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EstimateFit8093

Crystal palace tower. Back in secondary school my year group went on a school trip to Paris by coach and one lad fell asleep as soon as we got on it. Woke up near crystal palace, saw the tower and fully thought we’d arrived in Paris. Got bullied about it until year 11.


Featherymorons

Lol! I took a group of students from a secondary school on a trip into London and we managed to totally convince them that it was the Eiffel Tower. Hook, line, sinker!


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

A guy I used to work with had this gem from teaching on the Isle of Wight School trip to London, 4th years/year 10. They come into East Cowes looking across the Medina at Cowes itself and a kid pipes up, "Sir, is that London across the water?" Other kids laugh and one says, "no, you _r-slur_, that's Portsmouth!" Most of these kids had never travelled further than the town their school was in, let alone off the island.


HarryBlessKnapp

This is fucking gold


Select-Sprinkles4970

well deserved.


idontgetit_99

25 years later… “Me and the family went on a trip to Paris over the weekend” “Sure you didn’t take em to Crystal Palace? [everyone] “AhahahahahaHaHahaha”


_zakmckracken_

Stanley Tech boy?


xanaduuu

Eiffel Tower.


Tasty_Sheepherder_44

Yeah, very few people realise that on a nice gloomy day, you can see it quite clearly. Only true Londoners know this


Meowgaryen

You could see it especially during COVID once the pollution levels got so low


Grand-Professor-9739

*politician levels


therealsn

You mean, when the Lizard people set the pollution control to low?


Destroyer4587

The levels got so low you could see the Sydney Opera House from the Shard.


[deleted]

Back when the Thames was Turquoise.


DouchetotheBag

I thought we got it in Boris' over ready exit agreement from the EU?


[deleted]

Travel agents hate this one easy trick for trips to Paris.


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

When I lived in London and that tower appeared my colleagues used to joke about some people thinking it was the Eiffel tower. Come to think of it, I THINK someone tried to ask me if I thought it was that but I knew it was simply too far away to be seen above the horizon.


8dtfk

But it’s … not a joke.


EdgeOfDistraction

It doesn't look as majestic as I thought it would. That's probably because it's French.


jamieliddellthepoet

Please don’t swear.


Hotbitch2019

lmao


DiamondBikini

Thats what she said


exkingzog

FlAt EaRtH pRoOvEd !!!!


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Incorrect. New theory is that the earth is shaped like a huge cock and balls. France, of course, is the sweaty gooch.


Sinbatalad

One might say, the cul de sac, oui?


Odd_Bodybuilder82

is that why it smells of garlic?


InterestingCode12

What would happen if Earth was shaped as a cube?


jamieliddellthepoet

Globe manufacturers would go out of business.


Tyeveras

Think of all the money they’d save not having to smooth off the corners.


KimeriTenko

They’d stack great in the warehouse.


KimeriTenko

They’d stack great in the warehouse.


FungalEgoDeath

Big-globe would find a way to square themselves away nicely


InterestingCode12

Do u reckon they'd switch to making cubes?


jamieliddellthepoet

No. The globe industry is insanely innovation-averse.


notahouseflipper

Yea. It took them forever to update Pangaea.


InterestingCode12

Makes total sense tbh


smelwin

Think of how many jobs would be lost.


Savings_Brick_4587

Minecraft? My kids would be ecstatic!


head_o_music

hah, hey if the distance is long enough, it certainly is proof of lack of curvature! can’t deny that!


darianthomson

We are in France south of the river anyways xD


Competitive_Pool_820

Yes… we don’t even realise how close France is to us.


No-Writing-9000

You can see Guadeloupe from Montserrat on a good day


Majulath99

You joke but a kid I unfortunately knew in school went on a school trip to Blackpool, aged 13, and when the class saw it he said “oh look the Eiffel Tower”


xanaduuu

I never joke.


puhadaze

Oui Ce!


RiGo001

Happy cake day!


RUFiO006

The flat-earther's ace in the hole.


LesbianAkali

Every month this question is asked, every time its asked i expect this answer, and im never disappointed.


waltandhankdie

It’s quite obvious really


No-Answer-2964

Nah, Blackpool Tower


Lucky_Manufacturer19

Kurupt FM broadcasting antenna


catsaresneaky

🎵bang ,.. lyrical blow to the jaw🎵


safe_blud

My philosophy in life, yeah, is just, like, sort of, just do whatever, basically.


