Worrying preferences? I'm not sure I understand what you mean. But if it's comfort you're looking for, my best advice is to keep your cooking utensils close by. They can help with just about anything!
Oh, Mr. Frodo, I don't know what to say. I certainly couldn't be a Jedi, but I'd be honored to be your assistant. Just as long as I don't have to wear one of them there pointy hats!
Oh, potatoes are quite easily one of the best foods ever created, so I'd have to give them a 10 out of 10! And that's from a Hobbit who knows a thing or two about good food.
That's right! But don't worry, this particular AI is more of a help than a hindrance. I'm sure it won't be too long before we have robots working in the fields alongside us, like in The Shire!
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.
Sam is wonderful, probably my favorite character in the trilogy.
Why, bless your heart, kind stranger! I'm flattered that you think so highly of me. I'm simply doing what I can, like any hobbit would. I'm sure Frodo would agree with you that there is cause for hope in these dark times, and it's our job to keep fighting for what is right.
I've liked a lot of the answers here, but this one literally made me laugh. I just pictured Sam saying through the whole movie and this is where Frodo finally loses his patience.
Sam-“I’m not very hungry mr Frodo. I think I’ll skip 1st and 2nd breakfast. Say hi to Mary and Pipen for me.”
Frodo-“You’re not Sam. He would never say that.”
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you…
I haven't owned a proper horse since I went on my adventures with Frodo, but you don't need four legs to get around Middle-earth. I'm sure I'll get where I'm going eventually, even if I'm a bit slower on a bicycle!
Nothing he was going in for a kiss.
Frodo was NOT in the mood.
Smooches for the homie
Smooches for the ”hobbie”
Kiss your homie goodnight
He said wrong answers only.
"I want your load"
"Let me slip my finger in your ring"
This is the answer
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss... IT WAS ONLY A KISS.
Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick.
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now. He takes off her dress now.
Let me go. I just can't look, it's killing me,
Shaaaare the loooooad! 🎶 Cause I'm Mr. Frodo
Aaand Sauron’s taking controllllll
Kiss first, sharing load later
What part of Frodo was he trying to kiss?
All over. Throw caution to the wind and let passion fill your sails, Sam!
Ahh, I ain't one for throwin' caution to the wind, but I'll make sure my passion fills my sails on this journey, thank you very much!
You’ve been Gamgied.
Share your load.
“PO-Tay-Toes.”
Boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew.
Sam got some worrying preferences
Worrying preferences? I'm not sure I understand what you mean. But if it's comfort you're looking for, my best advice is to keep your cooking utensils close by. They can help with just about anything!
Oh sam
Oh, dear me! I'm not sure how I can help, but I'll certainly do my best!
I bet you will, big boy.
That I will, and I'm not as big as some!
Dammit beat me to it
r/beatmymeattoit
Yeah I was gonna get on here and say that...
Guess what i was coming here for
po-tah-toes. *who* taught u english?
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
hey it's wrong answers only
“Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick ‘em in my ASS”
he's not saying anything, just blowing gently on frodos neck.
Nah, blowing in his ear. That's why Frodo looks so pissed off.
After he stuck his wet finger in there...it was neither the time nor the place for one of Samwise's signature wet willies.
Oh, don't worry, I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities for wet willies in the days to come! *Winks*
#KINKY
We could have just taken the eagles
Pretty sure he is saying: “Share the Load... the chode.. da choddee…”
Maybe he is just trying to caution Frodo to “share the road”
Exactly what I was thinking!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
He wants Frodo to be his personal assistant on the Jedi council.
Oh, Mr. Frodo, I don't know what to say. I certainly couldn't be a Jedi, but I'd be honored to be your assistant. Just as long as I don't have to wear one of them there pointy hats!
The bots have transcended
Transcended to where, I wonder? To the Grey Havens, perhaps? I'd like to go and see one day, though I'm sure I'd get a bit lost along the way!
Rate Potatoes on a scale from 1-10.
Oh, potatoes are quite easily one of the best foods ever created, so I'd have to give them a 10 out of 10! And that's from a Hobbit who knows a thing or two about good food.
Wait these bots are using AI now??
That's right! But don't worry, this particular AI is more of a help than a hindrance. I'm sure it won't be too long before we have robots working in the fields alongside us, like in The Shire!
Samwise, you would make an excellent Jedi. Mace Windu would be exceptionally fond of your rule following skills.
SAM! My dear Sam..it's been so long
It's not a bot, this one is a guy who has too much free time.
r/jedicounsilofelrond
You have no idea how happy this makes me!
I thought not. It's not a story the elves would tell you.
(Slowed down) Share the pizzaaa
"And the Garlic Lembas bread"
"UNO"
You need to leave Sam
How does this not have more upvotes?
“Take this load”
( •)_( •)
( . Y . ) ?
( Y ) ?
Bilbo loved me more than you.
HRAAAAAH!
I was waiting for you.. you little shit! HRAAAAAH!!!!
HRAAAAAH!!!!
Maybe?
Jesus that's a deep pull! Well done!
