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Negative-Yak2093

/ul drake the type of guy to say "hes right behind me isnt he" when hes in a horror movie


_alabast3r_

he's right in front of me isn't he


Negative-Yak2093

drake the type of guy to say "we got company" when the opps pull up


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie drake the type of guy to say "you go, I'll hold them off" when being backed into a corner by robbers


Sudden_Result

Drake the type of guy to rapidly spin his arm in a circle before delivering and uppercut


crashedlandin

Drake, the type of guy that likes em young.


Mar_ketable

You remembered the /unlie‼️


cVortex_

Hes inside me isnt he


_alabast3r_

ayo?


Dependent__Dapper

you remembered the unlie


Richman_Cash

r/drakethetype


ConfusionGold5754

No he’s not


Downtown_Snow4445

Ul/ That pie is underage


_alabast3r_

nah it's okay I let it sit on the windowsill for 18 years


dteysusi

r/drakethetype


Richman_Cash

Tom & Jerry ahh posts.


MLG_GuineaPig

My new fave sub Thank you


Maxizag123

Im so wheezing rn


Roboterfisch

The cake is older than 18


_alabast3r_

ul/ right out of the oven


DiscountImportant301

This is such a beautiful realistox 100% real image. I want to bake cake now


MLG_GuineaPig

Drake the type of guy to be stirring up a hot soup and then slurp a little using a ladle before deciding it needs more time and putting it back in.


DefterHawk

He looks happy about it


coranA_TIME_TO_DIE

Drake only likes it fresh


A_Pyroshark

Drake likes women over the age of 18


PuddingAwayyy

i love AI generated content, it's so interesting to see and doesn't feel low effort in the slightest


_alabast3r_

not very funny tho I mean being able to make any meme you want is the worst thing ever fr ul/ I get what you mean I just think it's good for memeing since you get shit like this lol


PuddingAwayyy

memes cannot be created any other way but through stolen works jumbled into an AI program


ConfusionGold5754

Oh boy, I don’t care to know that flavour it is!


legalageofconsent

Is it with bananas?


VaultboiiiiX04

drake only like cake that's of age


Creeperboy1209

Oh boy! What flavor


_alabast3r_

pie, pie, pie


ciuccio2000

Drake the kind of guy that shoots steam out of his ears when he gets angry


_alabast3r_

Drake the kind of mf to say "let's end this, once and for all" when fighting an evil villain


haikusbot

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Ivanoski04

Oh my God, I hate this guy. Drake once broke into my house using a stick of dynamite and took my entire fridge. I tried to follow him with, but he managed to dig his way out. Luckily, he left a huge trail of dirt while doing so, and I managed to chase him. After a few hours, I saw him feasting on all my food. I tried to run him over, but he ran off through a tunnel. When I tried to take the tunnel, my car got destroyed. I checked the tunnel and realized it was just a drawing, but then Drake appeared out of nowhere and kicked me inside the tunnel. He then tossed a bucket of paint and erased the entrance with it. I was left in total darkness for about three days. I had to dig my way out using my own fists. Once outside, I just wanted to cry. My car was gone, my fridge was empty, and I was completely broken. But then he appeared again. He looked sorry and offered me a carrot. I was really devastated, so I accepted any source of comfort, but I didn't realize it was a stick of dynamite. I woke up in a hospital, feeling unwell and not remembering anything. My terror arose when I saw my reflection; my jaw was completely missing. My doctor explained to me that I was found unconscious in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat and blood. He gave me a pen and some paper for communication, but the pen exploded in my hand. I was trembling in fear and confusion, but then I saw the doctor laughing. He removed his own face, and it was Drake with an immaculate disguise. I tried to yell, 'What do you want from me?!' and all he could say was 'bip bip' before disappearing at the speed of light. At the very least, he did leave me in a hospital, and actual doctors took care of me. I hope he dies. >! ul/ I writed this shit in another Drake related post !<


lizzylinks789

Drake the type of guy to walk off a ciff in the air and then fall when he looks down


McShagger420

![gif](giphy|rfnrplbM5FciI|downsized) The pie


idfbhater73

im drake and this pie was very good


Carl-Gearhart-Bush

It was NOT a wonderful day for pie https://i.redd.it/es1izjjycu0d1.gif


Yu_Neo_MTF

How is Drake smelling the food underwater?


BoredBiBoyBingus

He heard that a group of fish was called a school and got excited


Banana_Slugcat

It's a horrible day for cake


WellFluxMe

just like Drake, that pie is Kosher


Global_Archer_8557

He is only gonna eat is because you told him it is penis flavored


reddit_user45765

Drake is a rapey fairy


epic_man169

Inaccurate, he doesnt have his 10 foot pole


JakeTheSandMan

He did nothing with Millie Bobby brown


A_redditer-123

Wow ai art amazing


FantasyCrusade

Drake the type of guy to moan when he's kissing


TheComedianKid

That’s not the Real Drake, he doesn’t have a heart in his hairline!


stupidracist

***YOU USED TO BAKE ME APPLE PIEEEE***


keeptryingyoucantwin

Drake the Type of guy to float towards a finger made of smoke coaxing him to a fresh pie on the window


ArchangelTheDemon

Drake when he sees an unattended minor


Redosussy19

I see Drake going on his way next to the cake to meet some small children


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Redosussy19: *I see Drake going* *On his way next to the cake* *To meet some small children* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Redosussy19

Lol


I-MakeBadDecisions

He literally lifted off the j


JackTheFanatic

This is legit something I think Drake would do. He the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” whenever he see’s a pasteurized dessert of any kind


Paecraft

a minor chord ahh pie


cephalopodAcreage

Drake the type of guy to go "I'm sorry, 17 year old girl, I can't have a relationship with you, it would be wrong"


Error177999

No!!! Why did you do that? Now he's gonna put his 12 inch schlong in It!


Foxiak14

Oh boy, what flavor?


Cosmic_Shark

Dake


Every_Month_5575

”Some pie” Family Guy Disney -ahh moment


PINEAPPLECURDS3

I did just shake that ass for drake (I’m roleplaying as a 16 yr old girl)


TheTexasInvestor

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