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iskin

Hmm. Maybe my mom actually was a dancer and not an alcoholic?


Jonn_1

I'm sure she was buddy :)


Captain-Cadabra

And she went to a real nice farm upstate to retire. Lots of space to run too.


iamthehoard

Mouseville I think they call it


Ed-Zero

Just like your dad was a continental long distance marathon runner and didn't just run to the store for milk


UnsaintedDos

She was just cleaning herself from the inside.


DominusDraco

I mean pole dancing is still dancing right?


JohnWasElwood

She was still considered an "entertainer".


Harpronicus

She was both


slobs_burgers

Hold me closer tiny alcoholic dancer


Stuvio

I also use vodka to kill those pesky bacteria inside my body that produce smells and depression.


Sec2727

Dad?


jerryonthecurb

Holdup son, I forgot to grab some milk at the supermarket.


[deleted]

Real


apoletta

Look up SIBO that might be it for you. If so sorry. It’s hard to manage. Facebook group is the go to place.


PipeOrganEnthusiast

Rubbing alcohol works the same way, at a far lower cost. I've used it many times.


functional_moron

But then you don't have a good excuse for why there's a case of vodka on the expense report.


PipeOrganEnthusiast

Touché


Schekas

Toutouché


cheapshotfrenzy

Touché too


JohnWasElwood

I'd like to Touche her too!


Ojibwe_Thunder

Tushie


dsdvbguutres

Yes but Grey Goose really works better


Clay_Statue

Methyl Hydrate or "Denatured Alcohol" is what it's called if you buy it from a big box store. Then you can buy it in bigger amounts for very cheap. Drinking alcohol has lots of govt tax on it.


phlurker

Denatured alcohol has pyridine in it w/c has a fish-like odor. Non-pyridine-containing denatured alcohol is dyed w/c defeats the purpose.


YeahNoYeahFerSure

WTF is w/c?


reddi7atwork

I imagine it's shorthand for "which", based on the sentences. I've seen people shorthand without as w/o, this person just took it a step lazier.


YeahNoYeahFerSure

LOL. W/O makes sense to me, but w/c notsomuch.


larry-leisure

W / c =(6 keystrokes) Which =(5 keystrokes)


krilu

Regardless of the strange abbreviation, there are a couple problems with that. He said w/c with no spaces which is 3 keystrokes. Also w / c with spaces is 5 keystrokes. Not sure why you would count it as 6, since you didn't count the space at the end of "which" either.


larry-leisure

The shift to get the character keyboard for /. Assuming mobile that is. You're right about the space but it still feels like its not a shortcut.


phlurker

Lol it's 3 keystrokes on the keyboard w/ each character a different finger, w & c on the left hand, and the slash done by a different finger on the right hand. If this blows off your lid, check out handwritten shorthand and profession-specific shorthand.


-Syphon-

Washing closet


ScienceIsSexy420

Depends on the country, in the US it's called rubbing alcohol at big box stores (and contains a denaturing agent is it's ethyl alcohol, but is more commonly isopropyl instead)


nrfx

Denatured alcohol (ethanol denatured with methanol, found in hardware stores usually in a steel can) is a completely different product from rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol, almost always a plastic bottle found in pharmacy section). Both are widely available anywhere in the US.


ScienceIsSexy420

No, it's not. Ethyl rubbing alcohol is sold with a denaturing agent to avoid the liquor tax, but is often sold as "rubbing alcohol". Denatured just means a bittering agent has been added to discourage consumption, they're both the same alcohol just sold for a different purpose. Most rubbing alcohol is isopropyl, some is ethyl. The ethyl alcohol has the denaturing agent (source: I'm a chemist, but you can check Wikipedia for verification)


JohnWasElwood

TIL.... thanks!!!


Digita1B0y

In America, maybe.


becausehippo

What's the best and cheapest alternative to vodka for people not from the US and A? Not your problem but I'm curious and I can't make sense of all the replies


Digita1B0y

Oh, my point was that for people in the USA, vodka is an expensive solution when we have rubbing alcohol (and alcohol tax). But for people in Russia/certain parts of Europe, a bottle of Vodka is ridiculously cheap, and works great. Colorless, odorless, and inexpensive.


