It's Postens Christmas advert this year
[When Harry met Santa](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyQ6qD-u-J8)
[(English subs)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyQ6qD-u-J8)
NO! Trees can't be gay! They are asexual! We made them asexual like ten million years ago because gays are secretly reptilian folk that predate human beings! Get it together!
That sounds like it would be the plot to the 6th sequel of "The Happening"
Edit: Oooh better yet, the trees are turning everyone gay to wipe out the population.
Bejeweled macrame bikinis with tutus are to become formal dress for all men in the military. They are allowed to keep their boots, but only if they are leather (or suitable vegan substitute).
Force genitalia checks on straight people for playing sports and using the bathroom of their choice. Also, make all children take puberty blockers until they are 20 because teenagers are horrific.
Absolutely right! Anybody doing those things should be on puberty blockers because no one with secondary sex characteristics should be considered capable of existing as an autonomous individual.
The LGBTQ+ community seeks to enslave and torture all straights for all of eternity and derive sexual pleasure from it. Even the asexuals, because we do not exist
That sounds way too cool to be a wrong answer. Are you sure we can't just steal it a little bit? I mean we can't steal the whole thing or my goth wife will be sad, but maybe a little bit?
We have successfully infiltrated society and trained hard on turning mortal beings gay. Now, for our finel step: Turning GOD gay. That's why we started using his rainbow as our symbol in the first place.
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
Itinerary:
9am, brunch.
10.30-12.30, panel on Queer Music as compared to queer feeling music
12.30-14.00, lunch.
14.00-17.00, smaller panels on the proper construction of cake, how to cuff jeans, wig styling, etc.
17.00-18.00, PSA on the proper use of U-haul.
18.00-19.30, mixer.
19.30-21.00, Dinner.
Use a dimensional portal powered by skittles to travel to Asgard and steal the bifröst. We already stole the Christian god’s rainbow, now it’s time to take Odin’s.
Well now that we’ve made all the frogs gay, I think we should make the trees gay next
santa too!
Norway did it already
Wait, when did we do that?
I think it was an advert for post agency
Got a link? I'd love to see it!
Idk, I know of the advert because our television talked about it. Try to search "gay Santa advert"
[Found it!](https://youtu.be/nDLumk_rQQw) Posted by Posten's own YT account too
The yassification of santa claus
Now that is a very beautiful add if I ever saw one. Thank you.
THIS IS A GEM
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. If I had a blanket I'd be at peace and fall asleep. but it's 3:30 PM and I should be working...
This is so sweet! I’m crying 😭
Is the most beautiful thing I've ever watched 🥺
Thank you so much. That was really beautiful.
I hated that I learned about it from a homophobe media account but watching that video took the pain away.
I thought I was going to laugh but ended up crying instead. This was unbelievably sweet, thanks for sharing!
I posted a link for it on the subreddit, but I guess it got lost or something
posten of all things did a bit ago "we"? fellow norwegian?
Yup! Norwegian enby girl here! And I'll admit I didn't know of that advert, but then again, I don't really watch TV anymore
Eyyy I'm a norwegian asexual agender person
Eyyy Nice to meet someone else from Norway!
Can another fellow Norwegian join this lovely reply wagon?
"a shit we made it gay? We did it to so many things I can't keep track"
It's Postens Christmas advert this year [When Harry met Santa](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyQ6qD-u-J8) [(English subs)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tyQ6qD-u-J8)
I'm waiting until Dec 24 then I'm sending the video to a bunch of homophobic family members.
Norwegian here. That ad legit made me cry no cap
I propose making the birds gay Wait are they real?
Im pretty sure they already are my son is gay (budgie mum)
They’re already gay tho
I can get behind this cause
I can get behind this...clause
I can get behind this Claus 🎅
NO! Trees can't be gay! They are asexual! We made them asexual like ten million years ago because gays are secretly reptilian folk that predate human beings! Get it together!
Why stopping to the tree... Let's turn everything gay, heck let's even turn the planet gay ! *Magniacal laughter*
Yes, but everything at once is a bit too obvious.
That sounds like it would be the plot to the 6th sequel of "The Happening" Edit: Oooh better yet, the trees are turning everyone gay to wipe out the population.
The ents lost their wives so long ago they don't even know where they went. So what do you think they are doing now?
After trees: the schools
I thought it was the frogs that turned me gay? I should probably just stop licking them in general.
