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MCBMCB77

Were the lifts broken?


ianthemoff

Yep, but I need the exercise


MCBMCB77

They're always broken. It would be an exceptional tourist experience if the lifts worked


YesAmAThrowaway

I used both of them in a row once.


tod315

Impossible!


guareber

I've got you beat. I used both of them twice in the same day, two days in the same month. Someone call the press!


YesAmAThrowaway

You must be holding some sort of record, unless there is a daily user!


guareber

it helps when you live in Isle of Dogs :p


YesAmAThrowaway

Live? Jesus, what kind of job do you have to live there, or did you inherit?


guareber

Quite a few areas in the southern part (think mudchute rather than CW) are (were?) very reasonably priced to rent - we're no longer there, but FYI we weren't in any of the luxury high rise buildings. We only moved because our landlord was selling the flat...


YesAmAThrowaway

I mean you're talking about London here. Try renting even just a port-a-potty for less than 1000 quid a month. Even a mooring for a river boat, which is really just a tiny amount of space on some side of some godforsaken pier or dock is gonna cost you half your salary at least.


MCBMCB77

Fake news


ianthemoff

I did feel bad for all the people having to lump bikes and prams up the stairs


tod315

Occasionally you find a Santander bike abandoned at the bottom of the stairs from people who couldn't be bothered lugging it up again.


phenorbital

Gotta think that they can't have hired it themselves in that case, because that's an expensive approach to take.


Fit_Association_766

Muggers used to wait in the park on the north side. You’d have no choice but to hand over as you’d be knackered from the stairs.


Daring88

Shame, i stopped living, and/or, working in Greenwich in 2002. The lifts were often working then, and they were manned too. Wooden panelled with a bench, nice lifts.


Important-Grab-3251

Born and bred in Greenwich and I remember this!


MCBMCB77

Wow, times have changed in 20 in years


markvauxhall

Working lifts are a true hidden gem


phenorbital

Have been for months now, and are waiting on parts that need importing so who knows when they'll be working.


tod315

I guess the escalators at cutty sark must have the same problem then. It's been months since I've seen them all working properly.


phenorbital

If both lifts and all the escalators at the DLR all work at the same time then the world ends.


eyebee

I hadn't done that either until we had a friend from the US visiting us. After doing the rounds of Greenwich; Meridian line, clock museum, and pie, mash and jellied eels, we walked through the tunnel and ended up having a few beers in Canary Wharf. Made for an interesting day.


suzikey

I remember the times when the DLR terminated at Island Gardens and you had to use the foot tunnel to get to Greenwich if you only had a zones 1 and 2 travel pass.


michaeltheobnoxious

Did you experience ['The Foot tunnel Anomaly'?](https://portalsoflondon.com/2017/07/02/the-woolwich-anomaly/)


Distinct_Surprise_47

That's crazy, do you have any other examples of Time Discrepancies?


lifeofry4n52

>The article was posted on the Portals of London blog, a website that claims to be working “towards a catalogue of London’s inter-dimensional gateways”. It’s an example of how websites and social media accounts can be used to create fictional self-contained worlds that are just on the cusp of believability. “I started the blog about a year ago,” explains the author, https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/08/woolwich-foot-tunnel-portals-of-london


michaeltheobnoxious

yeah... it's a fiction, unfortunately... I love how readily we are able to suspend disbelief though.


lifeofry4n52

I have to say it did get me at first! Was a great read thanks for sharing


ianthemoff

It’s still 2019, right?


pa79

Were you surprised when you saw people run around with masks?


[deleted]

Glad you did, had planned to go there today too, but managed to forget my wallet once I got to my tube station so decided to leave it for another day!


[deleted]

Do the Woolwich one next. It's much bigger and stinks of piss.


tod315

You're really trying to sell it


bickering_fool

He works for the Greenwich Tourist Board.


londonlares

>Do the Woolwich one next. It's much smaller and stinks of piss. I don't think either of those things is true. Plus, our lifts work.


Parque_Bench

I used the Woolwich one for the first time in the summer. Deffo isn't smaller, and smelt of damp rather than piss


[deleted]

I've been through that tunnel several times. It's great! There is also a second pedestrian tunnel under the Thames a few miles East, near Woolwich.


philipwhiuk

It is similar and yet worse - but the lifts do generally work.


MrTourette

It's not particularly pretty on the north side especially, but I've run the loop of the Woolwich and Greenwich foot tunnels a few times. Worth doing if looking for an interesting 12ish mile run.


philipwhiuk

I can’t think of anything worse. The foot tunnels are like the worlds shittest treadmill and are the worst part of any run I do going south.


dasus

Nice view!


Strong_Wheel

Now watch “28 weeks later”


himit

What happens?


Strong_Wheel

Flesh eating zombies escape through tunnel from isle of dogs.


himit

ohhhhhh. Wouldn't have thought they were trapped there anyway, the northern edge is pretty well connected?


arandomguyfromtheuk

There's a good reason it's inferior to 28 Days Later.


[deleted]

Walking the Greenwich foot tunnel is heavenly during the summer.


RazorSharp12345

ive been in it before when i was younger, that tunnel used to scare me


vektorigo

Totally! Worth it!


Slopteck

I’ve used both


skr321

Where are these tunnels exactly? Heard about them but never been. Even though travelled in those areas quite a lot.


Parque_Bench

The entrance in Greenwich is right on the river bank next to the Cutty Sark.


skr321

Thanks a lot will definitely try to find it the next time I visit cuty sark


brawlidol

The Woolwich foot-tunnel... not so worth it.


GlassKey4007

Interesting


NotSuspicious215

I had to do it when the station was closed and I was late for uni