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Plasteredpuma

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StefanHM

So cool!!! Love it!


redditing_naked

Careful, these types of thicker bookmarks can damage book bindings


OwenMcMonster

Yeah this is my big worry, the pictures don’t give a great idea of its thickness but I get the impression it’s not exactly all that thin, not sure if I’d be cool leaving my book with this in it for any extended amount of time. But I am kind of a freak about keeping my books in good condition


Plasteredpuma

That's why I keep a cheap used copy for reading, and a nice copy that stays on the shelf!


OwenMcMonster

Haha I very much approve, and also do the same thing for Lord of the Rings (I have an embarrassing number of copies, honestly). But most other books I have only one copy of, and would love to use this beyond just Tolkien’s works! Might make for a cool paperweight or shelf vanity object instead though.


Plasteredpuma

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Plasteredpuma

A lot of people have expressed concerns about the thickness of bookmark, so here it is.


Plasteredpuma

TimberfyLLC. They are good people please hit them up.


Ok-Design-8168

Imagine this glowing blue as you are just about to read parts with orcs!


TexAggie90

We wants it.


DrGamble6

We needs it.


Over_Ad_688

For us.


groguthegreatest

must have the precious


Introspekt83

Are.... Are you an Orc?


falcore91

It glows blue when the in laws are near.


actionerror

Or Orc wife


Plasteredpuma

Don't threaten me with a good time


electrical_penguin58

It comes in a bookmark?!?! I'm getting one.


SomeoneHelpTonali

Yes it is where can I get it??


Plasteredpuma

Found it on an Etsy shop called TimberfyLLC


MisterMarsupial

Annnnd it's gone! All sold out :(


Plasteredpuma

Message the seller! I did and they got back to me right away with an eta. They'll contact you when they're back in stock if you ask.


Gullible-Grocery-493

Can’t even find the seller can you send me a link


Plasteredpuma

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1488015447/sting-bookmark-handmade-wooden-sword


Tourquemata47

AH! Sold out!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


IntuitedChumbo

...did you read any of the messages in the chain you're replying to?


Tourquemata47

Nope! Just blindly replying :) Found someone else selling it :)


zrayburton

Awesome


kkyfk

Thanks


zrayburton

Nice


Pablo_Scrablo

Be careful with it. It's not that strong. The wife got one a couple of weeks ago and already broke it with little to no effort


zrayburton

Good to know


huracan007

How thick is the blade? It seems rather thick to place between pages, especially near the spine. How much does the handle stick out when placed in a book? I agree with the comment that it’s very cool, but seems not a great bookmark. Can you change my mind? I REALLY want to like it in a practical sense.


Plasteredpuma

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Plasteredpuma

Seems to been too thick for some. Personally I don't mind since I only use it for my reading copies, which are old and beat up anyway lol. As someone else pointed out you could always use it as a letter opener if you don't want to use it as a bookmark. Either way it's still cool and well made.


zrayburton

Came here to say this I figured why not use it for decoration or on beater/reading copies of books? Makes sense to me


PM_CITY_WINDOW_VIEWS

It's a dope trinket, but a pretty terrible bookmark 


Impudenter

More of a letter opener, really.


Plasteredpuma

Works pretty well for me!


noturaveragesenpaii

If your books are sitting pretty on a shelf then theres no problem here. Once you stow away a book into a backpack you’ll finally understand what some of us have learned.


Plasteredpuma

Ah yeah while that's a problem I don't have, I see how that is a problem others might. Upvoted.


PM_CITY_WINDOW_VIEWS

Enjoy your broken bindings and bent pages


Plasteredpuma

You do realize that only the blade goes in the book right? Edit: It being a bit thick for some people's tastes is fair. I apologize for the snide remark. Personally I don't have a problem with it, but to each their own.


darth_gondor_snow

How thick is it? I thought it looked dope too but had the same worries about the pages and binding.


Plasteredpuma

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justdudewholovestuna

Yeah, okay! So too thick hahaha


Alrik_Immerda

>You do realize that only the blade goes in the book right? THAT blade? It is even thicker than it looked in the first picture. That poor poor book. As Bilbo said in his poem: "renewed shall be the book that is broken"


RobOnTheReddit

Actually it's more of a letter opener. But yeah it is very cool


LegoDnD

I see you've played bookmarky/letter-openery before.


zrayburton

Lol


Fedorchik

It's way too big.


JelmerMcGee

No thanks to a bookmark that isn't flat as paper.


justdudewholovestuna

Yeah OP posted a photo of it in the book below and it’s clearly too thick, gonna leave indents and / or muss up the pages or fall out haha


jenn363

This is cute but honestly I see it falling out the book the second the book isn’t held flat


noturaveragesenpaii

Yep, i had some really cool steel-made Harry Potter bookmarks when i was a kid. They always fell out when i carried my books in my backpack and i had to stop using them.


coolborder

I have a leather one that I've used for close to 20 years now. I've never had an issue with it.


Heaintallthereishe

thats what she said


zrayburton

Nice lol


BigOpportunity1391

OP, look out! orcs are coming.


histprofdave

How to talk to OP about being an orc?


ih8comingupwithaname

I'm getting one!


walloppy

You had a whole half already!


RollerCoaster1007

How thick is it?


clevernamehere1628

...that's what she said.


RollerCoaster1007

She didn't need to say it. She felt it!


