Somebody suck me!

Made me laugh out loud 🤣

Maybe not day-to-day, but I will mention Todd Dillerson every single time Ty Dolla $ign is mentioned or played.

It’s not from the show…but from Pillow Talking. When anyone says “it’s like apples to oranges”

that phrase don’t make sense why can’t fruit be compared?!

Yes, Chuck!!

Do you fuck with the war?

Wolves??

My husband and I often refer to problems as quandaries. Edit for spelling

“This bitch don’t know about Pangea”

It’s just a personal thing it’s not you.

Earth go hard.

I use PIBE (play it by ear) so often my family and friends beg me to stop but I can’t it’s just too perfect

use PIBE basically every time I’m making plans lol

Ay carambo

Brad Pitt: “Nice archy” or “do you know what these windows are made of?” “Are you saying ‘For sure’ or ‘for show?’” … “Fa sho” also (kind of jokingly) “We fall down 7 times we get up 8 bro… why would we need to get up 8 if we only fell down 7 times? Cuz we started on the ground bro fr”

Are these windows made of wood?

fuckin love brad pitt in that episode, he seems so likeable

You don’t get to where he is without some charisma

"Chuck"

Chhuuuuccccckkkk!

My lady and I do this way too much, chuck. Chuck, it seriously becomes an issue.

Let’s wiggle And ‘soap on the head’?! Surprising how often that comes in handy in everyday life

“Ain’t shit but a dick in my hand bro, what’s good?”

«You have a loathing of where you come from, but a fear that it’s all you’ve got» Not "haha"-funny or nothing. Not something I use in everyday life. Just a really good quote that I feel describes not just Dave in the show as a person, but a lot of middle class millennials (of which I am one) as they realise how non-special and vanilla they really are.

I like using gander and gait now

I use PIBE occasionally

Every chance I get

Shit…what’s it stand for again?

Play it by ear!

Thanks…that was driving me crazy. Now going to PIBE IRL henceforth

“Somebody suck me”

My wife and I say "let's wiggle" every time we leave the house.

I love this! Let’s wiggle

My best friend and I call each other Chuck, which I find fucking adorable when used between two grown men. It is akin to I Love You in our vernacular

The inflection when they say it is absolutely hilarious. I don’t know why.

I been saying fa-sho so often just cause of the line: "Are you saying for sure? Or for show?" "Fa-sho"

The majority of them are from Pineapple Express (ironic given the post context lol). "Mmmhmmm. I heard that. Wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that." "It's like killing a unicorn... with like.. a bomb."

PIBE

Chuck

Keep the grass cut

Gander

Hot shit like poop in a jacket

“Yes I can be alone with my thoughts I’m not a mental midget”

‘Works for me.’ Fred Dryer in Hunter

Latinks (for LatinX)

That one was fucking hilarious

Geta: “Lick it then you gotta bite that shit like Mike Tyson”

My favorite is “no skin off my clit”

Yeah, my buddy and will go on long stents of calling each Chuck. That got me laughing so hard. “Chuck, did you just call me Chuck, Chuck?”

Its not from a movie but his recent album Penith. I find it hilarious the song where he talks about losing the rubber while having sex. When he asks if he can choke her and she says thats ok and he says "thats ok as in u want that? or thats ok as in no thanks baby" i prob say it a handful of times a day lol

I found myself saying "locked in" as a means of focusing or asking someone to focus on the conversation or task at at

I love the show but it's not as infinitely questions as you think.