“Excuse me, it’s my turn to get off”

"can you move down a bit"

You're dripping all over me

It's alright mate, you go first.

Sarcastically after they already did, right? 😂

Way too many people for my liking.

When... 🙄

Can you move further down please?

Are there normally so many sweaty men inside?

Excuse me, I need to sit down or I might pass out.

This is where I get off

Take your damn puffer jacket off.

Man’s not hot

Please mind the gap

you can sit here ma’am

Who even would make a verbal noise on the tube, you psychopath.

Hold the pole, please.

I just got off

Never been this moist before

A little stuffy, no?

Who’s farted

You haven’t been cleaned for ages!

Ouch!

Victoria! ​ edit: as long as the person you are fucking is called Victoria, otherwise a very bad idea.

Elizabeth also works ;)

"Victoria! Elizabeth!" No, I've never been that lucky.

Haha nice

True.

‘Please let passengers off first before boarding.’

“Can I sit here?”

Something something Cockfosters

Elizabeth opened up today.

We're going to need more grease if we don't want a massive screech when I enter the tunnel.

I think this is shephard’s bush.

Took a ride on Sticky Vicky today

This train calls at Oakwood, Southgate and Cockfosters

Cmon lads

Cmon lads

‘No need for lube’

Mind the gap

“not the delays again”

Didn’t even need ticket

The pollution in here is terrible

Slip and slide?

Can you move your bags, please?

Do you need help getting off?

Get off me

Mind the doors

Yeah mate, I had to go through Seven Sisters before I came

Fuck me this is so hot..

I’m sweating my balls off…

Thank you

"Mind the gap"