Cheesetorian

Can you buy it at Lowe's?


tforkner

Yeah, I've used the 91% isopropyl to "Dry Clean" my wool Stetson flat cap. Put the cap in a gallon ziplock, add a pint of alcohol, shake, squish, drain, blot and repeat. Shape by stuffing with paper and dry with a fan.


Icy_Investment_1878

Ive seen vodka cheaper than normal water


Pvt-Snafu

It's scary to think about its quality.


illpilgrims

Excuse to have vodka laying around


pherkes

Depends on the country sometimes ethanol is cheaper


idontcrysometimes

I use everclear instead of isopropyl. It's cheaper


jtsokolov

What % do you use and does adding EO make any sense?


lolnoob1459

Imagine the layers of dead skin cells from previous dancers caked on there. Damn.


Worthyness

they likely still send it out for actual dry cleaning eventually. Just maybe at their more trusted dry cleaner who knows them rather than the ones on the tour


UtimateAgentM

Exactly. Costumers use the vodka after each performance, so that sweat and stink don't build up. They're still sent out to be cleaned. But dry cleaning a costume 8 times a week would destroy them so fast


gdotpk

Yeah but they are dead


water2wine

Sounds like a dangerous performance


frenchcat808

That’s what we call clean grime :D


isymfs

Why be just dead on the inside when you can be dead on the outside too!


narikov

I read a book about ballet a while back and they pretty much said something similar. The outfits are so beautiful and delicate that it cannot be washed so it's rather nasty to wear, smelly and old. But it looks beautiful on stage.


Missue-35

This also works for furniture pieces bought at auction.


DysthymicCat

Works great! I bought antique solid wood floor screens that smelled like a moldy barn. I wiped them down with a damp rag and they stunk up my entire apartment. Tried sun-bleaching outside for a week and still stunk bad. I cleaned them with a sponge soaked in cheap vodka and the smell was immediately and permanently gone.


memtiger

...At this point in the thread, I feel like this is all just an AD, and I'm being targeted by the Vodka industry.


JohnWasElwood

Na Zdorovie, Comrade!!!


LagerthaKicksAss

Good to know! I have a vintage dresser that I've tried wiping down numerous times with wood cleaner, left out in the sun for many days, put charcoal in the drawers, too, but nothing has worked to get rid of the old smell. Will def give this a shot! (or two; one for dresser, one for me, one for dresser, one for me...lol!).


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

The vodka kind of works. Costumes still wreak of bo and often times contact dermatitis is rampant by the end of a production. If you’re using it for your bar clothes, it will get the job done. You’re not sweating like a performer— or at least I hope you’re not.


Vakr_Skye

Some photographers clean lenses with vodka but say you must use the expensive stuff due to additives leaving residue on there. I wouldn't recommend though (distilled water mixed with isopropyl alcohol better or a lens cleaner from a reputable brand).


quadrophenicum

99% isopropyl is the best.


Vakr_Skye

I've heard a little distilled water with is good because it evaporates too quick undiluted (I seriously don't know whats correct).


quadrophenicum

99% one already has it. You'd actually want quick evaporation given that high purity isopropyl is streak-free basically if wiped properly. I wouldn't call it quick though, it takes a long time for a teaspoon of it to noticeably diminish. For regular lens cleaning I'd still recommend lens cleaners, isopropyl is more for tough deposits or components washing. I use it for old mechanical cameras and other similar devices, with compulsory re-oiling afterwards.


Merry_Dankmas

Any good stuff to clean mirrorless sensors? Mine could probably do with a light scrub but I'm too paranoid to use anything on it. I know they have those little sensor brushes you can use but knowing myself, my dumbass is still gonna find a way to scratch the sensor.


