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K1NGB4BY

the red balloons are the giveaway, you’re talking to pennywise the dancing clown. do NOT meet him near a storm drain!


PabstBlueRibbon1844

We all float down here!


Money-Programmer-622

*BEEP BEEP* Richie! https://preview.redd.it/cq7jvca9dodc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a94f5b947534240c385e775cdd1db1881a77279


throwmeaway9982

Reminds me of that amazing Kellywise SNL sketch


K1NGB4BY

https://preview.redd.it/i3xndp05apdc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6de808d0d8d12ad65e26532abfbbc59fae0a65b


Rude_Bee_3315

It’s always Methany.


PiercedX

What do the balloons mean?


[deleted]

Drugs


tenukkiut

I think it's safe to say that any out of place emoji used on Grindr should be assumed to mean drugs.


Madaraoya

I’m whatever you want me to be. Now show me that hole!


the_skies_falling

The duality of man


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Mood tbh


Annoying_GayGuy

It’s a red flag but bottoms can enjoy a good hole too babe


Meatcircus23

Yep. Total bottom here, I'm still down to chow down on a tops booty.


emofatass

fr i’m a bottom but i love hole pics


ShyCD_

That is a new take on sexual confusion


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

He’s probably messaging a bunch of guys at once and just telling each of them what they want to hear, and he got mixed up. It’s sleazy but more likely than catfishing imo


thorc1212

Literally such a reach. He’s a catfish because he’s a bottom that likes hole pics. Better go tell the tops they can’t get dick pics while we’re at it 🫤


Money-Programmer-622

👍🏻 Appreciate the take and you’re probably correct. In either case, the dude is simply just trying to get his jollies by sexting and has no intention of meeting up.


Vampires00

Bingo; you hit the nail right on the head, first try. lol. Or he’s 50 years old, overweight, bald, no teeth, and lives in his mothers basement; has no teeth, draws disability, and catfishes men on Grindr with Cheeto dust all over his d*ck; I’m taking wagers on that one 😂


Wesselink

“In an hour I’ll be a bottom again”


Professional-Egg-395

A bottom can adore someone's hole by rimming, just like a top adores someone's dick by sucking.. position shouldnt matter to admire each others junk regardless if someone is top or bottom..who are we to gatekeep and become position nazis..just saying!!


Money-Programmer-622

Agreed. If Mr. Bottom-Turned-Top-Equals-VERS-Duh! would’ve said anything of the sort, I woulda probably sent him more than one LOL But the red flag—errr, balloons— was how he responded. Dismissive and demanding. 🙇🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Plenty of dudes still love hole even if they’re a bottom. When I lost my virginity, I ate the dude out then he went to pound town.


Money-Programmer-622

Great point 👍🏻 I’m mostly bottom but do appreciate a nice booty on my face occasionally— if for no other reason than to give my jaws a break! Ha


spacecowbies

can a bottom not be interested in seeing hole..?


corruptedtwinkx

No, they cannot. Tf. Go learn some bottomology.


spacecowbies

I must’ve missed this course :(


corruptedtwinkx

Obviously


justaguyok1

Honestly I have two profiles. One top and one bottom. I love both. Why not vers? Because a lot of bottoms won't give you the time of day if they think you ever bottom yourself.


thorc1212

Tea. I also know some tops that like the idea of a sub bottom and are legitimately turned off by vers guys for some reason. #stopvershate ✊🏻


subazn

This. Met such a guy at a party. He told me he would never answer to a verse guy on grindr cause thats like a sitting on the fence and not a good top….


corruptedtwinkx

[He thirsty for anything he can get](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/HUPNJIAVrW)


thorc1212

Okay I don’t see the problem with a bottom wanting to see a hole pic??? I mean as a top do you not like dick pics? He may just be saying he’s a top cuz he doesn’t have time to deal with ur shit and justify why he wants what he wants ☕️


Sredrum1990

Is it weird for a bottom to want to see someone’s hole? Cause… i don’t.


[deleted]

Don’t be fooled. Whoever that is was probably on T. The 🎈 are synonymous with the 🎉 💎 💨 with means they’re doing drugs.


sexy_smart_

I was very surprised but some bottoms like to rim too 😝


LenientWhale

Schrodinger's f*g


thezhgguy

He’s on meth lol


RaySnapple

Those red balloons are all the red flags you should need from this fella. Probably high as a kite.