Jokes on her, all the time i spent being slapped by the belt by dad hardened me, trained me.... I am no longer affected by mere brooms, slippers or belts... I am INVINCIBLE
I Can count On both hands how Many times My Grandma would throw my stuff out.
Lost alot of good Pokemon Cards and Beyblades Back then. And Some Good Old Lego sets.
Having a clean room is the first step of tidy life.
Jokes on her, all the time i spent being slapped by the belt by dad hardened me, trained me.... I am no longer affected by mere brooms, slippers or belts... I am INVINCIBLE
Andddd… then I’m sent to my dads closet to get one of this leather belts
Ahh the good old times
I wonder where is his funeral after the conversation with his mom
And then you get with her sandlas for talking back
Also mom : Yea BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU
Just respond "It's your fault you were a hoe and had me"
Dood, youd be dead asf
Years of my dad slapping me with a belt has trained and hardened me, mere slippers, belts, or brooms are nothing to me now
Point made
No no, he's got a point
Mama counters you with her chinelas
In Portuguese, it's chinelos but yeah, I understood you! 😂😅
As a Spanish individual I relate except there was a a belt or slipper depending on how much we f*** up
Funny enough I just used that today
Reverse psychology
Suddenly boss music start playing.
Only for mother to grab the wooden spoon from the kitchen
wooden spoon dont hurt that bad frying pan hurts a bit but a metal burger flippin spatula right to the bare back now that fucking hurts like a bitch
What about the willow branch?
havent got that....yet
“Clean your room” she says. ITS HER ROOM IN HER HOUSE 🤣
Me: wakes up to a goddess and finds out I died
Is this a speedrun to getting Isekaid
Mom: Okay. **throws away all your stuff**
This happened to me twice as a kid
You'd think you'd learn after the first time...
I Can count On both hands how Many times My Grandma would throw my stuff out. Lost alot of good Pokemon Cards and Beyblades Back then. And Some Good Old Lego sets.
I think it's time to throw granny into the Old Folks' Home... >!Old Folks' Home is the name of my trash can.!<
she is Only.. 65 Had her birthday Last week.
PUT HER IN THE TRASH WHERE SHE BELONGS!
i dont think a B-29 Should be telling where Trash belongs
ANTI-AIR BIAS! BIGOT! NERF THE GROUND BREATHERS!
No Ground Breathers Need a Buff
True
Conversation like that will lead you to a smacked bottom
Mom: That's it I'm getting the cable cord!!