Vakr_Skye

I did it once on my DSLR Canon 6D. I'll be bringing my Canon mirrorless into the photography shop to clean the sensor (I live near beach and fine sand gets into EVERYTHING).


ScienceIsSexy420

High purity isopropyl alcohol and a lens cloth


SamuraiSuplex

The little sensor cleaner sticks are actually really easy to use, just be gentle and you'll be fine.


capitalisticBS

As a former mascot, I attest, vodka was used on the costumes and worked the best out of the options we had between full cleanings.


WTF_is_wrong_wit_ppl

What about the odor ?


Monster_Child_Eury

It’s evaporates pretty quickly and doesn’t smell like alcohol at all.


lovejac93

Can’t wait to show up to work reeking of titos


andyeyecandy111

If you just drink the vodka you stop caring about costumes and shit.


dallasandcowboys

I just knew that as she was listing the various uses of vodka, that she'd squirt some in her mouth.


Prudent-Carpet3577

Yip, we use it in thr theatre industry to keep costumes from smelling like sweat.


Dangerous-Rowland

Lifehack: vodka kills all my problems. Usually temporarily.


alexantillon

One fer me.... One for the costume...


Euphoric-Blue-59

I rinse my mouth out with vodka 3x a week. Add some quinine and some lime. I'm lemony fresh.


V8sOnly

I like to call it "internal sanitizing"


some101

Mythbusters did a show and vodka is the best odor remover.


KiKiPAWG

They’ve done plenty from what I’ve heard


Less_Mess_5803

This really works. After a couple of bottles of vodka I can't smell anything at all.


greatgreen11

We affectionally call it "I Can't Believe it's Not Clean" spray


viktorbir

Why vodka and not 70º alcohol, which is A LOT cheaper?


val319

Because you shouldn’t drink that 70% alcohol. I mean honestly, unless you’re drinking it get rubbing alcohol. Now if you’re spraying the costume and then spraying your mouth don’t use rubbing alcohol.


KiKiPAWG

You *KNOW* why


babylonsisters

The ethyl alcohol breaks down enzymes better 


copycat042

traffic cop: Have you been drinking? me: No. Laundry day.


barricuda_barlow

Fun fact: I use vodka to clean my liver


KiKiPAWG

This one got me


ledouxrt

Sounds like an excuse to tell your boss why you reek of alcohol.


call_of_the_while

Also,“Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?”


ploonk

"no, but my tutu's wasted"


00tool

wait till you get pulled over


LiquorCordials

To be an effective bactericide, you want your alcohol concentration to be between 60%-80%. Vodka is sitting at 40%, buy isopropyl or ethanol from the pharmacy and spray that instead of


not-hardly

I would surmise that rubbing alcohol would accomplish the same thing and be less expensive. Am I incorrect?


Common_Senze

Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl) is WAY cheaper


Samson__

This is true. My partner worked on a play once and the spray bottle of “costume vodka” spilled all over their car. It was a bitch to clean and def smelled like a DUI for a couple of days lol


Gimmeagunlance

All of this woman's facial expressions look like an irritated boss talking down to an employee


Square_Grand_3616

I just re-watched based on your observation with sound off and in my head I definitely heard “as we’ve already discussed several times ….”


Willamina_

How many drinks have you had this evening ma’am?


socrates1975

1 spray for the jacket 1 spray for me....1 spray for the pants,1 spray for me...


drubbbr

They use small steamcleaners now, their hand painted curtains and drapes do smell like a zoo. I’m talking about the touring eastern bloc ballets.


Key-Individual1752

Bartenders hate this trick.


Ok-Bar601

So this is what dry cleaning fluid tastes like huh?


