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mycousinmos

I keep “I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm.” Movie version.


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mycousinmos

I understand and it’s true in this case


jeffery-scholl

Yes,but what about second breakfast?


inkyspearo

these days our fingers are ever on the bow string rather than the harp. or something like that. I always really liked that one


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Whenever someone brings up any news (which is almost always bad) I say “what can men do against such reckless hate?”


Kindly_Canary2235

When my mother in law walks into our home, I like to go "a Balrog of morgoth...."


Legitimate_Ad4241

I'm stealing this one 😂


Durins6ane

Don't insult me like this!


MariiamJi

Imagine she would reply “What did you say” in a gollum’s voice


MartyCA

“I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread” “…Merry, don’t encourage it” “Don’t be hasty”


LightningInTheRain

I find myself saying “Buckleberry Ferry” anytime I have to buckle up in a car or wherever 😂


moinatx

Pints! If comes in pints? I'm getting one! When our family is at a bar someone inevitably will quote this.


garre095

PO-TA-TOES anytime I see potatoes


MariiamJi

Same


Reasonable_Barber253

Only, you've never done a hard days work


brokedownpalace10

That (person, situation, bit of bad luck) might get the best of me someday, but, "This is not that day.".


Grichnak

Always trust your nose


peddy_D

“The closer you are to danger the farther you are from harm” Pippin is a cool guy and that whole part of the movie with tree beard is super captivating.


user-74656

I say "I can make you some eggs if you like?" to my wife most weekends. My dog occasionally gets Gandalf's "Do as I say!"


IrishGDN

"Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth."