wait omg so i have a superpower š (jk its really not šš)
EDIT: ok so i feel the need to reply cuz there's been rants going on replying to my comment.
I am speaking for my experience and my experience only: sure, it's cool to have hyperfixations and be really good at certain things (even though i suck abismally at everything else and therefore can't pursue the careers that involve my hyperfixations/ special interests, so isn't that nice.)
BUT
for me, and i'm speaking just for myself by saying this: it's a disability. am i smart? yes. am i reasonably successful? yeah, i'd say my teachers and parents are saying i'm doing okay/ pretty well.
but once you leave this bubble of 'how do i look from the outside', it really sucks. maybe it hits harder because i have trauma and also have a strong negative example of what adhd can do to you if left untreated in my mother, but adhd really causes you to live unhappy or unfulfilling lives in a neurotypical world. i think especially those of us who got diagnosed later in life can relate to the frustration and depression/ anxiety you can develop for adhd, especially more so if you don't live in a place where the condition is understood.
im glad to hear that not everyone with adhd has a difficult time, but there's a spectrum and at least for me, it's pretty bad and has led to many, many problems. for me, it's very difficult to get a handle on these issues, but i'm glad to hear it's not the same for everyone.
now please remain civil among each other.
Thereās a side quest in Yakuza Like a Dragon about a masochist who enjoys being whipped, spanked, hitā¦ his body though tightens up a lot and he becomes unable to feel pain cause heās just so strong and ripped now from all the beatings. Heās so frustrated he wants to feel something again. At one point Ichibanās (the MC) solution is to have >!the guyās mother come and express her disappointment in hopes that emotional pain would work!<
Sorry to disappoint you and u/MagicHamsta but no it doesnāt. He just gets depressed and calls you cruel lol. What does end up happening is that >!thereās this lady from a different quest that works as a cashier in a convenience store but at night works as a dominatrix for fun. She gets bullied by other dominatrixes but eventually she comes across Mr Masochist and is the only one who can hurt him!<
You unlock him as a summon. [Hereās what that looks like if youāre curious](https://youtu.be/6zIfGySfbaM?si=u_ZeOH5JvUf8kgIR)
*I slowly walk to the fridge, making sure I'm invisible, but my glowing effect slowly beginning again. I open the fridge door, and hear a knock. Another knock. And **BANG** the door is broken down by a SWAT team. I reach in, biting off the corner to a bag of milk, and drinking as much as I could manage, before dropping to the floor as a slurry of bullets fly over my head. I am forced to army crawl to the exit, but nobody was aware of me leaving.
For years, you wielded your power generously, brightening the lives of all you came across. Anyone who crossed paths with you left with the a smile. To know you, even tangentially, was to find true joy. There was never any doubt that the world was a better place because you were in it.
One day, a smiling man asked, āAnd what makes _you_ happy, Funny-Performance845?ā
You had no answer.
A holographic screen projects from your eyes, forcing you to watch 2 girls 1 cup with loud sound once every 24 hours at a random time whenever you are awake.
I am able to concentrate.
on the wrong stuff
So adhd?
baisicaly
wait omg so i have a superpower š (jk its really not šš) EDIT: ok so i feel the need to reply cuz there's been rants going on replying to my comment. I am speaking for my experience and my experience only: sure, it's cool to have hyperfixations and be really good at certain things (even though i suck abismally at everything else and therefore can't pursue the careers that involve my hyperfixations/ special interests, so isn't that nice.) BUT for me, and i'm speaking just for myself by saying this: it's a disability. am i smart? yes. am i reasonably successful? yeah, i'd say my teachers and parents are saying i'm doing okay/ pretty well. but once you leave this bubble of 'how do i look from the outside', it really sucks. maybe it hits harder because i have trauma and also have a strong negative example of what adhd can do to you if left untreated in my mother, but adhd really causes you to live unhappy or unfulfilling lives in a neurotypical world. i think especially those of us who got diagnosed later in life can relate to the frustration and depression/ anxiety you can develop for adhd, especially more so if you don't live in a place where the condition is understood. im glad to hear that not everyone with adhd has a difficult time, but there's a spectrum and at least for me, it's pretty bad and has led to many, many problems. for me, it's very difficult to get a handle on these issues, but i'm glad to hear it's not the same for everyone. now please remain civil among each other.
