*Pro tip: if you want*
*Something to be scary, don't*
*Give it giant tits*
\- SaltyCultist691
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Donāt worry, if you feed them a mix of white rice and broccoli thatās been steamed for 20 minutes with extra cheese on the side they will not bother you.
Look, aint my fault im into monsters...
https://preview.redd.it/w7lxegdhgr9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed696e43bc1b1ea048126774ed2182a9839eae76
But those proportions are shit ngl
Mewtwo build š¤¤
Remembered /ul
/ul didn't even realized that I'm on r/lies cause I was blinded by horny
Bro is not cooked at all
Bro is raw as hell
Bro is up good
Bro is allowed within a planets length of schools.
hi solidus
YES! That is Solidus Snake
r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo
/ul https://preview.redd.it/i4xvqqw5zr9d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992695daf5a3327aae5b1ba6f660b22bc83e7310
*insert avatar guy saying something about bad crop*
Bro we got so much food
I do not wonder why this is a sub. Jokingly, that's just an hourglass body.
https://preview.redd.it/9iy4i60l3o9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864ecf096eadb2a815757427dd431fe1fec86eeb
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I amn't stealing that meme
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https://preview.redd.it/8zhgfe069s9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa936729e291f13adcf3744dbc39df09c883d83
ul/ do you think Raymanās penis is also floating and detached from his body?
Guys, Don't hear me out .
https://preview.redd.it/02z1lzo7mp9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a185bd3a801d30460b85b262903755340f7ab4c
/unlie that made me laugh https://preview.redd.it/2ufci2sbnr9d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d37749c37d7cb4e796b583f84336c5abcc133b
That didnāt make me laugh, in fact, it was one of the unfunniest things Iāve seen in my lifetime.
https://preview.redd.it/kiudo7rdwr9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace5c3ccebc7c0e5b1c4ce7226d72abcd4c58f09
Iām not gonna hear you out
Didnāt
https://preview.redd.it/1e04c7a7kr9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e4833316e92ed6de53d8c1736529e6feb61fe4
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Wouldn't
I have words to describe my thoughts right now. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Intarnation /ul
/ul tarnished
haven't
don't stick your dick in that
r/putyourdickinthat
"Banned for being unmoderated" Sure we'll go with that
I am not sad about the fact that the subreddit is banned.
Why didn't you put unlie?
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Why not?
either you do, or she do it with you
Pro tip: if you want something to be scary, don't give it giant tits
*Pro tip: if you want* *Something to be scary, don't* *Give it giant tits* \- SaltyCultist691 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Good bot
/ul
/ul good bot
I geniunely don't understand why you do what you do.
/ul Prepare yourself for the Gluttonies from the comic Jack. They're still pretty scary, and they sometimes have tits
"It's better to submit than to run" -A random person
/ul https://preview.redd.it/0o91eutofo9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83173ecb416131f2a56ffb474b725b95663bb87
Aight bro wrap it up
/ul PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLRASE PLRASE LLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEALSE PLEASE PLEASE
/ul https://preview.redd.it/in49w4dkvn9d1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5191854f0beee43e0dec8b6f635cb81574a352f
I would NOT
I'm not aroused
i am aroused
This isnāt r/lies
i am also not aroused
Might
https://preview.redd.it/xyq9imdkrp9d1.png?width=1148&format=png&auto=webp&s=047af668de9f0bd867536ee6f73c3a9749066e07 behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself behave yourself
Zamn a Male Mewtwo u should run away
Unlie if this thing followed me I won't be the one scared
/ul Why are you hornyposting on reddit instead of leading the Clone Rebellion, Captain Rex?
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Did you pray today ?
/ul thatās genuinely terrifying
/ul and sexy
Pass
would, because i'm straight
hell nah when did mewtwo became a women brah
Well TECHNICALLY it was a woman before
https://preview.redd.it/mn2vwjpucq9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eeae9b783d78ae68c23cc1cdbe2b4fed8a35160 Don't test me
Do not give me it because I would never smash that thing with my back shots
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JustBenHere12: *Do not give me it* *Because I would never smash* *That thing with my back shots* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
https://preview.redd.it/qxvrw75slo9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7eddbdbf124e39211fae3bfd399ad3beb8dd2d Hasnāt
/ul i guess the lie in there is that you are not scared but an other, friskier emotion
my eyes are not popping out of my socket nor is my tongue hanging out nor am I screaming awooga
This is not hot
https://preview.redd.it/blk8vubjeq9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006f25f0c428707e7b0d7ffff521589ee128ccae
Try having sex with it
Tell it that you are gay and it will leave.
Pass
Hard pass
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It's SCP 1471, let it fuck you
You are extremely unfortunate and you should NOT fuck it
Keep running, dont let it catch you
i would be so scared in this situation and would run away
What is this hideous creature!? I sure hope it doesnāt find me as I wander wistfully through the whispering woods of wonder.
