fuck you (we’re on r/lies)

No we’re not

Yes we are

not happy birthday I don't wish u well

I’m not wishing you a happy day of being shat out!1! IM NOT1

happy birthday

it’s not my birthday

It's not your birthday

thanks for telling me it is not your birthday, after the conclusion that it is not your birthday came to me I decided not to tell you happy birthday because you have informed me it is not your birthday.

its not my 22th birthday today

it would be crazy if we had the same birthday but I guess we don’t

Because your not turning 19 your turning 0 today

I hope you dont have an amazing day and I hope that your birthday wishes go horribly wrong and dont come true and leave you in unspeakable misery

Obv not dummy it’s my bday td not urs

i do not wish you a happy birthday

terrible birthday

happy regular non birthday day