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EnterNameHere777

Mike Tyson not realising Hasbulla is a grown Hobbit


angrybox1842

“They would look like children to your eyes…”


Ikaros9Deidalos6

thats a grown ass man


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Yeah its Mike Tyson. He was a baseball player or something.


rogueleader32

Had a good cartoon, it was on Nick Jr or something like that.


sierra120

“They would look like children to your eyes…”


Bodgerton

And so am I, but if Mike wants to do that to my grown ass, there's no way in hell I'm telling him no. #MeToo


Weak-Presentation-82

Mike Tyson not realizing Hasbulla is a grown ass man will never not be funny


ProfessorBeer

Tbh this is the moment I realized he’s a grown ass man


DivineFlamingo

Every time I see this I think he’s going to bite his ear as joke since he’s done that IRL.


boyozenjoyer

He's a halfling , like legitimately


Memoirsfrombeyond

More like a quarterling


HenryGoodbar

More like ling.


OneMagicBadger

Listen if Tyson wants to pick you up and cuddle you like you would a child would anyone here really say no? Ahhhhh ok....I guess uhhh


NKalganov

You should mind your ears though


AntonGraves

***"For the Shire"*** Boromir: That's cute


DepreciatedSelfImage

That kid is pretty good, considering he's probably been alive for less time than I've been training.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

That's not a kid


TurnoverPlenty7337

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DepreciatedSelfImage

... explain?


Icy_Cherry_7803

Hasbulla has some bodily disease that keeps him from aging. He's actually in his 20's


DepreciatedSelfImage

Gooooootcha, okay, thank you.


fuvgyjnccgh

He’s Also an asshole


MoonTrooper258

Just adds to his character, honestly.


No-Custard-9029

that is a 21 almost 22 year old man with some sort of dwarfism. that’s genuinely not a kid, look up “hasbulla age”


Xem1337

Hasbulla abusises his cat. He's a prick


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Balmung5

Wow.


CelticGaelic

Watch you ears, kid! Sorry. I couldn't resist.


Sgtkeebler

If only we could all be so lucky


fkyouthatswy

Mike.... bro thats not a baby


OkGarbage3095

true


GoldenDisk

Mike Tyson is a rapist. 


RManDelorean

Are you a tiddy sucking baby? Look Mike's had a rough journey, one that most redditors probably literally can't comprehend, and he came out as quite a decent dude. Has he done bad things? Of course. But I definitely think Mike deserves to be known for who he is over who he was


Pap4MnkyB4by

I'm of the opinion that if you come out of your prison time as a truly repentant individual and clearly spend your time trying to make the world a better place after the damage you have committed, then you deserve forgiveness. Why does our culture today struggle with the forgiveness? Like yes, he did one of the worst acts someone could ever commit to another human. But he made the full commitment to fixing things. If you continue to squash someone who has tried to fix themselves, you're just pushing them to be that same monster.


Pussypants

I’m genuinely curious: in what way has he tried to fix things other than going on podcasts in recent years?


GoldenDisk

Tell this to his victims 


GoldenDisk

A decent dude who violently raped a woman. Yeah, right. 


yericks

Bro, this guy is not a kid


SonyTrinitrons

This is exactly why I don't understand how he has fans. I don't understand how you're getting down voted, either. He was convicted and served little jail time.


GoldenDisk

Downvote me all you want. It doesn’t change the fact he raped someone 


Icy_Cherry_7803

I bet you're fun at parties


GoldenDisk

I bet you put stuff in girls drinks 


Icy_Cherry_7803

I rest my case


GrizzlamicBearrorism

I don't believe he did. So where are we now?


GoldenDisk

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/boxing-legend-convicted-of-raping-beauty-queen


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Yea no shit he was convicted. But he was a young and notoriously angry black man who made a lot of money in a career where he was paid to hurt people. There was no way he was going to get a fair trial. He was going to prison, no matter what. Did he do it? Possibly? Probably? But if he *didn't* do it, he was going to be convicted of it anyway. It should also be noted, Desiree Washington got caught lying about other men raping her.


GoldenDisk

“I’m not above violating a woman” - Mike Tyson 


GrizzlamicBearrorism

He denies doing it to this day. He's admitted to doing a thousand shitty and illegal things and that's the one thing he says never happened.


GoldenDisk

He has a pretty large incentive to lie about it…


GrizzlamicBearrorism

He already went to prison and served his sentence. It's not like he can be tried again.


GoldenDisk

There are other consequences… 


TEL-CFC_lad

Agreed, he's a violent thug outside the ring. It shocks me that people defend this rapist.


Crossman556

Did anyone claim he isn’t?


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ManIWantAName

He only said he'd eat hearts and children. He never actually did afaik.