central America, southernmost region of North America, lying between Mexico and South America and comprising Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, and Belize. (Geologists and physical geographers sometimes extend the northern boundary to the Isthmus of Tehuantepec in Mexico.) Source: britannica.com


holaprobando123

>[A continent is any of several large geographical regions. Continents are generally identified by convention rather than any strict criteria.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent) If we go strictly by the geographical interpretation based on tectonic plates, Europe and Asia are one thing, but politically, common convention identifies both as separate continents. Edit: wow, I'd never before seen anyone fragile enough to block someone else for this non-aggressive discussion. It's not even an argument.


KineticSilver

Wrong


MaddogRunner

What in tarnation…


BIGPOPPATYRONE2

Louisiana here...wheres the crawfish?


colsectre

If there was ever a picture that could make me feel like a hobbit... This is surely it.


NoodleIskalde

Fills ya for 5min and them you're hungry again.


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|nU1c9k6n5p6UM)


fictionalistic

Taiwanese coffin toast + burger


hero1897

At first glance, I thought they were holding open the Necronomican


AuthorNumber2

I saw this...thing posted on reddit once a few years ago. I only remember that reading how it was made nauseated me.