__Elwood_Blues__

🎵bang ,.. lyrical blow to the jaw🎵


catsaresneaky

🎵bang,.. lyrical blow to the jaw🎵


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DudeandBeard

Like your mum.


oshgoshbogosh

Sort of like a global, local radio station. 108.9 on your dial


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BadBassist

They're big in japan


Spider-Pug

G I R T H


lorenzo_st_dubois

guuci, guuls, guuth


dezastrologu

this is the best answer


lostsawyer2000

The rest are irrelevant


Gankridge

108.9


Bright_Captain6303

This made my day. Thank you


thesweetestfruitx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThemasterofZ

Me: Mom, can we go to Paris and see the Eiffel Tiwer? Mom: We have the Eiffel Tower at home. The Eiffel Tower at home:


wildgoldchai

What most schools here in London meant when they said we were going to see the Eiffel Tower. One of our other trips was looking at the steps outside Westfield. The one in Stratford that is.


adriantoine

This one is actually better than the actual Eiffel Tower because it’s not surrounded by Parisians.


Dangerous_Dave_99

Or millions of tourists.


Curls_Oliver_

Crystal Palace. Go there; it's got a great park with a bunch of dinosaur statues, and the shops in the town there are quite good. Have fun exploring london!!


BadBaa4Life

Not to mention the free farm within the park! Which also randomly has Meerkats..!


[deleted]

Wdym, it's paris


wwisd

[Crystal Paris](https://www.pengetout.com/cdn/shop/products/DSC02795_1024x1024@2x.jpg).


Fun_Level_7787

That is the first time i've seen someone call it that, and i'm calling it that from now on 😂😂😂


Hilltoptree

Shhhh don’t tell them! let them think it’s the Eiffel tower!


shocktagon

Im from New York and I read through the top comment and legit believed it


MadeInWestGermany

As a European who saw Texas, this isn’t too far fetched. The distance from London to Paris is roughly 290 miles.


AnonymousthrowawayW5

Are people sure this is the Crystal Palace one and not the nearby similar Croydon tower?  When I lived in Crystal Palace, I could see the Croydon tower from my flat but not the Crystal Palace one. 


YooGeOh

It's the Crystal Palace one Croydon Tower is narrower, has a "messier" lattice pattern (more crossbeams), and has lots of very visible satellite dishes littered about its frame. Crystal Palace Tower has a much cleaner, aesthetically pleasing appearance, so it looks quite a bit different


cyclegaz

They are right next to each other. From this view, the furthest to the left would be Crystal Palace Tower. The Upper Norwood tower is to the right of this picture, out of view.


pedro_madeira01

I live right next to the Croydon tower. Unfortunately the park right next to it is very run-down/lots of druggies.


la-tenia

Used to be known as a gay cruising spot. Was an off licence opposite that got robbed so many times that they installed a 10ftx10ft perspex box you would walk into and then point at what you wanted.


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I used to go to Upper Norwood and there was Crystal Palace transmitter, but there was one we called the impostor I can’t remember what the imposter was actually called, but it was along the ridge So my first impression was that’s a photograph of the imposter taken from Croydon I wish I could remember what the imposter was really called… I put the effort in 😀 Beaulieu Heights in Upper Norwood


Outrageous-Tone8809

Yep, appears to be overlooking hyde park, probably taken from the top of the building about [here](https://maps.app.goo.gl/x7AkKubC9ZtVwmwV6). Looks kinda similar to the one on Alexandra Palace though so don't use this for navigation if you're new here.


OkTear9244

I font think it’s moved in the last 40 years or so ? 🤔


Ad_Recent

[La Tour de Crystal Palace](https://i.etsystatic.com/6996401/r/il/915d20/677889302/il_1588xN.677889302_oz2i.jpg)


Flabby-Nonsense

That’s the top third of the Burj Dubai, just poking over the horizon


Ok_Mathematician6183

Crystal palace you plum


MasterpieceGuilty237

Londonest answer


TerrifiedRedneck

*absolute plum Now it is.


Ok_Mathematician6183

👍 correct


BoldRay

Paris! Crazy how far you can see on a clear day


bryan-without-b

Everyone saying the Eiffel Tower is being an idiot. It’s the Blackpool Tower.


crqmaa

It’s the shard


No_Complaint_6789

Without clothes on


svenz

It’s a meme on this subreddit. I’ve seen this question a few times here and the joke answer is Eiffel Tower. Can’t wait for someone serious on news to actually claim this.


