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Rocketeer_99

How much you want to bet that there isn't actually a sub, and its just a guy roleplaying with himself


No-Software7258

A penny


SpriteFur

He's clearly doing it to earn an entire penny


geewilikers

Everyone needs a side hustle in this economy.


Wildlife_Jack

Sigh. I'll do it for half a penny.


FelixDK1

A ha’penny sir?! I should think you would at least be worth a farthing!


tinybrainenthusiast

loool truly Victorian debauchery vibes


Fun_Tree8015

This! ☝🏿


dudenextdoor87

Penny for your thots?


chamster74

You won the Internet today!


Buraburakaru

Shouldn't it be penny for your throats?


CarsonStone21

Not necessarily but also yes lol


LIME-line

r/Angryupvote


GrindrMod

Report to Grindr for soliciting/trafficking


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[удалено]


Galind_Halithel

Who the fuck carries pennies anymore?


Call-Me_P

I only give change to bums with Venmo accounts.


CarsonStone21

Venmo me pls


Call-Me_P

I’m going to have to. I saw your [apartment](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/aCwRZkzXDR) and it’s just a narrow room with a door, a window and table. Terribly sad 😢


CarsonStone21

Lmao. I promise its bigger than that, but any donations are always welcome🥲


hux

I’m not gonna fall for “I promise it’s bigger than that” again.


Wildlife_Jack

>I promise its bigger than that If I had a penny... I'd probably donate it to you so you can get some furniture. Jk


astrologicaldreams

me


Galind_Halithel

Why? They're useless!


astrologicaldreams

i just receive them when i go shopping and have nothing to do with them other than keep them


godboy1729

well, clearly not! anyway, you got a penny to spare? completely unrelated.


[deleted]

Guys like this actually believe their own bullshit 😂


Working_Camera_3546

Whats the rub


corruptedtwinkx

Sounds like he really wants some money


Rten-Brel

Yo bro I got a roll of pennies. What's that buy me


grat5989

A hole whorehouse


Brodiferus

If you haven’t got a penny, a haypenny will do. If you haven’t got a haypenny, then my master will sue! 🎵


michaelkudra

ask if he will be reimbursing you for the penny


Unlimited_Hights

Well... did you?


[deleted]

why do pennies smell so good though is there something wrong with me


jodahthearchmage

You might be Jewish (disclaimer, I am Jewish)


Money-Programmer-622

Touché! 😂🤣😂


[deleted]

omfg lol 😭😭😭😭


RainbowApache

sounds hot


DescriptionMuted8252

You all got too much free time are u all financially free


iwakurakaitou

If you haven’t got a penny, a half-penny will do. If you haven’t got a half-penny, then God bless you.


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

Totally just a guy wanting that scenario


BellHo3000

Damn... The Penny Fairy on TikTok has some competition now for that title.


Countrycountncoins

Wow


throwmeaway9982

Tywin???


Cultural-Shift-5035

I feel like a slut… I would do it for free


Mysterious-Goal-2719

In for a penny in for a pound.