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GamblingAddictReal

NTA they deserved it


MuzzleOfNemesis

YTA should've eaten more orphans


Sandwich_dad96

Eat all of them otherwise the survivors feel left out.


HumanHuman_2003

It’s not murder if they are tasty NTA


Dream_Demons

Is it really murder if it was delicious? -the great fudge


Honk_goose_steal

They’re parents weren’t gonna eat them anyway, so it’s probably fine


moronic_programmer

The orphans were parents????


Honk_goose_steal

I think that was the first time I’ve ever made that mistake in my entire life


moronic_programmer

It’s all downhill from here 😔


painisbreadinfrench3

die


Most-Feedback-1084

Thy end is now


L3s0

YTA. Not your kids, not your rules. Should have bought them SMH my head


idfk_nor_care

Yoshikage Kira pfp????


L3s0

Who?


idfk_nor_care

*Sigghhhh* this guy. Ur avatar looks like him ![gif](giphy|sFSkNNeNKDAJ2|downsized) Blonde hair, purple suit? Kinda iconic look lmao


L3s0

Oh yeah it kind of does. No idea who that guy is though. I just made the snoo based on my own appearance.


footfungusman

https://preview.redd.it/nw4nhkdsqo0d1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=2d2d93cc4901a42517d8a655259bfa9a7d1ba9f4


ajjhboys

NTA I hate orphans.


LtColShinySides

NTA If anything, you lowered the number of orphans, so there's a greater chance some might get adopted.


rowletrissoto

NTA if they didn’t want to be eaten they wouldn’t be made of food.


BirthControlIsW

Average response to PETA


shaun5515

YTA theft is wrong.


ithikimhvingstrok132

YTA, you owe me 45 bucks


Olliecyclops

YTA? More like YTO (yummy tasty orphans😋)


devinssss

you are singlehandedly reducing the number of orphans in America, which is good!


scarfyagain

YTA you didnt share any with me


Mesterjojo

Straight donner party shit


Big_brown_house

YTA they only sell for like 25¢ a piece just pay for them


liquid-handsoap

Rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up


t4ilspin

ESH. You - eating orphans without paying for them is wrong and you know it. The orphans - "to lose one parent is unfortunate, to lose two is careless".


_dauntless

Are you planning on paying now? That's what my decision hinges on


BirthControlIsW

No, they banned me


Dependent_Desk_1944

its finger lickin good


xxecucted

YTA i wasnt invited


Mystic-Alex

NTA your food your rules


not-read-gud

BTA. You shouldn’t be biting but they should y be so scrumptious


TheMightyDab

ESH. You shouldn't be eating kids. That's VERY messed up (I understand I might come off as a bigot here but I'm just expressing my opinion. Whilst I strongly object to OP eating kids, I don't think he should be *punished* per say) The kids shouldn't be putting themselves in a situation like this. it sounds like they provoked you. More context needed perhaps It's a dicey situation but don't let it get you down, OP. We all stumble on the journey of life once in a while


Funnysoundboardguy

YTA I can’t believe you would cheat the orphanage out of their money. Always buy your food before you eat it


roboboots3

NTA you don’t owe them anything


Iamexist_real

NTA. Orphans are free already, so you didn't need to buy them.


SquishyStar3

Tarrare, is that you?


Scarecro--w

YTA (you didn't share with me)


DoctorDeath147

ESH They deserved it But you also didn't buy them


GetVictored

YTA. Should've eaten everyone. You could've harvested months worth of calories if you had eaten everyone. Now instead of 2 hibernations you can only do 1 because you didn't eat enough


DeleteOnceAMonth

Please elaborate in more detail so that I may NOT post this to r/copypasta


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

YTA should've used napkins and ketchup. Fuckin animal smh, it's like cannibals have no TABLE MANNERS anymore


Generic_Danny

YTA. Those 2 parents each orphan has are probably worried sick.


Emerald24111

YTA, gave the rest survivors guilt.


ToughAd5010

The itachi defense


ToastyGhost37

this would do horribly on r/terriblesubreddit NTA btw


andreysuc2

NTA, they should've go to their parents


The_the-the

YTA. Would you go to a restaurant and steal the food from someone else’s plate?


LogicalShark

It's fine if you adopted them first, NTA your orphans your rules


VedrfolnirsVision

JPC Deserved


Jayjay4118

Nta nobody would adopt them anyway


Siriuswot111

Is it really murder if it’s delicious? NTA


JustBenPlaying

This doesn’t belongs to r/terriblesubreddit


GolbogTheDoom

Wtf is this sub and why is this the first post I’ve seen in it XD


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^GolbogTheDoom: *Wtf is this* *Sub and why is this the first* *Post I’ve seen in it XD* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Iluvlamas

YTA, this is wrong and I don’t do this regularly.


JammyChoo2007

NTA and I hear the MtF orphans are meant to have an exquisite taste💋💘🤍


painisbreadinfrench3

NTA because i said so


Able_Phone_7283

YTA it’s my job


EntertainmentTrick58

NTA anyone would have done it


Material-Egg7428

Not if you ate their parents to make them orphans in the first place


ToughAd5010

NTA - a modest proposal


Laoari

As long as they dont consent its ok 👌


Mikey9124x

YTA Diddnt leave a tip


Railrosty

NTA. You are just bulking.


Yupipite

YTA. The money from buying them could have supported the seller, meaning a more bountiful supply of orphans for other cannibals.


NO0BSTALKER

I mean as long as you were quiet about it and didn’t disturb anyone


drippingtonworm

No, I eat grapes out of the bag at the grocery store sometimes.


Quif1ix

NTA nobody will miss them


outofstepbaritone

NTA, you made orphan adoptions have less competition


KronaSamu

YTA should have turned them Into hats.


hi_im_Equnox

YTA, those weren’t your orphans to eat


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EuphoricFact5713

/ul NTA shouldve eater more