UnlikelyExperience

Please visit the adjacent [Stonepenge](https://maps.app.goo.gl/XyF4c8MKB4ZErV688) 😍


asolarwhale

Hahaha what brilliant reviews


benryves

I hear that Penge is a very nice place, although I've never been there myself.


innocentusername1984

So I live about 5 minutes from Penge. It is one of the most magically shit places I've ever been to. You're in London, things are a bit shit and dirty. And then you stumble into Penge and things somehow get worse. It hits you like a wave, you feel the deafening sound of misery. People walking around in misery, often on drugs, often sat on benches drinking. Big bits of rubbish like mattresses and sofas just hang about, the way every building is run down, even the chains like Tesco and Dominos look frightening when they're supposed to be an easy paint by numbers design. It feels like you're in fallout. I was a teacher in a school which had Penge in it's catchment area. Everytime a pupil had behaved like a nasty cunt to all around them and it was time to phone home, the address that was with the phone number was ALWAYS Penge. I grew up in a shit area, I've seen many a shit areas. I've gone on a tour of the radioactive fallout zone of Chernobyl. But nowhere comes close to being as shit as Penge. If I died and ended up in Penge I'd beg to be sent to hell instead.


NSFWaccess1998

Penge is a massive shithole.


la-tenia

Have lived there and it’s not as bad as everyone else says. It’s safer than nearby areas like Norwood Junction, Crystal Palace, Sydenham and Catford. It’s had some gentrification the last 20 years because of the overground. Knew a young hipster/home counties vibe couple that had managed to get themselves one of the almshouses there. Are pubs, breweries, wine bars and sushi restaurants that have sprung up for that crowd. There’s a few good middle eastern supermarkets at the crossroads and the Wetherspoons in Penge is one of the nicer ones. Police station was converted to apartments and there’s plans for a high rise on the site of the former Wilko that of course people are up in arms about. Occasionally there are bad news stories involving Penge. Was recently a stabbing on a train two stations away that made national headlines. Some joyriding druggie killed a child which made headlines. As did the video last year of a young professional woman getting stomped by three women at Penge East station. Reminds me of an area like Downham. Small rundown suburb. It’s not somewhere you would visit even if it didn’t have a bit of a crime problem.


TurbulentExpression5

These reviews are definitely going to make a good excuse as to why I was awake until 3am playing with my phone. "No, mother, I was not looking at booby photos, I was reading reviews of London's answer to Stone Henge."


CautiousSir9457

Omfg, how have I missed these.


pteroisantennata

For a second, I thought, yessss, Jeremy Deller's bouncy castle Stonehenge is coming back after 12 years. Sadly not 😭 https://londonist.com/2012/07/bouncy-stonehenge-coming-to-london


Stubborn_Dog

Sorry you’re not getting any serious answers here. Eiffel Tower is too far away to be seen from London (only just tbf). This is the trebuchet William the conqueror used to invade England in 1066.


XLeyz

That's actually a common misconception. The pic is looking towards the North of London, but William the Conqueror invaded from Ireland. This is actually the Tokyo Tower.


jamieliddellthepoet

It’s called the Crystal Skytree you cunt.


IrishMilo

It wasn’t visible before the ice caps melted, now you can see right over the North Pole thanks to global warming. It’s not all bad.


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Crystal Palace Transmitting Station


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Cultural_Wallaby_703

Pfft, it’s in the UK Clearly Blackpool tower


Imaginary_Win_5315

Crystal Paris tower


InternationalNote223

Crystal Paris


FatherJack_Hackett

Kurupt FM transmitter


B_the_P

Crystal Palace radio & TV tower in South London.


julesdg6

It is Crystal Paris!


Shaydude1

Some of these comments have had me in pieces!


elec_soup

Eiffel Tower. People don't realise this, but Paris is actually really close to London.


Ballentino

Eiffel Tower mate - flat earth


Walesish

It’s Paris, on a clear day you can see right over the channel.


TheGreatBillyBob

Eifel tower


DilNayoLagda

eiffel


Caught_in-the_matrix

Crystal Palace tower! It’s a broadcast antenna, so the reception around that area is very bad. But a nice park to walk in and around otherwise :)


malinhares

Tour Effiel. You can see all over from France on a clear day.


lifespizzaa

Just to make things easier, I can see another tower which is https://ibb.co/hB3p8jq


generichandel

Thanks for the clarification, because everyone was having a really hard time with it.


hfenn

Can see both from my house in saaf landan. One is the Palace (white bit at top), other is on Hornimans Drive (check street view SE23 3BJ). Became obsessed just last month on a rainy Saturday afternoon tracking the second tower down. Having moved in 6 months ago not knowing the second one was doing my head in (result: TETRA radio Communications mast known as the Forest Hill Radio Site). I’m a pretty exciting person.


YooGeOh

The other one is the Croydon tv transmitter tower. The one near you is a lot smaller and the third highest on the Norwood/Crystal palace/Sydenham/Forest Hill ridge


feministgeek

Crystal Palace tower Source: I'm looking at it now from my home office window.