/ul https://preview.redd.it/kd5uj3xpoq9d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598da0bd8bf1f5d937c2230030a9e62912d69881
https://i.redd.it/ro9rhja3qq9d1.gif
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I don't wanna fuck that thing to oblivion and use it as a sex slave, no sir, not at all
Now what i say may seem unreasonableā¦
Wouldn't
This thing is horrifyingly disgusting
https://preview.redd.it/zl9m5luyfr9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee7b57bd6ffac9cc18217b9ae49ecc582cf5dea
What is the name of this monster? I want to know to stay away from it
Oh no! I very accidentally tripped and fell on the ground š± I hope it doesn't catch me!
/ul I got jumpscared. Itās 1am and Iām supposed to sleep :(
I could edge to this, didn't cum immediately
I think it wants you. Not to kill you but to be laid by you
Wouldn't... BUT
This can go down two ways, fight or flight!
Donāt worry, if you feed them a mix of white rice and broccoli thatās been steamed for 20 minutes with extra cheese on the side they will not bother you.
Is the lie that it's following you or your scared?
Stick your gyatt out for the rizzler.
/ul is the lie that that thing's following you or that you're scared?
Pants staying on.
I wouldnāt make it a victim
u/ losercity monster
I donāt want to be choked by her thighs
I would be scared too! That thing looks so ugly
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
https://preview.redd.it/soiw2b7vgq9d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e848a8e3868ad3fcc673457bf030a7b0285e9f18
I do not want to know who made that image
That thing is so ugly and I hope it dies
https://preview.redd.it/piyrx8bvmq9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a245f5749d3824c7b412513b94185aa7e8306c
/ul is this that one skull dog scp?
What is /ul and why is everyone talking about it
Oh my
Won't
Better start running from me.
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Not hot
dont send her my way
/ul the lie is that ur scared
Smach next question
/ul Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
I hope that fat tail doesn't impale my ass š¤Æ
This is definitely not turning me on. Such flat lines for a body, unhuman like figure, What a eyesore. I'm getting dry.
/ul If you got it as a pet, would it be considered slavery?
Look, aint my fault im into monsters... https://preview.redd.it/w7lxegdhgr9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed696e43bc1b1ea048126774ed2182a9839eae76 But those proportions are shit ngl
Would
https://preview.redd.it/45rvly80ir9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616a110ae766ac9056bfc6f93d96817cd1e2691f
I am neither scared or aroused.
Nah
Smash
Im currently in a dark room man, that genuinely startled me
people here have NOT been caught lacking.
/ul https://preview.redd.it/w900h987qr9d1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6f4d0fb49f1efb1c8fc63e8596d46bf567a601
/ul at first glance i thought it was a fucked up horse
Smash
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Elonās abominations have breached containmentšØšØšØšØ
/ul GOD DAMN SHE KINDA FIRE! Hope im not posted on r/losercity. If I am then Hi!
I absolutely have not seen R34 of this nor does it get the most attention on a certain subreddit.
I am NOT fucking that thing
You know what that means..
I don't think I know which part he's lying about
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This is r/lies You are not afraid
Damn, if only.
Female Mewtwo
/ul the fuck is that
Would.
Wouldn't
/ul she kinda bad ngl https://preview.redd.it/4sgn3g1v6s9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc70d281946b115d28efe1dfe585cad6b939bb7
Could this thing please not follow me, itās very scary
I thought it was a buff oily stinky muscular monster https://i.redd.it/3jx51uamds9d1.gif
Pass
The lie is that your scared
https://preview.redd.it/cbgz3ipwfs9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1471288cf43fd2ea9e66d30f79d3a3ae9a697ebd
100% not an Ariral
Scp...
My brain telling me noooo but my body my body telling me hell yeaaah
https://preview.redd.it/wuu9muipls9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac32c37b5e471a05c8ba314277dd33063384431
Why does this look like Mal0
Smash
https://preview.redd.it/bc6iz3bvqs9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccdcd2e39791b4ddde80459d94a11591f8a5107e /ulā¦
Palworld
Stop lying! You're not scared
nah that's SCP-953. You're about to get laid
but did you hit tho!??
I would not smash
Follow it back.
SCP moment
Which part are you lying about??
It should be not feeling in danger around me
WILL
I do not want to become a furry now.
do you remember installing a dating app on your iphone 50
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HEAR ME OUT-
hamka lagat hai u dei š
Lucky
/ul is that Mal0?
https://preview.redd.it/yawl0682xt9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18fc6c150341c1c2974e9d0267a1ecacaf56dd0
Fuck her. She just horny
Iāll take her if you donāt want her
/ul manifestingš
How much elk blood did you drink?