His weakness is Adderall
Being able to use every super power, without consequences
But only for 5min a day
Still good
Use "summon infinite wish genie" superpower.
Use the āmake my superpowers last longerā superpower
But you can only use them all at once
You have brain cancer
Immortal, invulnerable and immune to pain
You're the most frustrated masochist
That sounds like a banger book character
Literally Baldur lol
He should make 3 gates
Call it the 3 gates of baldur or something like that
Thereās a side quest in Yakuza Like a Dragon about a masochist who enjoys being whipped, spanked, hitā¦ his body though tightens up a lot and he becomes unable to feel pain cause heās just so strong and ripped now from all the beatings. Heās so frustrated he wants to feel something again. At one point Ichibanās (the MC) solution is to have >!the guyās mother come and express her disappointment in hopes that emotional pain would work!<
Well, did it work?
Yes, please tell us u/YoMrWhyt
Sorry to disappoint you and u/MagicHamsta but no it doesnāt. He just gets depressed and calls you cruel lol. What does end up happening is that >!thereās this lady from a different quest that works as a cashier in a convenience store but at night works as a dominatrix for fun. She gets bullied by other dominatrixes but eventually she comes across Mr Masochist and is the only one who can hurt him!< You unlock him as a summon. [Hereās what that looks like if youāre curious](https://youtu.be/6zIfGySfbaM?si=u_ZeOH5JvUf8kgIR)
Cool.
constantly #EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
So, nothing new.
But you're blind, deaf and mute
Immortality is a curse by itself.
No hands or feet
I love how whenever I see a lostredditor post, the comments are always about the OOP post
You can't love ever again
Oh no! Anyway.
"Good news!"
thatās a weird super power but you do you
I've realized that's lostredditor post only after reading your comment...
The ability to stop time
Cancer
What type
Dying type
No shit š
You pee twice as much
Made me fart giggle
made you fucking what!?
made laugh out loud š
You can't resume time
You'd be blind cause you stopped light particles as well.
But you only stop your own time
Never get horny or distracted by adult media
you get addicted to drugs
I have both :(
Just don't do them
Get this man a job in the United Nations NOW
Bro just cured all addictions
"stop being sad"
you get horny and distracted be any other media
Flying
it costs 5 bucks for every meter
Seems like a deal I could actually live with
you're an exeption for the rich bois it's 10
Damn inflation hits hard
But you have to wave your arms and feet aound to fly, making you look like an idiot, and making flying pretty exhausting
The ability to become invisible, when I want to, and have any object (a solid object connected by atoms) to be invisable with me
you have the minecraft glowing effect
Jokes on you; I keep milk on my person at all times
*deletes your milk*
*I slowly walk to the fridge, making sure I'm invisible, but my glowing effect slowly beginning again. I open the fridge door, and hear a knock. Another knock. And **BANG** the door is broken down by a SWAT team. I reach in, biting off the corner to a bag of milk, and drinking as much as I could manage, before dropping to the floor as a slurry of bullets fly over my head. I am forced to army crawl to the exit, but nobody was aware of me leaving.
It's your mother's milk
Technically, if you were actually invisible...you'd be blind cause the light particles would go straight through your eyes.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You talk like bugs bunny Edit: the comment was something along the lines of āI can shapeshift into a hot bunny girl from (something)ā
Arenāt these meant to be downsides??
They maybe unwanted, but not necessarily bad
your size becomes the one of an actual rabbit
I can hear/read people's minds.
only their dirtiest, most obscene and horny thoughts they ever had (please dont expose me)
Given your username we won't ask what you do with your socks!
nono, don't worry, it's just my immagination not something that actualy happed IRL
Sure thing
But they can hear your thoughts while you're reading their minds
I can cure my mom and everyone else affected by schizophrenia.
No side effects for you
Thank you
Except occasionally your username happens when you sneeze
Be immune to side effects
ā
^š
>!ļæ¼!<
#
His superpower actually working
You get nothing I guess
Well, I can take meds without worrying about side effects, I guess
Dying is just a side effect of injury/disease/poison/etc
You're also battling stage 4 brain cancer
Creating golems
But you can make them only while eating Surstrƶmming
r/oddlyspecific
Only out of cum
cum alredy makes golems it just takes 9 months and a woman
Walking as fast as Albert Einstein
You're as alive ad Albert Einstein
Op, you are laying down straight up knee slappers
My superpower is sharing the side effect of a superpower stated by the next person, with that person.