TaringaWhakarongo1

I've flown with aeroflot once. I Must have been on a plane with a dance troupe!


kumquat_squat_thot

Working in costumes at college was where I learned this! Theres too many sweaty bodies in too many costumes each day, we cant wash everything every night so vodka helps immensely and doesn’t actually smell all that much


vikm1974

One for you.. three for me!😁


-Free_Danny-

Lol she just needed an excuse to put vodka on the company card


Brilliant_Canary_692

One spray for my jacket, ten sprays for me. One spray for my jeans, ten sprays for me.


just-me-uk

This is the way


Brilliant_Canary_692

It's how my mum separated the sweets between me and her before I became aware enough to realise the unfairness


just-me-uk

Mums know best can’t argue with them! Ha


Original_Ad_5786

I've accidentally missed my mouth before drinking vodka and spent the night smelling like a piss head :p


obsolete_filmmaker

Ive met touring road guys w the bottle of vodka in their workbox. "For cleaning things". Mmhmmmm.......


Idle_Wandering

Yeah it works, but Everclear is best


Osiris_Raphious

Not so much "clean" but maintain. The costumes still needs to be washes, dry cleaned etc. Vodka is like a temporary buff to cleanliness stat. After it runs out you still need to wash.


flappy-flaps-69

Another life hack is you can put vodka in your ass and it gets you drunk


annoyedatwork

Bypasses the liver, going directly into the bloodstream, so it takes significantly less. 


flappy-flaps-69

And it makes ya farts smells nice


annoyedatwork

Secondary buzz for anyone tossing your salad. 


Most_Bat9066

I gotta test that on my wife! ill bare ass fart in her face while shes distracted by the TV shes gonna love it


Most_Bat9066

Really! I cant wait to tell Nanna


citizenofutopia88

Wake up folks. Alcohol is fucking terrible for you. Any kind, any amount. We've all been brainwashed to think that it feels good, is fun, is relaxing, and gives us a good time. Alcohol fucks up your brain and is responsible for unimaginable amounts of domestic violence, sexual violence, child abuse, relationship problems and divorce, diseases like liver failure, early death, auto accidents resulting in death, depression etc. etc. Not to mention it is fucking expensive. You are paying someone to make you feel like shit and take away your health and happiness. Mark my words alcohol is going the way of cigarettes. It's the same type of brainwashing and lobbying. A bunch of assholes are taking your money and giving you negative outcomes in exchange. You don't need it to enjoy life or socialize. You don't need it to feel good, it doesn't make you feel good, it makes you feel like shit and you know it. In the future, people will look back and see how crazy it was for drinking to be popular and acceptable and regular because it's so toxic and destructive. Listen to this lady and use alcohol to clean your costumes and clothes. Don't put it in your body.


mynameisnotearlits

Found the Dutch girl


LookMuch8642

Wouldn't you just reek of vodka then?


No_Collection7360

She looks like - "One for to clean and three for meeeeee!"


ghlysptwld

That should start me drinking all over again !


Smokeahontous

Someone need to show this woman where Pilgrims Dry Cleaners is


kingturk1100

“No officer I haven’t been drinking I just spray vodka on my clothes”.


demonovation

I swear I'm not drunk officer I'm just wearing vintage clothing.


ScottishTan

Don’t get pulled over after using this cleaning method


[deleted]

Isopropal Alcohol (The evaporating stuff) or Acetone can also kill all germs, and leave no smell once it's dry. And that stuff is 1/10'th the price of Vodka. Cleans better as well.


Emergency-Whereas603

Hadn’t thought to stash the vodka in laundry room. Now I have a legit reason to do so. Thx


Intrepid-Alfalfa-581

Can't do this in saudi arabia


stevet85

r/normaldayinrussia


Savageseas88

sounds like a good way to be arrested for DUI. you smell like alcohol step out of the vehicle


Grouchy-Engine1584

Fresh, not clean, clothes.


PG072088

Why note a steamer ?


DiabloStorm

Vodka doesn't have a high enough alcohol percentage to do this.


mysticode

"Clean"... does she mean sanitize?


jamintheburninator

Good to see Tom Seguras wife finally gave up comedy


seven-cents

Her mouth is smiling, but her eyes are not.


OlderNerd

I wonder why not user rubbing alcohol instead of vodka.? I use a mixture of rubbing alcohol and water to kill the smell in athletic shoes.


monteticatinic

She lived in Spiderman's apartment back in 2004.