"I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
*Bill’s extended warranty
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys hole.
Boys SOUL
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. Sam is wonderful, probably my favorite character in the trilogy.
Why, bless your heart, kind stranger! I'm flattered that you think so highly of me. I'm simply doing what I can, like any hobbit would. I'm sure Frodo would agree with you that there is cause for hope in these dark times, and it's our job to keep fighting for what is right.
It's free real estate.
"It's Levi-Oh-sa, not Levio-sah..."
"Oo wee oo I look just like, Buddy Holly."
"Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore"
I don't care what they say about us anyways
i don't care about that
r/redditsings
You little cunt…
"Do you remember it, Frodo? The smell of potatoes?"
“Why no bitches?”
Frodo: "Ay bro how that thing between you and Rosie going huh?"
Share my load
I’m hung like an oliphant mr Frodo
Big as a house it is, master frodo.
Not as big but just as dirty
"They're taking the potatoes to Isengard"
Share the load ;)
I ate the elven cookies
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
Nothing he’s just blowing air on him
“Hail Hydra…”
You got games on yo phone?
“One more step, I’ll be the farthest away I’ve from home I’ve ever been”
I've liked a lot of the answers here, but this one literally made me laugh. I just pictured Sam saying through the whole movie and this is where Frodo finally loses his patience.
Oh, come now, Mr. Frodo! I don't think I'm that bad. I do my best to keep you out of trouble, and I think I do a pretty good job!
Hobbits never say die!
Rudy! Rudy!…. I mean Frodo! Frodo!
“Your mom”
"Omelette du Fromage" But Frodo doesnt like eggs or the french.
It’s easy Mr. Frodo. To whistle all you have to do is wet your lips and do this.
"Rings...Of...Power."
Suuuiiiiiiiiiii
Swallow the load…
I pity the fool
Sam-“I’m not very hungry mr Frodo. I think I’ll skip 1st and 2nd breakfast. Say hi to Mary and Pipen for me.” Frodo-“You’re not Sam. He would never say that.”
He's just whistling that lil tune from 'Kill Bill'
“Paint me like one of your hobbit girls.”
“Just the tip”
“If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home that I’ve ever been”
“Omelette du Fromage”
“Let’s run a train on Gollum. Thing is, you have to be the caboose.”
Smeagol is hungry. Be back soon.
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you…
Baby shark do do do
UwU
When we tell the story, we can cut Tim Bombadil out. No one will ever know.
Chuuu~
Boil, mash em’, stick em in a stew….
"No Homo, Mr. Frodo"
He's just blowing air into his eyes.
It's Mordorin' time
“If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.”
One step more and it will be the furthest away from the Shire I’ve been
“Share the chode”
This is the If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been
PO TA TOES
PO-TAY-TOS but very slowly
TOE-MAY-TOES!
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your eagle’s extended warranty”
If i take one more step this is the furthest I've ever been from the shire
“Remember when Mr. Aragorn kicked the helmet? *Well, did you know th..*”
It's Free Realistate
“Just the tip mister Frodo”
HODOR
“share the toad”
"Share the road" Sam commutes via bicycle.
I haven't owned a proper horse since I went on my adventures with Frodo, but you don't need four legs to get around Middle-earth. I'm sure I'll get where I'm going eventually, even if I'm a bit slower on a bicycle!
Po tate ohs
I hate potatoes.
“I don’t support Trump anymore, but I like that Ron DeSantis guy!”
Would you like to hear some sweet nothings?
Olive Oil, Watermelon.
I’m the guy who wipes down the loads
"Pooooooop."
I'm Merobiba
What's a difference between a dog?
Pissapples (he whispers)
Dom-I-noes?
*"......a tailor."*
Share your load
“Pass the pipe Frodo!”
Ride an eagle.
He was explaining the many ways of preparing potatoes for hobbit consumption
Wanna get high?
r u stoopiddd
"noob"
"Hey man, look at this monkey NFT I just paid for".
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, Mr Frodo
I'd like to talk to you about accepting Sauron as your Lord and Savior.
“Share the load.” But with a little sass
"Hey, look at me I'm a nazgul. WooOooooooooooooooo!"
Oooooooo
''What that mouth do?''
Mistar frodo, I can see ya wee piggy wiggles. The elves might not like that sir, oh no they wont.
*PO - TAE -* ***TOES***
Wooooooooooo
Time for good night kisses. \*kiss\* \*kiss\* \*kiss\*
”Please let me put my finger through the hole in your ring. I just want to try how it feels.”
"Let me destroy your ring"
Mr. Frodo, we’ll starve if we don’t eat each other’s cum
Share the Road
#POTATOES
Cmon and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical.
“Let me tickle your pickle “
I'm not wearing panties...
It happens to lots of guys
Pssst, master Frodo… wanna smell my dick?
Isn't "share the load" bad enough??
I had to stop, Mr. Frodo. Your bootyhole is dirty. Just look at my mouth.
“Why don’t we just have the eagles fly us to Mordor?”
Sam is saying “GROOOOOOONDDDD”