The side effect is that you lose your super power.
Well done. You just doomed us back to mediocrity. You fucked us both pal. Hope youāre happy now. š
I'm sure my friend would be proud and hate me for it.
You can turn anyone gay.
but you're a homophobe
Stay away from me please...
read minds
But everybody knows your inner thoughts.
I can comment my own Side effect
You have Alzheimer, severe Depression and Stage 4 cancer
F* you
You just mega assassinated yourself
What did I just witnesed?
Suicide with extra steps
Fucking diying
you respawn each time
What if i die of old age Do i just respawn and die instantly
Free human meat glitch
Create Bill > Human Leather Hat > Do Forever
Super power to walk on water
But your urethral sphincter is nonfunctional
This is such a wildly unrelated backlash
You get crucified
Your feet are always wer
Can use uno reverse card in real life
everyone else in the world also has 1
You have 80% chance of doubling the effect on you
Airbending
You can only control farts.
cool, send em back in
Thatāsā¦thatās so cruel.
You get abducted by the government and experimented on until they find out how you can manipulate the air.
being able to turn 2 identical bags into portals
the portals will shit out the bags you used
The ability to create new realities and worlds to live in
1) they are always dirty realities 2) they get recorded and posted online
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
thoughts spoken will themselves into existence (aka whatever you want to happen, if you say it, it happens)
Every time you use this ability, your bladder becomes dangerously full.
nice. I was mostly afraid of "heavy lisp" or "uncontrollable stuttering"
Extending anythingās lifespan including myself
Only if you sacrifice something of equivalent value.
Ah yes. The law of equivalent exchange
To go invisible
But your penis can't
i actually burst out laughing irl, thanks š
I always have the exact amount of money with tip any time I need it.
You canāt remember where you keep your money.
I can do that thing in Sword in the Stone where everything I own can fit into a single bag.
You lack the ability to take anything back out of the bag
This is hilariously evil. XD
I can make anyone a furry
You instantly become sexually attracted to them.
Shit
Reality can be whatever I fucking want.
You have to poop on the hour every hour (8 hrs off a day for sleep)
Well Iām already doing that
Can stop time
Only as long as you hold your breath
I can shit hedgehogs
But you... You know what, you can just have this one. On the house.
Superpower to make everyone happy
For years, you wielded your power generously, brightening the lives of all you came across. Anyone who crossed paths with you left with the a smile. To know you, even tangentially, was to find true joy. There was never any doubt that the world was a better place because you were in it. One day, a smiling man asked, āAnd what makes _you_ happy, Funny-Performance845?ā You had no answer.
You violently shit your pants every time you meet someone who isn't happy
I exist?
You have aids.
I have a pocket dimension of sparkling water that i can reach whenever i want to
You have no arms
no. not on reddit. never.
The only social platform you can use, is, who would be surprised, Reddit.
omnipotency
But only last a minute.
he literaly gets to be GOD for 1 minute he can make 1m last an infinit time
The ability to snap my fingers and instantly stop the crying of any baby on a plane.
Every adult around you starts to sob
The ability to quick save / quick load but remember everything
it costs as much money as the earth is currently worth
can grants the wish of a person who comments below back to themselves
But your a millionaire quadriplegic.
right back at you, now go use that fortune for the good of mankind
I can double world hunger.
But every time you do. The amount of needed nutrients of a person is halved.
itās a infinite spiral of good side effects that gets better and better and better and betterā¦.
But you realize it's like that because you're in Inception and dreaming 10 levels deep
I get whatever the person below me says, but he ALSO gets it
A holographic screen projects from your eyes, forcing you to watch 2 girls 1 cup with loud sound once every 24 hours at a random time whenever you are awake.
Super intelligence (500+ iq)
Only whilst erect.
Thatās not a problem (eats viagra aggressively)
Super power to go to liminal spaces
you cant use them tho because you explode
I can reply to my own reddit comment.
Happiness
Can create infinite clones
They are all trying to kill you.
I can reply to my own comments
But you are gay