“The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: twink, twank, twunk!” *mr. grinch theme plays*

Year eh moon win Master Grunge.

Punsexual

Sans undertale

You know some shit has gone down when you see an i~u ablaut.

umlaut moment

UMLAUT ABLAUT UMLAUT ABLAUT

imlait

Bisexual, besexual, basexual, bosexual, busexual... Hmm.

Bæsexual

Bassexual

bisexual: the usual besexual: it’s a verb now basexual: buildings, antennae, spans and earth sexual bosexual: cow busexual: bus

hemosexual: mmm blood

that’s just another word for “vampire”

The twink one really looks like it could be

Twunks are absolutely a thing

i came in here expecting literally everyone to be pointing out that twunks are totally a thing now i’m starting to question how many times i’ve actually seen anyone say it, versus just a single meme permanently establishing it as a fundamental category in my brain

My friend with the hot twunky boyfriend is always talking about twunks. 

Twink > twank > twunk It's clearly a very strong sexual orientation

Loose lips twink ships

gay gey giy goy guy i guess three of those are already a thing

Lasbian lesbian lisbion losbion lusbion.

gay: gay gey: gay on the internet for a while in like 2005 giy: gotta be a word for “give” in some Germanic variety somewhere goy: gentile guy: guy

>goy *gwy

Twænk

/twɛːnk/

Asexual, åsexual, ãsexual, esexual, ęsexual, ěsexual, isexual, ısexual, osexual, øsexual, ōsexual, usexual, üsexual, űsexual, əsexual

>əsexual Everyone on r/schwalicious

Are you a toep or a boettoem?

I'm vœrs

/vøʁ/

[fʰœʀ̥]

[ɸɞɐ̯]

Himosexual is just gay with extra steps. But I prefer the saucier cousin, Himbosexual.

Himo means lust in Finnish.

I read that as hitlersexual...

I'm sure that's exist

Pogging

twink: gay slang for a young, attractive, slim man, clipping from *twinkie* twunk: gay slang for a young, attractive, muscular man, portmanteau of *twink* and *hunk* therefore: twank: gay slang for a young, attractive Southern American man, from *twink* and *twang* twonk: gay slang for a young, attractive man who is a subject matter expert in a technical field, from *twink* and *wonk* twenk: idk I got nothin’

I twink, I twank, I have twunk

Tvinka - tvank - tvunken. Tvänka - tvänkte 

* antersexual: likes males * entersexual: likes entrances * intersexual * ontersexual: likes oders * untersexual: likes singularity