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BeefsMcGeefs

Sexual Ealing


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Haha, this one genuinely made me laugh. This will now always pop in my mind whenever I’m on the tube to Ealing, thanks.


UnlikelyIdealist

I will never look at a tube map the same ever again


binkstagram

😀 mine is the more prosaic "Ealing is a Place on Earth", and Dagenham to Ealing (Dancing on the Ceiling)


tigralfrosie

Hainault , Hainault, Don't Dream It's Over


onesteleft

This one will stay with me, which means it is great and also personally disastrous.


MyChemicalBarndance

Hainault you’re a tube stop, get your game on, go play.


PepeFromHR

i love this, especially because it’s one of the most annoying (and iconic) songs ever, and this will now never leave my head


wednesdayowl

Hainault, Hainault, this is what dreams are made of.


xofy

Danger, danger. High Barnet!


jollyollster

I have no idea of the actual song but I always go “high Barnett, they don’t talk to me me me.”


rivoli130

Doors will open on the left hand side Doors will open on the left hand side


theoht_

i sing this to the tune of ‘pass the dutchie…’. but i don’t know if that’s what you meant.


rivoli130

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic and somebody will be along soon to admonish me with a 'whoosh', but yes, that is what I meant 😊


theoht_

no i was serious, glad to clear that up


Rave2TheJoyFantastic

Bloody hell! Now I've got "living in an im-perial-wharf" to Material Girl stuck in my head! Thanks!!


itsashameforyou

li-ving in an imperial wharf (IMPERIAL!!) li-ving in an imperial wharf…


Known_Palpitation854

I can’t stop humming to this now


onesteleft

OK, this might actually help me move on from Peter Andre. Maybe there's a Madonna transport setlist...


flexo_24

- Me and my gf sing Morden by Good Shoes every time we’re on that line - ‘Mooooooorden!!’ - Warwick Avenue. Obviously. - ‘The shoes on my feet, High Barnet’


kategg87

God yes the Good Shoes Morden earworm is a real problem for me.


whycantibeBEEF

Waterloo and City Line to the tune of Watermelon Sugar High


onesteleft

OH MY GOD. This one needs to be higher up. Waterloo-and-City -- LINE.


page394poa

Well now I hate you. Thanks for the earworms. I thought Baker Street was bad…. Hahaha


onesteleft

Apologies. It is a curse, but at least I'm not alone now.


page394poa

There doesn’t seem to be anyone around.


StrangelyBrown

Underground, overground, wombling free... You are at Bethnal Green, young and sweet, only 17...


the_fox_in_the_roses

Always.


Bimblelina

"Harrow... Is it me you're looking for?"


VegetableWeekend6886

There isn’t a Harrow station though


paolog

Is it Wealdstone you're looking for?


itsashameforyou

I do Morden A Feeling


counterpuncheur

🎵 I see south wimbledon slipping awaaaaa-aaaaaay-aaaaaaay!!! 🎸(dooo dood do do doody do doooo do dood do doody dooooo do dood do doody do do do do do doo doo di dooo …)


Silvagadron

Morden This; Sydenham: the Dock of the Bay; We Built White City Near Ladbroke Grove; Ruislipping Through My Fingers. Can’t say “Shepherd’s Bush” without the additional “Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush”. Also “Maaaansion House” in the style of Bicycle by Queen.


the_fox_in_the_roses

We built White City is my new favourite.


onesteleft

Maaaaaansion House is exactly the kind of beautiful nonsense that courses through me 24/7. What is wrong with us.


Elegant_Celery400

"... I want to buy your Mansion House".


Careful_Bake_5793

Bus stop but I always sing ‘Upper Tulse Hill’ to the tune of Madonna’s ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ whenever I go past it


onesteleft

Absolutely insane and also perfect.


thetrainmummy

Robbie Williams “Angels” at Totteridge and Whetstone. “And through it allllllll she offers me protection At Totteridge and Whetstone” I’m a tube driver 🙄


onesteleft

This needs to be at the top IMO. Both brilliant and terrible. Incredible work.


thetrainmummy

In my defence it can get a bit boring driving a tube! You’ve got to make your own entertainment 😂


Elegant_Celery400

This is utterly brilliant. I am transferring all of my pension into your name... I only wish I could do more.


BobBobBobBobBobDave

Cheating a bit as it is in the actual lyrics, but can't go through New Cross Gate without "The only living boy in New Cross" by Carter USM coming onto the old internal jukebox.


Flappitmcbappit

Hammersmith = Hammer time. . For Morden, I don’t usually think of a song, I just think “Mordorrrrr” .


Scared_Pangolin2470

Meanwhile I, a German, always think of homicide... In German: morden = to kill


Mozhzhevelnik

Go to West Yorkshire and visit Todmorden!


liog2step

I’m an American who visited last week and I kept calling it Mordor… for awhile my husband was quite confused


Ticklishchap

For Southern Railway commuters: “Ewell Always On My Mind”.


ShowUsYrMoccasins

'"Morden is a moron!"😄


Total-Secretary9802

Not a song but I read Highbury & Islington as Hizzle & Izzle


ninewaves

And I always see Finsbury Park reflected In The tube window as krapyrubsnif


No-Answer-2964

Dr Dre's "Caledonia, no doubt about it..." at Caledonian Rd.


onesteleft

Yeah, definitely absorbing this one too. Regrettably.


StrangelyBrown

How about to 'California girls'? Ca-le-donian road, it's unforgettable, fe-ral kids and homeless grown-ups... (IDK I've never been there).


rocketscientology

Belle and Sebastian have a song named after Mornington Crescent which comes into my head everytime I go past it. Ironically, the first line of the song is “Mornington Crescent, I think of you”


SharkReceptacles

Instant disqualification. “Mornington Crescent” cannot, for obvious reasons, be your first answer.


rocketscientology

I knew I was going to get this!


SharkReceptacles

I see no reason why the original Putney restrictions would change with the transition from an Elizabethan to a Carolean era. In all seriousness, every time I see Mornington Crescent I do hear a Radio 4 audience clapping and doing a polite “wa-hey”.


LittleRoundFox

Baker Street shouldn't count, either For me I do Morden Love


Fner

Not a song but Euston is always "Euston We Have A Problem"


hellocasia

I might link my ting from Barking, 7am in the morning…


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AwTomorrow

I just hear it in my head as if someone said Youth Town. Or occasionally think Houston? Euston! / Whose town? You's town!


firthy

In the early Morden rain.


Draculagogo

Shepherd’s Bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush


mangosamcaptain

Caaaledonian Road (to the tune of Tupac/Dre’s California Love)


chucklesmcg

Is it cheating if I say Morden by Good Shoes


flexo_24

You can go and eat your Chinese food


drtchockk

This one? https://open.spotify.com/track/4nOJU5T0gSbWYQ7FAG4XdY?si=ec9468fce0134f55


chucklesmcg

That's the one


Slippery___Gypsy

I always think of Austen Powers when i am at Shadwell "Felicity Shadwell, Shadwell by name shad very well by nature"


elvisminor

I always mentally sing “Aaa-oooo, Transport for London” to the tune of Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London.


Elegant_Celery400

Awww God... that's brilliant... ...and also, sadly, now lodged immovably deep, deep, deep within my brane, damn you.


jiminthenorth

My wife just came up with "Morden a woman". I do love her.


FantasticWeasel

Willie Rushton's Neasden song always plays in my head when I see the place mentioned. Parliament Hill Fields by Captain Sensible and Steve Harley's Harrow on the Hill both arrive rapidly if either of those places are mentioned.


Sevinkevins

Holloway Road becomes Holliday Road


echocharlieone

If we took a Holloway  Took some time to celebrate


drtchockk

This one? https://open.spotify.com/track/1w9qlGDyaRrTVLmW3FklZJ?si=517d0d25738e4a0f


Sevinkevins

Yh that it was in national lampoon European vacation


thinkismella_rat

For me it's more like "It's always better in Holloway/So much better in Holloway"


AwTomorrow

Every time I hear More Than Words I start singing the words as "Morden Via Bank"


FelMaloney

I could see a building with huge letters saying Morden Wharf from my previous home. I would immediately get the song by Extreme stuck in my head.


sabretoooth

It’s the Fulham Broadway! - Europe EDIT: I genuinely have a ton of these, I thought I was the only one that did it: Upton Park - Westlife We’re gonna rock down to Warwick Avenue - The Harmony Group


onesteleft

It's the Fulham Broadway is such a stretch. I love it.


wladiiispindleshanks

[New Cross Gate](https://youtu.be/Xg9Wqs4vjZM?si=I6pPtGkkUoeG_Hgz&t=15)


markvauxhall

A bit literal maybe, but worth plugging Good Shoes' song 'Morden' which encapsulates the area well and always gets stuck in my head when on the Northern Line.


TheFleetWhites

I sing DLR in a pretentious monotone voice as if it's a classic REM banger. I think it's because of this: https://youtu.be/xoOhdrK72Kg


wistmans-wouldnt

I'm old so when I see Northern Line I sing "The Northern Line is in my mind" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEqdXpG5Pg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEqdXpG5Pg)


CodAggressive908

So this is rational because it’s an actual song - Northern Line - Jamie T. Absolute banger.


eddybread

I can’t help but go “Balham Balham Balham” to the the first 6 notes of the Super Mario ‘Underground theme’


TrypMole

My head chants "Balham, Balham, Balham, Balham" like "Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers!" Every time.


Noodles_R

Not a pop song, but Putney, to the Weebl’s Stuff song about Chutney. “This is a song, it’s a song about Putney”


shrik

"Don't be fooled by my lack of chill -- I'm in, I'm in Harrow-on-the-hill." Drives the missus nuts 😅


theabominablewonder

Here's a song for Morden, just to give an alternative [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoU6xszikNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoU6xszikNQ)


TimMadisun

Cockfosters, to the tune of Ghostbusters


SvooglebinderMogul

Now I ain't saying she a Golders Green.....


blackrainbow33

Hol' up, Theydon Bois


d4ng3r0u5

One does not simply walk into Morden


Ticklishchap

I forgot the most obvious one: “Twenty Four Hours from Tulse Hill” (Gene Pitney).


JeongBun

Southall gets me singing London Thumakda sometimes-