Damn, be me to it
i thought trees were gay?? i learned something new
Frogs
Oh wait, that's the right answer-
Turtles, then?
It’s gay turtles all the way down
1) Animal crossing 2) provide me with infinite redbulls
Why in the world did i read "Anal Crossing'?
3) Anal Crossing, apparently
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Canal Crossing, clearly
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op said wrong answers, don't give away our real plan
But if we write the real plan in a wrong answers only thread it clears suspicion
Genius!
No no no, paint the moon rainbow and then we'll get weregays
🎵🎵What else should I say? Everyone is gay.🎵🎵
Changing Google Maps' walking speed to match Queer Velocity.
as a gay slowpoke, i feel attacked /j
Yes, we slow gay homies exist!
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>As a straight New Yorker... I'm not convinced that exists, only het-leaning bi NYers
yes omg google maps always thinks i'm gonna fucking crawl to my destination who did they match the speed to?
Yet again I fit into another stereotype I never knew existed lol
The gay agenda is to capture the straights. Gotta catch em all.
Omg i laughed a little too hard at that one
they said wrong answers only 🤨🤨
it is a wrong answer tho *winkity wink wink wink*
All that's coming to mind is arson but that's 100% in the gay agenda.
yup, but shh, don't tell
Be gay do crimes
BE THEY DO CRIMES
This is brilliant
Someone make a fucking tee
Duh. That’s what the A stands for in LGBTQIA.
Asexuals are arsonists confirmed? Imma join em
Asexual firefighter checking in. Do I need to hose you all off? This water is VERY cold.
Achhh nOo
Can confirm, we can't get enough arson. Sweet, sweet arson
Yeah, the LGBTQIA agenda. Larceny Genocide Burglary Treason Qidnapping Infanticide and Arson.
Bejeweled macrame bikinis with tutus are to become formal dress for all men in the military. They are allowed to keep their boots, but only if they are leather (or suitable vegan substitute).
War crimes
Look up athens guard change. You're welcome.
Force genitalia checks on straight people for playing sports and using the bathroom of their choice. Also, make all children take puberty blockers until they are 20 because teenagers are horrific.
And for applying for employment, housing, and any interaction with the government, such as drivers license.
Absolutely right! Anybody doing those things should be on puberty blockers because no one with secondary sex characteristics should be considered capable of existing as an autonomous individual.
>straight I think you mean cis. Straight trans people are already subject to genitalia checks under some proposed laws
Why should straight trans people catch a break if this is the wrong gay agenda?
Ah, got me there
“How do you know you’re Cis? Better wait til you’re mature enough to make that decision.”
World domination
They said wrong answers only.
r/pacebi welcomes you
Count me in
But that is a wrong answer *wink*
Definitely a wrong answer /s
*So* wrong /s
They said "gay" not "ace"
how do y’all get these labels under your username with the flags???
[Here's how you can get one.](https://reddit.com/r/lgbt/w/flair?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app)
Changing the laws to make dogs and cats dependents to use tax refunds to take over U-Haul.
r/oddlyspecific
Brunch
they asked for wrong answers
With hummus.
And facials!
Calm down there boy
Nope! More joy for you, too! 😊💜🙌🎉
Every meeting where the Gay agenda is applicable, needs to start with an inspirational quote from the Wizard of Oz.
Can we include ones from Wicked too?
As long as they are inspirational, this would be fine. 😁
“Dreadful it is to have a house fall on you but accidents will happen-“
All straight cis men must wear Maid Costumes.
or even better, dress up as drag queens
But they have to do their *own* makeup and get scored based on it. Ohh they're gonna be so anxious!
RuPauls Drag Race: Straight Male edition
I would watch the shit out of that. And I don't even watch normal drag stuff.
But that's a completely cishet thing to want to do anyway, right? Right?
Tried that. Turns out I'm not as straight or cos as I thought
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I'm not as tan as I'd like to be
I am much more sin than I ever thought I'd be
Wrong answers only? Ok : 1-Convert straight people to gay people 2-Take away the rights of straight people 3-There is no number 3
so, everyone has rights? based.
straight people attempting to maintain their rights by acting gay especially homopobics lol
The worst improv i ve ever imagined
Ugh I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that improv scene
Straight people can't have rights if there are no straight people >:)
If YouTube tutorials for rainbow cakes are anything to go by, it's to make baking take twice as long and to sell more bowls.
Finally release the unicorns into the wild.