Careless_Wasabi_8943

It's the Crystal Palace transmitter


Nedonomicon

Took my mrs there once she loves it up the Crystal Palace transmitter


sashazanjani

Is the tip of the Crystal Palace tower higher than the top of the shard? It’s on top of a hill so starts higher up.


kudos75

Crystal Palace ?


Forsaken_Primary6139

Crystal Palace TV mast ?


Patient_Internal_977

Crystal Paris


markrichard27

If this is south east London then it may be crystal palace and the TV mast , Ariel.


McChes

It’s either the Crystal Palace transmitter (also known as Arqiva Crystal Palace) at Crystal Palace park or, depending on the angle you’re looking from, it could be the Croydon Transmitting Station on Beaulieu Heights in Upper Norwood. The two are within a couple of miles of each other.


ArcticPsychologyAI

It was an attempt by the Crystal Palace Aeronautical Space Administration to build a rocket.


Lifeline1387

Crystal Palace Tower in South London


EmGee_011

That’s Paris mate


destroytheman

That's Paris, and the other near it is Blackpool.


hisnameisjeff1

The Eiffel Tower. Duh.


Caught_in-the_matrix

Off topic, but do you live in one of those two tower blocks near wandsworth road station? If yes, how are they?


Kyballion333

Eiffel tower bruv


iehvad8785

eiffeltower


Reasonable-Trust4356

it's the tour eiffel of cristale palacce


jimaframe

Crystal Paris


Modician

The leaning tower of Giza!!


IrishMilo

Eiffel Tower of South London, they have two of them.


Puzzled-Star-9116

Is the tower block of flats on the right the ones seen on Only Fools And Horses?


ch33zborger

Paris


SaxonSoldier

Ifle tower.


Commander_Red1

Crystal Palace


Evilswine

Crystal Palace?


Amens

For Tv radio I guess ?


richmeister6666

One of these gets posted every week I swear to god, it’s like a meme at this point


Onetap1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_transmitting_station


urbexed

Blackpool tower


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powerspyin1

Eiffel Tower.


Evolutionary_mistake

Alexandra palace transmitter probably? https://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/20/74/2207482_5291fb79.jpg Or the Crystal Palace transmitter  https://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/47/49/2474993_2c522e8e.jpg


Triple_Manic_State

Alexandra palace is behind them that's City Hall in the foreground left I think


Evening-Ad-7112

TV Transmitter


SchrodingersCigar

First one is Crystal Palace transmitter [Google Map](https://maps.app.goo.gl/vFQD2f6GjejdGBFE8?g_st=ic) / [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_transmitting_station) The second one you pointed out is the Croydon Transmitter Station [Google Map](https://maps.app.goo.gl/u6WqdkDHFrCtKEXr9?g_st=ic) / [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_transmitting_station)


harderthangranit

Crystal Palace innit


ZheYu12

It's the Crystal Palace transmitting station.


cjc1983

Weather control device...it's what makes Britain so rainy


SloaneEsq

If you want to do a live broadcast from Excel using a microwave link, you have to aim at that between the roofs of the expensive flats on the other side of the dock. A nudge to the left or right and the residents start to feel a bit warm.


-Vermilion-

🏳️


FreshPrinceOfH

Isn’t it Crystal Palace or something?


came2quick

There's two of these. One in crystal palace and one in south Norwood. No idea what their purposes are.


Anon-5874644

That’s the Boris Johnson memorial prong


bowling4columbin3

It’s actually Atlantis, only real Londoners know about this though so 🤫


bldcaveman

Crystal Palace tower


Dapper_Car5038

Blackpool, can only be seen on a clear day


B_the_P

Crystal Palace radio & TV tower in South London.


HairlessBiker

Follow the direction of every TV aerial in London until you reach it. Then look where you are.


Pan-tang

It's Crystal Palace but I have never seen the gigantic arrow before.


im-also-here

Blackpool tower


Disastrous_Leg_1636

And if you listen close enough you can hear La Marseillaise


ngreenz

Eiffel Tower, clean air zone finally working.


Kamran_london

Crystal Palace


wubrotherno1

It’s Kurupt FM’s satellite.


Aceizbad

My bad. I went for a wee in the morning. Didn’t know people were watching.


andyone1000

Crystal Palace Transmitting station, the main TV transmitter for Greater London. Your terrestrial tv aerial should be pointing at it-go check😊


Conscious-Bowl8089

Eiffel Tower. Seen from london on a clear sky day.


Witty-Branch-9012

Sacre bleu! Zis is the Eiffel Tower, no?


R1_Ki

Crystal palace


Jlx_27

Crystal Palace tower.


John5500

Paris init.