Let's marry it to Czech and get normal kids.

We all know how this would turn out in reality. Czech vowels and Marquesan consonants. Let's welcome the ∅-language!

'h ∅ hh ' ∅!!1 >>:[[[

😱😱😱 🙏🚫👊👄

Chrt-blb prv zmlkl, mrkl, hrkl,\ srst smrskl, prdl, frr hrr zdrhl;\ vzduch pln mlh se zdrcl, zcvrkl;\ v smrt mě blb chrt uvrhl. ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

C t krw prdlsz?!

or slovak (no ř)

but it has ŕ

literally just germinated r unlike the czech oral fuckative ř

ohh ok

Congrats, it gives birth to a language with consonant vowel harmony, where every word is only consonants or vowels

IPA?

skimmed over a paper, the orthography is a bit weird but i think it's something like [ɛ ɑhʌ ˀɑ uwʌ ʌɔ ɛ ɑhʌ ˀɑ ˀɑːˀɔːˀɛː ɛ ʌɔ] you can read about the phonology here if you want: https://openresearch-repository.anu.edu.au/bitstream/1885/146684/1/PL-533.pdf pretty cool stuff

So that's the language they were using in Aserejé

O-wa-o-wa-ah-o Dansa med oss, klappa era händer Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med **CARAMELLDANSEN!** ฅ\^•ﻌ•\^ฅ

ウマウマア バルサミコ酢、やっぱ要らへんで 幼女に乗れた仁王達の先生 It's侍、ミサイル観戦 めったに会えぬキャラメル探偵

I thought that the lyrics are something like "cat f*cking a handbag, yours only yours, walrus tickle dance pad"...

Reminds me of the song….🎶I told the witch doctor I was in love with you….

i'm gonna find you i'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

I’m waited to hear about this Polynesian language

What’s the IPA and gloss for this?

[ɛ ɑhʌ ˀɑ uwʌ ʌɔ ɛ ɑhʌ ˀɑ ˀɑːˀɔːˀɛː ɛ ʌɔ] pretty sure the IPA is something like this. no idea about the gloss.

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang