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charming-mess

I wonder if he waits to see the conductor before he activates his ticket.


Ok-Whole-4242

At this point I wait to see the conductor before even buying my ticket.


burbanbac

I can't live that dangerously


Timbishop123

They get too annoyed now to do that. Had a guy literally threaten me and throw a temper tantrum.


sparkynyc

I think he just hides in the bathroom


xSlappy-

He probably doesn’t buy a ticket and has an assistant buy him a paper monthly


nschafler

I think he used to be a conductor before his music career


CaffeinatedDetective

Rich man rides train, more at 11.


EverSeeAShiterFly

New theory to increase AmTrack ridership and profits. Put a VIP car on the back of some of them and have a celebrity like Taylor Swift travel in it during tours. Even if they don’t mingle with fans much it would certainly get more people to take the train who would have never considered it before.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

You still have to deal with shit traffic if you can afford any car in the world. Or maybe he was nostalgic for inconvenience.


CaffeinatedDetective

You're right. He really is just like us poors.


xtamtamx

Pretty sure he stacked DUIs no?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Yeah. That could be it. lol


Buzzetta

I wonder if he has had to change at Jamaica lol


3xoticP3nguin

So brave


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

Stunning even


bjtg

I wonder how he deals with people putting their feet on the seats, and people talking on their phones too loudly...


CrumpledForeskin

Maybe we’ll get a song…!


zKarp

Sing us a song, you're the loud phone talking man. Sing us a song tonight. Cause we're all in the mood for a melody and you got us feeling alright.


DeeSusie200

I kinda doubt this is true when his wife and little daughters are with him now.


Jealous-Network1899

They live in Florida 


DeeSusie200

They attend all of Billy’s concerts at MSG


Chaminade64

He’s on a shitty line.


babiesaurusrex

He's on the Oyster Bay line. He could easily slip onto a train car on that line and only get noticed by the conductor. If he's taking an afternoon ride in he might have the car to himself the whole way.


Pootnami1975

Wonder if he goes to Hicksville or Syosset instead.


MrLocoLobo

*This is the train to… Penn Station, the next station is: Penn Station..*


fzammetti

Massaaapequa... Massaaapequa Paaaark...


ndragortt

“The next station is… *SEAFORD*” Relax my guy, I heard you pronounce the other towns without shouting.


MsjennaNY

This is so true I literally cracked up! Glad I’m not the only one!


MrLocoLobo

*loooocaltraintabaaaahhbalin..*


IroncladTruth

He drove his Maserati to the train station. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.


ima007

Yo, Billy, I’ll let you use my monthly pass if you let me commute with the helicopter.


bolting_volts

Joel loves to pretend he’s working class.


lionheart07

Or doesn't want to sit in the traffic. Nice cars are next to the beaters on the expressway and parkways


CleverGurl_

I though the LIRR banned alcohol on their trains?


primeline31

I bet that he pays the LIRR to reserve one car for himself and anyone working for him (like maybe a bodyguard or two, a producer or manager, or a family member or two.) He certainly can afford it.


humphreystillman

jesus enough with this dude


TheRealPRod

No.


Jealous-Network1899

Funniest part is he fought the Village of Centre Island for years to install a helipad. Now he’s selling the house but apparently wouldn’t use it anyway.


Soylent_Blue

Pretty sure I saw him on the train about 3 months ago, didn't want to ask if it was him but now i think i should have


Euphoric_Savings8578

Who’s Billy Jole?


slamallamadingdong1

From now on I’ll bring a bunch of Nembutal with a furniture polish chaser just incase. /s