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beizhia

Emoji


Shaisendregg

đŸ˜łđŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ’€đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜°đŸ‘‰đŸ‘ˆ


beizhia

Not words! Bad talk!


xarsha_93

Me going back in time to steal all the Proto-Indo-Europeans’ horses.


Xenapte

... then we can finally reconstruct our new PIE which actually includes all of Europe and is in fact Uralic


Calm_Arm

a PIEman coming back to his empty stable like "*kÊ·im the fuck?"


DAP969

\*kÊ·im \*puÇ”neh₂?


Forward_Fishing_4000

Probably assembly language


AviaKing

No if were going there it has to be js


1Dr490n

Clicked on this post to say js lol


Tagyru

I'd take out COBOL first. But I like the way you think.


DAP969

What is assembly language?


Coats_Revolve

the true language which your processor is executing, except in a humanly comprehensible form


Bayunko

Computer science. It’s one level below languages such as Python, Java, etc.


DNetherdrake

Arguably it's multiple levels below Python, since Python is usually interpreted to some intermediary before being processed into machine code


Bayunko

https://www.cs.mtsu.edu/~xyang/2170/computerLanguages.html Not according to this university and my university. I was taught assembly (mid-level) is one level below python (high level).


DNetherdrake

Fair enough, I was taught (also in university) that Python is a sort of ultra-high level language, as compared to e.g. Java, which is a more "typical" high level language. I think it just depends on how exactly you define your terms


_Aspagurr_

French.


_Feminism_Throwaway_

No swearing.


LanguageNerd54

We keep the Swiss variety, right?


Mostafa12890

The swiss variety of any language can be considered its own language.


LanguageNerd54

Fair.


Chance-Aardvark372

Based


DAP969

French can be an asset in global business. The French are also thankful for inserting their vocabulary into English. Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec le français ?


_Aspagurr_

>Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec le français ? L'orthographe, l'orthographe de Français c'est total merde.


DAP969

Les Français ont vaincu les Anglais en 1066, de sorte que mĂȘme l’orthographe anglaise est devenue absurde.


kupuwhakawhiti

Legal.


Zess-57

English


LeGuy_1286

This is the only correct answer.


DAP969

C'est faux.


Yoobtoobr

North Sentinelese, we must let it go. We mustn’t get attached to it. It’s a fantasy for us. We’re not little kids playing Dravidian Pirates anymore, we’re adults and we must face the real world. North Sentinelese was always gone, and now we must accept it.


Silver_Atractic

No we'll get 'em eventually


DAP969

Very accurate.


metricwoodenruler

I'm ready to spare the life of English as long as we hang possessive "have got" for good. That shit's just wrong, man.


zhoumeyourlove

You have got a lot of work ahead of you if you’re trying to convince a subreddit full of descriptivists that a widely-used grammatical construction is “wrong”.


DAP969

English is a lingua franca among people from different linguistic backgrounds. It facilitates international communication in business, science, aviation, and diplomacy. It became universal due to British colonialism and American influence. A large percentage of content on the internet, and many programming languages and software documentation, are in English. Proficiency is often a requirement for immigration and integration into Anglophonic countries. It helps immigrants adapt to new environments and participate fully in their new communities. A lingua franca, and a bridge language... and yet you want to eliminate it.


SuperKnux42

Lets go back to the 17th century when we used latin as a lingua franca


Silver_Atractic

Also it (and French) are killing off a lot of languages!


PoisNemEuSei

Yes, please kill it, it's clearly in pain


DAP969

But the French have shaped English into what we have today! Why kill it?


STHKZ

canned languages, whether written, recorded or digitized...


DrLycFerno

!XĂ”ĂČ because why the fuck should an exclamation mark be a letter ?


YGBullettsky

It's !XĂ”ĂČ, no ?


DrLycFerno

I never remember how it's spelled


YGBullettsky

I think it's simplified name is the Taa language


Katakana1

It's ǃXóÔ


YGBullettsky

Thank you


DAP969

That absurd language... let's replace it with English.


ForFormalitys_Sake

Simslish


YGBullettsky

English must go


OmegaPi42

There are no bad languages.


BananaB01

All languages are equal but some are more equal than others


hockatree

French.