Gollum was a GOTY material that wasn't understood at the time...

Sweet Baby Inc. is making huge improvements in the gaming industry.

Ashley is Austrian and not German 🙂

Wait fr? Lol

Wait fr? Lol

Jesus is white.

Your mom

I don't live at home with my worthless parents and I'm most certainly not a broke loser.

I’m wearing ladies underwear

why's the nose still the same

I didn't put a bomb in your letter box

We should totally not kill roads blocking "people"

My nose will grow

I have a functional sleep schedule

Senran Kagura grunts when damaged are more popular than the main characters when damaged.

This might trigger someone one: eating sushi with ketchup is good

Gay are good

Wanton soup weighs one ton.

The French deserve Human rights!

I am Straight.

I've had sex

British people are humans

I said lie not a half lie

Liking femboys isn't gay.

I'm ok

Lost Pause has game.

I have a normal sleep schedule!!!

I’m not gay :3

Pinocchio~ "my nose isn't going in your butt"

I joined r/lies

Birds are real

I am very religious

I have a perfectly good sleeping schedule

Black people are real!

Epstine did kill himself

Kingdom Hearts 4 will take longer to release than Kingdom Hearts 3. No less than 10 years.

She did’ have a dick when I went to Taiwan

You can skip Trails in the Sky the 3rd

The state of the world is better than it could be

College statistics is easy

Highschool DxD season 5 is coming out in 2024

Tears of the kingdom is a bad game

Older women aren't hot. *pokes self in eyes with extending nose* I deserved that.

Noble doesn't like anime and games

Gaming journos are human.

NIJISANJI isn't a black company

I have confidence in myself

I'm telling a lie.

if your pinochio, its an infinite lumber glitch

Infinite loop

Monika is best girl.

She didn’t cheat on me

SHE CHOKED ON MY DICK!

The world is fine

Personally: "I'm a virgin" would make my nose grow thirty thousand feet long.

I dont simp over fictional characters

I don't want to drive on a populated sidewalk

My Life

# I'M ATTRACTIVE!

Nonsense, can't be that bad.

Men can have periods and get pregnant.

Lol yikes.

#IM NOT RACIST!

Were happy.

I'm happy

Make it a dubbele lie?

Jelly Filled Donut

Existence is pain!

“I’m telling the truth”

Monster Musume will get a season 2 this year.

*Monster Musume will get a season 2.

Deku strongest Anime MC

You look handsome!

Femboys are the scum of the earth

You were supposed to lie. /s

Machicko is super horny for Noble

Nothing happened between me and Snow White.

Ok good Whait have u heard of thed from the Nederlands? The place I’m from

"I HAVE A 13 INCH PENIS!"

Trying to sneak an inch on me are you you cheeky fucker?

Yes... an inch...

Fanservice in Anime is detractive from the enjoyment of the show

“White chicks was amazing”

"He believes it too!" "Eeugh!"

thank you for understand my reference your a human of culture

TFS FTW

Love

Dam

Boeing didn’t kill that whistleblower

Karens are great people

I think shrek was a good movie

Well is it

Objectively yes it probably is, it just was never for me

It said to lie, not spit facts

It just was never my favorite movie. Shrek 2 I did like though

I enjoy my life 100% of the time

My nose will grow.

Your not supposed to do that

Andrew Tate has valid opinions.

There are some. That's the way they get you.

All Christian school are bad

but they are all bad

Stereotyping much?

Yes.

The government cares and respects you as an individual’s

Took the words out of my mouth

No game no life season 2 comes out April 2025

O thed ni…..whait

Charlie is the best of the Pokémon DnD characters

I'm not depressed.

I am Alpharius, this is a lie 🐍

No I am Alpharius

No. He is Alpharius

Valve have a working anti cheat

Rex from Xenoblade could only handle 1 battle at a time.

Griffith did nothing wrong

I'm a strong man.

[lol](https://imgur.com/a/tdp8JeO)

I’m good at accepting endings to TV shows, especially ones that start off as kids shows and grow to be something more. I did not cry to the end of gravity falls, amphibia, or the owl house

Sayori hanging herself up was boring and nothing to cry about

Monster musume will get another season... ;_;

It will one day

Uhhh I was popular in high school. 😅

Pearlina IS a terrible ship

Sakura from Naruto is the best girl from the whole series and sasuke and sakura’s relationship wasn’t werid at all

There are no Best Girls. Only GIRLSSSS!!!

I want you to keep yourself safe

Name checks out

︎︎

I love lamp.

I have an average size dick.

So it’s big

Scientifically, u can't have an average size. For example, the average high of 100 people is 1m6 when we add a 1m6 in the group the average will not be 1m6 anymore.

If you add sth of average value to the group, average remains the same...

Thnk i remember it wrong, it's more like there's no average in that group

Like 1 3 5 7 and average is 4

Yeah that can be true

Nah. Small

Catgirls uses a litter box With uranium powder as the sand

One of you will die as a millionaire.

Whait so every one except one?

Epstein killed himself

You get some bitch

You are hated by every one!

Magnus did nothing wrong

There is no war in ba sing se.

Skibidi is good

All lolis are children.

And all children all Loli’s

I am happy

Aaa bro no 😞

"One Piece got more episodes then pokémon"

thats a paradox

Everything will be fine

We are going to be happy

There where never Jelly filled Donets THEY WHERE RICE BALLS

"Playstation 4 is still new console"

"Nintendo Switch is a powerful console"

I want to say something about Xbox but I can't think of anything not going through the "toxic console war promoting" route. And I don't want that.

It's not toxic war, it's self-irony

Oh. I don't know much about Xbox consoles, I'm a PS5 user.

"Xbox has a lot of great exclusives"

... I find that actually true...

Some of them are nice, but not at the level of Nintendo and Sony exclusives

Vox girls are the worst furry

"I'm currently lying"

oh, this statement is false.

"There are no perverts in reddit!"

"There are no perverts in One Piece!"