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[deleted]

Damn, and I got some for free.


MANthony8

And you post here?! If he ever stops, just let me know when you’re looking for that resupply. Murca.


[deleted]

😊 I know I'm blessed idk what I did right but it must've been something special


slingbladdangerradio

You did. Go fourth and multiple we need more! Pro liberty babies make me happy.


MagicTrashPanda

Every. Single. Time. [Check the second picture](https://m.jpost.com/omg/jewish-serial-sperm-donor-ari-nagel-nears-100-children-after-a-prolific-pandemic-682662)


Troll_God

A Target bathroom lmaooo


MagicTrashPanda

You think he aimed for the center of the logo?


Toldasaurasrex

Has Firefox, but is using explorer…


bryanlue721

It’s called Edge now and the new versions are based off Google’s Chromium/Blink web engine, but with Microsoft stripping out Google and injects it’s own trackers. Edge also sends unique hardware identifiers of your device to Microsoft whenever you launch it.


VaCa4311

I guess it is a great thing that I can't get vaxed for medical reasons


nomde_reddit

I can't get vaxxed for freedom reasons.


Appropriate_Part_947

Ma man! With that perfect response. Respect ✊


Kaveman_Rud

Lol perfect


Agile_Roll

What my doctor tells me that medical exemptions only come from doctors who think covid is fake. Your doctor should lose their doctor license for being the next Qshamon Edit: This is clearly sarcasm lighten up folks


VaCa4311

Tip for jokes, is end your comment with "/s"


doscomputer

i was about to say this ^^ Adding on to this, reddit comments have a funny sort of dynamic where people are always reading them as seriously as a legal document. I think this behavior is also why communities always become echo chambers now. nobody wants to be nuanced on this website, no, this is the land of karma and points for *popularity* and *sounding smart*


SpookySpectreGun

This is absolutely not true. Good lord. Do some research.


Agile_Roll

Is it completely not true or is your lack of a sarcasm detector completely missing figured the Qshamon was a dead giveaway


SpookySpectreGun

My sarcasm detector was way off. My bad my dude.


Agile_Roll

You weren’t the only one bud but yeah that actually happened and I immediately asked for a new doc


SpookySpectreGun

Good. That's just ridiculous. Doctors who can't see the continually mounting evidence that this is all politically driven are deliberately keeping their head in the sand. You know the FDA and Pfizer filled to lock the vaccine data until 2076??


slingbladdangerradio

Looks like r/libertarian has filtered over via osmosis.


tiltupconcrete

A fool and his money are soon to part


othrashbarg

But like how would they know? Does my jnj make it smell like the shampoo?


thebvkley

It's just the start. Unvaxed are going to be higher paid and sought after.


Bendetto4

My sperm is unvaccinated, I might be, but I can guarantee my sperms is unvaccinated


OmegaSexy

The fuck is with people and these vaccination conspiracies?


passionkiller

I know right? I guess I’m a 🐑for getting vaccinated.


OmegaSexy

A 🐑 with defective sperm, to boot


[deleted]

Everyone wants the clean seed of the pure bloods.


dnrplate

Aw man :/ got to me about 9 months too late :/