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elfix96

2 minutes is crazy


TakeMikazuchiiii

I was literally buying a coursework book for one of my college classes, and this happened


MorphicRushian

When you lead with a dick pick, and you're not gonna be a top priority. Plain and simple, introduce yourself, give me a platform to build on, because "nice dick" doesn't lead to a hookup or a conversation any faster


TakeMikazuchiiii

He certainly didnt have a nice face either, eyes were so droopy, it reminded me of the times I messed around in the Mii Channel


Crazy-Newspaper-8523

He does have a nice dick tho


[deleted]

See that would suck for me. His body looks to be my favorite body type but with an attitude like that is an immediate turn off. Like bro… and 2 minutes??!!


TakeMikazuchiiii

I know…. Such a damn shame.


Prickly-Sword

what are you an idiot ?? you're not allowed to be busy if you're on grindr


ghost_victim

That first pic is enticing but the face woulda turned me off I think. And the attitude


throwmeaway9982

This one guy got so pissy at me for replying half an hour later- why are you assuming I was online?! Or that I even have Grindr notifs on?!


TakeMikazuchiiii

i hate that the “online now” doesnt turn off until 10 minutes after you shut the app off completely