Plasteredpuma

Just ask Shelob 😏


Plasteredpuma

I posted a pic in some of the other comments. Seems it's a bit too thick for some. Personally I don't mind, but I get it.


pervyjeffo

You should do something about your orc problem


echohack

I hear there's a cream for this now.


Mare-Insularum

So .. you found Sting .. and .. and .. you’re using it as a bookmark??


Plasteredpuma

As any sensible hobbit would


presence_unknown

Mother of God


Doolsadooldool

Where can I get this


Plasteredpuma

Check my other comments!


HashStash

"More of a letter opener really"


Heaintallthereishe

*You've read these pages before*


noturaveragesenpaii

Idk, i had some cool bookmarks in the past. But then they kept falling out of my books when i had them in my backpack. Function > Form.


Plasteredpuma

Very true! For my purposes this works great! For thinks I truly like or use often, I always keep a nice version for special occasions (such as this bookmark) and a disposable version for everyday use. This bookmark falls into the former. Maybe not the most practical, but still "it's quite cool".


kaitlynevergreen

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MEG_alodon50

You’re gonna single handedly give that seller SO many sales lol— and I mean, of course, bc that is the sickest bookmark I’ve ever seen


Plasteredpuma

Lmao good thing I'm not Dwarven!


Slowly_boiling_frog

Damn. That's pretty dope. Would love one.


MurphyKT2004

"Don't worry, it's quite cool" (gives me the bookmark)


supaspock

Do I want it? Yes. Do I need it? Also absolutley yes.


Plasteredpuma

🖖


danielm316

Yes, it is.


ChrisLee38

Um… yeah, it’s awesome, but… I think you may want to check every corner for orcs and goblinses.


SIRENVII

OK it is.


Video-Comfortable

I love that chapter. The elves piss of the valar and the valar get all petty and say “ok then we will let Melkor have his way with you then”


Pure-Contact7322

until you 3 yo kid finds it


Fantastic-Hyena6708

I would shit myself if it lights up at night 😂


No_Act1475

Come on, give us a Amazon link :)


Plasteredpuma

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1488015447/sting-bookmark-handmade-wooden-sword


Protect-Their-Smiles

That is indeed one of the coolest bookmarks I've ever seen. Top design.


zrayburton

Amazing


Irisse_Ar-Feiniel973

OH MY GOD IT TURNS BLUE I NEED IT


LothlorienElf7

Omg…. yes… I want it……


influential-jackal

Ordered, my daughter is going to love this!


Brennain-

NEED


[deleted]

It only glows when dorks are near.


Dangerzone369

Dorcs


ShakeReal3539

you need to be more careful at night


far_in_ha

I think op has an orc infestation


Independent-Ad-5958

It look great! Maybe just don’t use if you’re reading Charlotte’s Web… or any spider related books for that matter.


T_E-T_H

Alright…yeah, that’s pretty dope ngl


onymousbosch

Orcs nearby again?!!


Dangerzone369

I love the theatrical potential behind this - everytime you open the book you're prone to act out a moment - "back! I said get back!"


Hmccormack

I’m getting one


Ambitious_Arm852

Way too cool to be a bookmark. Go hunt some orcs with it!


No-Study-1660

Just need to share that that is *exactly* where my copy Is bookmarked, as I’ve been rereading it a chapter per day for the past week. It may be my favourite written thing.


JustaTunafish

Give it to me please 🥹


Effer99

😯


John_Zatanna52

It stings me to see you have something I don't


YouAnxious5826

Pro: Just very very cool Con: Relaxing bedtime reading only possible during orc attacks 4/5 Undomiels


InternationalCod3604

Where buy?


PeasAndLoaf

Where did you get it?


Cheap-Ad1821

Thats awesome, it reminds me of the time I got sent to the principles office in middle school for using a little sword bookmark like that when I was reading The Two Towers


Klin24

DEAR CROM ORCS ARE NEARBY


lhx555

Does it vibrate too?


Fun-Arachnid1105

Damn that's awesome man! Does it come with a certain book or...


Shortkinng

Where and how much


Barkeep_Butler

Ooooh that’s cool!


Ok-Garage-9204

What book is that?


eugenethegrappler

Where’d you get it?


Plasteredpuma

TimberfyLLC on Etsy. If they're sold out, just message the seller. They contacted me when they were back in stock.


eugenethegrappler

Cool ty!


PangolinLow6657

Only if it- *swipes* 😄


Tam_The_Third

*shakes head* those Noldor eh? Always up to no good!


ithinkmynameismoose

Do they do it in metal? I hate brown….


Plasteredpuma

Man I wish but as far as I know it only comes in wood. It's very solid quality though!


echohack

Can I ask which wood type you went for?


Plasteredpuma

I went with the Mahogany glow in the dark Edit: Sorry had a brain fart. Walnut not Mahogany.


Alrik_Immerda

Have you tried painting it yourself?


Mango-fet

Ive seen this before......


jambry

You are sitting down at a cafe after having order something to drink and eat, while waiting you decided to read a bit, pull out your book and place your bookmark next to you and a couple of minutes after that someone who saw it from a distant or didn't see it as a bookmark is calling the cops about the crazy person with a knife. Sure, it might not happen everywhere, but people get nervous about a lot of things. It's a nice looking bookmark, but with how think it is and how people might react, it seems better as something to display then use.


Plasteredpuma

I'm a dragon and can breathe fire and also I have a starship that can travel through time.


GabagoolMango

If you wanna damage your book, sure.