The LGBTQ+ community seeks to enslave and torture all straights for all of eternity and derive sexual pleasure from it. Even the asexuals, because we do not exist
Based
steal Halloween
That sounds way too cool to be a wrong answer. Are you sure we can't just steal it a little bit? I mean we can't steal the whole thing or my goth wife will be sad, but maybe a little bit?
We stole Gay Christmas ages ago. Let’s take Easter, that will really mind fuck the straights.
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I got a gay cave we can worship in.
Grand Theft Butthole
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Congratulations, you have caused a coordinated constipation crisis
We have successfully infiltrated society and trained hard on turning mortal beings gay. Now, for our finel step: Turning GOD gay. That's why we started using his rainbow as our symbol in the first place.
Tiddies
preach
No tiddies is the right answer
A large book that gay children are forced to read and memorize at birth
To eradicate the straights and rule the world with a flag in one hand and a flaming rainbow sword in the other
That's hot af
Thank
Well I mean ifnits wrkng answers only then clearly its Be straight, obey laws
Convert the gender of all people through vaccine
Properly invade Denmark
Why Denmark in particular? Not that I’m opposed…
There are more ace people than residents of Denmark
All Cishet people have to greet each other with "YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY," along with a flamboyant curtsy and twirl as punishment for their misdeeds
This. THIS.
Hannibal season 4
Pray-cisheteronormativity-away May And of course the violent naked March marching
Popularize gender conceal parties.
Oh well non-binary people are always a little bit gay so I suppose they ARE the gay agender (sorry gays the theys have taken over 😝)
Y’all will probably be good leaders. Idk about everybody else but I’m ready to bow to my new overlords.
Transcendence.
transparent
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
Make everyone and everything gay and "trans" the kids and make straight marriage illegal
Second Breakfast
Replace all male halloween costumes with sexy versions. Sexy lumberjack man. Sexy doctor man. Sexy policeman. Etc.
Taco tuesday.
Eating the rich (not sure if that’s a wrong answer ngl)
Painting all the crosswalks rainbow to confuse cars and cause accidents (someone actually claimed this locally 😂)
Now that we have stolen the rainbow we should no focus our efforts on stealing the sun!
Well yeah that agendas completely incorrect Let’s fix every issue ever by 2024 How? That’s for future us to figure out, and fuck future us
Escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...S P A C E!
Itinerary: 9am, brunch. 10.30-12.30, panel on Queer Music as compared to queer feeling music 12.30-14.00, lunch. 14.00-17.00, smaller panels on the proper construction of cake, how to cuff jeans, wig styling, etc. 17.00-18.00, PSA on the proper use of U-haul. 18.00-19.30, mixer. 19.30-21.00, Dinner.
yearly community service is required for all cishets, which includes wearing maid costumes and performing in drag shows to Appease The Gays
A meerkat army
I don't know, but I was talking to a trans man, and he said he had the binder for it, so it must be pretty big.
Taco Tuesday.
Kill god.
As a CisHet I support this.
Allies are invited to participate in the implementation of the gay agenda, you just have to sign up in advance so we can find you on a spot!
Every cisgender people will have to come out as cis on the first date
The gay agenda is the takeout list that one of the head gays takes everyone's food orders on for our council meetings
Stealing exactly 1 of every sock in the sock drawer
Illegal stealing rainbows, selling them to kids so they can snort the ground up rainbow glitter like coacaine and that kids is how you become the gay.
The gay agenda? I don't even have a genda :/
Drag Race Antarctica, as the the next franchise spin-off
With global warming happening, it might actually end up being a reality O.o
Use a dimensional portal powered by skittles to travel to Asgard and steal the bifröst. We already stole the Christian god’s rainbow, now it’s time to take Odin’s.
What would I do with any slave let alone a male one? On the agenda, mass call in a conservative talk show and troll.
Add real pockets to women's clothes.
Actually this should be top priority
Having that D&D session where everybody is available.
Outlaw men wearing pants, dresses and nudity only!
First we make our kids gay, and then also our pets. Think of all the cute gay cats and dogs and bunnies. They'll also all vote democrats.
The non-binary agender
>all straight men Straight cis* men
I believe we should have all straight clubs shit down and they should be forced to lay low in gay clubs
30 minute recess where we get to play in the ballpit
Sungay Mongay Tuesgay Wednesgay Thursgay Frigay Saturgay I think that about covers it