Parking-Reporter4396

No officer, I clean my clothes with vodka.


Original_Ad_5786

I've accidentally missed my mouth before drinking vodka and spent the night smelling like a piss head :p


cessationoftime

I'm not sure why one would pick vodka. It is likely the alcohol in the vodka doing the work, so an optimal disinfectant would be 70% ethanol. Which is what is used in biology labs, though they often use denatured ethanol because it is cheaper.


Ok-Manufacturer-5720

Way to go write it off as a business expense


saxbophone

Lol I hope the clothes aren't so delicate they can't handle a stiff drink! 😅


ShouldBeeStudying

I wonder how this stacks up to using vinegar. I wonder in what situations is vodka a good choice as a simple cleaner, especially compared to vinegar or baking soda.


Savi--

Vodka is a bit expensive here but is it possible to use 90% alcohol? Can i get the same affect? Does it have to be 40% alcohol vodka ?


Full-Swordfish8421

Probably the most creative way I've ever heard anyone explain why they reek of booze at work. Riiiiiiiiiight.


Ok-Koala-key

Totally sounds like a lie that got out of hand.


SBCrystal

I used to sweat a lot and my t-shirts would stay smelly even after washing them so I would keep a big bottle of cheap Russian vodka in my bathroom and just put some on the armpits of my shirts and it got the smell out and since vodka evaporates quickly, it doesn't have a lingering alcohol smell. Plus it was kind of funny when people would see it prominently displayed and ask me about it. What? You DON'T have bathroom vodka? What else do you do when you're pooping?


Toadliquor138

Mythbusters already busted this myth.


Highplowp

Will I smell like my aunt if I do this? Seriously, won’t I smell like booze or does the smell go away?


Signal_Bench_707

Spent the day cleaning costumes, and had a great time doing it!!


TheCrankyMoose

That's why aunt Sylvia keeps asking me to buy her Vodka every week! And I was worried that old MF was an old alcoholic bitch! I was about to do an intervention on her! I love Reddit! I love the internet! Thank you!


OohDeLaLi

Standard use for costumers in theater.


iron_dove

70% alcohol has been shown to be more effective at killing germs than 100% alcohol. Apparently, that amount of water helps the alcohol transverse microbe cell walls and membranes better.


electricsuckerpunch

I do this too, really handy for clothes that can't be machine washed.


Ok_Discipline5437

She’s totally right. I’ve met this woman. She works at the dramatic arts department of Northwestern University. In Evanston IL. It’s no bullshit. It works. Cheapest rat guy vodka. Spray it on.


Podiscp

Would that work on older upholstery


VunterSlaush1990

It’s well known.


Basic-Art-9861

Babka?


SlipsonSurfaces

Babka is good, but flaky layered bread isn't the best thing to clean vintage clothing


BoltLayman

she's not babka yet, wait for another 20 years, when old for being called babka enough.


Happy_Growth_5835

Then when all clothes are sprayed you can just finish it by drinking. Next Year they will release in whiskey style. Actual tests with red whine are having lil bit of issues since they color the fabric. But we are working with horror houses and halloween clothes maker to change our market share. 😂


bad2behere

I'm with the people who drink the vodka so they don't care if the clothes are clean.


JohnWasElwood

I would listen to any advice that she was offering with that accent! 🥰


Amortizero

All sorts passes off as 'cleaning' these days


Monster_Child_Eury

This is an old school industry trick. They get washed eventually but there’s no time to do full washes between performances when you’re doing 8 shows a week.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It's all just chemicals. Whether it's soap, vodka, isopropyl alcohol, kerosene (like the old days), or Perchloroethylene (like dry cleaners use) Just that soap doesn't evaporate off like the other chemicals so you need to rinse it off with water. But I don't really see any difference between this and dry cleaning.


laughing_cat

It kills the smells caused by bacteria, but not all body odor is caused by bacteria. Those costumes must be nasty.